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Chapter 1 IQ Test
Happy Community, an old-fashioned residential community.

Unlike the model of modern architecture, the community has no walls, no properties, and even not many residents.

There are old-fashioned open garbage dumps between the residential buildings, piled up into mountains of domestic garbage, accompanied by the strong smell of leftovers after the leftovers have deteriorated, and the strong smell that goes straight to the sky, people must do a good job of psychological preparation before passing by.

But its existence is not all disadvantages. At least it can serve as a cafeteria for stray cats, dogs, mice and cockroaches, which relieves the pressure on animal protection organizations to a certain extent.

In the dappled sunshine downstairs of the residents, a group of aunts and uncles sat in pairs, eating melon seeds and discussing others, with a loud bang, I don’t know whose life was chewed.

Shen Fei walked through the crowd, followed the dark path between buildings, crossed puddles of unknown puddles of water on the ground, and came to House 3 in Building 102.

He tapped three times and waited for the door to open. The sense of anticipation in his heart was similar to that of the phantom's favorite style before opening the blind box.

"Who?" A man's voice came from inside the door.

"I'm a community property owner. Some neighbors reported that your bathroom and kitchen are leaking. Let's come and check." Shen Fei replied casually.

The person inside the door didn't respond immediately, and after a pause for a few seconds, a muffled sentence came: "Where did this old-fashioned residential property come from? It's nonsense."

Shen Fei said helplessly: "Well, I'm the unlucky neighbor downstairs, my kitchen ceiling is moldy, and the bathroom is still dripping, come and have a look while I'm off work, and if I know what's going on, I can go find the room to fix the leak to deal with it."

This time the silence lasted longer, and the people inside the door finally restrained the urge to curse, and then there was a faint voice: "But, this is the 1st floor." The neighbor downstairs?Why don't you talk about your neighbors who live in the basement? People from the underworld, right?
The smile on Shen Fei's face froze, and the air seemed to freeze for three seconds. Now I changed my mind and said, is it too late to check the water meter?
He suddenly said in a bad tone: "Well, I'm actually upstairs. You guys pile the garbage outside the door every time, making the corridors full of stench. Every time I pass by, I have to pinch my nose."

As if he was talking about the point of anger, Shen Fei suddenly knocked on the iron door, and said loudly: "Don't tell me you guys, you've gotten worse, haven't you? Open the door quickly and clean up your rubbish, or I'll call the police gone."

Hearing Shen Fei's straightforward words, the people inside the door seemed a little uncertain, and began to wonder if they really put the garbage at the door, I don't remember it.

After hesitating for a moment, there was finally the sound of slippers kicking inside, gradually approaching, and with a "click", the door was opened.

The person who opened the door was a thin man. After opening the door, he looked at Shen Fei suspiciously, and at the same time looked down at the door.

The ground at the door was empty, there was no rubbish, an unknown fire arose in his heart, and he opened his mouth to scold Shen Fei.

Shen Fei stretched out his hand to press his face and pinched it hard, pinching back the dirty words he hadn't uttered yet, and at the same time pushed his head into the room.

After entering the door, Shen Fei pushed hard with his hand, the thin man's head was thrown back, and he was pushed staggeringly.

Shen Fei took a rough look at the furnishings in the room. Directly opposite was a small living room. There were several plates of cold dishes such as peanuts and kelp on the coffee table in the living room. Rows of empty or full beer bottles were stacked on the edge of the coffee table. .

On the sofa opposite the coffee table, a short man was sitting cross-legged. He looked more mature than the skinny man who opened the door. He was lying on the sofa with one leg and holding a peanut with one hand.

There are several mobile phones of different brands scattered around the edge of the sofa, ranging from male to female.

While Shen Fei was looking at the dwarf, he was also looking at Shen Fei with a bad expression, and at the same time touched the beer bottle on the edge of the coffee table with one hand.

As soon as the thin man stabilized his figure, he greeted his mother, and he stretched out his hand to grab Shen Fei's neckline.

