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Chapter 97 Please go to the toilet?I can't do it for Huo Guang
"My courage to go to Gaozu? Mrs. Wei, what do you mean?" Gongsun Jingsheng asked very puzzled.

however.

At this moment, Mrs. and Mrs. Wei, like a Wenqu star descending to earth, with the confidence of a wise old man, said to Gongsun Jingsheng: "Don't ask me, cousin, please come with me."

then.

Under Gongsun Jingsheng's suspicious eyes, he was taken into the latrine of the general's mansion.

a time.

Gongsun Jingsheng was a little puzzled by Monk Zhang Er.

He looked at Mrs. Wei, and asked puzzledly, "You mean, you want me to go to the bathroom? Do you think you can avoid being hunted by Ting Wei?"

Mrs. Wei shook his head after hearing this, and said, "How can you hide in the toilet? With Ting Wei's ability, as long as you dig three feet in the city of Chang'an, you will be found."

talking!
Mrs. Wei patted her chest confidently again and said, "Cousin, this latrine can all lead to the outside. Back then, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, invited Gao Zu to attend a grand banquet."

"Do you know how Gaozu escaped?"

"Using the toilet as an excuse to escape from the latrine. The Marquis admires the courage of being able to endure the smell of pickling."

"I just don't know if my cousin is there."

After hearing Mrs. Wei's words, Gongsun Jingsheng, who was called a cousin, couldn't help turning black into coal.

Let him escape from the toilet?
If you spread the word, do you want to be a human?
Immediately, Gongsun Jingsheng said very resistingly: "No, no, no, I absolutely cannot accept this method, at worst, I will be arrested by Tingwei. Anyway, my aunt is the current queen, what am I afraid of?"

however.

Seeing that he was going to leave, Mrs. Wei followed behind and muttered: "That's all right, cousin, don't be angry, I also have a good idea."

"After all, the law of my dynasty was established after the Qin Dynasty. Although it is relatively looser, it is still very strict."

"You have embezzled the army's recruiting fee. With the importance that the emperor attaches to the army today, I don't know if my aunt can protect my cousin."

Speaking of which.

Gongsun Jingsheng, who was about to slam the curtain away, stopped suddenly.

Yes.

What he did was money allocated to the army.With the temper of the current emperor, if he is found out, he will definitely be punished with death. Auntie may not be able to protect herself.

Thinking of this time, Gongsun Jingsheng immediately complained with a black line: "But the idea you came up with, cousin, is too bad. There is no one who can escape from the filth. Who can bear it!"

however.

Wei Wei smiled naively, and said: "Yes, didn't I just say that I will go to Gaozu!"

Gongsun Jingsheng heard this.

He stomped his feet angrily and said: "Gaozu is Gaozu, can he be compared with ordinary people? Anyway, I can't do it!"

"Then I can't think of any other way." Mrs. Wei shrugged, pretending to be helpless.

Gongsun Jing sounded anxious.

After thinking for a long time, he finally made up his mind and said, "Cousin, remember, you must not tell anyone about today's matter. Also, watch the exit for me, and don't let anyone come in at this time."

Hear this.

Mrs. Wei's eyes lit up immediately, and she asked, "Cousin Gongsun, have you made up your mind to do nothing?"

"Ah."

Gongsun Jingsheng could only nod his head.

at this time.

The naive Mrs. Wei clapped his hands immediately and said: "Cousin is really courageous. If he escapes this time, he will definitely accomplish a lot."

"Shut up and watch the door for me."

Gongsun Jingsheng immediately growled angrily.

then.

After Mrs. Wei said "Okay", he obediently went to guard the door for his cousin.

But no one came outside.

Gongsun Jingsheng's shout came from inside the latrine, and he yelled cursingly: "Wei Bo, how did you say it, why can't I find it?"

Wei Kang heard the words.

Then he hurried in, seeing that cousin Gongsun was covered in filth, he felt nauseated in his stomach.

"How could it be impossible to find it? If there is no exit, how did Gaozu escape from the grand banquet held by the Overlord of Western Chu?" Mrs. Wei was also a little curious.

however.

Gongsun Jingsheng was already in a bad mood for Xiaopangdun's disbelief, so he scolded immediately: "If you don't believe me, come down and look for it?"

"Well, forget it." Mrs. Wei would not go down anyway if he was killed.

And this time.

Gongsun Jingsheng asked, "Who did you hear about Gao Zu's escape from the Hongmen Banquet?"

Mrs. Wei didn't think much, and replied directly: "Old cousin Huo Guang, he told me. He also said that the person he admired the most is Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty. The method of escaping from here is beyond human reach!"

"It's Huo Guang again." Gongsun Jingsheng murmured, his eyes widened suddenly, and he said angrily, "Toilet?"

"Yes, toilet!"

At this time, Wei Kang was still a little unclear.

