Entertainment: Let you go on stage and sell miserably, but didn't make you laugh
Chapter 147 Damn it!This is a real master!
Chapter 147 Damn it!This is a real master!
Chu Yunxuan was directly kicked out by the boss angrily.
Even the boss was so angry that he went looking for a knife, trying to chase him out and kill Chu Yunxuan.
And this live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
Barrage:
"Pfft, God Xuan! It has to be God Xuan! The effect of this show is invincible, I'm dying of laughter."
"Hahaha, you really made me laugh so badly, why don't you just leave this card as a bug?"
"Don't stop! Keep working! Continue to work for me! Niubi! I just want this one!"
"The black-hearted boss has Xuanshen to take care of him! Hahaha."
"It is estimated that the boss will wake up with anger when he falls asleep at night."
"..."
"Just kidding, as for looking for a knife?"
Chu Yunxuan grumbled.
Then he took a sip of his drink and saw the boss chasing him out.
"Camera brother, run!"
Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan rode a small electric donkey and left the convenience store directly.
The effect of Chu Yunxuan's program is temporarily finished.
Now it is riding a small electric donkey to find a place to set up a street stall.
Maybe the program team also wanted to show other people's screen, and didn't want to expose Chu Yunxuan's location, so they cut the screen of the live broadcast room to other people's side.
It took about half an hour before Chu Yunxuan found a more suitable place to set up a street stall, and it was not easy to be found by the residents of Binhai City.
This is a road that can only be reached by crossing a small alley from the road.
This road is quite wide and belongs to a road in an old residential area.
There are many street stalls on both sides and at the end of this road.
Selling socks, belts, ice cream, underwear and so on.
There are even fortune-telling stalls set up here.
"Just here."
Chu Yunxuan pulled the little eDonkey aside.
At the same time.
The camera also took advantage of the opportunity to come to Chu Yunxuan.
"Wow! Here it comes! Xuanshen is ready to set up a stall."
"What is this place? It seems to be the road outside an old residential area?"
"Xuan Shen has experience this time. He directly chose such a place where it is impossible to reveal his position. Now it is difficult for fans to find out his position and find him."
"The next thing is to watch Xuanshen's performance. He wants to make a lot of money. Let's take Sister Miao on a happy date tomorrow. Let's see if Xuanshen can do anything else."
"I'll go! There are also fortune tellers, hahaha! Xuanshen, a master of emotion puzzlement, feels quite awkward in this place."
"..."
Chu Yunxuan then moved down the small bench on the small eDonkey, took down his [Emotional Master Online Confusion] sign, and prepared to start setting up a stall.
Just at this time.
On the way, a man in his twenties walked over while talking on the phone, and happened to walk up to Chu Yunxuan and talk on the phone.
"I don't care, brother-in-law, I've been staring at this job for a long time, you must get it for me today, and you must give me a promise, otherwise, I will tell my sister."
"Hey, have you arrived? Thank you brother-in-law, then you can help me to ask, I will wait for your good news."
Then he hung up.
Because he was relatively close to Chu Yunxuan, the sound of his phone call was also transmitted to the live broadcast room.
"It's too old, and I still have to rely on my brother-in-law to find a job."
"That's right, his brother-in-law won't settle it for him, but he still has to tell his sister, my god, help the devil."
"What job have you been staring at for so long? I guess it's not a bad job, isn't it a permanent job? Well, to be honest...it's quite exciting."
"..."
Chu Yunxuan looked at him with a smile, and then asked: "Brother, do you have any emotional problems that you need to answer? Professional, 20 yuan, affordable."
He glanced at Chu Yunxuan after makeup.
Then he shook his head: "There is no need for this."
Then he glanced at the old man squatting on the ground next to Chu Yunxuan, beside him was written the words [fortune-telling, no money] written on the cardboard.
Then, he also squatted down.
"Master, is fortune telling accurate?" the man asked.
The old man pointed to his own cardboard and said, "I've written it, no need for money."
Chu Yunxuan glanced at it.
Fortune teller?
To be honest, this kind of street stall fortune-telling is deceptive.
But it has nothing to do with him.
Everyone is here to set up street stalls, there is no need to mess with others.
The man nodded: "Okay, then you can do the math for me."
"20 yuan."
Then the man handed the fortune teller 20 yuan.
The old fortune-teller accepted it with satisfaction.
"Let me do the math."
After finishing speaking, the old fortune-teller raised his hand and pinched his fingers in a dignified manner.
