my brother champion

Chapter 4 isn't it?What are you doing, champion?
Although Huo Qubing was born as a slave, he was older than Qiluo.But he served as a close minister of the emperor when he was a teenager, and lived a life in the upper class.Moreover, his desire for family affection has always been strong.

This is not.

Originally, he told Mrs. Huo that there should be no delay in the return of the teacher, but when Huo Zhongru came back, he casually said, "Let's stay for a meal", and Huo Qubing readily nodded in agreement.

The family had a rare meal together, which was quite warm.

see it.

Huo Qubing enjoyed this brief moment very much.

After tea and dinner, Huo Qubing patted his stomach, he was very full.Maybe I had been on the road before and didn't relieve myself, but now I have physical problems to solve after a full meal.So he turned to Huo Guang and asked, "Huo Guang, where is the toilet at home?"

"No, there!"

Huo Guang pointed Huo Qubing in the direction.

When Huo Qubing went to the latrine, Huo Guang cast his eyes on Huo Zhongru, and said with a smile, "Dad, why does our elder brother have a problem with you, he has to squat in the pit after eating!"

"Looking for smoke, little bastard!" Huo Zhongru glared at Huo Guang angrily.

But at this time Mrs. Huo didn't give Huo Zhongru a chance to do something, instead she kicked Huo Zhongru lightly with her foot.

at the same time!

She also gave Huo Zhongru a look, but Huo Zhongru lowered his head and pretended not to see it.

see.

Mrs. Huo kicked Huo Zhongru hard with her feet.

This made Huo Zhongru a little annoyed, and asked, "Ma'am, what do you want to do?"

"What are you talking about? Let you tell Qubing to take us to Chang'an. Otherwise, we will be like you, living in this corner of the country for the rest of our lives, with no future!" Madam Huo pinched her angrily. Huo Zhongru shook his arm.

This strike was merciless, Huo Zhongru, who was in pain on the spot, grinned.

But even so.

Huo Zhongru still pushed his wife away, and then said: "I'm talking about my wife, how do you tell me to speak? I didn't dare to recognize each other before Qu Bing was born, so I felt sorry for the two of them. Now this child doesn't blame me. It's God's pity, I don't have the nerve to make such a request!"

"Are you embarrassed, are you embarrassed? You are ashamed to sleep with a woman. Do you think our Guang'er will be as useless as you all his life, living in this small county of Pingyang?" Mrs. Huo looked at Huo Zhongru with a puffy face. It is one hundred dissatisfaction.

Without even giving Huo Zhongru a chance to defend himself, he pointed at him and cursed: "Okay, if you don't say yes, I'll take Guang'er back to my mother's house tonight, you wait for me to remarry!"

Can the Han Dynasty remarry?
of course can!

During the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the population dropped sharply due to the war against the Huns.Therefore, in order to promote the birth rate, officials do not ask about women's remarriage.

even!

People's tolerance for "sex" is relatively large.This can be seen from the large number of statues and portraits of nude men and women in the Han Dynasty unearthed in later archaeological studies.

of course.

In the case of Mrs. Huo without a widow or divorce certificate, it is not acceptable.Now what she said was obviously angry, mainly to provoke Huo Zhongru.

no way.

Huo Zhongru had no choice but to appease his wife and said, "Ma'am"

Mrs. Huo ignored him, turned her body away, turned her back to Huo Zhongru, and then covered her face there pretending to be crying.

Helpless!

Huo Zhongru could only sigh and said, "I said, let me talk to the head office!"

Hearing this, Mrs. Huo burst into laughter immediately, and said: "Okay, you said it, don't go back on it! When Qu Bing comes out later, you can tell him."

"Hey, you have to give me some time, let me think about the words!" Huo Zhongru was very troubled now.

But Mrs. Huo saw that he had already agreed, so she didn't want to force him, so she said: "Okay, then think about it!"

After a while.

Huo Qubing also came out of the toilet, holding the toilet paper made by Huo Guang in his hand, and asked, "Hey, father, what is this? Why have I never seen it before!"

heard.

The three of them turned their eyes to Huo Qubing.

Huo Guang said directly: "Brother, this is the toilet paper I produced, that is, toilet chips! Hey, are you useless?"

"Oh, I've used it, I can't find anything else in the toilet, only this." Huo Qubing said hastily.

Huo Guang thought that his elder brother grew up in Chang'an and lived a luxurious life. It would be best to experience this toilet paper, so he asked, "Brother, how do you feel about using my toilet paper? How does it compare to Chang'an's toilet paper?" ?”

Huo Guang hasn't been to Chang'an yet, so he doesn't know what people in the capital use to wipe their buttocks.

in fact.

Everyone in this era is the same, they all use bamboo chips to make toilet chips, including Huo Qubing.

Only people in the palace who are dignified and luxurious, such as emperors and empresses, will use silk, satin and silk as disposable toilet chips.Of course, there are also some wealthy families who also use silk, satin and silk cloth, but it is definitely not disposable.

Although Huo Qubing had a good life because of his status as a foreign relative, it was obviously impossible to enjoy the treatment of the emperor and empress.

use.

It can only be bamboo slices.

Hearing Huo Guang's question, Dang even said: "This thing is very good, even in the capital of Chang'an, there is no such thing. Unless it is a toilet chip made of silk, satin and fine silk, how can it compare to this. Huo Guang, this thing is Did you do it? It seems that my brother is quite talented!"

"Haha, brother, you are ridiculous. Before our father said that I was a strange skill, and asked me to learn more six arts, saying that that is what a man should learn!" Huo Guang said.

Hear this.

Huo Qubing glanced at his father, and immediately changed his words: "Father is right. A good man should focus on the six arts. Things like toilet chips are really not on the table. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a strange skill. !"

ha?
Brother Champion, how can you change what you say?

This made Huo Guang a little confused.

Mrs. Huo at the side asked Huo Zhongru to speak up when she saw the opportunity, but Huo Zhongru was a little embarrassed and didn't speak immediately.

Seeing this, Mrs. Huo became a little anxious, and immediately ignored Huo Zhongru's attitude, she stepped forward and said, "Qubing, that, can I ask you one thing?"

"Mother Huo, please tell me!" Huo Qubing said immediately.

Mrs. Huo then smiled and said: "Although we got together for a short time, we are a family after all. Just like you, we, Guang'er, have the blood of the Huo family flowing. We are your own younger brother. This cannot be changed. fact."

"Look, Guang'er can't stay in this countryside forever, can he?"

"Can you bring Guang'er back to Chang'an this time? After all, he is also your younger brother. You can't stay here with us for the rest of your life without any future!"

"This?" When Huo Qubing heard this, he immediately looked a little embarrassed, and said, "Mother Huo, although I am a Hussar general now, I don't have a residence in Chang'an. I used to live in my uncle's house, or Going in and out of the palace to serve His Majesty. I'm afraid my younger brother will follow behind me."

this.

It has been clearly rejected.

After Mrs. Huo heard this, her face changed suddenly, and at the same time she pushed Huo Zhongru and gave him a look.

no way.

Regardless of whether it was for the future of his youngest son Huo Guang or his wife's wishes, Huo Zhongru could only bite the bullet and say, "Sick son, I am deeply ashamed that I was not able to accompany you as a father before. But Guang'er is also your younger brother, you See if you can."

Huo Zhongru hadn't finished speaking.

Here Huo Qubing spoke.

"Father, there is no need to say more. Since it is your meaning, then I understand. I will take Huo Guang back to Chang'an. Don't worry, as an elder brother, I will teach and take good care of him in the future!"

(End of this chapter)