my brother champion

Chapter 6 sucks!Humiliated the royal family

There is no way, when a person is in a hurry to urinate and panic, the moment he unbuttons his trousers, he can no longer control himself completely.

Although on the door curtain of the entrance and exit, there are two men and women written in Xiaozhuan script on it, which is used to distinguish between male and female toilets.

But the problem is that the writing in Xiaozhuan is too sloppy.

Even if he came from time travel, he has never learned the characters of this era.But if I let myself write, even if I only use my left hand to trace, it will be much more beautiful than the handwriting on this curtain.

anyway.

This era is what people call the Western Han Dynasty, inherited the Qin system, and the characters were Xiaozhuan.

Most people have no access to knowledge and education in their lives, and illiteracy is everywhere.Although his father, Huo Zhongru, knew some characters, he usually didn't have time to teach them.

Huo Guang was in a hurry to urinate just now, and no one answered after shouting, so he randomly chose one side to go to the toilet.

He bet the one on the right is the men's room.

Ah!
Betting on dogs is not worthy of sympathy.

After entering, I realized that I had made a wrong bet.Someone was going to the toilet inside. First of all, what Huo Guang went into was not the men's toilet!

Not a men's room!

Then who is convenient in it, needless to say, right?
Huo Guang, who was opening the gate to release the flood, was young and vigorous, and could urinate three feet in the wind.

What's more, where does the wind come from in the toilet?
Yes, there were only screams and Huo Guang shaking wildly after being startled.

"Ah, you bastard, this is the women's toilet. What are you doing here, man? Ah, turn around, you peed on us." One of the women, who was taller than Huo Guang, suddenly screamed.

This scream is loud.

If the people from Weifu were attracted, it would be over.

Immediately.

Huo Guang, who is not tall, said fiercely: "Don't make noise, keep making noise, you guys!"

There was a threatening tone in the words.

after all?

Still have to face.

But at this turn, the tall girl immediately ran out with two girls who were younger than Huo Guang, and at the same time she didn't forget to shout: "Come on, there are scoundrels molesting women in the women's toilet!" , hurry up and arrest someone!"

"Hey, don't yell, I'm not a bad person!" Huo Guang looked at the women who ran out like soaked chickens, and wanted to catch up with them to explain, but he looked down at himself and sighed. : "Forget it, let's drain the water!"

"Hey, why did you get into trouble when you first came here?"

"I hope I'm just a servant of the general's mansion, but don't be the young lady's daughter of the mansion!"

What is there to say?

Imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.

Those little girls just now were obviously wearing silk and satin, which was extremely luxurious.In this dynasty, if one could wear silk and satin, how could it be an ordinary person?

Even if it is a maid, it is not an ordinary maid.

At least it must be the singer of the house!

After draining the water and coming out of the toilet, I saw a group of people running towards me from a distance.

The leader was led by those little girls who just ran out of the toilet and came to catch him specially.Behind him were General Wei Qing, his wife Shen Youjia, the queen's wife Wei Zifu, and his champion brother.

"Mother, it's him who nourished me and my two younger sisters!" The one who spoke was the older one among the little girls, who was even half a head taller than Huo Guang.

And when she said this to Queen Wei Zifu, Huo Guang knew that he had really caused trouble this time.

What he offended was not the daughter of the general's mansion, nor the singer, but
The royal relatives!

She is an incomparably noble princess!
After all, apart from the princess and the prince, who would dare to call the empress the empress?

When Huo Guang was quickly thinking about how to make excuses, Huo Qubing, who was standing opposite him, spoke first: "Huo Guang, what's going on? The three you offended are Princess Wei, Princess Shiyi, and Princess Zhuyi." , insulting the royal relatives is a felony."

"If you want to, even I can't protect you."

"If you didn't mean to offend, apologize to the three cousins!"

As he said that, Huo Qubing immediately cupped his hands to the empress and said, "Auntie, my younger brother came from a small county in the countryside, and it's his first time in Chang'an, so he doesn't understand the rules here, please."

however.

