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Chapter 4 We finally don't have to eat Xiang

Xinfeng Zoo.

An old black Mazda drove slowly.

Lin Fan in the car looked at the crowd gathered at the door, and suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

This reminded him of the scene in the movie.

'what car'

'Mazda'

'We all drive Mercedes-Benz, Rolls-Royce, you drive a Mazda and you are not eligible to participate in the bidding meeting. '

He found that the crowd was very excited, waving their hands and pointing at the gate of the zoo, knowing what they were talking about without thinking. If this matter is not handled properly, it will be the biggest public relations crisis in the history of Xinfeng Zoo.

It can even affect major developments in the future.

Especially now that short videos are rampant, as long as one is exposed, it will really be completely over.

It's a matter of time before the doors close.

"Go in from here?" Holo asked solemnly.

"Go through the back door."

"Yes, there are many people who can't squeeze in here. It's more comfortable to go through the back door."

Lin Fan looked at Holo and thought she was playing tricks.

back door.

Lin Fan parked the car and brought Holo in through the back door, sneaking and nervous. Fortunately, there was no one around, otherwise if someone called 'boss', he would be the one surrounded.

Pass by where animals live.

Holo pointed to the animal in the cage, "Is this an eagle?"

"Giggle..."

Lin Fan looked at the chicken in the cage, and at the sign hanging outside the cage.

【Very ferocious eagle】

"They are chickens. The eagle flew out to play and hasn't come back yet."

Lin Fan said very seriously.

The chickens raised here are the welfare of the zoo. Sometimes it is very important to stew chicken soup to nourish the body.

"Oh, your zoo is really good, unlike our spinach star, the animals are all locked up and can't go anywhere."

"Our side is more humane."

while walking.

"Prairie wolf."

Holo passed by another cage and saw the hanging sign and exclaimed, as if she had never seen the world, and then looked inside impatiently.

"Is this a wolf?"

Holo stared at Lin Fan dumbfounded.

Lin Fan said: "Huskies have the blood of wolves, so they are a branch of wolves."

"Then what are these?"

"Oh, Teddy, the pastoral dog, are all Husky's friends. They came to visit us, so don't make a fuss."

Lin Fan explained without blushing.

The dogs playing in the cage turned their heads to look at Holo who was standing outside as if they smelled something. They were calm at first, and suddenly they seemed to be on steroids, and rushed towards the The iron bars rushed.

The front paws lay on the iron railing, exposing the stuff below.

It was a charge against Holo.

Lin Fan looked at the dog in the cage, and then at Holo, what the hell...is this outrageous, could it be that Holo is the dog goddess in the hearts of all male dogs?

Outrageous!

It's outrageous!

"Brother, why do I feel that you are deceiving?" Holo carefully expressed her true thoughts.

As soon as these words came out, the originally peaceful atmosphere at the scene froze.

Lin Fan looked at Holo, and the expression in his eyes seemed to be saying...Little guy, you are really smart, you can see it.

"Brother, don't hit me." Holo clutched her neck, afraid of being hit hard again.

"Don't be afraid, I'm a good man, come with me."

Lin Fan took Holo and hurried away towards the distance. Now is the time to worry about these things. Thinking of Xiao Zhu still facing the enthusiastic crowd of refunding big guys, he felt a pang of guilt in his heart. Hold on, the boss came to rescue him. is you.

……

The gate of the zoo.

"Refund! Refund! Refund!"

"Fraud! Fraud! Fraud!"

"Rights! Rights! Rights!"

The slogan was loud and powerful like a rainbow, shaking the world.

Xiao Zhusheng looked at the things that were gradually developing towards the edge of collapse without love, and the feeling of powerlessness in his heart was already overwhelming.

She looked up at the sky, crying in her heart.

Boss... I can't stand it anymore.

"Ahem, everyone be quiet."

Lin Fan walked over calmly with a loudspeaker in hand, "I am the owner of Xinfeng Zoo, I already know everyone's demands, but I hope you can give our zoo a chance, I guarantee that what you see next will be absolutely Value for money, break the original cognition, and thus doubt the world..."

When Xiao Zhu saw Lin Fan coming, she immediately felt confident, but after hearing what the boss said, she was completely desperate. What kind of force is Xinfeng Zoo?
Even she, who works in the zoo, needs to go to other zoos to see animals, which is enough to show the seriousness of the situation.

"You are the boss, your zoo is a fraud."

"Yes, we want to expose you."

"I'm going to call 12345 to report you."

The crowd is excited, and when angry, it is easy to make people irritable.

Lin Fan shouted loudly with a loudspeaker: "Everyone, I, Lin Fan, dare to say this, and I can guarantee that everyone will be satisfied with the next one. If everyone is satisfied, it is not worth the fare. I, Lin Fan, and the staff around me Eat shit in front of your face."

Xiao Zhu was dumbfounded.

Boss, if you want to cheat for food and drink, there is no need to take me with you.

Voices came from the crowd.