But Gongsun Jingsheng's eyes were already tearing, and he stared at the little fat man and cursed: "Mrs. Wei, you are an ignorant idiot. The toilet is a toilet for raising pigs, and your general's house doesn't raise pigs. Where did the exit come from!"

Hear Gongsun Jingsheng's words.

Mrs. Wei was also a little embarrassed at the moment, muttering falteringly: "Ah this."

however.

At this moment, Gongsun Jingsheng was already furious, and immediately, regardless of his image, he rushed towards Mrs. Wei and cursed: "Ahhh, I'm so mad, you idiot, I'm going to kill you!"

see.

Mrs. Wei was so frightened that he ran away screaming, for fear that his clean clothes would be touched by his cousin Gongsun.

At the same time, he shouted while running: "Cousin, you believe me, I really do it out of kindness."

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Before this farce was staged.

On Huo Guang's side, he had just finished talking with Ting Wei about the Yushi doctor Zhang Tang, and was immediately called over by the general Wei Qing.

After coming to General Wei Qing, Huo Guang called out respectfully, "Uncle."

"En." Wei Qing responded, and then said: "Your aunt said that the bowl of noodles given today is not bad. It is very smooth and comfortable to eat, and the taste is also extremely delicious. So uncle would like to ask, can you ask for the recipe of this longevity noodles?" Would you like one?"

Huo Guang then smiled and said: "Of course, not only Fang Zi can give it, but if the cook in the house is not good enough, I can also ask my aunt to cook in the kitchen over there. Hey, by the way, where is Auntie? "

Wei Qing smiled elegantly: "After eating noodles, I feel a little sleepy again, so I'll ask your aunt to take a nap."

"Oh." Huo Guang nodded,
At this moment.

Wei Qing sighed and said, "I haven't seen your brother recently, but it makes you feel a little cold."

When Huo Guang heard this, he cupped his hands and said, "My brother was arranged by His Majesty to train soldiers a few days ago, and I can't make it back today to celebrate my aunt's birthday. Uncle, please don't be offended."

The general immediately shook his head, waved his hands and said, "What's so strange about it? It's not like I'm ignorant of the matter of getting sick and training soldiers."

The words say so.

But a trace of loneliness still flashed in Wei Qing's eyes.

His Majesty is now more and more fond of General Hussars, which made him, a great general, guard Chang'an for many years, unable to lead troops to fight on the battlefield.

Although the champion Hou Huo Qubing is his nephew.

But the main problem is that he hasn't been on the battlefield for a long time.Especially, for a famous general like him, seeing his nephew making great achievements on the battlefield every time, he felt very uncomfortable.

That's not jealousy.

It was an itch, an itch like a tarsus worm.But he was helpless, just like a big tree being eaten by termites, God gave the big tree growth, but did not wipe away his itchy hands.

If Wei Qing was that big tree.

Then Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, is the sky high above.

Huo Guang could see the disappointment in his unrelated uncle's heart at this time, and he said immediately: "Don't worry, General, next year will be the time for our Han Dynasty to fight to the death with the Huns. Your Majesty will definitely not leave you idle in Chang'an."

Hear Huo Guang's words.

Wei Qing smiled faintly, and scolded: "You little Yilang, when will this great general want you to say nice things?"

"That's it!"

"Born in poverty and running a family early, you are indeed much more sensible than those children in my family. It seems right to let Mrs. Wei follow you, and you can learn something well."

Huo Guang blushed when he heard Wei Qing say that.He himself can't guarantee that this Mrs. Wei can learn anything from him.

The ancients said.

Those who are close to Zhu are those who are close to ink, and those who are close to ink are black.

According to Huo Guang's code of conduct, in the eyes of these old human beings from 2000 years ago, the ones who were not black could no longer be black.

However this time.

The courtyard of the General's Mansion became noisy.

The grand servant Sun He and his wife Wei Ru even yelled in the General's Mansion: "Wei Qing, look at what your little bastard has done to my son."

"General Wei, if you don't come out again, the old man will report to His Majesty."

"At that time, I will lose the title of your precious son, don't blame me, brother-in-law, for being ruthless!"

a time.

The general's mansion was extremely noisy, and at the same time, there was an unpleasant smell.

Wei Qing naturally frowned when he heard the roar of the grand servant Sun He.If it wasn't for Wei Ru being his sister, they might really have fallen out.

Didn't think much about it.

He walked out, accompanied by Huo Guang.

"Gongsun Taifu, my wife just fell asleep, so don't make any noise?" Wei Qing said as much as possible, holding back the temper in his heart.

Your Majesty is busy every day.

Naturally, he didn't have time to stay in the General's Mansion. After chatting with Huo Guang for a while, he returned to the palace.

If it weren't for Gongsun He, he would also know this.

presumably.

He didn't dare to yell here either.

However, after hearing what Wei Qing said, Gongsun He and his wife became even more annoyed.