Brother Champion hadn't finished speaking when he was interrupted by the empress, "Okay, you don't need to say more, this matter has nothing to do with you. Regardless of the reason, humiliating the royal family is a capital offense, let alone urinating on the on the princess."

Huo Qubing is the empress's nephew, so naturally he wouldn't blame him.

Not to mention!

Even if she wanted to, the emperor would not.Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's preference for military generals reached the extreme, especially Huo Qubing, he really raised him like a son, completely treating him as his own.

But Huo Guang is different.

He has no blood relationship with the Wei family, and the empress did not like him.

Now she broke into the women's bathroom and even pissed on her own daughter. How could she bear such humiliation to the royal family?

Huo Guang will be sentenced to death immediately!
But such a matter, even a person with a noble status and the right to speak like the empress, still has no direct decision-making power.

after all.

Wei Zifu is neither Empress Lu nor Empress Dowager Dou, so they cannot be compared in terms of power.

But no matter what, even if she has no power, her status as empress is still extremely honorable.In the whole world, apart from the emperor, only the empress can enjoy this honor exclusively.

and so!
At this moment, Huo Guang knew that if he didn't defend himself, he would be doomed.

Although he has already caused a catastrophe, he has lived in two lifetimes, and his state of mind is much more stable than ordinary people.

So after organizing his words in his mind, he said directly: "Uncle, aunt, and empress, you really can't blame me for this matter!"

"Before I went to the toilet, I already called to see if anyone was there. It was her, and it was the princesses who didn't answer me. I thought no one went in."

"Brother, you know it. Since I entered the city, I haven't relieved myself. I couldn't help it, so I ran in so recklessly. I didn't intend to offend the three princesses!"

Hearing Huo Guang's explanation, Huo Qubing immediately understood.

then!

Brother Champion turned around and explained to his relatives: "Auntie, aunt, uncle, this is my fault. After I brought Huo Guang into the city, I kept him waiting, but I didn't care about it. Moreover, although my younger brother grew up in the countryside, I don’t know the rules of the city. However, I am still very honest, and it is impossible to humiliate my cousins ​​on purpose.”

Huo Qubing's words still have a lot of power to speak in the general's mansion.

He is not only a foreign relative!

The most important thing is that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty personally conferred the title of Champion, and he is the general in command who has just returned to the court after a victorious battle!
and so.

As soon as these words came out, even the eminent empress had no choice but to frown.Turning around, he glanced at his three daughters again, and asked, "Is what Huo Guang said true? I shouted before going to the toilet, but you didn't answer?"

The three princesses were at a loss for words.

The royal family's education prevented them from lying, so they could only nod their heads and say, "Yes."

But Princess Wei obviously didn't want to just let Huo Guang off like this, and immediately said: "Mother, although this man yelled before going to the toilet, there are clearly words for men and women written on the front door of the toilet!"

"Even if he is in a hurry, why not go to the toilet with the word 'male' on the other side? Why do you want to break into the side where the word 'female' is written?"

"I think it's clear that you have bad intentions!"

Princess Wei, the queen's first child, is two years older than Huo Guang, and her thoughts are not as simple as those of the two younger sisters.

In addition, because of her father Huo Zhongru, the empress disliked Huo Guang from the beginning.

and so.

So he followed his daughter's words and asked Huo Guang, "Okay, let's not mention the humiliation for now, how do you explain this?"

When Huo Guang heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Humiliation of the royal family is a felony, as long as it is not mentioned.As for why he broke into the women's restroom, he was easy to explain.

After thinking about what he was going to say for a while, he hurriedly said, "You can't blame me for this, and I can't read, how can I tell the difference between men and women? The two words written on the curtain of the toilet door know me, but I don't. They!"

for this explanation.

Before the empress could speak, Princess Shiyi, who was the youngest beside her, said first, "You are talking nonsense. The empress mother taught me that there are three legs under the male character and two legs under the female character. How could it be impossible to distinguish such a simple thing! "

When Huo Guang heard this, he was a little confused.

What?
three legs?
(End of this chapter)