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Chapter 88 Sang Hongyang!I'm sorry, give me your money back

Who was Dongfang Shuo? He was the craziest person in the Han Dynasty, and he was unrestrained.

Although the Han Dynasty's control over marriage was not as strict as that of the later dynasties, it was still a lifelong event, right?

This Dongfang Shuo is really good.

Change wives every year.

It is simply too much to marry a beautiful and young woman every year.

and also.

Drink too much, run to the emperor's palace to pee.
Such behavior, not to mention Huo Guang, even his elder brother Huo Qubing would not dare to act recklessly!

But even so.

Why hasn't His Majesty executed him yet?

There is only one reason, he is too smart.Even Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that if he hadn't acted too crazy, none of the officials around him could compare with Dongfang Shuo.

After Huo Guang revealed Dongfang Shuo's identity, Bu San was so frightened that he lost his mind, and said, "My lord, this, I don't know, I don't know that he is Doctor Dongfang!"

Huo Guang raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then you know now?"

"Now I know, young master." Bu San said with a somewhat aggrieved look.

Huo Guang nodded immediately, and said, "Now that you know, let me untie you!"

"Oh oh."

Bu San nodded repeatedly, and immediately untied Dongfang Shuo.

Dongfang Shuo, who was untied, picked up the offered peaches, wiped them with his clothes, and ate them without saying a word.

He just glanced at Huo Guang once or twice with a playful look.

He doesn't talk?

Huo Guang was not in a hurry to speak, he just picked up the portrait of Duke Dong and looked at it.

be honest.

During the Han Dynasty, few people seemed to know the mythical figure of the Eastern Prince.

Only a few people like Dongfang Shuo can worship.

I don't know if it is the ancestor of the Dongfang Shuo family.

After all, many so-called gods before the Han Dynasty were mostly famous people who died in the first dynasty or the current dynasty, and then built temples to praise them and passed them down by word of mouth.

Slowly the myth behind.

Looking at the portrait of Prince Dong, Huo Guang shook his head, and then said to Bu San: "Go, get paper and ink."

"Yes, son."

Seeing Dongfang Shuo eating peaches there, he ignored his previous offense and immediately felt at ease.

Soon.

He fetched pen, ink and paper, and then grinded ink for the young master.

Huo Guang closed his eyes and meditated for a while, then picked up the brush and began to draw on the paper.

soon.

A pair of ink painting will be done.

Then I felt that many people might not be able to see the meaning of the painting alone, so I added a few big and small seal characters to the painting.

Done with this.

He handed the picture to Bu San, and said: "Go, stick it on the wall, and we will worship this in the restaurant from now on. Those of the East Prince and West Queen Mother will not be enshrined."

Bu San took the picture and read it.

People froze.

If this thing is posted on the wall, wouldn't it be intentional to offend people.

immediately.

Taking a peek at Dongfang Shuo, he said, "My lord, it's not good to do this, he's still alive!"

But Huo Guang said: "Then what you mean, all gods are dead, right?"

"No, son, I"

Bu San wanted to explain, but Huo Guang interrupted: "You can post it as soon as you ask, why are there so many nonsense!"

"Understood, son." Bu San replied.

then.

Under Huo Guang's urging, Bu San made a bowl of powder paste, put some on the back of the portrait, and then pasted it on the wall.

After Dongfang Shuo finished eating the peach, he put the peach pit back to the place where it was originally enshrined.

Just right.

He also leaned over to see what Huo Guangna painted.

After seeing it for the first time, I was taken aback.

Then!

He stroked his beard, laughed loudly, and said, "What a picture of 'Dongfang Shuo Stealing Peach', Huo Yilang, you can recognize me before I declare my family name. Could it be that you have seen me?"

Huo Guang shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it before."

"Never seen?" Dongfang Shuo immediately frowned and said, "Then how did you recognize me?"

Huo Guang smiled, and said: "Although I have never seen it before, Mr. Dongfang is also under the order of Lang Zhong. Even if I don't know much about him, I don't think that even the nine-foot-three-inch tall and unrestrained doctor Dongfang Shuo Don't you know each other?"

In the face of these words.

Dongfang Shuo shook his head in a melancholy way, and said, "If you say I'm crazy, I'm crazy. It's so ugly to be unrestrained."

What?
Crazy sounds better than bohemian?
Huo Guang frowned and looked at this legendary figure of the Han Dynasty, after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

for this guy.

It cannot be understood with the thinking of normal people, the genius is on the left and the lunatic is on the right.

Dongfang Shuo is both on the left and on the right.

Huo Guang thought for a while, then asked: "If Dr. Dongfang wants to ask me for something, why don't you ask me directly? Why did you make such a noise!"

"No, I have been demoted to a commoner by His Majesty, how can I still be a doctor of the Taizhong!"

