My village can't be like this

Chapter 706: Monkey-Marten Fight
When Zhang An returned to the village, before crossing the bridge, he saw a lot of people gathered in front of his house.

Just as he drove closer with great curiosity, everyone noticed him.

"Zhang An is back. Come and see your manacle fighting with a marten."

The surrounding villagers were mostly men, and when they saw Zhang An coming back, they immediately started to make a fuss.

"WTF?"

When Zhang An heard this, he was a little confused at first, but then he immediately realized that it was probably the Monkey King who came back.

There were many villagers in the yard now, so Zhang An didn't drive the car in, but got out and walked in to take a look.

Sure enough, the Monkey King came back and was squatting on the osmanthus tree in his yard. He was grinning and chirping at the wall of the yard.

Zhang An looked in the direction it was looking and saw Chou Chou standing there.

However, it did not stand like usual, but was on all fours with its hind legs slightly bent and its head slightly raised.

Zhang An was very familiar with this look, because this was how Chou Chou looked when he was hunting rabbits in the space.

It seems that it is just as everyone says, the Monkey King and Chouchou are fighting.

In the yard under the tree, little Siqi was standing with his hands on his hips, looking up at the tree and the yard wall, calling out to Chou Chou.

Under normal circumstances, as soon as Chouchou heard his little master calling him, he would immediately run over to report.

But today the little thing was abnormally motionless, still staring at the monkey on the osmanthus tree with a concentrated look.

It seems that the Monkey King, this naughty monkey, has posed such a huge threat to Chouchou that the little creature has ignored the calls of its little master.

After shouting for a long time, Xiao Siqi got angry because he saw that Chou Chou on the wall showed no intention of coming down.

Not only did the voice become much louder, but he also started swearing.

Although he is young, he has an incredibly good memory. Normally, no one taught him how to curse. He just occasionally heard a few people in the village cursing. But even so, he more or less remembered some of it.

But because he was still too young, he tried very hard to pretend to be very fierce.

But in the eyes of the adults around him, he looks fierce and fierce, which is so adorable that every word he shouts can make everyone laugh.

But he was still too young, and even when he saw the adults around him laughing, he didn't know that they were laughing at him.

Little Siqi was very unhappy that he couldn't call Chouchou down. When he saw Zhang An coming back, he immediately ran over and hugged Zhang An's legs to complain.

Through his son's accusation, Zhang An roughly figured out some things.

It turned out that he and Chouchou were playing in the yard today, but the naughty monkey Monkey King suddenly came back.

As soon as he saw the stinky thing in the yard, he went crazy as if he was meeting his enemy with jealous eyes.

In fact, this is not difficult to understand. As the most intelligent animal in the mountains, monkeys can clearly identify objects that pose a threat to them.

Chouchou is a marten. Although it is very small, it is not easy to deal with in the mountains.

Especially the yellow-throated marten in the local mountains, its fighting power is simply off the charts.

Not only can it threaten baby monkeys, but sometimes it can even hunt monkeys that are ten times larger than itself.

The fur color of Chou Chou is not very similar to that of the yellow-throated marten, but the Monkey King is color blind and cannot tell the difference at all. He just thinks that this little thing is their old enemy, the yellow-throated marten, so they are extremely jealous of each other when they meet.

The little snow ferret Chou Chou is no pushover either. Although it has not yet grown to its full form, after Zhang An's special training over this period of time, its strength has already exceeded that of a cub.

It was originally playing happily with its little master, but suddenly it found that this sharp-nosed and monkey-faced stranger burst into hostility as soon as he saw it.

Seeing that the guy in front of it was so uncultured, it would definitely not tolerate him, and a fight between the monkey and the marten broke out immediately.

The little snow ferret was still not an adult yet, and it was not one of the powerful yellow-throated martens. It could not do anything to the Monkey King, who was already an adult and more powerful than a normal adult monkey.

But it was very smart. It couldn't beat this uncultured guy, but it also didn't let the other guy get the upper hand.

After all, its talent for speed is better than that of the monkey. In addition, after being stimulated by the space in recent times, it is even faster than before, so the Monkey King can't do anything to it.

This led to the situation that Zhang An saw when he returned, with the two sides in a stalemate.

