I'm just telling the artist what's wrong!
Chapter 227 Duan Zishou Host!
Chapter 227 Duan Zishou Host!
on the stage.
After the opening, He Ling also began to enter his own process.
He looked at Zhou Di from one side of his body.
"Hey, Zhou Di, I have a question for you. Among the singers on stage, do you have the most impressive singer?"
"There must be some that impressed me the most, and the one that impressed me the most was a singer from the third issue."
Zhou Di pretended to think.
"Oh? What's it called?"
"Nicknamed Mouth Strong King, real name is myself."
"Hahahahahaha."
"Hahahahaha."
The boastful attribute with a bit of shame made the whole show fall into laughter from the very beginning.
He Ling is a professional host, while Zhou Di is a bit like a random comedian.
But the two of them sang and harmonized surprisingly harmoniously.
He Ling smiled and raised the microphone again.
"I don't see that Zhou Di, you also have the dream of being a singer."
"Of course, it's just that I think there are many requirements to be a singer."
"for example?"
"Quadruple your budget."
Zhou Di said seriously.
He Ling suddenly showed a curious expression.
"Shouldn't hard work and talent play an important role in becoming a singer? Why do you have to quadruple your budget?"
Not only He Ling, but many people at the scene also showed puzzled expressions.
I know that being a singer requires a good voice, hard work and talent.
But this is the first time I heard that being a singer requires a budget.
What does this have to do with the budget?
Could it be that the budget is not enough to become a singer?
In the backstage lounge, hearing Zhou Di uttering such a theory on TV, Huang Qishan couldn't help but ask Du Haitao on the side.
"Do you need to quadruple your budget to be a singer? What's that saying?"
"No, I've never heard of that either."
Du Hai shook his head in confusion.
on the stage.
Zhou Di spoke amidst everyone's doubts.
"Mainly as a singer, you need to buy equipment and invite teachers to teach, which cost money."
"I know, isn't this one time? Why do you need four times? Is it possible to hire four teachers?"
"No, because at the beginning I only had double the budget, and then I played mahjong with my friends when I went home during the Chinese New Year. The cards were not lucky, so I bought a set of equipment for everyone and hired a teacher, so if I Just do a good job of four times the budget, and the dream of being a singer will not be shattered because of lack of money."
"."
The scene froze for a moment, followed by bursts of laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
"Hahahahaha."
"Ha ha ha ha."
No one thought that the quadruple budget mentioned by Zhou Di was actually due to losing money playing cards.
At this moment, the real-time synchronized barrage also has the same reaction at this moment.
"Hahahahaha, brother Di still has a familiar taste when he takes a bite."
"Zhou Di really made me laugh to death."
"Oh my god, this is not the same as me. I was reluctant to buy a piece of clothing, but ended up buying one for each of my poker friends during the Chinese New Year."
"Zhou Di's stalk, you will never think of it."
"For this joke, I have to give my Brother Di a thumbs up."
on site.
Sitting in the middle of the auditorium, the middle-aged man with an elderly face heard Zhou Di's words, and his original seriousness suddenly melted away, with a faint smile on his face.
He asked the person next to him softly, and the person beside him said with a smile.
"This man's name is Zhou Di, and he's an artist."
The middle-aged man nodded thoughtfully and didn't ask any more questions.
He Ling looked at Zhou Di dumbfounded.
"You are not a prerequisite for not being a singer, you are completely unlucky."
"I don't have much luck with cards, so I'm destined to be nervous when I become a singer."
"Don't lose heart, there are always miracles in life."
"I know, that's why I don't buy direct flights when I buy air tickets recently."
"why?"
"Because I want my life to turn around."
"Pfft hahahaha."
It was another cold joke caught off guard, which made He Ling laugh out loud, and even the audience laughed.
All of a sudden it became hot.
"Okay, your singer dream is still far away, let us listen to the works brought to us by the next few singers first."
He Ling's rhythm is always just right, returning to the main topic.
Knowing that he was going to enter the program process, Zhou Di also smiled and did not speak.
"First of all, the first singer to appear on the stage. Speaking of which, everyone's impression of him was an intellectual male singer at the beginning. With his gentle smoky voice, countless fans were intoxicated."
"Yes, but recently the singer has started to change his style."
"What style?"
"He changed his name to Brother Anxiang."
"Isn't it your fault?"
"I think he likes it."
"Haha, well, let's invite today's first contestant singer, Sha Baoliang! Applause is welcome!"
After He Ling finished speaking, the lights immediately focused on the male singer who was slowly walking out from behind the stage.
The audience knew that they could start listening to the song after listening to the joke, and applause followed.
