The Witch of the Bright Moon in Qin Dynasty Comes
Chapter 63: The decisive battle, the pinnacle of bickering
I don't know if Lian'er is too strong or the road is too winding, Lian'er doesn't know the direction again.
So, in the woods, Lian'er couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh oh my god
"Hey, blah, blah, blah!" The sparrow sang loudly on the tree, Lian'er just remembered
"That's right, why didn't I think that I could be called Yufeng..." Lian'er clenched her left hand and tapped heavily on the heart of her right hand.
After 1 minute, Lianer stood proudly on Yufeng's back, wearing the men's clothing she just bought (Xuxi: Let me explain, this is because Lianer's clothes were scratched by branches in the woods before. Go to clothing When buying clothes in the store, I was almost treated as a beggar by others. Moudong: Souxi... Souxi: (a drop of profuse sweat, nervous) Donghuang, I haven't treated you badly recently... Moudong (pointing to looking at the person in that little bead): Why does Lian Er only change her coat? Why doesn’t she take off her inner coat? Mou Xi: Isn’t this forced by other beautiful men... Mou Dong: Go shi After finishing speaking, kick After flying n for a long time, Moumi crawled back dejectedly: "It's not easy, I fly to the sky at every turn...), ate roast chicken, and flew to Xiaoshengxianzhuang.
"I'm back~" Looking at Xiaoshengxian Village not far away, Lian'er threw away the remaining chicken bones in her hand, roared, and jumped off Yufeng's body.
The scene was eerily quiet for a minute. Everyone looked at the girl who fell from the sky, but didn't react for a while. . .
1 minute later~
"Yo, whose young man is this, so handsome~" Gongsun Linglong half-covered her face with a mask, and raised the orchid with her fingers.like that. . .It can't be described as disgusting, Lian'er almost spit out the roast chicken she just ate.
Canglang King, I'm sorry again, you look stunning~
Yingzheng, I'm sorry for you too, you look so much more than just looking back and smiling, you are more than enough to captivate the world.
Hidden Bat, I'm still sorry for you, how can I say you are ugly?
Lian'er wants to be a good boy, she has to say something and make suggestions, so Lian'er said solemnly: "Aunt Gongsun, since you all know that you are ugly and you need to use a mask to cover up, then cover your face completely Well, like this, how can I still eat later? Also, if you don’t mind, I can help you with a plastic surgery. Although it may not be very beautiful, at least it is better than your current pig shape... Ah Bah, I was wrong, how could I say that you are like a pig? How can a pig survive like this? I was wrong, I take back the word "pig like." At the end, Lian'er made a confession look.It was as if I had done something that I was extremely sorry for the pig.
"You...you..." Gongsun Linglong seemed to be furious, and she slapped the table, "What are you talking about, you little boy, this girl is naturally beautiful, so don't talk nonsense if you don't know how to appreciate it. You are a man. To have such fine skin and tender flesh is to disgrace a man, or to say, you are a eunuch! Eunuch!" Gongsun Linglong, the word eunuch, bit her hard.
"Auntie, people say that you can see clearly with small eyes, because the range you can see is small, so you can take a closer look. I didn't expect that your eyes are small, but your eyesight is not good. Who said I am a man?" Lianer said coolly He raised his head, originally intending to shake his bangs, but the bangs were combed up.
"Hmph, it turns out that you are neither male nor female, no wonder the front is not convex and the back is not curled up, but you have thin skin and tender flesh." Gongsun Linglong said, proudly puffing out the two balls in front of her chest.
"Oh, aunt, if I give you some paint, you really don't know how much you weigh? Here, there is a room around the corner, and there is a scale in it. Remember, don't let others break it." Lian'er said After finishing, he looked at Gongsun Linglong's fat body.
"You are neither male nor female, you..." Gongsun Linglong knew that Lian'er was saying that she was fat, but she hated others saying that she was fat.
"What are you, you should take care of yourself first. When I saw your face, I felt that your parents didn't take it seriously when they made you. Look, your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart. These two lips have a big dish. You look very sci-fi, and you look very abstract! Let’s say it from the bottom of our hearts, you can support a brothel. You chase me for two kilometers naked, and I will return once I'm a hooligan! Let me ask, who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage. You are looking at yourself carefully. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, and a pig on the top. , look like a donkey, are you cerebral palsy or cerebellar wretch? If you are sick, you treat the disease, don’t look for me, I am not a veterinarian, so, now, please roll up into a ball and leave.” A After speaking in one breath, there was not a single pimple.
