I'm just telling the artist what's wrong!
Chapter 121 The Big Brother's Story
Chapter 121 The Big Brother's Story
"Director You, the value of an artist is not based on the frequency of speaking, but on the point of laughter. Zhou Di just didn't get the chance to speak for the time being, but I can guarantee that he will definitely be more exciting than others when he speaks."
Facing Director You's words, Hu Ming explained.
But Director You still raised his eyebrows.
"Really? We are a regular indoor variety show. The price of 680 million for the whole season is already a reality show. The platform allows you to start recording a month ago. You have to wait for Zhou Di to quote such a high price."
"But in my opinion, Xue Qian's performance is worthy of his salary. Zhou Di is a little too high for you. Wherever he sits, he looks like a vase. The problem is that the vase is not worth such a high price." s price."
In normal times, Hu Ming might have swallowed his anger.
But Director You brought all his words to him, and Hu Ming couldn't bear it anymore.
At this moment, he argued with reason.
"Director You, you are aware of Zhou Di's contribution to the stars in the last season, and there is no need to worry about his ability at this moment. You have to take a long-term view."
"Hmph! Take a long-term view? All right, I'm going to see how good Zhou Di's performance is today. Could it be better than Xue Qian?"
Director You seemed to have been ignited, sneered, and stared at the performance on the field.
Seeing this, Hu Ming took a deep breath and scolded Director You countless times in his heart.
Faced with this situation, he pinched the headset and whispered a few words.
Wang Han's slightly paused expression in the arena was fleeting.
As if nothing had happened, just after summarizing Xue Qian's speech, before all the artists could react, they suddenly changed the subject and looked sideways at Zhou Di.
"By the way, they are also popular artists. Zhou Di should have encountered such problems this year, right?"
Others may not have noticed Wang Han's emotional changes.
But thanks to the seat adjustment, he was very close to Wang Han.
Wang Han's emotional change was noticed by him.
Although I don't know why Wang Han suddenly changed the process and cut himself.
But in the face of taking the initiative to give the opportunity, Zhou Di stood up calmly and said with a smile.
"I'm not afraid of illegitimate fans, maybe because I haven't met them yet, but what I'm afraid of is big brother."
big brother?
Everyone was stunned.
Regardless of whether the artists and audience at the scene couldn't understand this new term, even Hu Ming and Director You behind the scenes were stunned for a while.
What other animals are most afraid of, or Xue Qian's illegitimate fan.
At least you can imagine it.
But most people are puzzled by what Zhou Di said.
brother?what?
Wang Han glanced back at the camera calmly, then looked at Zhou Di with his brows pressed down.
"Brother? Is it the kind of underworld?"
"It's not the underworld, but the kind of person who is extremely irritable in real life and has a bit of a quack atmosphere in everything he does."
Zhou Di explained with a smile.
"Can you be specific?"
Wang Han seems to understand but not understand.
"This incident happened when I was in college. I had a date with a partner and bought a scooter at the same time, so I picked a sunny day and took my partner out for shopping. The main Not for shopping."
"What is that for?"
Zhao Lusi on the side blurted out.
Zhou Di looked at it and smiled.
"Pretend!"
Everyone was stunned, and then there was laughter, and the sudden stalk was so funny.
With laughter, Zhou Di continued.
"Then on a relatively narrow road section, another motorcycle came up behind me. Coincidentally, it was the same brand. Unfortunately, the model was better than mine. It was a large motorcycle, and mine was a small motorcycle. People also belong to big and strong men, but at this time, an unexpected thing happened!"
When Zhou Di said this, he paused again.
Liu Wei, who has cooperated many times, understood it.
"whats the matter?"
"He left me! He deliberately made a sudden lane change next to me. I didn't care at first, but he drove away for a while and then left me."
"Oh, it's equivalent to saying goodbye to you twice."
Wang Han took the rebuttal.
Zhou Di nodded.
"That's right, I was young and energetic at the time, how could I bear this kind of situation! Besides, I was just with my partner at the time. As a boy, I always wanted to pretend in front of girls, even if I didn't pretend I couldn't." Lost face, right?"
"As the saying goes, take a step back, the more you think about it, the more angry you get, but I obviously couldn't beat that man, but in order not to lose face, I purposely yelled when I saw that motorcycle was about to disappear in front of my eyes!"
"If you want to get out of the car! md don't use Laozi's car! Can you drive! After you do this, I will beat you every time I see you!"
"I have to say, when I finished this sentence, my object at that time did not admire me very much."
The stories of young people's passion are always very interesting.
Zhou Di's ability to describe has always been good, so not long after Zhou Di spoke, everyone was immersed in the story.
Even Hu Ming was observing the direction of the story and didn't have time to watch Director You's reaction.