However, Shen Fei suddenly took out his ID from his pocket, unfolded it and stretched it out in front of them, and said solemnly: "Police, I suspect that you two are engaging in illegal activities, please come with me!"

The two were startled when they heard the words, the thin man was even more frightened, and his movements stopped immediately.

But the two of them took a closer look, and there was a red-background photo on the white-background ID page. In the photo, little Shen Fei was smiling brightly. On the top of the ID card was written "Oak Kindergarten's Favorite Napping Baby Award"

After a brief moment of astonishment, a wave of fooled anger rose from the bottom of their hearts.

The thin man raised his foot and kicked at Shen Fei's abdomen, while the short man picked up the beer bottle and swung it at Shen Fei's head.

Shen Fei took a look, oops, do it with me, right?

He raised his eyebrows, turned his upper body to the side, and while avoiding the beer bottle, he reached out and grabbed the ankle of the foot that the thin man kicked him, and lifted it up vigorously, knocking the thin man to the ground first.

Hitting the empty shorty, he regained his stature, retracted his arms and was about to swing again, but was suddenly pushed forward by Shen Fei, with an inch punch, only hitting the shorty's abdomen, and the soft abdomen came into intimate contact with the hard fist.

The dwarf's body suddenly arched like a shrimp, his stomach churned, and he fell to the side, spitting sour water.

"I fried mud..." The thin man who fell on the ground regained his strength, and was about to blurt out another swear word. Shen Fei kicked him in the abdomen in time to help him maintain his quality.

Shen Fei bent down and picked up the collars of the back of their necks, and threw them onto the sofa accordingly.

He randomly took out one of the scattered mobile phones, dialed a number that could be called without unlocking it, and hung up the phone after saying a few words.

After waiting for a few minutes, the two of them gradually calmed down, but wisely, they didn't do anything again.

This time the thin man stopped swearing, but the short man spoke first: "Brother, where did our brothers offend you? You make a way out, so we can make amends to you."

He didn't remember offending the person in front of him, but due to occupational restrictions, it was possible for anyone to beat them up. After all, the two brothers were pickpockets by profession.

Shen Fei said seriously: "I went to Chenguang University next to me to attend some professors' courses in the past two days, and I deeply feel that the work of popularizing education in our country is not easy."

"I think the two of you are like fish that slipped through the net of the 9-year compulsory education, so I decided to test you with a basic intelligence question. If you answer correctly, I will let you go."

The short man looked at the thin man with a look of astonishment, his face was still in pain, and he still fully expressed his confusion and bewilderment.

They don't know if there is Chenguang University, but there is a school next door that seems to be called Chenguang Primary School.

A bad feeling rose in his heart, he won't encounter mental illness today.

The two men had already tried to solve it by force, but it didn't work.Listening to this person's speech now, maybe the intellectual communication is not good enough, and suddenly there is a kind of despair called "every day should not work, and the earth is not working".

Shen Fei didn't wait for the two to answer, he raised his hand and pointed at the short man: "You, let me ask you, if I drank all the water in the swimming pool and ran over during the swimming competition, would I swim faster than other competitors. "

After hearing this, the dwarf became even more desperate. If this guy has no problem with his brain, I will write his name upside down.

The thin man next to him was obviously smarter than him, so he hurriedly replied, "If you drank all the water, wouldn't others also run over?"

Shen Fei asked strangely: "Why should I drink water from other people's racetracks? Look at your brain, you are so stupid and don't go to school well." After speaking, he was heartbroken, and almost said "sad for his misfortune, angry for his Do not fight" was written on his face.

Before educating the two of them a few more words, Shen Fei suddenly moved his ears and recognized the voices coming from outside the building, knowing that the person to wait for had arrived.

He stopped talking, got up and punched each of them in the abdomen, and regardless of the two curled up like shrimps again, he threw a piece of A4 paper with pre-printed handwriting on the coffee table, then got up and pushed away the side of the living room window, jumped out of the house with one ups and downs.

(End of this chapter)