Entertainment: Let you go on stage and sell miserably, but didn't make you laugh
Chapter 22 God Xuan, You Are My God!
Chapter 22 God Xuan, You Are My God!
Why are these two women here?
Chu Yunxuan was convinced!
"Cough, oh, no... I didn't bring the notebook, did I, so where should I sign it?"
Chu Yunxuan asked with a dry cough.
This woman is amazing!
Chu Yunxuan was really afraid that she would kiss him forcefully in front of so many people.
Really, this woman can do such a thing.
Don't look at her as a super beautiful woman, but she can really do it!
Qin Yueran bit her lip, showing a timid expression.
"Brother Yunxuan, just sign on his shoulder strap."
Chu Yunxuan; "..."
"Hahaha--"
Seeing this scene, the fans around couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Hahaha! God Xuan has been molested, hahaha!"
"Hahahaha grass! Beep! Sister, beep!"
"Mist Grass! I didn't pay attention at first, she is so beautiful! Does Xuanshen have such a high-quality fan sister? It feels like a star."
"More than that, behind this beautiful sister is also a beautiful sister, be good."
"Hahaha, let's see what our bodybuilder can do in such a situation!"
"..."
Qin Yueran blinked her beautiful eyes at Chu Yunxuan.
Chu Yunxuan smiled inwardly.
mock up.
He dared to tease himself.
You think my young master, I don't dare to be in front of so many people, do you?
"Okay, take it off." Chu Yunxuan said with a slight smile at Qin Yueran.
Everyone: "..."
"Hahaha! It has to be God Xuan!"
"Mist Grass! I thought Xuanshen would be like other stars, taking care of this scruple, this bastard just let people take off Nene?"
"Hahaha! You fucking let people pull out the shoulder straps of their underwear. You can sign it for me. You fucking let them take it off, hahaha!"
"..."
It seems that Qin Yueran did not expect Chu Yunxuan to say that.
Molested him a lot since childhood.
Chu Yunxuan is a very shy little boy.
So, she really didn't expect it.
Terrible.
"Not so good, so many people."
Qin Yueran blinked at Chu Yunxuan.
"Then you pull out the shoulder strap."
"Hmm, okay."
Then Qin Yueran pulled out the shoulder strap, and Chu Yunxuan signed her name on it.
"Okay, if you still have this kind of request in the future, please tell me more. Except for the shoulder strap, I can sign for many other places."
Chu Yunxuan said with a smile.
"Ha ha ha grass!"
"Old color critic!! God Xuan, please pay attention to your image!"
"You were named and praised by Mother Yang, so be careful!"
"Hahahaha! This is why I like Xuanshen, hahaha!"
"..."
Qin Yueran was very calm, and said: "Okay, but, as your number one fan, Little Tutu, I still have a question to ask you."
Everyone: "..."
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
"Damn it! This sister is that little Tutu? The old driver who is active in the music review area and Weibo?"
"Hahaha, I still remember her classic comment [I really hope Xuanshen is my housekeeper, so that he can check my arrival and actual arrival], hahaha fuck!"
"Sure enough, the old drivers are all beauties! Sure enough!"
"..."
The corner of Chu Yunxuan's mouth twitched.
I rely on!
The little bunny in love turned out to be her!
"go ahead."
Qin Yueran then asked: "Actually, the question is very simple. Brother Yunxuan, you are so handsome, do you have abdominal muscles?"
"Wow!!"
Next to it, a group of girls screamed.
"Hahaha! Pretty sister is still molesting Xuanshen!"
"Hahaha! God Xuan, let me miss one! Stop molesting her!"
"Show me! Show me!"
"..."
The people around laughed and joked.
"Of course there are, but there are too many people in this place, it's not good for Lu to show you."
Qin Yueran said with a smile: "Oh, I'm not willing to let others see it. I just like to see the abdominal muscles of boys. Brother Yunxuan, what do you like to see about girls? They can show you."
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone around laughed again.
"I like this old driver sister, hahaha!"
Chu Yunxuan smiled slightly, and said, "I...my eyes are a little higher."
"what?"
Qin Yueran was stunned for a moment.
"I'm done answering." Chu Yunxuan looked at her with a smile.
"What do you mean?"
She blinked her eyes curiously.
Suddenly, Qin Yueran realized something.
"Oh, you hate it."
She blushed.
That's right!
She is really red!
She was really molested by Chu Yunxuan.
Then she hurried aside.
Everyone showed a surprised expression.
"What do you mean? Why is the beautiful sister so shy? What is the meaning of Xuanshen's words?"
