I'm just telling the artist what's wrong!

Chapter 172 Emergency rescue field!
"I found that every person on earth has a little secret that is hard to tell, and the thing is like this"

Record the scene.

Qian Feng told his own story with both voice and emotion.

Everyone listened in unison.

Zhou Di sat in the front row of the first row, and Xue Qian was opposite him.

Like himself, Xue Qian did not participate in the rehearsal because of his busy schedule. The Starlight Film and Television Circle, who just arrived today, was 20 minutes earlier than Zhou Di.

This creates a strange phenomenon.

Obviously neither he nor Xue Qian participated in the rehearsal, but they sat in the best position in front of the camera.

Logically speaking, this is unfair to other artists. They can sit in the front seat without participating in the rehearsal, but among the regular guests of "Guy Xing", Xue Qian and himself are the most popular.

So even though this is unfair to other artists on the scene, it is also the norm in the entertainment industry.

Today's deputy director is Zhang Xinyi.

People gave her the nickname Second Sister.

Many people have the impression of her as Yuan Hong's wife, but Zhou Di's earliest memory of her is "Xiaoqing", the maid of "Guo Furong" at the beginning of "Wulin Biography".

I didn't know her well in the last life, so meeting her this time is actually the same as meeting her for the first time.

But I came late, so I didn't have time to say hello to Zhang Xinyi.

But it doesn't hinder the kindness she showed towards herself at the recording scene.

Because there is no rehearsal today, Zhou Di just prepared a few jokes to give himself a sense of presence.

It's not enough for others to say that I paddled too much.

Now it is Qian Feng who is proposing, and the story he tells is a bit like a memory killing.

while others are speaking.

Zhou Di also took the opportunity to insert a few cold jokes.

It can also be regarded as Bojun's joy.

At least judging from the laughter at the scene, the effect is not bad.

When it came to the second guest who proposed, it was Tian Yuan who stood up.

Tianyuan stood up and said with a smile.

"My proposal is amazing. Listen carefully, I found that people on Earth always like to fantasize about their next life! Occupation, gender, and some don't even want to be human, such as cats, dogs, etc."

Hearing this proposal, everyone's eyes lit up, but they found it more interesting.

Wang Han looked towards Tian Yuan.

"What do you want to do in your next life?"

"I want to be a piece of jelly in my next life."

"What?"

"Because the skin of the jelly is good."

"Hahahahahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

After so many episodes, Tian Yuan finally learned to laugh at himself.

Knowing that people in the previous season always made fun of his skin, he simply blackened himself first.

But at this moment, Zhou Di suddenly answered.

"What if eating sesame jelly becomes popular in the next life?"

"Hahahahahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Obviously Zhou Di's words are more funny than Tian Yuan's self-mockery.

Tian Yuan also looked at Zhou Di dumbfounded.

After asking Tian Yuan, Wang Han looked at Xue Fu, the deputy director.

"Xuefu, what do you want to be in your next life?"

"I want to be a vampire in my next life."

Girls at this age are always fantasizing.

It's just that Wang Han, who obviously has an age gap, doesn't understand.

"Vampire boy or girl?"

"Vampire girl."

"Then what would you do if you met a boy you like?"

"Then I'll bite him, turn him into a vampire too, and stay with him forever."

Xuefu's answer has some elements of wanting to fall in love.

Hearing this, Qian Feng, who always liked to speculate with Xuefu on CP on the show, immediately stood up.

"Actually, many friends around me have said that I look like a vampire."

In the whole group of stars, Qian Feng has always expressed his love to Xue Fu unilaterally, and then everyone in the show will always ridicule him.

This is also the setting of the show and the script of the characters, but it's not like Qian Feng didn't have such thoughts in private.

So after Qian Feng said this, everyone immediately besieged him.

"You don't look like a vampire."

"You're probably sucking fat out of this neck."

At this time Zhou Di suddenly spoke.

"I think Qian Feng is a bit like a vampire."

"Hey! Look, Di Renjie has already said that, why don't I look like it?"

