Avenue Secret

Chapter 6 Weapons
This is the third plate of chicken rice.

He felt that his stomach was like a bottomless pit, and he barely felt full until now.

The last time it was like this, it was when I was dragged to military training by the school. I exercised too much and my appetite skyrocketed, but it was not as exaggerated then as it is now.

The familiar boss looked at the three empty plates in front of Liu Li, and patted Liu Li on the shoulder sympathetically.

"Love lost?"

Liu Li was speechless, shook his head and said, "How much is it, I'll scan the QR code."

The sky was blue and the sun was shining brightly.

Liu Li was walking on the street, baring his teeth from time to time because of the pain all over his body.

"Now I understand why the beginning of the Unknown Dao Jing teaches people how to make pastries. There are pastries here and there. They are energy bombs, which are used to restore physical strength after practicing boxing!"

"That yang number cake is equivalent to the athlete's food with extremely high energy density eaten by ancient people."

"But the book didn't say that the body would be so painful after practicing. Could it be that my posture is not up to standard? But there is no way to standardize it. I don't have a teacher to teach me, I have to learn by myself."

Liu Li quickly made a plan for himself. Before facing the client head-on, he had to spend a lot of time practicing crossing the bridge, splitting the lights and building the foundation. The boxing can be suspended first to see if there is any harm.

In addition, some precautions need to be taken.

According to the plot flow of many stories about cultivating immortals, Liu Li feels that translations like his are likely to be of no use after the translation, and he will be killed by the backhand to avoid leaking secrets. Considering this situation, on the one hand, we must fight well Prepare, increase the difficulty of the other party killing him, reduce the benefit of the other party killing him, on the other hand, you must make a plan for revenge if you are killed.

Hurry up and layout!

Liu Li made a phone call.

"Hey, Mom, how's your health?"

"I'm not short of money, I'm not short of money, I just heard that my hometown..."

"I bought new clothes, but I didn't fall in love. No, I did. I don't need that to help me find a match. Play mahjong well after retirement. Play mahjong online more often. Playing mahjong offline is risky."

"I recently received a big translation order. It was a foreign friend who asked me to translate a Daoist scripture. In order to ensure the quality of the translation, he even specifically told the company that he would come to my place to discuss with me."

"I will definitely come back this year for Chinese New Year. She may not be ashamed to be the only one with a girlfriend."

"She was born, why hasn't she been born yet, so be it, hang up."

After hanging up the phone, the smile on Liu Li's face gradually twisted.

In the worst case, if the "foreign friend" kills him and he has not contacted his parents for a long time, then the parents will notice and call the police, this must be a key piece of information.

When you go out, report your safety.

There are many preparations to be made. Liu Li opened the social software and spread the news of his upcoming reception of foreign friends in his circle of friends intentionally or unintentionally.

Then Liu Li went to the stationery store in front of the elementary school and bought a diary. He decided to develop a good habit of writing a diary from today. get.

Returning to the rental house with the diary in hand, Liu Li muttered in a low voice, "Who is a serious person who writes a diary?" In his personal space, he sent a message that only he could see, saying that he felt that the company let customers contact him directly. Weird and irrational.

Liu Li adhered to the bottom line thinking and completed a series of deployments.

"Then, increase the difficulty for him to kill me, and reduce his benefits for killing me."

"Cultivation and improvement are part of it, but cultivation is a long-term thing. The key is deterrence and deterrence..."

In short, bluffing!

Liu Li opened the online shopping website such as Duoduo, and began to buy some Taoist practice supplies that can be used to scare people.

"By the way, you can also buy some 'weapons'."

Liu Li believes that it is impossible for a so-called cultivator to punch a tank, stare at it with one eye, and the fifth-generation aircraft will fall from the sky. Then, what modern military weapons are still being studied by all countries in the world?
Moreover, if such a destructive cultivator really appeared, with such a well-developed network, it would be impossible to hide such news.

Liu Li thinks that he is also an entry-level cultivator. Apart from hearing and eyesight, there is nothing supernatural about him. If the other party is not much stronger than himself, even the weapons against mortals are also effective against him!

Just do it when you think about it, Liu Li immediately enters the weapon he wants to buy in the search bar:

"Women's pepper spray."

"Uh, why not!"

Liu Li's mentality has collapsed. The website does not sell this kind of self-defense weapon, and he can't find it by searching.

He searched and found that among other common self-defense weapons, only self-defense sticks and the like were on sale.

There are also knives, but they are unsharpened.

He searched for a while and found a foldable self-defense umbrella. According to the instructions, there was a swing stick hidden in the handle of the umbrella. It was very painful to whip people. In case of danger, the umbrella itself can also be used as a shield to block the vision. The umbrella is very long. The pointed tip is great for poking people.

Umbrellas are not like knives, etc. They can be brought into most occasions.

The store said that it also included a ten-hour basic self-defense tutorial video, which is very useful. Liu Li has not yet practiced the boxing techniques in the Daojing, and just lacks actual combat moves.

