Water Margin: Lu Bu sits on Mount Liang

Chapter 66

Pan Zhong snorted coldly, and said in a dark voice: "It's killing people."

"Who to kill?" Duan Wu stretched out his hand and gestured at himself with a face full of obscenity: "Tell me a name, brother, and I will kill it for my brother."

"Hehehe, that's great, but there's no rush." ​​Liu Yuan smiled, waved his hands and said, "That man has cast a group of strong men, and it's quite difficult to kill him."

"Strong man?" The brothers of the Duan family couldn't help but look at each other. It's a different difficulty to trouble a group of people than to trouble a single person.

Sniff sniff--

Pan Zhong had a strange expression on his face, his nose kept shaking, and before Liu Yuan could speak, he interjected: "This barbecue smells so delicious..."

"What's the smell? Brother Pan, don't smell it wrong." Duan Er's face changed when he heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said vaguely. nature.

Liu Yuan also raised his nose when he heard this.

"This smell...is very fragrant."

Liu Yuan glanced at the two brothers suspiciously, not understanding why they had such expressions, and the smell of barbecue in the room was so obvious, why did they open their eyes and talk nonsense?Do you really think his nose is just a display?It's been a while since the bold people in the past have become stingy?It doesn't make sense either!

Duan Er and Duan Wu's faces were a little stiff, they looked at each other, Duan Er said with a strange expression: "It's true that there is no barbecue in the mansion, if you two are hungry, I will order someone to cook some food. "

Liu Yuan hurriedly leaned over and stretched out his hand to stop him, saying: "No need, it's troublesome to make special preparations. Why don't you just get some barbecued meat and eat it. It smells like it's cooked."

The corner of Duan Er's mouth twitched and scratched his head, wanting to say something but didn't know how to say it.

Duan Wu also had the same expression, and began to persuade: "No trouble, no trouble, we brothers haven't eaten for a long time, we are really hungry, why don't we have some together, I have a jar of good wine here to eat together, by the way It would be good for Brother Liu to tell me who he wants to kill."

Liu Yuan and Pan Zhong looked at each other, it is better to have wine and vegetables than to just eat meat, since the host doesn't think it's troublesome, they don't think it's too much trouble, they immediately nodded and said: "The guests do as they please, it's troublesome Kunzhong. "

"Hey~"

Duan Er and Duan Wu breathed a sigh of relief when they heard the words, and Duan Er even waved his hands proudly and said: "There is no trouble, two dear friends, wait a moment, I will go and give instructions."

Immediately got up and went out quickly, found a farmer to give instructions, Duan Wu in the room accompanied Liu Yuan and Pan Zhong to talk, for a while, everyone was very harmonious, all laughing and feasting.

There should be something to do. During this period of panic, I was only looking for the farmer to go to the kitchen to order cooking, but I forgot that there is a terrible person in the back kitchen.

The farmer took Duan Er's order and went to the back to look for the cook, and just entered the backyard when he heard a female voice calling him: "Stand, what are you doing here, you stupid fellow."

The farmer groaned secretly in his heart after hearing this, how could he forget this aunt.He quickly turned around, not daring to raise his head to reply: "Third lady, two guests came to the front yard, Mr. Erlang ordered to make a table of food and serve them, and they want to drink in the front hall."

"Hmph, my old lady is exhausting herself in the back, but it's better for the two of them, so I ran to the front to hide and relax. Heh, he's really a good man of my Duan family." The third lady had a sarcastic tone, and snorted angrily: "Return the guest? Which idiot in this rainy day will come, aren't you helping those two idiots with words to trick my wife?"

In the air, a strong smell of meat wafted in the nose, and this smell could not be washed away even by rain.

The farmer became even more frightened when he smelled the smell, he hurriedly bowed, shook his head repeatedly and said: "How dare you lie to the third lady, there is indeed a visitor, and now he is in the guest room, so you can tell when you go and see."

The third lady listened, but she snorted again: "The guests don't call me, what's the matter with my old lady? You don't have to look for someone. I roasted meat myself, but it didn't just happen to give it to those two. Guests eat."

"Ah??" Zhuang Ke heard the words, as if he had seen a ghost, with a terrified expression on his face, he let out a cry of alarm.

The third lady was displeased when she heard the farmer's exclamation: "Oh, you're a dead head, you can't speak, so you got your beak pinched and fucked! It's annoying to see ugly things like you, all of you have no human appearance, I don’t know how your useless parents gave birth to pickled bastards like you, you are all food-consuming killers, and you still got away with your buttocks in your hands.”

The farmer was not angry when he was scolded, but he still kept his mouth shut and didn't dare to say a word. He didn't know what he thought of and quickly covered his mouth and ran away.