"Hahaha Mist Grass! Hahahaha!! Xuan God is awesome! Mist Grass! Hahaha!"
"Dude, what do you mean? Why didn't I understand?"
"Beautiful sister said that she likes to look at the abdominal muscles, and asked Xuanshen where she likes to look at girls. Xuanshen said that his eyes are a little higher. Let me ask you, where is the position of the abdominal muscles, and where is the higher eyesight?"
"Hahaha fuck! That's what I mean by being emotional! I didn't even realize it!"
"I thought what it meant to have a high eye. It turns out that the position of the gaze is higher, and the position of the abdominal muscles is higher, that is... xiong, hahahaha!"
"Damn!! Xuan God is amazing! I thought he was going to be molested by the beautiful sister, and he just said a word! Awesome!"
"It still has to be you!"
"..."
There was a roar of laughter all around.
Then Chu Anya walked up to Chu Yunxuan.
"I also have a question to ask brother Yunxuan."
Chu Yunxuan looked at the number one villain, Chu Anya, and smiled in his heart!
Come!
Who is afraid of who!
"Ask." Chu Yunxuan smiled.
"It's not really a problem, it's just that I want to find a boyfriend. I hope brother Yunxuan can give me some advice. What kind of boyfriend should I find?"
Chu Anya blinked and looked at Chu Yunxuan and asked.
The people around shouted:
"Sister, pretty sister, look at me! Look at me!"
"A sister like me! I'm suitable to be a boyfriend!"
"Beautiful sister, look at me!"
"..."
But Chu Yunxuan thought for a while, and said, "Do you look at your face?"
"I... I don't really think so." Chu Anya said.
Chu Yunxuan nodded: "Then I have a good suggestion. If you don't look at the face, it doesn't matter if your boyfriend is ugly. You must find the positive one, not the sloppy one."
Chu Anya:? ? ?
"oops."
Her pretty face flushed suddenly, and she ran away quickly.
"What's the matter? Why is this beautiful sister shy? Does Xuanshen mean anything else?"
"Pfft——hahahaha!!"
"Mist Grass! God Xuan! You are my God! Hahaha! I laughed so hard! It has to be you, my master!"
"I actually understood in seconds, am I hopeless."
"What do you mean, brothers? What do you mean?"
"It's a pun. If you want to find a positive boyfriend, you can't find a jerk. Don't you understand?"
"Mist Grass! Hahaha! Xuanshen is an old pervert, hahaha!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
Why are these two women here?
Chu Yunxuan was convinced!
"Cough, oh, no... I didn't bring the notebook, did I, so where should I sign it?"
Chu Yunxuan asked with a dry cough.
This woman is amazing!
Chu Yunxuan was really afraid that she would kiss him forcefully in front of so many people.
Really, this woman can do such a thing.
Don't look at her as a super beautiful woman, but she can really do it!
Qin Yueran bit her lip, showing a timid expression.
"Brother Yunxuan, just sign on his shoulder strap."
Chu Yunxuan; "..."
"Hahaha--"
Seeing this scene, the fans around couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Hahaha! God Xuan has been molested, hahaha!"
"Hahahaha grass! Beep! Sister, beep!"
"Mist Grass! I didn't pay attention at first, she is so beautiful! Does Xuanshen have such a high-quality fan sister? It feels like a star."
"More than that, behind this beautiful sister is also a beautiful sister, be good."
"Hahaha, let's see what our bodybuilder can do in such a situation!"
"..."
Qin Yueran blinked her beautiful eyes at Chu Yunxuan.
Chu Yunxuan smiled inwardly.
mock up.
He dared to tease himself.
You think my young master, I don't dare to be in front of so many people, do you?
"Okay, take it off." Chu Yunxuan said with a slight smile at Qin Yueran.
Everyone: "..."
"Hahaha! It has to be God Xuan!"
"Mist Grass! I thought Xuanshen would be like other stars, taking care of this scruple, this bastard just let people take off Nene?"
"Hahaha! You fucking let people pull out the shoulder straps of their underwear. You can sign it for me. You fucking let them take it off, hahaha!"
"..."
It seems that Qin Yueran did not expect Chu Yunxuan to say that.
Molested him a lot since childhood.
Chu Yunxuan is a very shy little boy.
So, she really didn't expect it.
Terrible.
"Not so good, so many people."
Qin Yueran blinked at Chu Yunxuan.
"Then you pull out the shoulder strap."
"Hmm, okay."
Then Qin Yueran pulled out the shoulder strap, and Chu Yunxuan signed her name on it.
"Okay, if you still have this kind of request in the future, please tell me more. Except for the shoulder strap, I can sign for many other places."