"Is it a work problem?"
The fortune teller looked at the man and asked.
"Fuck! The master is really accurate."
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
Barrage:
"This buddy is out of his mind? You just called here and said that you are worried about your job. The old fortune teller heard it."
"Xuan Shen, why don't you expose it? Although 20 yuan is not much, this kind of fortune-telling charlatan is quite annoying."
"Xuan Shen is not easy to expose, everyone is setting up street stalls."
"..."
Then the man said excitedly: "It's like this. Recently, I fell in love with a job. I want Master to help me find out. Can I get this job?"
"Give me your hand."
Then the man passed his hand over.
The fortune teller then looked at his palm.
After a few seconds...
The fortune teller raised his head, and he looked at the man with vigilance, fear, and even a little bit of fear.
"Master, how is it? Can I get this job?"
The man asked quickly.
And that master, carrying his bag hastily, ran away without saying a word.
He didn't even have time to take away his [fortune-telling, no money] paper shell.
It seems that I am afraid of this man.
Chu Yunxuan was stunned for a moment.
What's the matter?
Why did you run away suddenly?
And the man shouted: "Master, why are you running? Tell me, can I get this job?"
Just after shouting, his call came.
"Hello, brother-in-law."
"Damn it! It's done? The job was negotiated for me? Thank you brother-in-law! Brother-in-law is awesome! Thank you brother-in-law! Treat you to dinner another day!"
Then the man hung up the phone excitedly.
"I made it! I made it, I got a job, hahaha!"
He shouted excitedly.
"I'm an urban management officer!! Hahaha!"
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
audience:"……"
At this moment, all the people around who set up street stalls looked at him fearfully.
The man pointed at those people: "I'm an urban management officer, so hurry up and confiscate it! Otherwise, I'll confiscate them all! Go away!"
Then he looked at Chu Yunxuan.
Chu Yunxuan hurriedly put away the paper shell, and rode away on a small electric donkey.
Barrage:
"????"
"Fuck! Master! A true master! That one just now was a true master."
"I'm stupid! I'm still wondering why the master ran away after seeing his palmistry, because he figured out that his job is urban management?"
"Where is this? What a master! I really want to find him to figure it out."
"Hahaha! God Xuan is miserable today! Hahaha."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
Chu Yunxuan was directly kicked out by the boss angrily.
Even the boss was so angry that he went looking for a knife, trying to chase him out and kill Chu Yunxuan.
And this live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
Barrage:
"Pfft, God Xuan! It has to be God Xuan! The effect of this show is invincible, I'm dying of laughter."
"Hahaha, you really made me laugh so badly, why don't you just leave this card as a bug?"
"Don't stop! Keep working! Continue to work for me! Niubi! I just want this one!"
"The black-hearted boss has Xuanshen to take care of him! Hahaha."
"It is estimated that the boss will wake up with anger when he falls asleep at night."
"..."
"Just kidding, as for looking for a knife?"
Chu Yunxuan grumbled.
Then he took a sip of his drink and saw the boss chasing him out.
"Camera brother, run!"
Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan rode a small electric donkey and left the convenience store directly.
The effect of Chu Yunxuan's program is temporarily finished.
Now it is riding a small electric donkey to find a place to set up a street stall.
Maybe the program team also wanted to show other people's screen, and didn't want to expose Chu Yunxuan's location, so they cut the screen of the live broadcast room to other people's side.
It took about half an hour before Chu Yunxuan found a more suitable place to set up a street stall, and it was not easy to be found by the residents of Binhai City.
This is a road that can only be reached by crossing a small alley from the road.
This road is quite wide and belongs to a road in an old residential area.
There are many street stalls on both sides and at the end of this road.
Selling socks, belts, ice cream, underwear and so on.
There are even fortune-telling stalls set up here.
"Just here."
Chu Yunxuan pulled the little eDonkey aside.
At the same time.
The camera also took advantage of the opportunity to come to Chu Yunxuan.
"Wow! Here it comes! Xuanshen is ready to set up a stall."
"What is this place? It seems to be the road outside an old residential area?"
"Xuan Shen has experience this time. He directly chose such a place where it is impossible to reveal his position. Now it is difficult for fans to find out his position and find him."
"The next thing is to watch Xuanshen's performance. He wants to make a lot of money. Let's take Sister Miao on a happy date tomorrow. Let's see if Xuanshen can do anything else."