But Zhou Di paused when he said this.
Still listening to the story above, Zhao Lusi couldn't help asking.
"and then?"
Zhou Di looked around and showed a wry smile.
"Then I watched the motorcycle that was supposed to disappear in front of me start to turn around slowly, and rushed towards me at a fast speed. At this time, I couldn't run even if I wanted to."
When Zhou Di said this, he imitated his dazed expression as the motorcycle turned around and drove towards him.
Situational stories plus performances, the sense of picture is directly full.
Everyone froze for a moment, and then burst into loud laughter.
Stories with a sense of contrast always make people laugh off guard.
The sound of clapping the table at the scene merged with laughter.
Everyone wants to read the story of being raped instead of pretending to be coercive, and they never get tired of it.
How brave the front is, how funny the reversal behind it is.
Wang Han laughed until his wrinkles appeared, and he never forgot to ask.
"Then did you fight him, or were you unilaterally ok?"
Zhou Di smiled, his body language was a bit rich.
"At this moment, do you all think that I'm going to be beaten up? No, no, no! Please listen to what I'm going to do next."
"Seeing that strong man rushing over, I had to use my brain when I knew it was obvious that I couldn't beat it, so I took out my phone in a flash and said loudly on purpose."
"Brother, I'm not far from your police station, less than 100 meters away, and I'm waiting for you."
"I have to say that the effect of this sentence is very good, because the strong man on the opposite side immediately turned the car around after hearing my words and ran away quickly."
After saying this sentence, there were many "wow~" voices at the scene.
Followed by applause.
Obviously, this approach is indeed very clever.
Even Wang Han nodded in agreement.
"A fox pretends to be a tiger! You used it really well, so your crisis was resolved."
"No, brother Han, there is no resolution."
"Why?"
Wang Han froze for a moment.
"Because what I said just now was the method I came up with when I went back to bed and replayed after being beaten up. The fact is that in that situation, my mind was blank."
"."
After the scene was stunned for a few seconds, there was unprecedented laughter and the sound of patting the table.
The sound is so loud that it is better than the combined effects of the previous artists.
The contrast between the two is completely unexpected.
Even many artists laughed and kicked their calves.
Ying Caier threw herself on the table laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up.
Hu Ming behind the camera also burst into tears from laughter.
While wiping away his tears, he inadvertently saw Director You's expression, and his smile froze on his face in the next second.
(End of this chapter)
"Director You, the value of an artist is not based on the frequency of speaking, but on the point of laughter. Zhou Di just didn't get the chance to speak for the time being, but I can guarantee that he will definitely be more exciting than others when he speaks."
Facing Director You's words, Hu Ming explained.
But Director You still raised his eyebrows.
"Really? We are a regular indoor variety show. The price of 680 million for the whole season is already a reality show. The platform allows you to start recording a month ago. You have to wait for Zhou Di to quote such a high price."
"But in my opinion, Xue Qian's performance is worthy of his salary. Zhou Di is a little too high for you. Wherever he sits, he looks like a vase. The problem is that the vase is not worth such a high price." s price."
In normal times, Hu Ming might have swallowed his anger.
But Director You brought all his words to him, and Hu Ming couldn't bear it anymore.
At this moment, he argued with reason.
"Director You, you are aware of Zhou Di's contribution to the stars in the last season, and there is no need to worry about his ability at this moment. You have to take a long-term view."
"Hmph! Take a long-term view? All right, I'm going to see how good Zhou Di's performance is today. Could it be better than Xue Qian?"
Director You seemed to have been ignited, sneered, and stared at the performance on the field.
Seeing this, Hu Ming took a deep breath and scolded Director You countless times in his heart.
Faced with this situation, he pinched the headset and whispered a few words.
Wang Han's slightly paused expression in the arena was fleeting.
As if nothing had happened, just after summarizing Xue Qian's speech, before all the artists could react, they suddenly changed the subject and looked sideways at Zhou Di.
"By the way, they are also popular artists. Zhou Di should have encountered such problems this year, right?"
Others may not have noticed Wang Han's emotional changes.
But thanks to the seat adjustment, he was very close to Wang Han.
Wang Han's emotional change was noticed by him.
Although I don't know why Wang Han suddenly changed the process and cut himself.
But in the face of taking the initiative to give the opportunity, Zhou Di stood up calmly and said with a smile.
"I'm not afraid of illegitimate fans, maybe because I haven't met them yet, but what I'm afraid of is big brother."
big brother?
Everyone was stunned.
Regardless of whether the artists and audience at the scene couldn't understand this new term, even Hu Ming and Director You behind the scenes were stunned for a while.
What other animals are most afraid of, or Xue Qian's illegitimate fan.
