my brother champion

Chapter 1 My name is Huo Guang, the shining light

"One sulfur."

"Dinitrogen."

"San charcoal, it's a pity that there is no white sugar in this era!" Huo Guang said to himself, still fiddling with a bronze mirror in his hand, preparing to make fire from the sun.

This is the most common way of making fire during the Qin and Han Dynasties. Gold and tin were used as mirrors to make a concave surface, and then combustible materials such as moxa and velvet were used to ignite and burn at the heat gathering point.

Although this method of making fire is simple, it has one of the biggest disadvantages, that is, it cannot be done on cloudy days.

and so!
People in this period would "golden flint on the left and wooden flint on the inside". As long as there is the sun, they will use golden flint to make fire, and if there is no sun, they will use wooden flint to make fire.

Huo Guang now uses gold flint to make fire.

of course.

Instead of directly igniting the homemade inferior gunpowder, he first ignites easily flammable objects such as moxa and velvet, and then ignites dry firewood, which is used to ignite the gunpowder.

"Whether you can develop in the future depends on you!" After Huo Guang got the fire, he put the lit firewood close to the homemade gunpowder with a little anxiety in his heart.

But before he could ignite it for verification, a basin of cold water poured it down.

That's right!

It's really a bucket of cold water.

Even the gunpowder that he made after working hard for several days was just like that.Huo Guang immediately looked up angrily, and found that it was the cowardly and lecherous father of the original owner of this body.

Immediately!

Huo Guang became angry, got up and said childishly, "Oh, what are you doing!"

"What do you think I'm doing? Let you raise pigs well, you little bastard came here to play with fire, you don't know that water and fire are ruthless!" Huo Zhongru angrily hit Huo Guang on the head with a wooden basin.

The wooden basins of this period are no better than the plastic basins of the future, and it hurts to death when knocked.

Huo Guang grinned his teeth in pain, and said at the same time: "Is that what I, a seven-foot man, do to raise pigs? If you have the ability, go help recommend your son and me to be an official in the court. Then our Huo family Straight up to the top of the sky, still have to spend this hard time?"

In this era, being an official is to be recommended, not imperial examinations.

Common people don't even have the qualifications to read and write, let alone serve as officials in the imperial court.Those who can have the qualifications for recommendation are all the aristocratic families of the three lords and nine ministers in the court.

Many people like to say that noble sons come from poor families.

Actually.

In ancient times, poor families did not refer to those uncivilized common people.

When Huo Zhongru heard this, he immediately said angrily: "What are you daydreaming about? Your father and I are a small official in Pingyang County. It would be nice if I could support your mother and you. If I had the ability to recommend, I would have done it a long time ago. I recommended it to myself, it's your turn?"

Huh?
What do you mean by saying this, it's his turn?Feeling like he is not his son!

Eh.
It seems that it is not true. Strictly speaking, the original owner of this body is.

Thinking of this, Huo Guang couldn't help but sighed, looking forward to his father Jackie Chan was hopeless.If you want to be successful in the future, you can only rely on yourself.

Seeing that his son didn't speak, Huo Zhongru continued: "Okay, let's not talk. The governor of Hedong sent someone to invite me to his party. I want to go out for my father. You stay at home and don't play with fire!"

"Oh!" Huo Guang snorted lightly, not paying much attention.

Nitrogen is hard to collect, okay?

Just this bit of gunpowder was drowned by the father with a basin of water, and he even played with wool.

wrong!

"What do you mean playing? I call it entrepreneurship!" Huo Guang rolled his eyes and looked helplessly at Huo Zhongru who had gone away.

This old man!

Incompetent bungler.

It's okay to be poor and white, and a corrupt Confucian.Character is quite cowardly, very cowardly, but also a bit lecherous.But it's normal to be lecherous, men are all lecherous.If it weren't for sex, humans would have been extinct long ago.

"Hey!"

