I'm just telling the artist what's wrong!

Chapter 361 Why do they laugh so much?
For many people who are familiar with Zhou Di, the image Zhou Di gave them has always been unstable.

From the variety show comedians who debuted in the early days, to the martial arts in "Di Renjie: The God of the Dragon King" in the film field, and the "Wen Qing" in "The Future Will Be Indefinite".

Now seeing Zhou Di on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala sketch is another novel experience.

on the stage.

Seeing the wife of Hao Jian (played by Zhou Di) asked Hao Jian not to hang up the phone later, Hao Jian immediately put on a straight face.

Hao Jian's wife smiled.

"You don't have to worry too much. I just want to hear how you communicate with each other. Well, don't hang up the phone, go up."

"I dont go."

"If you don't go, I will go, if I go."

"enough!"

Before his wife finished speaking, Hao Jian severely interrupted her.

"If you have to do this, then I will"

"Then how about you?"

"Then I'll go up."

After speaking, Hao Jian walked towards the door of the female leader with a fruit basket and an unhung mobile phone.

Leaving behind the triumphant wife and the endless laughter off the stage.

In the special interactive area in Weibo, netizens' comments are also sent in real time.

"Why do I feel that Hao Jian played by Zhou Di is so cheap."

"Hahahaha I think it's quite funny."

"I like the role of Zhou Di."

At this time, the LED screen used as the background wall was removed, revealing a newly decorated room on the stage.

Hao Jian came to the door and knocked on it.

Then he said to the phone in a righteous manner.

"Hear it, what a normal knock on the door."

In the next second, a clip that couldn't be more gentle sounded, echoing throughout the stage.

"Leave the door for you."

The voice is melodious, weak and boneless.

Immediately, there was a sound of sighing from the stage.

Hao Jian's heart skipped a beat, but he pushed the door open and walked in.

"Boss, it's me, Hao Jian with a clear conscience."

When he said this, Hao Jian obviously said it into the phone.

At this time, the clip sound sounded again.

"What are you talking about? I can't hear you. I'm taking a shower. Come and say it."

The sighs of the crowd resounded again.

Hao Jian was a little flustered.

"Why do you have to take a shower at this time?"

"I'm out."

Just as he was talking, he saw Ma Dongmei walking out in a red dress, holding a pot of red dates in his hand.

Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw the dates in Ma Dongmei's hand.

I didn't expect it to be this "washing jujube".

Hao Jian also breathed a sigh of relief.

"It turns out that what you washed was this edible red date."

"Hao Jian, why are you here?"

Ma Dongmei was a little surprised to see Hao Jian, and removed all the clip sounds.

Putting down the jujube in her hand, Ma Dongmei said.

"Hao Jian, it's so late, why are you here?"

"Didn't you promote me to be the lobby manager? My wife asked me to send you a fruit basket."

Hao Jian smiled and put down the fruit basket as he spoke.

Ma Dongmei nodded, and then said with some embarrassment.

"Hao Jian, it's like this. My ex-husband will come later, and I will cause a misunderstanding if you are here."

"It's okay, I understand, I won't delay the two of you, I just want to ask you to say something loudly, there are 7 waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager?"

Hao Jian deliberately said to the phone.

Ma Dongmei was taken aback, and her tone became rough.

"Why, is the probability very low?"

"Hahahahaha."

The laughter from off the stage sounded again.

Unexpectedly, Ma Dongmei's promotion depends entirely on probability.

"I just fell in love with you."

When Ma Dongmei's voice changed, Hao Jian was startled.

"Leader, if you want to say that, then I will really delay you for a while."

Seeing Hao Jian sitting down on her sofa, Ma Dongmei became anxious immediately.

"Look why you are still sitting down. My ex-husband will come later. How inappropriate if we are caught."

"How can you still use arrest? Why don't I just eat you two dates?"

Hao Jian was very dissatisfied with Ma Dongmei's description.

"No, Hao Jian, you see it's so late, are we going to sleep at this point?"

