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Chapter 118 Is It Normal to Go to the Red Light District to Learn English?
Chapter 118 Is It Normal to Go to the Red Light District to Learn English?
Hearing the voice in his head, Jiang Han was completely numb.
"What kind of trouble is this? Fighting, spear skills, driving... I am a good citizen, how can I use these skills?"
"The gift package is unlocked, will the host accept it?"
"Reject! I refuse!" Jiang Han protested loudly: "I want to change a skill!"
"The refusal is invalid, and the gift package is being distributed."
Jiang Han's eyes turned dark when he heard this.
The brain was dizzy for a while, as if something had been forcibly stuffed in.
After a few minutes, the dizziness disappeared, and countless knowledge appeared in my mind.
All kinds of fighting skills, firearms knowledge, driving skills, etc.
With his current strength, if he goes to the army, he will definitely be at the level of a soldier king.
It's just that Jiang Han really couldn't think of the use of these skills.
As an ordinary person, I am afraid that I will never have access to real firearms in my life.
Fighting skills are also a bit tasteless, Jiang Han's habit has always been to reason, and he will not use his hands when he can speak.
In fact, when encountering a silly X who doesn't understand the reason, he will use the Dafa of "ah yes yes yes" to perfunctory.
As for racing-level driving skills, this is a bit useful. If you want to be an online car-hailing driver in the future, you can run faster.
Gan, now I'm laying down and earning millions of dollars every month, what a fucking online car-hailing business.
Jiang Han was feeling depressed when his cell phone rang suddenly.
I took a look, it was Mike calling.
When they met at the Spencer Villa last time, the two left each other's contact information.
"Brother Jiang, I'm Mike. I haven't rested yet. Do you want to come out for a stroll? Let me show you the nightlife in London?"
Now that the Kyushu tripod has been successfully completed, there are still several days before the Sotheby's auction, and Jiang Han has completely idled again.
Thinking that I have been in London for so long, I haven't had a good time yet, so I replied: "Well, it's still early anyway."
"Okay! Brother Jiang, just wait, I'll pick you up now."
After hanging up the phone, Brother Jiang tidied up a bit and came to the hotel entrance.
Not long after, a black Herald stopped on the side of the road. Mike rolled down the window and waved towards the hotel.
Jiang Han trotted over, got into the co-pilot, and glanced at Mike in surprise.
"Yes, Mike, so you are still a hidden rich man."
Mike grinned: "Brother Jiang was joking, compared to you, I'm a fart rich man.
Although this car is very expensive in Longguo, it only sells for more than 100 million in Daiying. "
Although Mike spoke very modestly, Jiang Han also understood that this car is not something that everyone can afford, even if he is playing English.
The two imitations painted by myself sold for millions at Spencer.
Although Mike was happy, he didn't show too much excitement. Obviously, it wasn't the first time he had done such a transaction.
It seems that this fan of himself is not an ordinary person, Jiang Han thought to himself.
"Brother Jiang, is there any place you want to go in particular?" Mike started the engine and turned his head to ask.
Jiang Han thought for a moment, and suddenly his heart moved.
"Boss, do you still remember what you told me last time, what is the red light district?"
Mike was taken aback for a moment, and then showed a smile that any man could understand: "Oh~, remember, where does Brother Jiang want to go? No problem!"
Looking at Mike's wretched smile, Jiang Han was a little embarrassed, and explained with a serious face: "Don't get me wrong, you also know that my English is not good, and I just want to learn from my sisters with English, and exchange ideas on how to learn well. English."
"Brother Jiang, you don't need to explain, I understand. And in our place, this kind of behavior is legal. Don't worry, you know what happened tonight, and no third person will know."
Mike said while winking.
"It's good that you understand." Jiang Han nodded in satisfaction.
"Hey hey" two obscene laughter sounded in the car.
"Brother Jiang, this is the largest red light district in London."
Mike stopped the car at a corner, pointed to the front and said.
The two got out of the car and walked slowly along the street.
Under the illumination of red neon lights on both sides, the whole street was shrouded in crimson.
Dim lights were turned on in the shop along the street, and a scantily clad girl stood at the door.
Jiang Han had only seen this kind of scene when he was surfing before, but seeing it with his own eyes now made him feel very interesting.
"Dragonman Street is next to this red light district, and it's just around the corner.