"waste!"

The third lady spat on the ground, turned around and went into the kitchen, took a pot of fragrant barbecue meat and went to look for Duan Er and the others.

In the front yard and the living room, a man's deep voice came, sometimes passionate, sometimes calm, Duan Er, Liu Yuan and others were discussing.

"One hundred thousand coins is not a small amount." Duan Wu stroked his fat chin, his face seemed to move.

Liu Yuan nodded, with a hint of greed at the corner of his mouth, he said: "It's a lot, otherwise I wouldn't be moved by it, but there is one thing, the money looks good but it's not easy to earn, that's why I came to find two virtuous brothers to help me." .”

"Brother Liu, how much can we share between the two of us?" Duan Er put one hand on the table, raised his head upon hearing this, and asked Liu Yuan with piercing eyes.

Liu Yuan and Pan Zhong looked at each other, and it was still Liu Yuan who replied: "Brother, it's too early to say how much will be divided. How about we talk about it after killing the person?"

Duan Wugui laughed, and his fat chin creased layer upon layer as he opened his mouth: "You can't say that, brother Liu. It's better to figure out things like money first, otherwise how can you make people work hard?"

"You two, the opposite is the bandits from the north. There are horse bandits from the Liao area and those who eat meat sitting on the mountain in Hebei. I'm not sure if I can kill that enemy. It's too early to talk about how to divide the money. Some." Pan Zhong squinted his small eyes, looking at the brothers of the Duan family with a hostile expression, the narrowed eyes were full of murderous intent.

"No, I..." Duan Eryi shook his head and waited to speak, when he suddenly heard a loud noise in his ear.

bang——

The door was kicked open by a big foot wearing a red embroidered shoe, and it was smashed on both sides. The door was shaken by the huge force, and a cloud of dust sprang up and fell down.

The four big men in the room were all startled, and they all turned to look at the door.

But I saw a woman standing at the door holding a pot of barbecue meat. She couldn't tell her age, her eyes were very big, and her two sword-shaped eyebrows were horizontally above her. The big man was silent.Looking at her figure again, there is no woman's grace and charm, her waist is thick and her shoulders are broad, her arms are exposed and full of muscles, which is not inferior to Liu Yuan and Pan Zhong, two men who practice martial arts. The face, if you look closely, is covered with makeup and powder, and a silver hairpin has a slanted plug, but there is a silver skull-shaped bracelet on it.

"Third Sister!" Duan Er Duan Wu exclaimed when they saw the person coming. In front of a brother, he put the basin on the table, swung his arms round, and said "pop" and "pop" with two big mouths.

"Oh! Third sister, why did you hit someone?" Duan Er and Duan Wu didn't dare to fight back when they were beaten. They just covered their faces with their hands and sat on the chair, moaning, while Liu Yuan and Pan Zhong stared at him with wide eyes Seeing the woman's fierce movement, the two mouths couldn't help opening and closing.

Duan Sanniang showed no signs of womanhood, spat on the ground, put her hips on her hips like a teapot, pointed at the noses of the two brothers and cursed: "I have been listening outside for a long time, so I know that you two picky idiots are really mud. You can’t support the wall, you want to divide the money before you get it, but it’s not like that hunter bird didn’t even hit a single one there, thinking how to eat meat. Bah! Don’t take a picture of the piss, look at the two of you That stupid pig-head!"

The corners of Duan Er Duan Wu's mouth twitched with a black face, and Duan Wu snorted, flatteringly said: "Sister San, this is just trying to save a dowry for you."

"Damn!" Duan Sanniang slapped Duan Wu's face again, her big eyes were full of fierceness: "You stupid bastard, if you really thought about my old lady, you wouldn't say such stupid things that are nothing but brains. "

Duan Wu immediately shut his mouth and didn't dare to speak any more, he just sat there with his face covered, showing a bitter expression.

After Duan Sanniang finished talking about Duan Wu, she glanced at Duan Er who was silent like a cicada, turned her head to look at Liu Yuan and Pan Zhong and said, "Forgive me, two guests, but these two pickled birds have been bewildered by thinking about getting rich all day long, so let's do it." As Yee said, we'll split the bill after it's done."

Liu Yuan and Pan Zhongwu couldn't close their mouths. Liu Yuan tried to close his jaw several times but failed, so Pan Zhong pushed his chin hard and said, "Third lady, please be honest, it's settled like this. Brother Liu Yuan and I I'm not someone who eats alone, don't worry."

Liu Yuan also learned to push his chin, rubbed his cheeks a few times and said: "It's extremely, even though I, Liu Yuan, love money, I'm still a shameless person, and I can't do unfair things."