Liu Li also bought a stab-proof suit. He originally wanted to buy a bullet-proof suit with a bullet-proof insert, but he felt that even a practitioner in China should not be able to bring a gun. A stab-proof suit that is cut and stab-proof is enough .

I also bought some Azhai to exorcise ghosts, and talismans against curses to prevent "magic attacks". Liu Li felt a little more secure.

After placing the order, all the "weapons" and "armors" were purchased. Liu Li was still thinking about the anti-wolf spray, but unwillingly searched the Internet for "self-made anti-wolf spray" and found a way.

"Salsan pepper, onion, ginger..."

Liu Li stood up abruptly and went out again.

"Even if you are a cultivator, if you encounter my carefully refined chili water, you will have to eat a pot!"

In the small kitchen of the rental house, Liu Li wore a mask, filtered the chili, ginger and onion water with gauze, and put it into a clean spray bottle.

I tried spraying it, even though I didn't spray it on myself, the strong and pungent feeling made Liu Li ecstatic.

Spraying it on someone's face will definitely have a blinding effect for dozens of seconds!

It's just that the spray bottles are not prepared enough, and the rest can only be wasted, which is a pity.

Satisfied with putting away the "magic weapon", Liu Li remembered something again, and hurriedly searched for "Yangshu Cake" on the Internet!
He really didn't want to go through the situation this morning again and again, the feeling of starving to death as soon as he woke up, and wanted to see if there were similar foods on the Internet.

But Liu Li really couldn't think of what kind of pastry could be piled up with materials similar to the five-nut moon cake.

Don't say it, there really is.

Liu Li looked at the picture of "cut cake" and fell into deep thought.

Then place an order.

I also bought a lot of high-calorie desserts that will make you fat, such as chocolate. Liu Li always likes to eat sweets. When he was in college, he would always keep a box of pure dark chocolate in the dormitory as a snack. But later, he deliberately controlled his body shape. Get rid of this habit.

I also bought two big bags of beef jerky, the beef jerky, just looking at the picture, Liu Li's mouth is salivating.

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

Liu Li suddenly became alarmed, and almost exploded.

He approached the anti-theft door cautiously, closed his eyes, and focused on listening.

dong dong dong.

The knock on the door was urgent.

"No, it's not like the customer will fly over to carry out a raid the next day, right?"

Liu Li's mind was blank, he hadn't made all the preparations yet.

Looking through the cat's eyes, standing outside the door was a shy girl with a round face, wearing a white sweater, wrapped in a pink scarf, and wearing thick glasses.

She knocked again.

Liu Li thought that the client's network information is also female!
He hid the spray bottle behind him, stretched out his hand and opened the door: "Who?"

Facing the sudden vigilance, the girl outside the door widened her eyes.

"Sorry, I found the wrong place, do you know where Guan Feihan lives?"

"You are……"

"I'm Guan Feihan's girlfriend." She said, "He suddenly deleted my contact information, and he didn't answer the phone calls. I can't find him no matter what."

Liu Li breathed a sigh of relief, then became vigilant again, and asked, "I'm Guan Feihan's friend. I heard that his girlfriend broke up with him."

"Ah?" The girl's eyes widened: "No, I just told him that I want to be a graduate student in this major."

"Well, in fact, my tone was deliberately a bit like that at the time, but I thought that tomorrow would be his birthday, and I would celebrate his birthday at that time. If I want to raise my voice, I will suppress it first. I didn't expect him to..."

Liu Li looked at her speechlessly, unable to speak.

And such a thing?
You said in your heart, just do it, and kill your boyfriend, right?
"He has already returned to his home. I can contact him for you on the train this morning." Liu Li said, "But I can't guarantee it will be useful."

"En." The girl nodded heavily: "Thank you, thank you, by the way, what are you holding?"

Uh... Liu Li glanced at the spray bottle that was accidentally exposed, and said, "The disinfectant spray is homemade with undrinkable medicinal wine. I'm going to tell Guan Feihan about you."

Liu Li was about to take out his mobile phone to make a call, but felt aggrieved, so he said, "Do you know what Guan Feihan said to me when he decided to leave yesterday?"

"He drank with me and said that you were her white moonlight. His original goal in life was to live with you. He thought you thought he was useless and useless. He was very sad and sad. He drank a lot of wine and cleaned up. After one night, I saluted and left."

The girl lowered her head: "I don't know..."

Only then was Liu Li satisfied, sent a message and closed the door behind him.

His extraordinary hearing heard the girl on the phone at this moment, and this time she finally got through.

Liu Li stopped paying attention to their couple's chat, put down the anti-wolf spray, stuffed his mouth with the chocolate he bought by the way from the supermarket, and ate it as dog food.

He opened the "Special Concern" top chat partner, staring at the empty chat window in a daze.

Unexpectedly, Liu Li typed and wanted to say "what are you doing", but felt that it was too abrupt and inappropriate, so he fell into hesitation.

Finally, Liu Li typed:
"I just encountered a huge outrageous thing, laughing to death."

(End of this chapter)