Chu Yunxuan said with a smile.
"Ha ha ha grass!"
"Old color critic!! God Xuan, please pay attention to your image!"
"You were named and praised by Mother Yang, so be careful!"
"Hahahaha! This is why I like Xuanshen, hahaha!"
"..."
Qin Yueran was very calm, and said: "Okay, but, as your number one fan, Little Tutu, I still have a question to ask you."
Everyone: "..."
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
"Damn it! This sister is that little Tutu? The old driver who is active in the music review area and Weibo?"
"Hahaha, I still remember her classic comment [I really hope Xuanshen is my housekeeper, so that he can check my arrival and actual arrival], hahaha fuck!"
"Sure enough, the old drivers are all beauties! Sure enough!"
"..."
The corner of Chu Yunxuan's mouth twitched.
I rely on!
The little bunny in love turned out to be her!
"go ahead."
Qin Yueran then asked: "Actually, the question is very simple. Brother Yunxuan, you are so handsome, do you have abdominal muscles?"
"Wow!!"
Next to it, a group of girls screamed.
"Hahaha! Pretty sister is still molesting Xuanshen!"
"Hahaha! God Xuan, let me miss one! Stop molesting her!"
"Show me! Show me!"
"..."
The people around laughed and joked.
"Of course there are, but there are too many people in this place, it's not good for Lu to show you."
Qin Yueran said with a smile: "Oh, I'm not willing to let others see it. I just like to see the abdominal muscles of boys. Brother Yunxuan, what do you like to see about girls? They can show you."
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone around laughed again.
"I like this old driver sister, hahaha!"
Chu Yunxuan smiled slightly, and said, "I...my eyes are a little higher."
"what?"
Qin Yueran was stunned for a moment.
"I'm done answering." Chu Yunxuan looked at her with a smile.
"What do you mean?"
She blinked her eyes curiously.
Suddenly, Qin Yueran realized something.
"Oh, you hate it."
She blushed.
That's right!
She is really red!
She was really molested by Chu Yunxuan.
Then she hurried aside.
Everyone showed a surprised expression.
"What do you mean? Why is the beautiful sister so shy? What is the meaning of Xuanshen's words?"
"Hahaha Mist Grass! Hahahaha!! Xuan God is awesome! Mist Grass! Hahaha!"
"Dude, what do you mean? Why didn't I understand?"
"Beautiful sister said that she likes to look at the abdominal muscles, and asked Xuanshen where she likes to look at girls. Xuanshen said that his eyes are a little higher. Let me ask you, where is the position of the abdominal muscles, and where is the higher eyesight?"
"Hahaha fuck! That's what I mean by being emotional! I didn't even realize it!"
"I thought what it meant to have a high eye. It turns out that the position of the gaze is higher, and the position of the abdominal muscles is higher, that is... xiong, hahahaha!"
"Damn!! Xuan God is amazing! I thought he was going to be molested by the beautiful sister, and he just said a word! Awesome!"
"It still has to be you!"
"..."
There was a roar of laughter all around.
Then Chu Anya walked up to Chu Yunxuan.
"I also have a question to ask brother Yunxuan."
Chu Yunxuan looked at the number one villain, Chu Anya, and smiled in his heart!
Come!
Who is afraid of who!
"Ask." Chu Yunxuan smiled.
"It's not really a problem, it's just that I want to find a boyfriend. I hope brother Yunxuan can give me some advice. What kind of boyfriend should I find?"
Chu Anya blinked and looked at Chu Yunxuan and asked.
The people around shouted:
"Sister, pretty sister, look at me! Look at me!"
"A sister like me! I'm suitable to be a boyfriend!"
"Beautiful sister, look at me!"
"..."
But Chu Yunxuan thought for a while, and said, "Do you look at your face?"
"I... I don't really think so." Chu Anya said.
Chu Yunxuan nodded: "Then I have a good suggestion. If you don't look at the face, it doesn't matter if your boyfriend is ugly. You must find the positive one, not the sloppy one."
Chu Anya:? ? ?
"oops."
Her pretty face flushed suddenly, and she ran away quickly.
"What's the matter? Why is this beautiful sister shy? Does Xuanshen mean anything else?"
"Pfft——hahahaha!!"
"Mist Grass! God Xuan! You are my God! Hahaha! I laughed so hard! It has to be you, my master!"
"I actually understood in seconds, am I hopeless."
"What do you mean, brothers? What do you mean?"
"It's a pun. If you want to find a positive boyfriend, you can't find a jerk. Don't you understand?"
"Mist Grass! Hahaha! Xuanshen is an old pervert, hahaha!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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