"I'll go! There are also fortune tellers, hahaha! Xuanshen, a master of emotion puzzlement, feels quite awkward in this place."
"..."
Chu Yunxuan then moved down the small bench on the small eDonkey, took down his [Emotional Master Online Confusion] sign, and prepared to start setting up a stall.
Just at this time.
On the way, a man in his twenties walked over while talking on the phone, and happened to walk up to Chu Yunxuan and talk on the phone.
"I don't care, brother-in-law, I've been staring at this job for a long time, you must get it for me today, and you must give me a promise, otherwise, I will tell my sister."
"Hey, have you arrived? Thank you brother-in-law, then you can help me to ask, I will wait for your good news."
Then he hung up.
Because he was relatively close to Chu Yunxuan, the sound of his phone call was also transmitted to the live broadcast room.
"It's too old, and I still have to rely on my brother-in-law to find a job."
"That's right, his brother-in-law won't settle it for him, but he still has to tell his sister, my god, help the devil."
"What job have you been staring at for so long? I guess it's not a bad job, isn't it a permanent job? Well, to be honest...it's quite exciting."
"..."
Chu Yunxuan looked at him with a smile, and then asked: "Brother, do you have any emotional problems that you need to answer? Professional, 20 yuan, affordable."
He glanced at Chu Yunxuan after makeup.
Then he shook his head: "There is no need for this."
Then he glanced at the old man squatting on the ground next to Chu Yunxuan, beside him was written the words [fortune-telling, no money] written on the cardboard.
Then, he also squatted down.
"Master, is fortune telling accurate?" the man asked.
The old man pointed to his own cardboard and said, "I've written it, no need for money."
Chu Yunxuan glanced at it.
Fortune teller?
To be honest, this kind of street stall fortune-telling is deceptive.
But it has nothing to do with him.
Everyone is here to set up street stalls, there is no need to mess with others.
The man nodded: "Okay, then you can do the math for me."
"20 yuan."
Then the man handed the fortune teller 20 yuan.
The old fortune-teller accepted it with satisfaction.
"Let me do the math."
After finishing speaking, the old fortune-teller raised his hand and pinched his fingers in a dignified manner.
"Is it a work problem?"
The fortune teller looked at the man and asked.
"Fuck! The master is really accurate."
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
Barrage:
"This buddy is out of his mind? You just called here and said that you are worried about your job. The old fortune teller heard it."
"Xuan Shen, why don't you expose it? Although 20 yuan is not much, this kind of fortune-telling charlatan is quite annoying."
"Xuan Shen is not easy to expose, everyone is setting up street stalls."
"..."
Then the man said excitedly: "It's like this. Recently, I fell in love with a job. I want Master to help me find out. Can I get this job?"
"Give me your hand."
Then the man passed his hand over.
The fortune teller then looked at his palm.
After a few seconds...
The fortune teller raised his head, and he looked at the man with vigilance, fear, and even a little bit of fear.
"Master, how is it? Can I get this job?"
The man asked quickly.
And that master, carrying his bag hastily, ran away without saying a word.
He didn't even have time to take away his [fortune-telling, no money] paper shell.
It seems that I am afraid of this man.
Chu Yunxuan was stunned for a moment.
What's the matter?
Why did you run away suddenly?
And the man shouted: "Master, why are you running? Tell me, can I get this job?"
Just after shouting, his call came.
"Hello, brother-in-law."
"Damn it! It's done? The job was negotiated for me? Thank you brother-in-law! Brother-in-law is awesome! Thank you brother-in-law! Treat you to dinner another day!"
Then the man hung up the phone excitedly.
"I made it! I made it, I got a job, hahaha!"
He shouted excitedly.
"I'm an urban management officer!! Hahaha!"
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
audience:"……"
At this moment, all the people around who set up street stalls looked at him fearfully.
The man pointed at those people: "I'm an urban management officer, so hurry up and confiscate it! Otherwise, I'll confiscate them all! Go away!"
Then he looked at Chu Yunxuan.
Chu Yunxuan hurriedly put away the paper shell, and rode away on a small electric donkey.
Barrage:
"????"
"Fuck! Master! A true master! That one just now was a true master."
"I'm stupid! I'm still wondering why the master ran away after seeing his palmistry, because he figured out that his job is urban management?"
"Where is this? What a master! I really want to find him to figure it out."
"Hahaha! God Xuan is miserable today! Hahaha."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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