I'm just telling the artist what's wrong!
Chapter 60 The Solution to the Enemy
Chapter 60 The Solution to the Enemy
Kang Xi's three people wanted to interrupt several times, but Zhou Di blocked them back. Taking advantage of the three of them not recovering, Zhou Di continued to speak.
"Everyone knows that I have a very good relationship with my fans, mainly because I didn't have many fans before, and then our relationship is so good that I still have some of them on WeChat."
"Then they won't harass you?"
This time it was Yaoyao who spoke.
Zhou Di blurted out.
"I do think so."
"Hahahahaha."
"Hahaha."
The laughter on the scene gradually increased.
When the laughter had just subsided, Zhou Di continued.
"Then what's outrageous is that everyone is popular to pick up the plane, fans pick up the plane, holding signs and banners to welcome, it was originally a very famous thing, and then my fans also wanted to get this for me, After they asked about my itinerary, they sent me a WeChat message that I will never forget."
"What is it?"
Xue Qian's opening made Zhou Di seamlessly connect to the next sentence.
"They said that it was tiring to carry so many support signs by themselves. They first sent the light signs and banners to my home, and asked me to take them there. Then I went to the airport to distribute them to them."
"Have you ever seen supporting idols, asking idols to help you carry lights and banners?"
Having said that, Zhou Di showed a speechless expression.
To say when the funniest time is nothing more than other people's embarrassing stories and jokes.
Obviously, Zhou Di's matter is just ridiculous.
The laughter at the scene was louder than the previous few times.
Kang Xi's artists looked at each other, seeming to be ready to move again.
"Then forget it, I thought I'm not a big star anyway, and I don't need these things, so I told them not to bring them, it's easier for everyone, and then I came to the capital that day, and I got off the high-speed rail I didn't see any of them after that, and I was wondering where they were going."
"It would be embarrassing to find out that they all went to pick up other artists."
Hearing this male duck's voice, he knew it was Shen Yulin.
Britney immediately cooperated.
"It's not that this kind of thing hasn't happened before, in fact."
"Actually, it would be great if it was really like this! But the fact is not like this, it's even more bizarre than this!"
Zhou Di changed the topic again with one sentence.
Continue to speak as if no one else was there.
"They didn't pick up anyone else, but they were late, so they sent me a WeChat message: Brother Dige, we're late, wait a minute, you haven't seen fans picking up the plane, do you want idols to wait for fans?"
"Hahahahahaha."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
This time the laughter and the audience's reaction were obviously bigger than before, and the audience was so happy that they slapped the table.
It is obviously an outrageous thing, but under Zhou Di's narration and action imitation, it is full of laughter.
It feels fresh and funny, and I want people to stop.
After the laughter at the scene died down, Zhou Di's voice sounded just right again.
"Others may not have to wait, but I really waited there that day, because the program team assigned me an assistant and a makeup artist, and after those fans arrived, I still wanted to say something to the fans. If so, what kind of hard work."
"Then you said it?"
Liu Wei stuck in the rhythm and said.
Zhou Di shook his head.
"No."
"why?"
"Because they ran directly towards my makeup artist, still yelling excitedly: Brother Di! Waiting for a long time~"
Zhou Di imitated a running posture as he spoke.
At this moment, the laughter on the scene exploded as if a fuse had been ignited.
"Hahahahahaha."
"Ha ha ha ha"
The sound of slapping the table came one after another, and it rang for a long time.
Many artists and staff behind the camera covered their mouths and laughed wildly.
The laughter infected many people, and the corners of the mouths of several Kong Xi artists who were fighting against Lu at the same time also raised uncontrollably.
The whole scene is a sea of "hahaha".
Several artists on the partner side used the story that Zhou Di had finished telling, and immediately started a second creation, and began to spoof the image of this fan.
"Then the makeup artist with Zhou Di in his arms ran away."
"Makeup Artists Rediscover Sidelines."
"Hahahahaha."
Zhou Di also sat back in his seat at this time.
Hu Ming, who was behind the camera, nodded in satisfaction, turned his head and said to the assistant who had stopped laughing just now.
"See, this is called professionalism."
Zhou Di's story not only brought [-]% back to the partner star, but also gave other guests a chance to perform.
Even Wang Han's expression softened a lot.
On the contrary, Kang Xi's artists are not good-looking.
After all, they had been relying on interjection to grab the topic before, but Zhou Di frequently failed to grab the conversation.
The routines that work well for Xue Qian are totally useless for Zhou Di.
After Zhou Di finished speaking, according to the procedure, it should be Xue Qian's proposal.
Originally, Shen Yulin was the one to summarize the proposal at this stage, but due to Zhou Di's interruption, the summary was directly completed by the partner.