Although he didn't know why Zhou Di suddenly took his side, Qian Feng immediately grabbed the only supporter.

Everyone also looked at Zhou Di.

Zhou Di said with a smile.

"I didn't finish my sentence. I said that Qian Feng is like a vampire, but it's not from a foreign country. It's from our own country."

"what is that?"

Shen Mengchen answered.

Zhou Di blurted out two words.

"Zombie."

The scene paused for a second, followed by laughter with a significantly higher decibel.

"Hahahahahaha."

"Hahahahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

This time, except for Qian Feng who looked at Zhou Di pretending to be wronged, everyone else was laughing.

Even the staff behind the camera are covering their mouths and holding back their laughter.

"Then what if Xue Fu asked you to choose one of the boys at the scene?"

It was Wang Han who asked this question.

Xue Fu's expression was a little hesitant.

Xue Qian was joking.

"Why, are we so bad?"

"Then I'll choose Zhou Di."

As soon as Xue Fu finished speaking, the scene was obviously full of booing.

Zhou Di also took advantage of the situation and pulled his neck away.

"Now then."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

Another world in which only Qian Feng was injured has been achieved.

After laughing, Wang Han turned to Liu Wei.

"By the way, Weiwei, what do you want to do in your next life?"

"I want to be a gynecologist in my next life!"

Liu Wei stood up and said, the long chain around his waist jingled.

"why?"

"Because gynecology is a very sacred profession, there are many poor countries in the world, and the birth rate and death rate are very high"

Liu Wei was interrupted by Wang Han before he finished speaking.

"Liu Wei, let me correct you. That's an obstetrician. Although they are all obstetrics and gynecology, but those who deliver babies are obstetrics."

"Mainly because I like children."

This time, Liu Wei was interrupted by Zhang Xinyi before he finished speaking.

"Can't you be a pediatrician?"

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The continuous interruption made the audience laugh continuously, but Liu Wei's topic was not over yet.

"The main reason is that I like to be a friend of women! And in fact, many senior doctors in gynecology and obstetrics, including the leaders, are men, not only the profession of doctors, but also the best hair stylist, the best beautician in the world, The best chefs and even the best fashion designers are mostly boys."

If the first half of Liu Wei's sentence was talking about the content of the proposal, but the second half of the sentence obviously went astray.

Although he didn't mean it that way, it made many women at the scene obviously have wrong expressions.

Even the expressions of the female audience in the auditorium were a bit strange.

Boys do the best work?

What do you mean!Do you look down on us girls!

Hu Ming, who was sitting behind the camera, changed his expression and quickly said into the headset.

"Shut him up! Don't let him talk!"

In "Partner Intelligence Bureau", where the majority of the audience is female, Liu Wei's words are enough to push the whole show to the forefront.

Once such targeted words are uttered, even if they are cut from the feature film, it is inevitable that there is no guarantee that there will be secretly recorded by the audience.

Then it's public opinion again.

Hu Ming is not only saving the show, but also saving Liu Wei.

But as soon as his voice fell, Wang Han, who had received the message, hadn't reacted yet.

Immediately afterwards, an obviously unhappy questioning sound came from the auditorium.

The sound was so loud that the whole scene could hear it.

"Then what do you mean!"

This sentence obviously made the rhythm of the whole show pause.

Everyone turned their heads to see that the one who spoke was a female audience in the second row.

Immediately realized that it was the content expressed in Liu Wei's words that caused her to hide it.

Not even this one girl, many girls showed naked unhappiness.

Liu Wei was stunned for a moment, apparently he hadn't thought of this change, and his tone became a little stuttering.

"I want to say what I want to say is actually"

The sudden sound disrupted his rhythm, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward and difficult to end.

Either pretend to be stupid, or get along with each other.

But don't dare to choose which one, at least the effect of the program is greatly reduced.

Just at this critical moment, a voice came from the left side of the first row.

"What he wants to express is that this world is originally for men to serve women."

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then followed the voice to look over.

It's Zhou Di!
(End of this chapter)