Water Margin: Lu Bu sits on Mount Liang

Chapter 74 Everything Is For Money ([-])
The dark clouds faded, and the clouds still looked thick, but there was no feeling that it was about to rain. There were noisy voices in the tavern, and the aroma of food mixed with the aroma of wine formed a unique taste.

Liu Yuan staggered and helped Duan Er, whose legs were already weak, to walk. This guy may look thin, but after drinking, he didn't know why he was dead.

"Brother Liu, let me tell you, I've had enough... my third sister is really, uh... um..." Duan Er was held by Liu Yuan with one arm, and he was dazed and didn't know what to say , suddenly stopped and covered his mouth, frowning for a while and didn't speak.

Seeing that he was about to vomit, Liu Yuan couldn't help being shocked, so he stood beside the two, and at this time, if Duan opened his mouth to perform a hot show for him, he would definitely not be able to run away.At that moment, the corner of his mouth twitched, he comforted Duan Er in his mouth, and he doubled his strength with his hands, almost pulling Duan Er away: "Duan Erlang! Fuck your mother, hold back, hold back, don't spit it out, I beg you as a brother!" is you."

Duan Er didn't say a word, just covered his mouth, kept bowing his body and ruminated.The trembling of the chest and abdomen was obviously trying to hold back, and the frightened Liu Yuan kept yelling, telling the people in front to get out of the way: "Hold it, hold it, I'll be there soon, hold it back! Straight girl, You group of birds don't get in the way, get out of the way! This man is going to vomit!"

At this time, there were people entering and exiting the restaurant. The two of them went downstairs from the second floor to the hut in the backyard. Walking down unhurriedly, he didn't want to give way at all, when he heard Liu Yuan's roar, he just wanted to get angry and tell him to shut up, but when he looked back, he hurriedly spread out to make way for the two of them.

The clever waiter at the bottom saw the juice on Duan's second-hand face began to ooze, the secret path is not good, if this spit on the stairs, the person in the lobby would be blown up, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help Liu Yuan drag Duan Er quickly to the back go.

The general entered the backyard, but before he reached the place, Duan Er couldn't bear it any longer, and the filth came out from his hand with a "puff".Liu Yuan looked at the splashed water, quickly let go of Duan Er's hand and dodged aside.

At the moment, Duan Er let go of the hand covering his mouth, and opened his mouth: "Uh~uh~cough~uh~"

The warmth in his stomach was revealed almost unreservedly, from the bottom of his heart.

"Hey! You rubbing birds... you idiot who loves your mother!"

Lei Heng had just finished relaxing, his face was flushed, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, he staggered back with his head bowed and his belt tied.A person who didn't pay attention suddenly jumped out in front of him, and then saw him open his mouth, and a filthy water dragon rushed towards his pants with teeth and claws.

Lei Heng suddenly trembled, and used his whole life's ability to jump backwards violently. The body that seemed bulky after drunk was actually as light as a swallow at this moment.

It's a pity that it was still a step too late, one leg was being sprayed by Duan Er, and a warm feeling stuck to the leg in an instant, watching the new official uniform stained with filth, and a pungent smell Diffuse on the tip of the nose.

"You...you are so damn talented, my lower garment!"

Before Lei Heng landed, he began to yell, and he had murderous thoughts in his heart.It's just that he is usually good at jumping, and he can jump over the two or three feet wide mountain stream, so he is called a winged tiger. In a hurry, he jumped farther backwards, and just hit a Taoist with his buttocks.

"Ouch!"

The Taoist also just came out, in case someone saw him walking with his head down, he might as well approach a black shadow and bump him backwards.Fortunately, he was lucky, but he bumped into a pillar beside him, and he almost passed out from the pain. He knelt on the ground, clutching his back and grinning.

"Officer, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Seeing that Duan Er sprayed the clothes of a man in official uniform, Liu Yuan quickly apologized, but he wanted to go up to appease Lei Heng and wipe it for him. The ground was splashed everywhere, and there was no place to stay, so they just stood there and didn't move.

"Straight mother thief! The official's pants are broken and I'm sorry and want to cover them up?" Lei Heng was a little sober from the wine, and only his purple-colored skin showed signs of transitioning from purple-red to black.

"Wu Na's dizzy little official, he said you shouldn't, so what if you hit me?"

The half-squatting Taoist at the back recovered his breath after a long time, straightened his waist, and the messy hair on the left side slid back with inertia, revealing half of his unruly face and one fiery red eye, it was Deng Fei who came down to go to the toilet .

"Grandpa, who cares about you!" Lei Heng was always arrogant, but now he had a drink and was in the middle of the fire, how could he say something nice: "You pickled ox-nosed bird blocking the way from behind the station, you deserve to be knocked down by Grandpa!" One fall."