Ma Dongmei hinted that Hao Jian should leave early. The audience off the stage understood this, and so did Hao Jian.

But at this moment, the wife who is on the phone doesn't understand.

Hao Jian stood up with a "crack".

"Leader, please speak clearly, when did you two sleep?"

"Hao Jian, let me just say it straight, I won't keep you tonight."

"You kept me that night! Boss, what did you say today? A big bang."

Hao Jian's voice was raised a few notches.

Ma Dongmei is also in a hurry, and Hao Jian is even more anxious.

Two anxious people, watching the people off the stage are very happy.

"Hahahahaha."

"Hahaha"

Ma Dongmei sighed.

"Hao Jian, if you really want to come, can you come again after my ex-husband is gone?"

"No, boss, if I leave, I won't be able to come back."

Hao Jian refused to leave.

Ma Dongmei was so anxious that there was a sudden knock on the door at this moment.

Ma Dongmei was startled and ordered Hao Jiandao.

"It's over! Hurry up and hide behind the curtains."

"I am not afraid of the oblique shadow of my body."

Hao Jian was unmoved.

Ma Dongmei was sweating profusely.

"The two of us separated because of a misunderstanding, you go in for me!"

After being yelled at by Ma Dongmei, Hao Jian hurriedly hid behind the curtains.

Ma Dongmei breathed a sigh of relief, quickly arranged her hairstyle and clothes, and then opened the door.

His expression became shy, and his tone became gentle.

At this moment, a middle-aged man in a suit walked in.

Look here, touch there, and finally look at Ma Dongmei.

"Has the furniture been replaced?"

"Yeah, why don't I use it? Didn't I let you move out when I got divorced?"

Ma Dongmei's words made many people laugh out of the stage.

Sometimes this kind of prominent joke is easy to cause contrast.

The ex-husband shook his head and smiled wryly.

"That year, it was too aggressive."

Speaking of which, the ex-husband came to the window and saw that the window was still closed, so he pulled the curtains and closed them.

But it doesn't matter if you pull it up, the key is that Hao Jian, who was hiding behind the curtain, leaked out.

The audience off the stage caught off guard and laughed when they saw Hao Jian's frightened expression.

Seeing this, Ma Dongmei ran over quickly, pulled the curtains back, and stood in front of the curtains, her tone was a little weak.

"What are you doing with the curtains? It's the middle of the night."

The ex-husband didn't notice Ma Dongmei's strangeness and said with a smile.

"You were still so shy back then, and I was shy too."

Speaking of her ex-husband seemed to be lost in memory, he reached out and took Ma Dongmei's hand, and walked forward.

"Back then, I held your hand like this, my heart was pounding."

But this pair fell into everyone's eyes. The ex-husband's hand reached into the curtain, and the other hand was pulling Hao Jian out.

At this moment, violent laughter burst out from under the stage.

Backstage.

Huang Bo looked at the performance on the screen, and from time to time scanned the expressions of the audience, making doubtful voices.

"Why is there only so much laughter in Zhou Di's performance?"

The sound was not loud, but the same question marks were heard in the ears of other actors in the lounge.

why?
This is especially true for the expressions of several actors who are also sketches.

Compared with Zhou Di's one, when they performed, the audience's laughter seemed extremely perfunctory.

on the stage.

Ma Dongmei was dumbfounded, she covered her mouth and dared not make a sound.

The ex-husband was still immersed in the memory, and continued.

"We were walking hand in hand on the road, and we ran into your mother head-on, which scared you."

As he said that, his ex-husband had led Hao Jian to the living room.

As he was talking, he stopped suddenly and looked at Ma Dongmei.

Everyone thought that the ex-husband found out that Ma Dongmei was still staying where she was going to stage to catch rape.

She never thought of her ex-husband but looked at Ma Dongmei and said.

"By the way, you had this expression back then!"

The ex-husband looked affectionate, Ma Dongmei looked frightened, and Hao Jian looked frightened.

The three formed very different reactions.

This time, the audience burst into laughter immediately.

The comedy effect is directly full.

(End of this chapter)