As for why his son only called him "Chou Chou" instead of calling him "Monkey King".

The reason is actually very simple, because the Monkey King had left home and ran to the mountains for a long time. At that time, little Siqi was still in swaddling clothes and was a baby who knew nothing.

Later, when he began to understand this world, the Monkey King's monkey was no longer at home, so Xiao Siqi recognized Xiaohu and the others, Huatou's family, Huiqiu and the others, and other animals at home, but he just didn't remember the monkey.

After understanding the whole cause and effect, Zhang An had to speak up to stop the fight, otherwise if they kept making such a fuss, it would probably not stop in a short time.

"Come down quickly."

Zhang An glared and shouted in a bad tone at the two enemies who were staring at each other.

The voice was not very loud, but rather smaller than usual, but there was an irresistible command in the tone.

After being raised for this period of time, the little snow ferret had already memorized the orders of its master Zhang An. When it heard this, it did not bother to be on guard against the monkey, and immediately jumped down from the wall and ran into Zhang An's hands, looking timid and submissive, without any of the ferocious look that it had just shown when it was not afraid of the monkey.

The monkey was the same, it didn't dare to disobey the order and just came down from the tree and squatted at Zhang An's feet. It was so obedient that it didn't look like a troublemaker at all.

After all, it was Zhang An who had tortured it into submission, and that shadow was indelible in its mind, just like Monkey King would always remember the Five Finger Mountain.

The sudden change in style of the painting, and the scene suddenly becoming harmonious, left everyone stunned.

"Look, I told you that Zhang An has to make the first move, otherwise no one can control this macaque."

Many people in the village have an impression of the Monkey King, the naughty monkey. After all, many people have seen Zhang An using it to pick peaches before.

At that time, they thought that the monkey must have been tamed by Zhang An, otherwise ordinary people would not be able to control this monkey.

They had originally gathered together to have fun, but now that Zhang An had returned, the monkey marten no longer maintained its stalemate, and the fun naturally ended, so they dispersed one after another.

Zhang An had never had much hope for the Monkey King, this naughty monkey, and he didn't expect it to come back after he knew it had returned to the mountain.

Zhang An was really surprised that he suddenly came back.

However, no matter how surprised he was, Zhang An never liked having restless guys at home. The monkey's behavior was simply challenging his bottom line, so he definitely couldn't let it go easily.

However, after the people in the yard dispersed, Zhang An went out and drove the car into the yard first to avoid blocking other people's way.

"come here."

After parking the car, Zhang An pointed at the naughty monkey Monkey King and took it to the flower bed beside the courtyard wall.

The Great Sage dared not resist and had to do as he was told.

Afterwards, Zhang An found a wooden basin and filled it half with water.

When the monkey saw this, he knew what was waiting for him. Because this was the way Zhang An used to punish him. Every time he made a mistake, Zhang An would make him stand by the flower bed and then punish him by holding a wooden basin filled with water.

Normally it takes ten minutes, slightly more serious errors take fifteen minutes, and in very serious cases it can take half an hour.

In the past, Naughty Monkey had always been a mean person and loved making mistakes.

But after being punished by Zhang An several times, he became much more obedient and well-behaved.

Now when it saw this thing, it immediately remembered the shadow on the other side of its heart, and it scratched its ears and cheeks anxiously and squeaked.

"Raise your hand."

But Zhang An ignored it and knew that if a mistake was made, he would be punished.

Seeing that it was useless to explain for a long time, the monkey could only accept the punishment obediently. He stood up straight on the flower bed and stretched his two paws over his head.

Then Zhang An placed a wooden basin half filled with water on top of its head and asked it to hold it.

If the water in the basin shakes out, it will be whipped.

The wooden basin is not big and is very light. It weighs only a few pounds when half filled with water, which is not too heavy.

But it's true, even though this monkey has been back in the mountains for quite some time, he hasn't forgotten the technique of standing while holding a wooden basin as punishment, and he stands very steadily.

It was probably because it had been punished to stand so many times in the past that it walked upright very naturally on a daily basis, unlike other monkeys who had to get on all fours after taking a few steps.

After punishing the monkey, Zhang An did not forget the little ferret.

Although it was the monkey who caused the trouble first, it was a big taboo to disobey the orders of the young master.

