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Chapter 55 Whack the Gopher

"Monkey Li San is here, come quickly." Hearing Li San's yell, the nearby policemen immediately called for reinforcements.

Not long after, a large number of police officers rushed to the vicinity, but they did not see Li San, and subconsciously asked the person who spoke.

"Where is it?" "Where is Li San?" "Where is Li San?"

The caller was also a little puzzled for a while, he heard the voice and was nearby, but he couldn't see anyone when he came over.

The roofs of ancient blue-tiled houses are different from modern bungalows. There is a ridge in the middle and slopes on both sides. As long as there are people on the roof, no matter how they hide, once people look at both sides at the same time, they can always be seen.

The world of missions is not CS. There is no such thing as CT not raising its head since ancient times. These days, snitches are also called Liang Shangjunzi, and the catchers subconsciously look for the roof.

Before Li San could make a move, the scattered police found him, and immediately shouted to come up and arrest him.

Li San himself knew that even if he jumped onto the roof, he would be discovered sooner or later in broad daylight, so when he saw Shen Fei sneaking around on the roof, he immediately thought of shouting and using Shen Fei to lure some government officials away. The chances of him escaping will be higher.

At this time, there were police officers in all directions, Shen Fei went down at this time, and told them that he was an escort who was passing by to watch the excitement, and the police officers had to be trustworthy.

The people who eat melons want to stay in the spectator seats, but they can't prevent the spectator seats from turning into a war zone in an instant.

The yellow mud fell into the crotch, and it was either shit or shit.

There is no other way at the moment, Shen Fei takes out the Spider-Man headgear from the backpack and puts it on, shuttles between buildings, must choose the most appropriate superhero, this is called adding BUFF.

Seeing the arresters climbing up from various small buildings, Li San ran away. His body skills were really good. Can be easily jumped over.

But is Shen Fei a vegetarian?With 8 points of agility in itself, plus the blessing of light spirit boots, he is now more like a monkey than Li San, the monkey, jumping across the roofs of the houses, not at all slower than the government servants on the street.

Seeing this, Li San complained endlessly. Among ordinary people, his body skills were among the best. He never expected to meet someone who practiced martial arts with ease. Yes, he thought that Shen Fei was someone from the world with internal strength.

I thought I could use Shen Fei to attract firepower and reduce pressure, but I didn't expect it to be the opposite. Why don't you shout that voice, and you can hide for a while.

At this moment, there were already yamen servants showing their heads on the roof one after another. Seeing that the situation was not good, Shen Fei bent down to pick a tile from the roof, and threw it at the nearest policeman.

The arrester had just emerged, and before he could see Li San's position clearly, he heard the strong wind whistling, and a piece of green tiles flew straight towards him. Before he could dodge, he was hit by the tiles on the front door. After the face collided, it was torn apart and scattered all over the ground.

The catcher also let out an "Ouch" in pain, unable to maintain his balance, fell off the roof, and landed on the ground with another scream.

With one blow, Shen Fei didn't delay, and immediately turned into a pea shooter, no, it should be a tile shooter, and threw five or six pieces in a row, smashing down the yamen servants who had just appeared one by one.

The cries of pain from the yamen servants on the ground came one after another, and they became one piece. Li San behind him was stunned when he saw this scene, his mouth was dry, he swallowed with difficulty, and lowered himself, for fear that Shen Fei would hurt himself too. .

Shen Fei had such an idea, but after careful consideration, he gave up.

One reason is that although there are many yamen servants, but he is moving fast, and there are not too many yamen servants who can climb the roof at the same time and surround him, and he can basically handle it.

This is the second thing, keeping Li San still has to settle accounts with him, he can't be easily arrested, is Shen Fei the one who can suffer?

Shen Fei stepped on the roof and moved towards the Escort Bureau, intending to find a deserted alley near the Escort Bureau and sneak down.

But because the servants were chasing after Li Sanshi earlier, the servants drove out from the direction of the bodyguard, so, as Shen Fei got closer to the city, more and more arresters rushed out one after another.

The more arrests are made, the more time he needs to throw tiles, and in this way, his speed will be slowed down, the slower the speed, the more arrests will appear, and the program will officially enter an endless loop up.

Now let's go through the logic
Why did Shen Fei hit them?Because they climbed onto the roof.

Then why are they on the roof?It was to catch Li San.

Then why did they arrest Li San?Because... wait a minute, they arrested Li San, so what does it matter to me, Shen Fei?

I don't know when, the attention of the policemen has been attracted by Shen Fei, and they have forgotten why they set off in the first place, so it is very important not to forget the original intention, comrades!
Maybe the group of arresters who were chasing at the beginning knew who Li San was, but the yamen servants who arrived later only knew that Li San was on the roof, so they rushed up one after another, and if Shen Fei hit one, another one would come up.

So who can tell who is Li San's servant in the first place?At this time, they were lying on the ground in twos and threes and screaming.

The tiles are all directed at the face, and each one is broken, so there is still a way to convey information.

After figuring out what was going on, Shen Fei became even more confident, and besides, he was still wearing a hood, it was as if everyone in the group had been anonymous, and he didn't dare to speak slanderously?

Shen Fei became playful, so he simply stopped running, and stood on the top of the building playing hamsters, talking for a while.

Don't you like going to the roof?Come, come one today, and I will reward him with a tile, so that you can see the strength of the "Little Prince Whack-a-mole in Greentown".

So the residents in the city saw a strange scene. The bullying servants in the city climbed up to the roof one by one, and then they were smashed down.
Anyway, if he is confident, then play more, he wants to see who can't hold on first today.

So who can't stand it first?
Shen Fei was throwing vigorously. In the room under his feet, a thin man timidly got out of the room, nodded and bowed to Shen Fei who was on top of his head and begged for forgiveness: "Good man, good man, please change to another place, don't throw it again. Oh, my roof really has no tiles, I beg the hero to let me go."

"If it rains, my wife and children will have no place to hide from the rain. I beg you to change to another one..."

Shen Fei's throwing action froze, his face was embarrassed, but it was covered by Spiderman's hood.The thin man under his feet was still begging to be let go.

At this time, Shen Fei was stepping on someone else's roof keel, and the surrounding area had already been bald by him, not to mention shelter from the wind and rain, even if a few sisters Lin fell from the sky, they could still pass through the hollow.

Shen Fei scratched his head and laughed, apologized, and hurriedly changed to another house. Before he started to remove the roof tiles, the owner of the house also came out, and kept saying good things, begging him to change to another house.

"Alas~" Shen Fei sighed.

(End of this chapter)