He Ling and Zhou Di also took the opportunity to retreat behind the scenes.
As soon as he stepped off the stage, He Ling smiled and said to Zhou Di.
"Feel better now."
"Indeed, I was nervous when I first came on stage, but it's much better now."
Zhou Di smiled.
He Ling nodded.
"It's all like this, gradually I will not be nervous, and I still have to go on stage."
"By the way, Mr. He, who is the director?"
Zhou Di turned his attention to the auditorium at this time.
On the stage just now, with so many lights shining on it, you can only see the faint heads below, but you can't see the specific appearance clearly.
I don't know which one is the director of Mango Station.
He Ling pointed to Zhou Di in the direction below.
"No, that's our director."
"Is it the one next to the bald man?"
"No."
"Which one is that?"
"It's bald."
"."
Zhou Di was dumbfounded, but He Ling laughed out loud.
"The next time you meet, you can't tell our director that he is bald."
"Then I say he is not bald."
"Hahahahaha."
While the two were chatting, Sha Baoliang on the stage also sang his competition repertoire.
He Ling took a deep breath and walked out.
The host partner of two people will come one by one.
Except that the two are together at the beginning and the end, the rest is one person at a time to announce and introduce.
In addition, there is a singing session in the night of the king of singers, so it is even more necessary for two people to cooperate.
After He Ling's introduction, it was the next singer.
By the time Zhou Di came on stage again, the second singer had already finished singing.
With the singer's exit, Zhou Di stepped onto the stage.
"Do you think the singing just now sounds good?"
"It sounds great!!"
The voices of the audience came from below.
Zhou Di smiled.
"I used to not understand what the sound of nature is, but after listening to the singers singing today, I seem to understand the meaning of this word."
"It means the voice from the sky in a trance. Thinking about it this way, everyone has such a voice in their lives."
"You were half asleep, and your mother called you downstairs to come down for dinner. No matter how soundly you slept, the sound would always wake you up like thunder."
Unsurprisingly, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Hahahahaha."
"Hahahahahaha."
The audience is laughing, and the barrage is also laughing.
"Made, die of laughter, the sound of nature can still explain it like this."
"Brother Di, can you stop being so funny!"
"I literally couldn't breathe from laughing."
"Hahahahahaha, is Zhou Di here to be the host or to tell jokes?"
"so funny."
(End of this chapter)
on the stage.
After the opening, He Ling also began to enter his own process.
He looked at Zhou Di from one side of his body.
"Hey, Zhou Di, I have a question for you. Among the singers on stage, do you have the most impressive singer?"
"There must be some that impressed me the most, and the one that impressed me the most was a singer from the third issue."
Zhou Di pretended to think.
"Oh? What's it called?"
"Nicknamed Mouth Strong King, real name is myself."
"Hahahahahaha."
"Hahahahaha."
The boastful attribute with a bit of shame made the whole show fall into laughter from the very beginning.
He Ling is a professional host, while Zhou Di is a bit like a random comedian.
But the two of them sang and harmonized surprisingly harmoniously.
He Ling smiled and raised the microphone again.
"I don't see that Zhou Di, you also have the dream of being a singer."
"Of course, it's just that I think there are many requirements to be a singer."
"for example?"
"Quadruple your budget."
Zhou Di said seriously.
He Ling suddenly showed a curious expression.
"Shouldn't hard work and talent play an important role in becoming a singer? Why do you have to quadruple your budget?"
Not only He Ling, but many people at the scene also showed puzzled expressions.
I know that being a singer requires a good voice, hard work and talent.
But this is the first time I heard that being a singer requires a budget.
What does this have to do with the budget?
Could it be that the budget is not enough to become a singer?
In the backstage lounge, hearing Zhou Di uttering such a theory on TV, Huang Qishan couldn't help but ask Du Haitao on the side.
"Do you need to quadruple your budget to be a singer? What's that saying?"
"No, I've never heard of that either."
Du Hai shook his head in confusion.
on the stage.
Zhou Di spoke amidst everyone's doubts.
"Mainly as a singer, you need to buy equipment and invite teachers to teach, which cost money."
"I know, isn't this one time? Why do you need four times? Is it possible to hire four teachers?"
"No, because at the beginning I only had double the budget, and then I played mahjong with my friends when I went home during the Chinese New Year. The cards were not lucky, so I bought a set of equipment for everyone and hired a teacher, so if I Just do a good job of four times the budget, and the dream of being a singer will not be shattered because of lack of money."
"."
The scene froze for a moment, followed by bursts of laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
"Hahahahaha."
"Ha ha ha ha."