Every month, there will be a man from the Dragon Kingdom who is dragged out of the store here by his wife's ears, and keeps explaining that he accidentally went wrong. "
Speaking of this, Mike couldn't help laughing.
Jiang Han also smiled after hearing this.
When the two passed by a store, the staff standing at the door suddenly waved to Jiang Han and chattered a lot.
Seeing Jiang Han staring blankly at her, she froze for a moment, and then said in a blunt voice: "I will make you very comfortable. Come and try it cheaply?"
A series of black lines appeared on Jiang Han's forehead.
Mike on the side covered his mouth and explained: "Most of the Asians who come here are from the Dragon Kingdom, so they will also learn some simple Dragon Mandarin."
Jiang Han was a little speechless after hearing this, but he also understood that the reason for this is only because in Dunlun, the total number of dragons is relatively large.
"This girl looks good. She should have many years of experience in the industry. She must be very skilled. Brother Jiang, do you want to try it?" Mike urged from the side.
"You call this a girl?"
Jiang Han looked at him in disbelief, feeling that the other party either had a problem with his eyes or a problem with his aesthetics.
The foundation on this woman's face in front of her could be as thick as a fingernail, but it still couldn't cover the wrinkles all over her face.
Dark eye circles, shriveled skin, sunken cheeks, and two rows of yellow teeth that are not bumpy when he smiles, making people unable to arouse any sexual interest at all.
Jiang Han was very disappointed: "I'm not saying, isn't the entry barrier in your country too low for this kind of stuff?"
Can we be a little more professional, and stop coming out to scare people when we grow up like this?
Mike was flirting with the girl, and replied, "No, I think she's pretty."
Ah this
Jiang Han didn't know what to say for a moment.
He strongly suspects that when Mike visits that kind of website, he must enter the mature women's section.
"Forget it, if you like it, you can keep it by yourself."
Said Jiang Han took another step.
"Since Brother Jiang, you are not satisfied, then I will go shopping with you again."
Mike reluctantly said goodbye to the girl, and then chased after Jiang Han.
The girl behind seemed unwilling to let the business run away like this, and shouted behind them: "Handsome guy. I know it very well. It's really cool!"
The speed under Jiang Han's feet suddenly became faster.
After shopping around for a while, Jiang Han finally saw one that was in good condition.
With a plump and tall figure, exquisite and three-dimensional features, and big golden waves, she is a typical western beauty.
Jiang Han's voice is not very good, so he asked Mike to come forward and talk to the other party.
After a while, Mike turned his head and gave him an ok gesture.
When Jiang Han saw him, he was suddenly overjoyed.
However, he turned to look at the storefront behind the girl, and his brows could not help but frown.
The store looked a little crude, and more importantly, Jiang Han always felt that it was not clean.
"Ask her if she would like to come with us to a nearby hotel." Jiang Han said to Mike.
Mike communicated with the other party, and nodded to Jiang Han after a while.
"Okay, let's go then."
Immediately afterwards, Mike also chose a girl, who had no special characteristics except for her age.
Jiang Han couldn't help wondering if this guy had a little Oedipus complex.
After greeting the bustard, the four returned to the car.
"Where is the best hotel nearby?" Jiang Han asked Mike who was wearing his seat belt.
Mike took out his mobile phone and checked, "Longteng Hotel is only 200 meters away from us. It is opened by a person from the Dragon Kingdom, and most of the customers are from the Dragon Kingdom."
"That's right, let's go to this one."
Although he looked calm on the surface, Jiang Han was still a little nervous inside.
Don't ask, it's the first time.
Most of the customers of this hotel are from Longguo, so at least his face will not attract too much attention.
The roar of the engine sounded, and Mike stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and the black victory turned into a real black panther, running wildly in the dark night.
"skr—"
After a piercing sound of sudden braking, the black car left two black car marks and stopped at the entrance of Longteng Hotel.
Jiang Han patted Mike on the shoulder and praised: "I didn't expect your driving skills to be pretty good."
To be honest, his hands were a little itchy, he had just obtained top-level racing driving skills from the system, and he really wanted to try it out to see what the effect would be.
Mike showed a proud face: "That must be done! Brother Jiang, let me tell you, if it weren't for my bad luck, I would be a professional racing driver now."