Duan Sanniang looked at the two of them and snorted, and said with her mouth curled up: "I am not a roundworm in your belly, who knows what you two are thinking about. You two don't want to lie to my mother, You must know that my Duan family is not easy to mess with."

Liu and Pan didn't know how to react when they were told, the corners of their mouths twitched for a while, and they smiled and said, "How can it be, we are not that kind of people."

Duan Sanniang didn't care about the expressions of the two of them, and nodded: "Okay, my old lady just brought some roasted meat, aren't you hungry and want to eat? Let's eat some first."

"Hey, I'm really hungry." Pan Zhong rubbed his stomach and nodded again and again. He was attracted by this Sanniang just now, and he didn't think about anything else. Hearing what she said now, he suddenly felt uncomfortable with an empty stomach. , the aroma of the barbecue also kept drilling into his nose, making him salivate, so he quickly took a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

Liu Yuan also nodded again and again, took a piece in his hand, but he tasted more politely, opened his mouth to bite a piece and chewed it in his mouth, seeing the brothers of the Duan family tilting their heads and looking at him with strange eyes could not help but feel a little strange , opened the mouth and said: "You two virtuous brothers, why don't you eat it? This meat is quite fragrant. I don't know what kind of beast it is, but I have never eaten it. The third lady is good at cooking, and she can roast it so deliciously."

Pan Zhong nodded again and again, swallowing non-stop, but only focused on picking up the big piece of meat with his hands.

"My lady's craftsmanship is very good." Duan Sanniang grinned first, then her eyes were full of strange expressions, and she said in an unclear tone: "This is a rare beast, only this one."

Duan Wu looked at the people with a pale face, as if he had seen the most disgusting thing in the world, he stood up suddenly, covered his mouth and ran outside. After a while, he heard the sound of him retching from outside.

"What's wrong with Wulang?" Liu Yuan first stretched his head and looked outside and muttered, then turned his head and was about to ask Duan Er, but when he saw his pale face and eyes looking at him in horror, he couldn't help being startled, first he looked at himself Fan, seeing that there was nothing wrong, couldn't help but wonder: "Why do you look at me like this?"

"You two... um..." Duan Er's chest and abdomen swelled, and he stood up abruptly, only leaked a sentence from between his hands: "You two...that's a two-legged sheep!"

"What? What are you talking about?" Liu Yuan and Pan Zhong couldn't hear clearly, but seeing his brother's appearance, they instinctively felt that it was not a good thing, their chewing slowed down, and they all frowned and looked at Duan Er, waiting to understand Seeing the meaning of his words, he suddenly felt a churning in his stomach, Qiqi covered his mouth with his hand, got up suddenly and ran out the door.

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

Not long after, the sounds of the four big men vomiting one after another sounded in the courtyard.

Duan Sanniang pursed her lips when she heard the sound outside, reached out to pick up a piece of meat from the basin, put it in her mouth, chewed it, and walked out, seeing that she was either holding a pillar and vomited towards the flowerbed, or lying on the ground poking out her buttocks The four people who were stunned there muttered disdainfully: "Oh, you have no guts to pick a bird, and you don't even dare to eat the meat!"

"Uh-huh...Third sister...Third sister she..." Duan Er vomited for a while, panting intermittently: "She...she dislikes her husband except for a white face...cough cough, there is nothing wrong Chu... felt so stupid, raised the knife... raised the knife for a while."

"Kill...Kill?" Liu Yuan touched the saliva at the corner of his mouth, suddenly his chest felt hot, and another mouthful of gastric juice spewed out.

"Second brother, don't talk...cough cough...don't talk." Duan Wu's nose and tears flowed together, and he gasped violently while holding on to the pillar: "Hoo hoo...I can't eat today...voo!"

"Bah bah...cough cough...several people, don't say any more." Pan Zhong's image didn't get any better, just now he was so hungry that his mouth was greedy, but now he can't vomit. .

"That's right...well...do you have tooth powder?" Liu Yuan looked at the two brothers over there with a bitter face.

Duan Er was panting violently, his chest rising and falling could be seen with the naked eye: "Yes, wait for me...wait for me to send someone to get it."

Duan Wu leaned against the pillar without any image, turned his head to look at Duan Er, and said out of breath, "Second Brother, I want some too."

"All of them, all of them." Duan Er smiled wryly, thumped his limp legs, staggered up and walked, and found a farmer to order.

Not long after, two farmers came over with clean water and tooth powder, and the four of them washed up in the courtyard, especially Liu Yuan and Pan Zhong who washed the most ruthlessly.

The rainy day dilutes the smell of meat in the air and at the same time covers up this sinful scene.

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