"Are you sure you didn't cheat?"

Lin Fan patted his chest and promised: "Please trust me."

"Okay, trust me once, if you dare to lie to us, you have to eat if you don't eat today, and you have to eat big mouthfuls."

The citizens of the Yellow City have no cowards.

As long as you dare to eat, they dare to pull, and they pull it on the spot to ensure that it is fresh and hot.

At this time, Xiao Zhu wants to run away, because the danger of this job is too high.

"Little Zhu, take everyone with me."

Lin Fan greeted his right-hand assistant, Xiao Zhu's face was ashen, fearing that it would be impossible to escape, the people who bought the tickets stared at her, and they had already identified her as one of the shit eaters.

Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, please bless me. When I eat shit, let my boss eat it alone.

When he came to the tent, Xiao Zhu was a little dazed, what was he doing here in the tent, there seemed to be nothing here, what the hell was the boss doing.

"Please don't blink, the shocking moment is coming, and then you will see the Kobold girl from the Dala Prairie, which is the only one in the world, except in Xinfeng Zoo, you can't see it anywhere else Arrived."

Whoa!

Lin Fan opened the entrance curtain of the tent.

Everyone's hearts are hot, bitch?

As soon as they heard it, they knew what was in their minds.

Excited, it won't really happen.

All of them looked into the tent.

Suddenly, the scene was very quiet.

In the center of the bright tent, there is a wooden plank standing over there, and on top of the wooden plank is a dog's head.

Xiao Zhu suddenly felt that the surrounding temperature was a little hot, and she found that the faces of the tourists were very red, as if a flame was burning in their hearts.

"Fuck! Are you taking us as a scumbag, and calling a dog a bitch if you find a dog to show its head?"

"Made, you have to eat this shit if you don't want to eat it today, you just treat us like donkeys."

"My mother, I was deceived by a vase girl when I was a child, and now I am in my 30s, and I am still deceived by a dog head girl. I really think I am easy to bully."

There was a lot of scolding.

Xiao Zhu knew something was wrong, so she took a few steps back quietly, ready to run away at any time.

As for the boss... She felt that she could only ask for more blessings, after all, the money was refunded and the job was over, and she had to play tricks on others.

Lin Fan clapped his hands calmly.

The people who were still shouting and scolding looked at the scene in front of them in shock as if they had been cast under a holding spell.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

No matter how educated people are, they all froze when they saw Holo the Kobold coming out from behind the planks.

Even Xiao Zhu was dumbfounded.

Really... really a bitch?
Lin Fan coughed and said, "Everyone, our Xinfeng Zoo focuses on the truth and never resorts to deceit."

"It's not a hood, is it?"

"Not to mention anything else, but I think this figure is worth the price of admission."

"Leaving aside the figure, this headgear is too realistic."

The audience who bought tickets stared at Holo's figure stealthily, and of course there were serious audiences who stared at Holo's head, just to see if it was a hood.

This thirst for knowledge is very strong.

"Everyone, our Xinfeng Zoo has never played fake things like headgear. Don't blink if you are optimistic about it."

Lin Fan came to Holo's side and stroked her neck, "If the hood had been taken off, wouldn't it?"

"Yes, yes, the boss is right."

"Boss, is she really a bitch?"

Lin Fan smiled and said, "Is it what you think in your own mind?"

Then she let Holo stick out her tongue, and the pink and tender tongue made everyone scream awesome. Holo went from being nervous at the beginning to being shy, and with the cheers of everyone, she gradually lost herself and felt that she was so welcome. ah.

Originally, I wanted to remove the "aesthetic skin" to have an impact, but I didn't expect it to have no impact at all.

"Holo, say hello to everyone."

"Hi everyone, my name is Holo, am I cute?" Holo's voice was crisp and sweet, like a male killer.

Suddenly, ghost screams came.

"Oooo……"

"Kuai, Kuoai, my heart is melted, uh uh uh..."

"Don't be flirtatious while riding on your horse."

"Mom, I found out that I seem to be in love."

"Kawaii, so kawaii."

"I love bitches, I'm so impulsive, I'm so excited."

Lin Fan was shocked by the situation in front of him. Is it because I am out of date, or is there really something wrong with my aesthetics?

Is everyone's taste so heavy?
But it's good to achieve the goal.

Then comes the real time to make money.

"Fifty photo."

"Sing a hundred."

"Dancing two hundred."

"Call 'brother' thirty alone."

"The price is fair, consciously scan the code."

Isn't this how money is earned?

As a native of the F-level Blue Star dungeon, can he let this group of aliens come here for nothing?

There is still a need for hospitality.

"Boss, where did you find this bitch?" Xiao Zhu asked adoringly.

Lin Fan smiled mysteriously and said, "Business secrets, there will be others in the future."

"Hey, the boss is awesome, we finally don't have to eat shit..."

Lin Fan rolled his eyes.

"Look quickly, don't let anyone not scan the code."

"Yes, boss."

(End of this chapter)