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Chapter 24 Little Taoist

As soon as the door was opened, Shen Fei was immediately happy, how could this be a Taoist priest, isn't this Maitreya Buddha himself.

There is a fat head on the chubby body, and the chubby round face trembles and shudders between actions, but the lips are red and the teeth are white, the skin is tender, and it doesn't look greasy, but the baby is fat and cute.

This little chubby Taoist priest, judging from his appearance, was about the same age as Shen Fei. At this time, he was wearing a loose Taoist robe, looking at the strange visitor outside the door, with a puzzled expression on his face.

He asked directly: "Who are you, and why are you here looking for the poor?" His voice sounded a little immature.

Shen Fei heheed, raised his palms in a salute, and said the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, the poor monk passed by here and wanted to stay overnight." He played this trick again.

But that chubby was very shameless, and frowned: "You don't look like a monk with your appearance." He spoke directly and calmly.

Shen Fei was amused, you still have the nerve to talk about me, and immediately retorted: "Then you are round and jade-like, how can you look like a Taoist priest?"

One sentence broke the defense, and the Taoist priest became anxious immediately, his face flushed with blood, and he was about to argue with Shen Fei: "Master, I was born with this physique, and you judge people by their appearance, so you are uneducated. Whoever said that priests can't get a little fat A little bit?"

When he was a boy in front of his master, every time he followed his master down the mountain, he would be ridiculed by people from all over the world.The master is a fairy, everyone should be polite to the master, but when it comes to a boy like him, others see that he is very attractive because he is fat and white, so they can't help teasing him a little.

As he grows older, his body size grows in the same proportion. He is still fat, pink and tender, and he is getting farther and farther away from the master's appearance. He is very distressed by this, and he has become very concerned about these words. He wanted to refute it, but the way he refuted it with shame and indignation, making people laugh out loud.

Seeing that the little Taoist priest was furious, Shen Fei suddenly turned serious, and sincerely clasped his hands together: "I'm sorry, master, I offended you with my rude words, don't be as knowledgeable as me, you are responsible and responsible Master Zhen, I apologize to you."

The little chubby Taoist just got angry, seeing Shen Fei's expression of guilt and earnestly admitting his mistake, he held back all of a sudden, and let down his momentum even though he was ready to go.

Once when Shen Fei was playing a game and was spat on by his teammates, he typed a sincere apology and admitted that he was bad. His teammates were silent for a long time and replied: You should spat me on the game.Not a word after that.

People are like this, if you want to be tough, he will fight you head-on, if you humble yourself and give in, he will be embarrassed to get angry again, of course, it may not work for girlfriends.

The little Taoist didn't want to make trouble anymore, so he adjusted his attitude and tone before speaking: "Who are you? What do you want to do here in the middle of the night?"

Shen Fei almost couldn't hold back his laugh, this manner, he still looks good, like a little grown-up.

Shen Fei chuckled, and said back: "Go in and talk, go in and talk." He kept moving, his left hand stepped forward and grabbed Xiaopang's left arm, and with all his strength, he turned the little Taoist priest's body over, from face to face. Outside the door, it turned to face the house, and then he leaned forward and hugged his shoulders, and with his shoulders hooked, he led the little Taoist priest into the shack.

The little Taoist might as well move his hands and feet suddenly, he was unprepared, he was half pushed and half pulled into the room by Shen Fei, and he even raised his foot and hooked the door behind him.

The Taoist priest was horrified, with this speed, if the other party had any unruly intentions just now, he would be in danger, and he was afraid for a while.

He twisted his chubby body, shook off Shen Fei's arm on his shoulder, took a step to the left, and distanced himself from Shen Fei. Don't be careless, Daoist, I don't know you, why are you acting like this."

Shen Fei chuckled, but suddenly stopped smiling, and said solemnly: "I've been to that abandoned village, and I've seen her too."

"Then how did you escape?" The little Taoist asked subconsciously, and then realized something was wrong, and added: "I mean, have you fought against her?"

Shen Fei asked back: "Who is she?"

The little Taoist was taken aback for a moment, apparently he did not expect Shen Fei to ask such a question: "Didn't you see it?"

Shen Fei said naturally: "That's right, I saw a fluffy civet cat in the deserted village, it's a female cat, I've seen it before, otherwise, what do you think?"

The little Taoist retorted subconsciously: "Impossible! How could there be living things in the village?" But the words didn't feel right, he felt like being teased, and just as he was about to get annoyed, Shen Fei started talking nonsense again.

"Little Fat Daoist, listen to me." Without waiting for the little Taoist to struggle with addressing him, he hastily continued: "I come from a family of demon hunters. My ancestors were borrowed from a princess by the princess's husband because they borrowed a magic dispelling tool." , a bull demon named Pingtian Dasheng misunderstood it, thinking that it had a green hat, and started hunting down my ancestors."

"My ancestors lost to the enemy and fled to the land of Xiyi, but they encountered a disaster called 'the intersection of heaven and earth'. In order to save ordinary people, they hunted down ghouls, bloodthorn corpses and high-level vampires all day long. Monster."

"Later, I became famous in the Jianghu. Because of the very high output, people gave me the title 'Piledriver'. My ancestor was named Geralt. Later, because the stairs were too high, he fell to his death while going down the stairs."

"As for me, I inherited the behest of my ancestors. My name is Jason Statham, and people in the world call me 'mechanic'. Later, they think my name is too long, and they call me Jason for short. Stein and Freddy Krueger are collectively known as the Four Witchers."

Seeing him talking eloquently, the little Taoist was confused for a while, not knowing how to continue the conversation.

But Shen Fei didn't give him time to react, and took advantage of making the child limping, he quickly sold the crutches: "However, the competition in Xiyi Land has been too fierce in recent years, so I took the opportunity to sneak back, hoping to re-establish my achievements in my homeland and play a big game." A reputation."

"This is my first encounter right now. I want to act with the cautious attitude of being on thin ice, the keen intuition of seeing Ye Zhiqiu, and the sense of urgency to plan for a rainy day. , Standing in front of the work, rushing to the front, and doing the front. Try to sweep away the haze that lingers in the hearts of the villagers and return them a piece of pure land."

"I'm new here now, and I hope that our local comrades can help, share information, and work together to solve this incident. Tell me the ins and outs of this incident first, and I'll see how we can find an entry point."

After finishing speaking, Shen Fei raised his chin at the little Taoist priest, signaling that it's your turn to speak.

The little Taoist was stunned, nothing happened.He didn't know when the anger he raised had dissipated, and his guarded posture was replaced by bewilderment.

Subconsciously, I began to tell: "More than a year ago, when I traveled here, I happened to encounter a villain in the village who had already killed more than ten ordinary villagers. I wounded him with a spell, but he escaped. I want to find out and kill them completely, but I find that there is a place where Yin gathers in the village, so I dare not go deep into it rashly, lest I fall into a trap."

"In order to prevent it from causing trouble again and endangering the lives of the villagers, I ordered the village chief to move away from that ominous place, live here and set up a formation here to protect the safety of the villagers."

After Shen Fei listened carefully, something was wrong.

(End of this chapter)