Xue Qian followed Zhou Di's words and started the second proposal.
His topic is related to the current popular topic, the theme is "Do you want to forgive your former enemies?"
This topic resonates a lot.
Halfway through Xue Qian's story, several artists on Kang Xi's side looked at each other and started the familiar routine again.
"So I've been debating whether to forgive or not."
"You don't need to forgive your former enemy, because if you forgive him, he may not remember you."
Before Xue Qian finished speaking, he was interrupted by Cao Xiping.
The expressions of the artists on Huo Xing's side changed slightly. They used this routine to interrupt their conversation just now.
At this time, Shen Yulin was about to speak, but Zhou Di took the lead.
"Brother Cao has a lot of enemies when he hears this, so many enemies that he can't remember."
"Hahahahaha."
"Hahaha."
One sentence from Zhou Di disrupted both Cao Xiping's pace and Shen Yulin's rhythm.
It also brightened the eyes of the artists on the partner side.
"Then we are different, we don't have so many enemies."
Liu Wei spoke immediately.
Qian Feng also took up the conversation.
"I think Xue Qian's insights should be useful to Brother Cao. Brother Cao can learn from it."
There was another burst of laughter.
The whole topic was like beating a drum, and after a while, it returned to Xue Qian's mouth.
After Xue Qian finished telling his story, Shen Yulin spoke again.
"Then Teacher Xue Qian's letting go is ultimately wronging himself and refreshing the enemy."
"Actually, I really have a recipe for enemies here."
Zhou Di's interruption caught everyone's attention.
"Aiming at the enemy? Are there any folk remedies?"
This time it was Shen Mengchen who spoke.
Zhou Di nodded, pondered for a while and said.
"First prepare 4.5g of tangerine peel, 30g of pinellia, 1g of licorice, and then boil three bowls of water into one bowl over high heat."
"Really? Can this be useful if you drink it?"
Xiao Tiantian said with a face of disbelief.
Not only Britney, but all the artists present had the same expressions.
After all, I've never heard of such a thing.
Zhou Di looked around.
"I didn't say it was for drinking."
"It's not for drinking, what is it for? Aren't you going to solve the enemy?"
Wang Han spoke.
Zhou Di said along the way.
"Yes, and then pour it on the other party while it's hot, our anger will come down, won't we?"
The scene was stunned for a second, and then there was a burst of laughter that could blow over the roof.
(End of this chapter)
Kang Xi's three people wanted to interrupt several times, but Zhou Di blocked them back. Taking advantage of the three of them not recovering, Zhou Di continued to speak.
"Everyone knows that I have a very good relationship with my fans, mainly because I didn't have many fans before, and then our relationship is so good that I still have some of them on WeChat."
"Then they won't harass you?"
This time it was Yaoyao who spoke.
Zhou Di blurted out.
"I do think so."
"Hahahahaha."
"Hahaha."
The laughter on the scene gradually increased.
When the laughter had just subsided, Zhou Di continued.
"Then what's outrageous is that everyone is popular to pick up the plane, fans pick up the plane, holding signs and banners to welcome, it was originally a very famous thing, and then my fans also wanted to get this for me, After they asked about my itinerary, they sent me a WeChat message that I will never forget."
"What is it?"
Xue Qian's opening made Zhou Di seamlessly connect to the next sentence.
"They said that it was tiring to carry so many support signs by themselves. They first sent the light signs and banners to my home, and asked me to take them there. Then I went to the airport to distribute them to them."
"Have you ever seen supporting idols, asking idols to help you carry lights and banners?"
Having said that, Zhou Di showed a speechless expression.
To say when the funniest time is nothing more than other people's embarrassing stories and jokes.
Obviously, Zhou Di's matter is just ridiculous.
The laughter at the scene was louder than the previous few times.
Kang Xi's artists looked at each other, seeming to be ready to move again.
"Then forget it, I thought I'm not a big star anyway, and I don't need these things, so I told them not to bring them, it's easier for everyone, and then I came to the capital that day, and I got off the high-speed rail I didn't see any of them after that, and I was wondering where they were going."
"It would be embarrassing to find out that they all went to pick up other artists."
Hearing this male duck's voice, he knew it was Shen Yulin.
Britney immediately cooperated.
"It's not that this kind of thing hasn't happened before, in fact."
"Actually, it would be great if it was really like this! But the fact is not like this, it's even more bizarre than this!"
Zhou Di changed the topic again with one sentence.
Continue to speak as if no one else was there.
"They didn't pick up anyone else, but they were late, so they sent me a WeChat message: Brother Dige, we're late, wait a minute, you haven't seen fans picking up the plane, do you want idols to wait for fans?"