"You are a purple-faced dog who killed you, and made you so angry... You have never been beaten by a Daoist, have you?" Deng Fei couldn't help being furious when he heard what he said. He stood up vigorously and said nothing Zhong Zhong couldn't help but stumbled when he remembered that he was wearing a Taoist robe now.

Liu Yuan also drank a lot by himself, standing there staggeringly watching the Taoist priest and the official who fell on the ground arguing, he only felt that his exposed eyes were fiery red, as if there was such a memory in his memory, but only for a while. I couldn't remember what it was, until the Taoist stood up and suddenly realized, he slapped his thigh fiercely and shouted: "Deng Fei!"

"Huh?" Deng Fei heard someone call his name, and turned his head to look over with drunk eyes. He only felt that the big man opposite him looked familiar. He shook his head, and his vision gradually became clear. Suddenly, a face popped out of his memory, pointing at He called out: "Liu Yuan!"

Liu Yuan was about to step forward immediately, and Duan Er, who had stopped beside him for a while, panting heavily, vomited out again. He was so shocked that he hurriedly drew back his feet, and his heart beat Duan Er.Immediately kicked him: "Don't spit with your mouth open, the goddamn master is in front, get out of here."

"Wow! You two know each other so well!" Lei Heng watched the two call each other's names, and couldn't help but squinted his eyes, his expression was a bit unfriendly. He just put on his official clothes and was looking for someone to show off Official authority.

Deng Fei had the experience of messing around in the rivers and lakes. He knew that this was all just looking for trouble, so he didn't panic at this time, he just poohed: "A murderer, he ran away after committing a crime in his hometown, who has the patience to know him."

This is purely a slap in the face, because Deng Fei also knows that if he asks Liu Yuan to speak about his identity first, it will be considered as a leak, and what may happen at that time, it seems that he is so stupid that he doesn't know himself, and he is talking nonsense. After a while, just find a chance to slip away later.

How did he know that Lei Heng was always a generous person, and he rarely looked at the bulletin board of the yamen.Today is the first day to put on the official skin and take up the post, and I haven't had time to touch the official documents of Haizhu, so I don't know who Deng Fei is.

Lei Hengyuan would not trust other people's words, but today he drank a lot of alcohol, his brain reaction was a little slow, and the second one was spit all over by Duan Er. This brand-new official uniform instantly became rotten. Liu Yuan and Duan Er are a group, and it is inevitable that they have preconceived opinions on them, so they walked forward breathing heavily: "The infantrymen of the Patrol Division are all headed here, you two birds and me Let's go."

"Boss, I misunderstood."

Liu Yuan wanted to explain, but was interrupted by Deng Fei as soon as he said something: "What is the misunderstanding, you have committed a crime in Xiangyang Mansion and ran here without restraint. .”

"You fart!" The veins on Liu Yuan's forehead burst out, and he pointed at Deng Fei with red eyes and shouted: "Deng Fei! It's you...you are a naughty bastard who dares to ruin my reputation. I have never done anything evil! "

He hurriedly stopped talking halfway through, and his mind was simple. He couldn't say that Deng Fei was a wanted criminal. Otherwise, if Deng Fei was captured by the Yuncheng County government, it would ruin their affairs. If he can't get his head, then his gang will be in vain.

He didn't finish his sentence, and it happened that Duan Er stopped vomiting and was panting. Just now when he heard Liu Yuan and Deng Fei calling each other, he was feeling uncomfortable, his brain was soaked in alcohol and his reaction was slow, and everything he heard was chaotic. Yes, after exhaling again, I became more awake, and when I heard Liu Yuan scolding Deng Fei, I was shocked, and secretly found it.

With all his strength, he propped himself up with both hands and jumped forward. He couldn't see who it was with his eyes wide open, so he punched out with all his strength, and said in his mouth: "One hundred thousand punches are mine!"

"Erro no!"

Liu Yuan couldn't help being horrified when he saw Duan Er's punch, and stretched out his hand to grab Duan Er's shoulder, but it was too late.

bang——

"Your mother's Duan Erlang!" Liu Yuan murmured, watching Duan Er's fist hit Lei Heng's face foolishly.

"Ah!! What a killer!"

Lei Heng took a step back after being beaten, bowed his body, covered his left eye and yelled.

He was also in a state of drunkenness. When he saw Duan Er jumping up and punching, he wanted to hide in his mind, but his body was slow and did not move. Duan Er punched hard on the eye socket, and blood burst from the corner of the eye immediately. .

"You picky dog, court death!"