As Dongfang Shuo spoke, he sighed again.

This look.

As if how frustrated I feel.

Huo Guang said indifferently: "It's the job!"

When Dongfang Shuo heard this, he was very annoyed immediately, and asked, "Why is Huo Yilang taking pleasure in my misfortune when I was demoted to be a commoner?"

Huo Guang shrugged his shoulders, and replied: "Who told you to drink too much and urinate in the palace, such a taboo thing, not to mention you Dongfang Shuo, even the young and innocent prince has never done it."

"Your Majesty has been extraordinarily merciful in not killing you."

"Not to mention being demoted to a commoner."

"I said you deserve the job, am I wrong?"

It is nothing new that Dongfang Shuo was impeached by officials and demoted to common people because he drank too much and relieved himself anywhere in the palace.

that time.

Different versions were also spread in Chang'an City.

but!

At that time, Huo Guang was in Zhao State, and he was handling the case with Zhang Tang!

It's better to come back and listen to what the good-for-nothing Mr. Wei said.

Dongfang Shuo heard what Huo Guang said, and immediately nodded his head again and again, saying: "Yes, Your Majesty is very kind to me, but he is very indulgent to some people!"

"Sooner or later, this will destroy the foundation of my Great Han Dynasty!"

"Huo Yilang is a smart man, he can tell at a glance that I am looking for you on business."

"Maybe you can guess why I came here?"

Said to be extra indulgent to others?This is envy, jealousy and hatred!
Why do you want to destroy the foundation of the big man!

A bit messed up.

So Huo Guang shook his head and said, "Mr. Dongfang, please speak up if you have something to say. I don't know your skill of shooting and divination."

At this time.

Dongfang Shuo asked indifferently: "Does Huo Yilang know about Dong Yan, the protagonist of Princess Guantao?"

"Dong Yan?" Huo Guang frowned.

He had heard of the man, but had nothing to do with it.

and!

The background of the other party is not small. To be honest, Huo Guang will not easily offend this kind of person, nor will he make friends with this kind of person.

After all, they are still open for business.

As for why Dongfang Shuo emphasized the three characters of the protagonist?
The reason is that during the Han Dynasty, many powerful widowed and lonely women would raise some good-looking little boys, using the reason of being sons to raise them, but in fact they were looking for male favorites for themselves.

This Dong Yan is Princess Guantao's male favourite.

even!

Later historians traced back to the beginning when princesses often had affairs with men, and they all settled on Princess Guantao in the end.

But then again.

Although the Han Dynasty said that this matter was relatively open, the strange thing is that the matter of adultery was very serious in the Han Dynasty's laws, especially for those princes and nobles.

If the emperor knew about the affair, he would be frightened and commit suicide without the emperor's order.

After thinking for a while, Huo Guang looked at Dongfang Shuo and asked, "I have nothing to do with Dong Yan, why mention him?"

Dongfang Shuo put away the smile on his face and replied with a seldom serious expression: "Your Majesty is in the prime of his life, you need to focus on the Six Classics and pay attention to the important affairs of the country. This Dong Yan is actually obsessed with Your Majesty fights cocks and dogs, hunts, kicks and kills, enjoys the pleasures of dogs and horses, craves the desires of eyes and ears, walks the path of evil and perverts, and avenges the path of adultery. He is really a great thief to the country and a great harm to the country!"

"Only this one."

"That's enough to kill him a thousand times!"

The meaning of Dongfang Shuo is very simple.

You Dong Yan's messy affair with Princess Guantao in the past doesn't bother him.But now, he actually brought down the Emperor of Han, so he, a minister, couldn't bear it.

He wants to impeach this man.

Having said that, everything becomes clear.

Not long ago.

Dongfang Shuo drank too much in the palace and urinated at random, so he was impeached by the officials and demoted to a commoner.

A common man, want to impeach others?

Go dream!

Since he can't impeach him, he can only find someone to impeach him. For example, now, he has his eyes on Huo Guang.This is also the only person he can see. Most people know that this guy is acting crazy and don't want to see him at all.

Coupled with Dongfang Shuo's age, the highest official career is nothing more than a doctor of the Taizhong.

The official position is not high, and it is impossible to visit the three princes and nine ministers in the court.To put it bluntly, in the eyes of Sangong Jiuqing, this guy is a comedian.

What does Haiyu mean?
In other words, it is a clown, a dwarf who specialized in making people happy in ancient times.

Ok.

Dongfang Shuo is not a dwarf, he is very tall.

But his behavior was too crazy, so that others regarded him as a comedian, including Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who also scolded him for his advice.

then.

Under various circumstances, Dongfang Shuo found Huo Guang.

It's just that Huo Guang was not very happy at the moment, and even said with an ugly face: "Dongfang Shuo, do you want Ben Yilang to impeach Dong Yan? You are crazy but I am not crazy. Why bother with this bad luck? Princess Tao, the emperor's aunt, am I sick?"