Huo Guang sighed, and took the bronze mirror that was used to make fire with gold flint back home.

The original owner's mother was making clothes, and when she saw him coming in, she said, "Guang'er, your father will kill you for playing with fire again!"

"Oh."

Huo Guang snorted softly as a response.

The original owner's mother shouted at this time: "Guang'er, go, get me some pieces of linen."

"Okay!" Huo Guang nodded slightly.

Although the Han Dynasty already had such good things as silk and satin, it was a pity that the original owner's cheap father Huo Zhongru was just a small official in Pingyang, no different from ordinary people.

What kind of material were the clothes worn by ordinary people in this period?

It is nothing more than sackcloth made of ramie, or Gebu made of twisted kudzu fibers, etc., and finally the most primitive form of fur clothes made of animal fur.

Of course, silk fabrics are also available.

pity!

Clothes made of this material can obviously only appear in the upper class of society.

After Huo Guang took a few pieces of linen and handed them to his mother, he went out.At this time, the mother quickly asked: "Guang'er, what are you doing out again?"

"Squatting in the pit, uh, go to the toilet!" Huo Guang said lightly.

Going to the toilet is an ancient saying for going to the toilet and squatting in the pit. For example, when Sima Qian described the Hongmen Banquet, he wrote "sit for a while, and Pei Gong gets up to go to the toilet".

In a flash.

Huo Guang has already come to the toilet and started normal physiological activities.After going to the toilet, he picked up the toilet chip next to him, which is a polished bamboo piece, frowned, and began to wipe it with a sore face.

"Oh, I can't bear it, this ancient life is really terrible!"

"It's fine if there's no air conditioner in summer, and you have to wipe your ass with bamboo to go to the toilet, and there's no toilet paper."

"This day will not pass."

The most terrible thing is that this toilet chip has to be reused and cannot be thrown away.After Huo Guang finished using it, he had to wash the bamboo slice, otherwise it would be useless later.

Speechless
Huo Guang was a little disgusted and took the toilet stick to the stream to wash, but suddenly he was stunned, as if he had thought of something.

Toilet chips?

toilet paper?

No, although the Han Dynasty did not have such a thing, but I can make it myself
Gunpowder can be produced, but are you afraid that toilet paper cannot be produced?

Ha ha!

Especially things like gunpowder, which may not be sold after they are made, but toilet paper is an absolute bestseller.

Thinking of this, Huo Guang's eyes couldn't help but light up, he threw away the toilet chip in his hand, and shouted happily: "I'm going to get rich, hahaha, mother, don't weave linen, I thought of a good thing to get rich !"

"."

I don't know if Huo Guangfa is underdeveloped, but Huo Zhongru, the cheap father of the original owner of his body, is really developed.

evening.

Huo Zhongru came back with a red face, and it was the governor of Hedong who personally sent him back.Behind him were four or five servants, all of whom were given to Huo Zhongru.

Besides.

Huo Zhongru, who is poor and white, has new fields and houses.

This is not!

Once the pockets are bulging, he has the confidence of a man.After returning, he instigated his wife and children to move to the new house without saying a word.

Are these all sent by the governor of Hedong?

of course not!

It's just that no matter how Huo Guang asked Huo Zhongru, this cheap old man didn't say a word.This must have made Huo Guang curious. Looking at Huo Zhongru who smelled of alcohol, he wondered if he would lose his virginity to a rich woman, right?
after all.

Although the father is old, his appearance is still online, otherwise the original owner, Huo Guang, would not have been born.

While Huo Guang was thinking wildly, this cheap old man Huo Zhongru suddenly touched his stomach, with a painful expression on his face, as if he felt a little uncomfortable.

then.

Without saying a word, he rushed directly to the toilet.

It should be because I ate too much wine and meat at noon, and I got a stomachache.

just
After a while, Huo Zhongru's voice sounded from the toilet: "Hey, Guang'er, where's the toilet chip here?"

(End of this chapter)