But it is too small and cannot be punished like a naughty monkey.

Zhang An simply found the iron cage at home, locked the cat in it, and put it in solitary confinement as punishment.

Because the little thing is very active, it hates being in a cage where it has no freedom at all.

Plus, it was imprisoned in an iron cage, so it felt very repulsive.

But precisely because of this, it can have the effect of punishment.

After punishing them, Zhang An stopped paying attention to them. Xiao Siqi was also angry and temporarily ignored the little ferret.

Only the two of them were left in the yard, one was standing on the flower bed with a wooden basin in his hand as punishment, and the other was confined in a cage, the two pairs of little eyes staring at each other from afar.

As to whether there is any special meaning in it, it is unknown.

Zhang An returned upstairs and found his wife in the study.

He originally thought that Teacher Su was conscientiously grading the test papers or making other preparations for teaching.

But when I got closer, I found that this person was not doing anything. Instead, she was staring at the computer screen, chatting and surfing the Internet with her classmates with great interest.

In this regard, Zhang An could only sigh that the Internet is so attractive that even Teacher Su, who has always been diligent in teaching, has been fascinated by it and become addicted to it.

"What are you talking about? You look so serious."

When Zhang An approached, he found that his wife still hadn't noticed him, so he suddenly spoke.

"Hey, what are you doing? You scared me."

Su Ying was frightened by Zhang An's sudden shout. She kept patting her chest and glanced at Zhang An.

"I was walking normally, there was nothing scary about that. You were just too focused and didn't notice it. Can you blame me?"

Zhang An cried out in injustice, because when he was walking just now, there were clearly tapping sounds of his footsteps.

"If you don't blame me, how can you blame me?"

When Su Ying heard this, she immediately looked over with sidelong eyes. The power of that look had already reached the third or fourth level of Wang Fang's lifelong skills.

They are indeed a loving mother-in-law and daughter-in-law couple, and even this aspect is passed on by word of mouth.

"Okay, okay, blame me, blame me."

Regardless of whether he was right or not, Zhang An lowered his head decisively. He didn't want to be unable to sleep in bed at night.

Su Ying has been as anxious as other students in her class these past two days. She has been worrying about what to do if her students do poorly on the exam and fail. Zhang An doesn't want to anger her.

"Hey, Zhang An, Wang Min is getting married this year, and she wants us to go over and have some fun."

As soon as Zhang An gave in, the smoke of war dissipated into thin air, and Su Ying started talking about what they had just talked about.

"Did she say when?"

Zhang An was not surprised by this because Su Ying had mentioned before that Wang Min might get married.

"It should be in a month or two. She said she's currently choosing a date and will tell us when it's confirmed."

Su Ying wasn't sure yet either, because Wang Min hadn't confirmed it yet.

"Then wait until she's sure. If nothing happens by then, just treat it as a trip out."

Zhang An didn't care. As long as his wife was on vacation, she could go wherever she wanted.

When the monkey returned to the yard, it had already been punished to carry the basin on its head for half an hour. Zhang An did not make things difficult for it and spared it this time.

The wooden basin was taken away, and the monkey no longer had to stand in the corner as punishment. He immediately found a place to lie down, not wanting to move at all. It was obvious that this punishment was not easy.

But it is not without effect. At least during this period of time, its wild nature has been restrained a lot.

Otherwise, when it comes back, it will think that home is the same as the mountains and it may go crazy at any time.

The monkey was freed, but the poor little ferret had to be put in solitary confinement as punishment.

Although it is not as hard as for monkeys, for the little ferrets who are used to freedom, the narrow cage is a nightmare.

Especially now that it has grown a lot, it is not as comfortable staying in the cage as when it was a child. It is not so easy for it to turn around freely now.

However, Zhang An made up his mind to lock it up for half a day to teach it a lesson. He would definitely not let it out easily before the time was up.

At dinner time, Wang Fang saw the monkey coming back. In addition to leaving food for Xiaohu and the others, she also left a portion for the monkey.

It’s not that Wang Fang misses the monkey so much, but mainly because it will be time to pick peaches in a few days, and this monkey will be a great help.

With it, it can completely replace a manual labor.

(End of this chapter)