"Hahahahahaha."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
This time the laughter and the audience's reaction were obviously bigger than before, and the audience was so happy that they slapped the table.
It is obviously an outrageous thing, but under Zhou Di's narration and action imitation, it is full of laughter.
It feels fresh and funny, and I want people to stop.
After the laughter at the scene died down, Zhou Di's voice sounded just right again.
"Others may not have to wait, but I really waited there that day, because the program team assigned me an assistant and a makeup artist, and after those fans arrived, I still wanted to say something to the fans. If so, what kind of hard work."
"Then you said it?"
Liu Wei stuck in the rhythm and said.
Zhou Di shook his head.
"No."
"why?"
"Because they ran directly towards my makeup artist, still yelling excitedly: Brother Di! Waiting for a long time~"
Zhou Di imitated a running posture as he spoke.
At this moment, the laughter on the scene exploded as if a fuse had been ignited.
"Hahahahahaha."
"Ha ha ha ha"
The sound of slapping the table came one after another, and it rang for a long time.
Many artists and staff behind the camera covered their mouths and laughed wildly.
The laughter infected many people, and the corners of the mouths of several Kong Xi artists who were fighting against Lu at the same time also raised uncontrollably.
The whole scene is a sea of "hahaha".
Several artists on the partner side used the story that Zhou Di had finished telling, and immediately started a second creation, and began to spoof the image of this fan.
"Then the makeup artist with Zhou Di in his arms ran away."
"Makeup Artists Rediscover Sidelines."
"Hahahahaha."
Zhou Di also sat back in his seat at this time.
Hu Ming, who was behind the camera, nodded in satisfaction, turned his head and said to the assistant who had stopped laughing just now.
"See, this is called professionalism."
Zhou Di's story not only brought [-]% back to the partner star, but also gave other guests a chance to perform.
Even Wang Han's expression softened a lot.
On the contrary, Kang Xi's artists are not good-looking.
After all, they had been relying on interjection to grab the topic before, but Zhou Di frequently failed to grab the conversation.
The routines that work well for Xue Qian are totally useless for Zhou Di.
After Zhou Di finished speaking, according to the procedure, it should be Xue Qian's proposal.
Originally, Shen Yulin was the one to summarize the proposal at this stage, but due to Zhou Di's interruption, the summary was directly completed by the partner.
Xue Qian followed Zhou Di's words and started the second proposal.
His topic is related to the current popular topic, the theme is "Do you want to forgive your former enemies?"
This topic resonates a lot.
Halfway through Xue Qian's story, several artists on Kang Xi's side looked at each other and started the familiar routine again.
"So I've been debating whether to forgive or not."
"You don't need to forgive your former enemy, because if you forgive him, he may not remember you."
Before Xue Qian finished speaking, he was interrupted by Cao Xiping.
The expressions of the artists on Huo Xing's side changed slightly. They used this routine to interrupt their conversation just now.
At this time, Shen Yulin was about to speak, but Zhou Di took the lead.
"Brother Cao has a lot of enemies when he hears this, so many enemies that he can't remember."
"Hahahahaha."
"Hahaha."
One sentence from Zhou Di disrupted both Cao Xiping's pace and Shen Yulin's rhythm.
It also brightened the eyes of the artists on the partner side.
"Then we are different, we don't have so many enemies."
Liu Wei spoke immediately.
Qian Feng also took up the conversation.
"I think Xue Qian's insights should be useful to Brother Cao. Brother Cao can learn from it."
There was another burst of laughter.
The whole topic was like beating a drum, and after a while, it returned to Xue Qian's mouth.
After Xue Qian finished telling his story, Shen Yulin spoke again.
"Then Teacher Xue Qian's letting go is ultimately wronging himself and refreshing the enemy."
"Actually, I really have a recipe for enemies here."
Zhou Di's interruption caught everyone's attention.
"Aiming at the enemy? Are there any folk remedies?"
This time it was Shen Mengchen who spoke.
Zhou Di nodded, pondered for a while and said.
"First prepare 4.5g of tangerine peel, 30g of pinellia, 1g of licorice, and then boil three bowls of water into one bowl over high heat."
"Really? Can this be useful if you drink it?"
Xiao Tiantian said with a face of disbelief.
Not only Britney, but all the artists present had the same expressions.
After all, I've never heard of such a thing.
Zhou Di looked around.
"I didn't say it was for drinking."
"It's not for drinking, what is it for? Aren't you going to solve the enemy?"
Wang Han spoke.
Zhou Di said along the way.
"Yes, and then pour it on the other party while it's hot, our anger will come down, won't we?"
The scene was stunned for a second, and then there was a burst of laughter that could blow over the roof.
(End of this chapter)
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