So he didn't care that the general was his brother-in-law, and scolded directly: "Are you still not happy? Look at how big you are, you deceived my son's respect into the cesspit, and made a filthy thing. "

Wei Ru's voice was softer, but she echoed, "Brother, it's not the elder sister who is talking about you. How did you discipline Uncle Wei? Look at how you bullied my son."

However, at this moment, Wei Qing was stunned, and still didn't understand what happened.

immediately.

He opened his mouth and asked: "Gongsun Taifu, what's going on?"

"What's going on, isn't it all Mr. Wei of your family who said that the toilet can lead to the outside and tricked my son into jumping into the cesspit." Gongsun He recounted the process and development of the matter extremely angrily at this time.

Although Gongsun He is only in Jiuqing, he has followed the current emperor very early.

When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was still the prince, this Gongsun He was the prince's family.

On seniority.

Gongsun He is older than Wei Qing, in terms of nobility, his wife is Wei Qing's sister, and also the current queen's sister, not inferior to Wei Qing.

After Wei Qing heard what Gongsun He said, he almost understood what happened.

immediately.

Then he asked suspiciously: "Isn't nephew Jingsheng very smart, how could he be deceived by my son Wei?"

Immediately.

The eyes of the audience began to focus on this dirty and smelly Gongsun Jingsheng.

At this moment.

I saw Gongsun Jingsheng pointing at Huo Guang, and said: "It's him, Mrs. Wei said that he reported me to the Ting Wei, so I lost my sense of proportion and believed Mrs. Wei's words."

In an instant.

Huo Guang was stunned. He didn't expect that there was something of his own in it?
Good guy!
Immediately, facing the eyes of everyone and the anger of Gongsun's family, Huo Guang snorted lightly and said coldly: "Joke, when did I report you to Tingwei, why didn't I know about it?"

"Then I don't know, Mrs. Wei said you reported it!" At this moment, Gongsun Jingsheng bit Huo Guang like a poisonous snake.

This made Huo Guang helpless.

Wei Qing, on the other hand, had a better understanding of righteousness, so he immediately asked for Wei and his wife to be found.

It's just that at this moment Mrs. Wei knows that he has caused trouble, so he is very afraid.

Hearing that people asked him why Huo Guang reported to Ting Wei, he immediately defended: "I saw my cousin talking to Ting Wei outside the gate of the mansion, and at the same time pointing to cousin Jing Sheng, so I thought he was talking to Ting Wei. Reported this."

At this time.

Wei Ru, who is the mother, glared at Huo Guang at this moment and said: "You fellow from the countryside, I, Wei, treat you well, why did you report it to Wei Tingwei!"

"Auntie, I did have contact with Tingwei today, but that was because someone reduced the publicity to investigate the case of the doctor Zhang Tang. My uncle also knows about this. His Majesty will let Tingwei investigate that day." Huo Guang said Then, there was a sudden pause.

He finally found a problem.

then.

Then he said again: "That's not right, what did I report to Tingwei? Did Cousin Jingsheng do something shameful?"

a time.

His gaze returned to the stinking Gongsun Jingsheng again.

Probably because he was afraid that the little chubby Dunwei would say something wrong, he opened his mouth first and said, "Mother, father, uncle, it's like this. I had something like that with a singer from Chang'anle a few days ago. I'm afraid you will object, so I will Broken again."

Hear this.

Everyone suddenly became enlightened.

original.

It is this guy who has done evil things. As the saying goes, don't do bad things, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

It's no wonder that Gongsun Jingsheng will be rewarded so badly.

a time.

Gongsun He and Wei Ru, the husband and wife, were also a little uncomfortable.

Immediately, he yelled at Mrs. Wei: "Nephew Mrs. Wei, even if my son is wrong, why did you hurt him and take him to the toilet?"

Mrs. Wei stared at Huo Guang timidly at this time, and then said: "Didn't I hear Huo Guang's old cousin say that Gaozu escaped from Xiang Yu's Hongmen banquet from the toilet? I just wanted my cousin to escape out of good intentions. "

however.

When Mrs. Wei was speaking, his father, the general, had already kicked him.

On the General's Mansion.

Then there was the sound of Mrs. Wei's familiar yet unfamiliar sound of killing a pig.

A few days later, there were no jokes about Gongsun Jingsheng in Chang'an City.

Because General Wei Qing and Gongsun's family mobilized their energy to seal this matter up and not let more people know about it.

This matter is also forgotten in a corner of the long river of history.

And this day.

According to His Majesty's entrustment, Huo Guang wanted to select a great Confucian from among the various schools of Confucianism by way of comparison and comparison, as the teacher of the future prince of the Han Dynasty.

then.

He first came to Xiaqiu Jianggong's mansion and knocked on the door.

Soon.

Then he saw the white-skinned Jiang Wanqiu poking her head out. Seeing that it was Huo Guang, she was surprised and said, "Hey, why is it you? Last time you lied to my grandfather, you still dare to come here!"

(End of this chapter)