No one thought that the quadruple budget mentioned by Zhou Di was actually due to losing money playing cards.
At this moment, the real-time synchronized barrage also has the same reaction at this moment.
"Hahahahaha, brother Di still has a familiar taste when he takes a bite."
"Zhou Di really made me laugh to death."
"Oh my god, this is not the same as me. I was reluctant to buy a piece of clothing, but ended up buying one for each of my poker friends during the Chinese New Year."
"Zhou Di's stalk, you will never think of it."
"For this joke, I have to give my Brother Di a thumbs up."
on site.
Sitting in the middle of the auditorium, the middle-aged man with an elderly face heard Zhou Di's words, and his original seriousness suddenly melted away, with a faint smile on his face.
He asked the person next to him softly, and the person beside him said with a smile.
"This man's name is Zhou Di, and he's an artist."
The middle-aged man nodded thoughtfully and didn't ask any more questions.
He Ling looked at Zhou Di dumbfounded.
"You are not a prerequisite for not being a singer, you are completely unlucky."
"I don't have much luck with cards, so I'm destined to be nervous when I become a singer."
"Don't lose heart, there are always miracles in life."
"I know, that's why I don't buy direct flights when I buy air tickets recently."
"why?"
"Because I want my life to turn around."
"Pfft hahahaha."
It was another cold joke caught off guard, which made He Ling laugh out loud, and even the audience laughed.
All of a sudden it became hot.
"Okay, your singer dream is still far away, let us listen to the works brought to us by the next few singers first."
He Ling's rhythm is always just right, returning to the main topic.
Knowing that he was going to enter the program process, Zhou Di also smiled and did not speak.
"First of all, the first singer to appear on the stage. Speaking of which, everyone's impression of him was an intellectual male singer at the beginning. With his gentle smoky voice, countless fans were intoxicated."
"Yes, but recently the singer has started to change his style."
"What style?"
"He changed his name to Brother Anxiang."
"Isn't it your fault?"
"I think he likes it."
"Haha, well, let's invite today's first contestant singer, Sha Baoliang! Applause is welcome!"
After He Ling finished speaking, the lights immediately focused on the male singer who was slowly walking out from behind the stage.
The audience knew that they could start listening to the song after listening to the joke, and applause followed.
He Ling and Zhou Di also took the opportunity to retreat behind the scenes.
As soon as he stepped off the stage, He Ling smiled and said to Zhou Di.
"Feel better now."
"Indeed, I was nervous when I first came on stage, but it's much better now."
Zhou Di smiled.
He Ling nodded.
"It's all like this, gradually I will not be nervous, and I still have to go on stage."
"By the way, Mr. He, who is the director?"
Zhou Di turned his attention to the auditorium at this time.
On the stage just now, with so many lights shining on it, you can only see the faint heads below, but you can't see the specific appearance clearly.
I don't know which one is the director of Mango Station.
He Ling pointed to Zhou Di in the direction below.
"No, that's our director."
"Is it the one next to the bald man?"
"No."
"Which one is that?"
"It's bald."
"."
Zhou Di was dumbfounded, but He Ling laughed out loud.
"The next time you meet, you can't tell our director that he is bald."
"Then I say he is not bald."
"Hahahahaha."
While the two were chatting, Sha Baoliang on the stage also sang his competition repertoire.
He Ling took a deep breath and walked out.
The host partner of two people will come one by one.
Except that the two are together at the beginning and the end, the rest is one person at a time to announce and introduce.
In addition, there is a singing session in the night of the king of singers, so it is even more necessary for two people to cooperate.
After He Ling's introduction, it was the next singer.
By the time Zhou Di came on stage again, the second singer had already finished singing.
With the singer's exit, Zhou Di stepped onto the stage.
"Do you think the singing just now sounds good?"
"It sounds great!!"
The voices of the audience came from below.
Zhou Di smiled.
"I used to not understand what the sound of nature is, but after listening to the singers singing today, I seem to understand the meaning of this word."
"It means the voice from the sky in a trance. Thinking about it this way, everyone has such a voice in their lives."
"You were half asleep, and your mother called you downstairs to come down for dinner. No matter how soundly you slept, the sound would always wake you up like thunder."
Unsurprisingly, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Hahahahaha."
"Hahahahahaha."
The audience is laughing, and the barrage is also laughing.
"Made, die of laughter, the sound of nature can still explain it like this."
"Brother Di, can you stop being so funny!"
"I literally couldn't breathe from laughing."
"Hahahahahaha, is Zhou Di here to be the host or to tell jokes?"
"so funny."
(End of this chapter)
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