At least you can imagine it.
But most people are puzzled by what Zhou Di said.
brother?what?
Wang Han glanced back at the camera calmly, then looked at Zhou Di with his brows pressed down.
"Brother? Is it the kind of underworld?"
"It's not the underworld, but the kind of person who is extremely irritable in real life and has a bit of a quack atmosphere in everything he does."
Zhou Di explained with a smile.
"Can you be specific?"
Wang Han seems to understand but not understand.
"This incident happened when I was in college. I had a date with a partner and bought a scooter at the same time, so I picked a sunny day and took my partner out for shopping. The main Not for shopping."
"What is that for?"
Zhao Lusi on the side blurted out.
Zhou Di looked at it and smiled.
"Pretend!"
Everyone was stunned, and then there was laughter, and the sudden stalk was so funny.
With laughter, Zhou Di continued.
"Then on a relatively narrow road section, another motorcycle came up behind me. Coincidentally, it was the same brand. Unfortunately, the model was better than mine. It was a large motorcycle, and mine was a small motorcycle. People also belong to big and strong men, but at this time, an unexpected thing happened!"
When Zhou Di said this, he paused again.
Liu Wei, who has cooperated many times, understood it.
"whats the matter?"
"He left me! He deliberately made a sudden lane change next to me. I didn't care at first, but he drove away for a while and then left me."
"Oh, it's equivalent to saying goodbye to you twice."
Wang Han took the rebuttal.
Zhou Di nodded.
"That's right, I was young and energetic at the time, how could I bear this kind of situation! Besides, I was just with my partner at the time. As a boy, I always wanted to pretend in front of girls, even if I didn't pretend I couldn't." Lost face, right?"
"As the saying goes, take a step back, the more you think about it, the more angry you get, but I obviously couldn't beat that man, but in order not to lose face, I purposely yelled when I saw that motorcycle was about to disappear in front of my eyes!"
"If you want to get out of the car! md don't use Laozi's car! Can you drive! After you do this, I will beat you every time I see you!"
"I have to say, when I finished this sentence, my object at that time did not admire me very much."
The stories of young people's passion are always very interesting.
Zhou Di's ability to describe has always been good, so not long after Zhou Di spoke, everyone was immersed in the story.
Even Hu Ming was observing the direction of the story and didn't have time to watch Director You's reaction.
But Zhou Di paused when he said this.
Still listening to the story above, Zhao Lusi couldn't help asking.
"and then?"
Zhou Di looked around and showed a wry smile.
"Then I watched the motorcycle that was supposed to disappear in front of me start to turn around slowly, and rushed towards me at a fast speed. At this time, I couldn't run even if I wanted to."
When Zhou Di said this, he imitated his dazed expression as the motorcycle turned around and drove towards him.
Situational stories plus performances, the sense of picture is directly full.
Everyone froze for a moment, and then burst into loud laughter.
Stories with a sense of contrast always make people laugh off guard.
The sound of clapping the table at the scene merged with laughter.
Everyone wants to read the story of being raped instead of pretending to be coercive, and they never get tired of it.
How brave the front is, how funny the reversal behind it is.
Wang Han laughed until his wrinkles appeared, and he never forgot to ask.
"Then did you fight him, or were you unilaterally ok?"
Zhou Di smiled, his body language was a bit rich.
"At this moment, do you all think that I'm going to be beaten up? No, no, no! Please listen to what I'm going to do next."
"Seeing that strong man rushing over, I had to use my brain when I knew it was obvious that I couldn't beat it, so I took out my phone in a flash and said loudly on purpose."
"Brother, I'm not far from your police station, less than 100 meters away, and I'm waiting for you."
"I have to say that the effect of this sentence is very good, because the strong man on the opposite side immediately turned the car around after hearing my words and ran away quickly."
After saying this sentence, there were many "wow~" voices at the scene.
Followed by applause.
Obviously, this approach is indeed very clever.
Even Wang Han nodded in agreement.
"A fox pretends to be a tiger! You used it really well, so your crisis was resolved."
"No, brother Han, there is no resolution."
"Why?"
Wang Han froze for a moment.
"Because what I said just now was the method I came up with when I went back to bed and replayed after being beaten up. The fact is that in that situation, my mind was blank."
"."
After the scene was stunned for a few seconds, there was unprecedented laughter and the sound of patting the table.
The sound is so loud that it is better than the combined effects of the previous artists.
The contrast between the two is completely unexpected.
Even many artists laughed and kicked their calves.
Ying Caier threw herself on the table laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up.
Hu Ming behind the camera also burst into tears from laughter.
While wiping away his tears, he inadvertently saw Director You's expression, and his smile froze on his face in the next second.
(End of this chapter)
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