Gongsun Linglong "!@#¥%......amp;*"
Lianer: "!@#¥%......amp;*"
. . . . . . . .
People: "..."
So, in the woods, Lian'er couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh oh my god
"Hey, blah, blah, blah!" The sparrow sang loudly on the tree, Lian'er just remembered
"That's right, why didn't I think that I could be called Yufeng..." Lian'er clenched her left hand and tapped heavily on the heart of her right hand.
After 1 minute, Lianer stood proudly on Yufeng's back, wearing the men's clothing she just bought (Xuxi: Let me explain, this is because Lianer's clothes were scratched by branches in the woods before. Go to clothing When buying clothes in the store, I was almost treated as a beggar by others. Moudong: Souxi... Souxi: (a drop of profuse sweat, nervous) Donghuang, I haven't treated you badly recently... Moudong (pointing to looking at the person in that little bead): Why does Lian Er only change her coat? Why doesn’t she take off her inner coat? Mou Xi: Isn’t this forced by other beautiful men... Mou Dong: Go shi After finishing speaking, kick After flying n for a long time, Moumi crawled back dejectedly: "It's not easy, I fly to the sky at every turn...), ate roast chicken, and flew to Xiaoshengxianzhuang.
"I'm back~" Looking at Xiaoshengxian Village not far away, Lian'er threw away the remaining chicken bones in her hand, roared, and jumped off Yufeng's body.
The scene was eerily quiet for a minute. Everyone looked at the girl who fell from the sky, but didn't react for a while. . .
1 minute later~
"Yo, whose young man is this, so handsome~" Gongsun Linglong half-covered her face with a mask, and raised the orchid with her fingers.like that. . .It can't be described as disgusting, Lian'er almost spit out the roast chicken she just ate.
Canglang King, I'm sorry again, you look stunning~
Yingzheng, I'm sorry for you too, you look so much more than just looking back and smiling, you are more than enough to captivate the world.
Hidden Bat, I'm still sorry for you, how can I say you are ugly?
Lian'er wants to be a good boy, she has to say something and make suggestions, so Lian'er said solemnly: "Aunt Gongsun, since you all know that you are ugly and you need to use a mask to cover up, then cover your face completely Well, like this, how can I still eat later? Also, if you don’t mind, I can help you with a plastic surgery. Although it may not be very beautiful, at least it is better than your current pig shape... Ah Bah, I was wrong, how could I say that you are like a pig? How can a pig survive like this? I was wrong, I take back the word "pig like." At the end, Lian'er made a confession look.It was as if I had done something that I was extremely sorry for the pig.
"You...you..." Gongsun Linglong seemed to be furious, and she slapped the table, "What are you talking about, you little boy, this girl is naturally beautiful, so don't talk nonsense if you don't know how to appreciate it. You are a man. To have such fine skin and tender flesh is to disgrace a man, or to say, you are a eunuch! Eunuch!" Gongsun Linglong, the word eunuch, bit her hard.
"Auntie, people say that you can see clearly with small eyes, because the range you can see is small, so you can take a closer look. I didn't expect that your eyes are small, but your eyesight is not good. Who said I am a man?" Lianer said coolly He raised his head, originally intending to shake his bangs, but the bangs were combed up.
"Hmph, it turns out that you are neither male nor female, no wonder the front is not convex and the back is not curled up, but you have thin skin and tender flesh." Gongsun Linglong said, proudly puffing out the two balls in front of her chest.
"Oh, aunt, if I give you some paint, you really don't know how much you weigh? Here, there is a room around the corner, and there is a scale in it. Remember, don't let others break it." Lian'er said After finishing, he looked at Gongsun Linglong's fat body.
"You are neither male nor female, you..." Gongsun Linglong knew that Lian'er was saying that she was fat, but she hated others saying that she was fat.
"What are you, you should take care of yourself first. When I saw your face, I felt that your parents didn't take it seriously when they made you. Look, your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart. These two lips have a big dish. You look very sci-fi, and you look very abstract! Let’s say it from the bottom of our hearts, you can support a brothel. You chase me for two kilometers naked, and I will return once I'm a hooligan! Let me ask, who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage. You are looking at yourself carefully. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, and a pig on the top. , look like a donkey, are you cerebral palsy or cerebellar wretch? If you are sick, you treat the disease, don’t look for me, I am not a veterinarian, so, now, please roll up into a ball and leave.” A After speaking in one breath, there was not a single pimple.
Gongsun Linglong "!@#¥%......amp;*"
Lianer: "!@#¥%......amp;*"
. . . . . . . .
People: "..."
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