Handing the key to the hotel attendant who came up, the two walked towards the gate with the two girls.
gone today~
(End of this chapter)
Hearing the voice in his head, Jiang Han was completely numb.
"What kind of trouble is this? Fighting, spear skills, driving... I am a good citizen, how can I use these skills?"
"The gift package is unlocked, will the host accept it?"
"Reject! I refuse!" Jiang Han protested loudly: "I want to change a skill!"
"The refusal is invalid, and the gift package is being distributed."
Jiang Han's eyes turned dark when he heard this.
The brain was dizzy for a while, as if something had been forcibly stuffed in.
After a few minutes, the dizziness disappeared, and countless knowledge appeared in my mind.
All kinds of fighting skills, firearms knowledge, driving skills, etc.
With his current strength, if he goes to the army, he will definitely be at the level of a soldier king.
It's just that Jiang Han really couldn't think of the use of these skills.
As an ordinary person, I am afraid that I will never have access to real firearms in my life.
Fighting skills are also a bit tasteless, Jiang Han's habit has always been to reason, and he will not use his hands when he can speak.
In fact, when encountering a silly X who doesn't understand the reason, he will use the Dafa of "ah yes yes yes" to perfunctory.
As for racing-level driving skills, this is a bit useful. If you want to be an online car-hailing driver in the future, you can run faster.
Gan, now I'm laying down and earning millions of dollars every month, what a fucking online car-hailing business.
Jiang Han was feeling depressed when his cell phone rang suddenly.
I took a look, it was Mike calling.
When they met at the Spencer Villa last time, the two left each other's contact information.
"Brother Jiang, I'm Mike. I haven't rested yet. Do you want to come out for a stroll? Let me show you the nightlife in London?"
Now that the Kyushu tripod has been successfully completed, there are still several days before the Sotheby's auction, and Jiang Han has completely idled again.
Thinking that I have been in London for so long, I haven't had a good time yet, so I replied: "Well, it's still early anyway."
"Okay! Brother Jiang, just wait, I'll pick you up now."
After hanging up the phone, Brother Jiang tidied up a bit and came to the hotel entrance.
Not long after, a black Herald stopped on the side of the road. Mike rolled down the window and waved towards the hotel.
Jiang Han trotted over, got into the co-pilot, and glanced at Mike in surprise.
"Yes, Mike, so you are still a hidden rich man."
Mike grinned: "Brother Jiang was joking, compared to you, I'm a fart rich man.
Although this car is very expensive in Longguo, it only sells for more than 100 million in Daiying. "
Although Mike spoke very modestly, Jiang Han also understood that this car is not something that everyone can afford, even if he is playing English.
The two imitations painted by myself sold for millions at Spencer.
Although Mike was happy, he didn't show too much excitement. Obviously, it wasn't the first time he had done such a transaction.
It seems that this fan of himself is not an ordinary person, Jiang Han thought to himself.
"Brother Jiang, is there any place you want to go in particular?" Mike started the engine and turned his head to ask.
Jiang Han thought for a moment, and suddenly his heart moved.
"Boss, do you still remember what you told me last time, what is the red light district?"
Mike was taken aback for a moment, and then showed a smile that any man could understand: "Oh~, remember, where does Brother Jiang want to go? No problem!"
Looking at Mike's wretched smile, Jiang Han was a little embarrassed, and explained with a serious face: "Don't get me wrong, you also know that my English is not good, and I just want to learn from my sisters with English, and exchange ideas on how to learn well. English."
"Brother Jiang, you don't need to explain, I understand. And in our place, this kind of behavior is legal. Don't worry, you know what happened tonight, and no third person will know."
Mike said while winking.
"It's good that you understand." Jiang Han nodded in satisfaction.
"Hey hey" two obscene laughter sounded in the car.
"Brother Jiang, this is the largest red light district in London."
Mike stopped the car at a corner, pointed to the front and said.
The two got out of the car and walked slowly along the street.
Under the illumination of red neon lights on both sides, the whole street was shrouded in crimson.
Dim lights were turned on in the shop along the street, and a scantily clad girl stood at the door.
Jiang Han had only seen this kind of scene when he was surfing before, but seeing it with his own eyes now made him feel very interesting.
"Dragonman Street is next to this red light district, and it's just around the corner.