Lei Heng roared angrily, covered his eyes and reluctantly stood up and kicked Duan Er's stomach. How could Duan Er, a drunk man, stop him?

Liu Yuan subconsciously bent over to help him, looked at the pile of filth hesitantly stood up again, and let Duan Er lie in it.

How disgusting!

"Guest officer, don't hit, don't hit."

The waiter at the back screamed anxiously, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he stomped his feet and turned around and ran into the front hall, shouting, "Come here, there's a fight at the back, and everyone got hit on the head."

"Why did you fight?"

"Who is this? Everyone hit on the head?"

Someone got up curiously and wanted to go to the back to have a look, but was dragged back by his companions.

"When you come back, you've been beaten on the head, and you still want to watch the excitement? Zhemo also wants to beg for a beating?"

Everyone was discussing themselves, but they didn't want to, the shop waiter's shout made the hearts of the eating and drinking men in the hall move: the second leader seemed to go to the back just now, so...

No, don't run into that Eagle Claw grandson!
Several people stood up quickly, and a small leader pointed to one person and ordered: "Go to the leader...to find the high officials."

"Hey." The man agreed and ran upstairs quickly.

Damn, almost leaked the wind.

The little boss thought to himself that it was dangerous, and quickly got up and ran back.

Upstairs, the guests in the private room heard the sound, and some of them opened the door curiously and went to the fence to look down. I don't know why it is so noisy downstairs.

The shopkeeper at the front desk was shocked when he heard the clerk shouting, and hurriedly ran up to the second floor, knocked on the door of the private room, and then opened the door without waiting for anyone to open the door, and entered: "Ashi! Song Yasi, Zhu Dutou!"

All the officials in the room stopped moving, looking at him in surprise with their wine glasses in their mouths and vegetables in their mouths, wondering how the shopkeeper, who is usually quite polite, could be so reckless today.

"Oh, do you still have the mind to drink here? Lei Du was beaten on the head below." The shopkeeper stomped his feet as soon as he opened the door without waiting for him to ask questions.

"Um... ah?"

Everyone in the room blushed from drinking, and their brains didn't react for a while after hearing the shopkeeper's words.

In the end, Song Jiang reacted faster, stood up quickly and said, "Quick, go downstairs to see Lei Heng."

"right!"

"Let's go."

Zhu Dian and the others put down their cups and chopsticks in a hurry, and hurriedly got up to follow behind Song Jiang. The rest of them did not dare to neglect, and quickly got up to follow.

……

The noise became louder and louder, some people were chatting outside, and the people who were drinking in the noisy house were disturbed.

Fang Han put down his wine glass, relying on his kinship, his seniority was the oldest among the crowd, and he drank the least at this time. Hearing the noise outside, he couldn't help being curious, and ordered Duan Wu, who was the youngest among the crowd, to say, "What's so noisy? Goro, go and have a look."

"Okay, Uncle."

Duan Wu agreed, pushed open the door and went out to listen to a few words with pricked ears, only to feel that he didn't quite understand what was going on, so he grabbed a waiter and asked him to clarify.

What I was waiting to inquire about was a dispute over the toilet in the backyard, and I suddenly had a bad premonition in my heart, so I hurried in: "No, it is said that someone in the back was beaten on the head, and the second brother and brother Liu just went to the backyard and now they are still there. No reply, it won't be..."

All the men and women stopped their movements and looked at him blankly, Fang Han threw his chopsticks: "Go, have a look."

This group of people also rushed out of the door in a hurry.

……

thud thump --
The minions who came to report the news went up against the crowd, and didn't even open the doors of the two rooms. When they saw a young man grabbing him, "Where is your smallest private room?"

The waiter in the shop saw the man's ferocious face and urgent expression, not wanting to cause trouble, he quickly pointed to the opposite side: "The innermost one over there."

When I saw this, I quickly let go of him, pushed away the person blocking the way, ran to the opposite side amidst a burst of curses, and pushed open the door, which was considered lucky for him, the person sitting inside was the owner and leader of the village, hurriedly Said: "Your official."

He was also clever, so he didn't say it here, stepped forward and closed the door, ran in and whispered to Lu Bu and E Quanzhong: "I heard that an official was beaten in the backyard, and Deng Fei's second head also went to the back .”

Lu Bu and E Quanzhong suddenly changed their colors and stood up quickly. Lu Bu took the knife, and E Quanzhong took the strips tied with the cloth strips, and hurried away.

　Thank you for the wings of the hero greedy wolf, remember to take me when the hero drives, and the monthly pass for the hero 160601190948951~
　　Hmm~ o(*￣▽￣*)o is drunk, I don’t know how many book friends have had the experience of being drunk, the mouse himself... there are many (lll￢ω￢)
　　
　
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