What Huo Guang said was particularly cautious.

things that offend people.

It is better to do less, although he has offended many people, but those are not relatives of the emperor.

Dongfang Shuo heard the words, sighed indifferently: "I see Huo Yilang's actions are quite chic, and I think he is the same as me! Unexpectedly, he is also a cowardly person, and he dare not even be impeached?"

Huo Guang heard it!
Then he shook his head and retorted: "Bullshit, Dongfang Shuo, it's not Ben Yilang who is talking about you. It's just such a useless thing, why should I do it?"

"Fame and fortune, I want everything except 'name'!"

"You don't give me any, and you just want me to do things for you. You are so good at empty-handed white wolf!"

When Dongfang Shuo heard this, he just frowned, as if he was thinking about something.

a long time.

He leaned over and said softly: "Huo Yilang, let me tell you something. If you think it's okay, then help me. If not, I'll find another way!"

Huo Guang frowned slightly, and said, "What's the matter?"

Dongfang Shuo immediately sighed and said, "This matter is what I got from divination, and it's against the law of heaven to say it openly. Huo Yilang, come closer, and I'll whisper it to you."

Huo Guang was a little curious.

But she still moved her ears to listen to his words.

After he said it, Huo Guang's expression was shocked, he looked at Huo Guang and said, "How do you know this, oh, divination. No, this can be obtained through divination?"

however.

Dongfang Shuo said with a slight smile: "Divination is a mysterious technique, complicated and mysterious, and it is normal for Huo Yilang not to understand it. But, please trust me, I have never been inaccurate in this regard."

It's not that Huo Guang doesn't believe what he just whispered in his ear.

on the contrary!

It is precisely because of too much belief that there is such a surprise.

Immediately, Huo Guang told Dongfang Shuo, "Okay, Mr. Dongfang, I will take care of Dong Yan's matter for you."

"But there is a problem!"

"I am Yilang, and only His Majesty's edict can enter the palace. In this case, how do you ask me to impeach you?"

After hearing this question.

Dongfang Shuo burst out laughing, Huo Guang looked puzzled and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

see.

Only then did Dongfang Shuo say: "I didn't laugh at anything, I just think Huo Yilang is not crazy enough. Otherwise, with your cunning, how could you be confused by this?"

sly
Listening to Dongfang Shuo's words, Huo Guang always felt that he was cursing.

Normally, shouldn't it be smart?

Forget it.

Regardless of these, Huo Guang asked directly: "Mr. Dongfang give me a hint!"

So Dongfang Shuo mentioned a person, and said indifferently: "This matter is simple, just ask the servant Sang Hongyang."

The servant, in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, could directly enter the palace to face the saint, which was much more convenient than Huo Guang's negotiator.

The only disadvantage is that there is no formal official establishment.

After thinking for a while, Huo Guang nodded and said, "Understood, I will do this matter, Mr. Dongfang can go back with peace of mind. By the way, there is one more thing, I am not crazy, thank you."

Order to chase away guests.

Dongfang Shuo then bid farewell.

Watching Dongfang Shuo leave, Huo Guang gradually fell into deep thought, wondering how to impeach him, and how to talk to Sang Hongyang.

At this moment.

Bu San asked: "My lord, are you really going to impeach Dong Yan? Although I have a low status, I also know who in Chang'an city I can't mess with. This Dong Yan is one of them. You must be careful, my lord."

Huo Guang nodded immediately, and said, "Don't worry, will I do it if I suffer a loss?"

"What's more!"

"It's just a male favorite. I don't even bother to look at this kind of person. It won't hurt me!"

"Okay, Bu San, you can take care of the restaurant business with peace of mind."

"I'm going to visit Sang Shizhong."

After saying that, Huo Guang left the restaurant and went to Sang Mansion in a carriage.

After telling the guards and servants of the Sang Mansion that they wanted to see Mr. Lang, they ran to report to Sang Hongyang.

just.

When Sang Hongyang heard that it was Huo Guang who was coming, he immediately remembered that his family had been cheated of 50 yuan, and immediately said angrily: "No, this talented but unvirtuous thing cheated me for a full 50 yuan. If you don't return it, I just don't see it!"

then.

The servant passed the words back and said, "Huo Yilang, our husband said that if you don't return the 50 yuan, you won't be seen!"

50?
Can you spit out what you eat?

Anyway, Huo Guang couldn't pay it back.

immediately.

Huo Guang smiled and said: "Then please tell my superior, Alang Sangqian, that I have already enclosed a piece of land outside the city, and he can raise whatever fish, insects, birds and beasts he wants."

"Oh, don't worry."

"I won't leave, just wait outside this Sang Mansion."

(End of this chapter)