Every month, there will be a man from the Dragon Kingdom who is dragged out of the store here by his wife's ears, and keeps explaining that he accidentally went wrong. "
Speaking of this, Mike couldn't help laughing.
Jiang Han also smiled after hearing this.
When the two passed by a store, the staff standing at the door suddenly waved to Jiang Han and chattered a lot.
Seeing Jiang Han staring blankly at her, she froze for a moment, and then said in a blunt voice: "I will make you very comfortable. Come and try it cheaply?"
A series of black lines appeared on Jiang Han's forehead.
Mike on the side covered his mouth and explained: "Most of the Asians who come here are from the Dragon Kingdom, so they will also learn some simple Dragon Mandarin."
Jiang Han was a little speechless after hearing this, but he also understood that the reason for this is only because in Dunlun, the total number of dragons is relatively large.
"This girl looks good. She should have many years of experience in the industry. She must be very skilled. Brother Jiang, do you want to try it?" Mike urged from the side.
"You call this a girl?"
Jiang Han looked at him in disbelief, feeling that the other party either had a problem with his eyes or a problem with his aesthetics.
The foundation on this woman's face in front of her could be as thick as a fingernail, but it still couldn't cover the wrinkles all over her face.
Dark eye circles, shriveled skin, sunken cheeks, and two rows of yellow teeth that are not bumpy when he smiles, making people unable to arouse any sexual interest at all.
Jiang Han was very disappointed: "I'm not saying, isn't the entry barrier in your country too low for this kind of stuff?"
Can we be a little more professional, and stop coming out to scare people when we grow up like this?
Mike was flirting with the girl, and replied, "No, I think she's pretty."
Ah this
Jiang Han didn't know what to say for a moment.
He strongly suspects that when Mike visits that kind of website, he must enter the mature women's section.
"Forget it, if you like it, you can keep it by yourself."
Said Jiang Han took another step.
"Since Brother Jiang, you are not satisfied, then I will go shopping with you again."
Mike reluctantly said goodbye to the girl, and then chased after Jiang Han.
The girl behind seemed unwilling to let the business run away like this, and shouted behind them: "Handsome guy. I know it very well. It's really cool!"
The speed under Jiang Han's feet suddenly became faster.
After shopping around for a while, Jiang Han finally saw one that was in good condition.
With a plump and tall figure, exquisite and three-dimensional features, and big golden waves, she is a typical western beauty.
Jiang Han's voice is not very good, so he asked Mike to come forward and talk to the other party.
After a while, Mike turned his head and gave him an ok gesture.
When Jiang Han saw him, he was suddenly overjoyed.
However, he turned to look at the storefront behind the girl, and his brows could not help but frown.
The store looked a little crude, and more importantly, Jiang Han always felt that it was not clean.
"Ask her if she would like to come with us to a nearby hotel." Jiang Han said to Mike.
Mike communicated with the other party, and nodded to Jiang Han after a while.
"Okay, let's go then."
Immediately afterwards, Mike also chose a girl, who had no special characteristics except for her age.
Jiang Han couldn't help wondering if this guy had a little Oedipus complex.
After greeting the bustard, the four returned to the car.
"Where is the best hotel nearby?" Jiang Han asked Mike who was wearing his seat belt.
Mike took out his mobile phone and checked, "Longteng Hotel is only 200 meters away from us. It is opened by a person from the Dragon Kingdom, and most of the customers are from the Dragon Kingdom."
"That's right, let's go to this one."
Although he looked calm on the surface, Jiang Han was still a little nervous inside.
Don't ask, it's the first time.
Most of the customers of this hotel are from Longguo, so at least his face will not attract too much attention.
The roar of the engine sounded, and Mike stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and the black victory turned into a real black panther, running wildly in the dark night.
"skr—"
After a piercing sound of sudden braking, the black car left two black car marks and stopped at the entrance of Longteng Hotel.
Jiang Han patted Mike on the shoulder and praised: "I didn't expect your driving skills to be pretty good."
To be honest, his hands were a little itchy, he had just obtained top-level racing driving skills from the system, and he really wanted to try it out to see what the effect would be.
Mike showed a proud face: "That must be done! Brother Jiang, let me tell you, if it weren't for my bad luck, I would be a professional racing driver now."
Handing the key to the hotel attendant who came up, the two walked towards the gate with the two girls.
gone today~
(End of this chapter)
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