Entertainment: Let you go on stage and sell miserably, but didn't make you laugh

Chapter 230 His second uncle... (two in one)

Why are weeping spirits?

In fact, this kind of work is more common in rural areas.

Cryers, as the name suggests, are mourners.

Crying for the spirit is actually a traditional custom, that is, crying is used to express feelings for the deceased.

In ancient times, people felt that the louder and sadder they cried, the more they could express their emotions. Therefore, many people couldn't cry themselves, so they invited others to cry.

When parents, grandparents and other relatives die, the descendants often cry a lot to express their unspeakable grief because of the grief in their hearts. This is very normal. People feel that the sadder they cry, the more filial they are.

In fact, many things are normal at first, but they gradually become sour among the rich and the status. The scenery behind the scene.

Some people think that a decent funeral can make outsiders see their filial piety, so there are various S operations.

Professional crying spirits were created under such circumstances. Their existence is to make the funeral ceremony appear more mournful and sad, and to create an extremely sad atmosphere.

Simply put, it is face!

Crying spirits will make many funerals extremely sad and full of atmosphere, which makes the hosts feel quite face-saving, because that kind of sad atmosphere is what they need, and it can be used to express "filial piety".

"Is there really such a job?" Zhang Wenhao asked.

Xue Xuan nodded: "Not to mention, there really are, some funeral services specifically have this."

Liu Yijun also nodded: "That's right, and the income is quite high. If you cry well, the host will even give you a tip, referred to as a white bag. Usually there is a lot of money in the bag. My family used to be from the countryside. There are some people in the village who do this."

Xiao Yunuo said: "So, Chu Yunxuan's job is to cry in places where there are funerals, right?"

"Yes! That's pretty much what it means."

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Barrage:

"It's miserable, hahaha, it's miserable!"

"However... To be honest, it's not easy to cry a spirit. If you want to do it well, you have to cry vividly and tearfully."

"Xuan Shen can't do it, can he? He's just an ordinary singer. It's okay to let an actor go, but for Xuan Shen..."

"Hahaha, this is the program effect, I'm so stupid."

"It's too much, the program team is too much, Xuanshen is too memorized, why is he the one who got it?"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said, "That's the only way to go, director, where should I go then?"

The director smiled and said, "We've already made arrangements for Teacher Chu Yunxuan."

Chu Yunxuan nodded helplessly, and then said: "Okay, I am capable of the work of this weeping spirit, but...will people recognize it? It would be embarrassing if recognized."

"Yes, Mr. Chu Yunxuan, you may need a makeup teacher to help you do your makeup." The director said.

"That's fine." Chu Yunxuan nodded.

Then the director looked at the crowd and said, "Then teachers, I wish you all a smooth and happy work today! Our live broadcast of "Come on, Fight the Workers" has officially started!"

Barrage:

"I'm dying of laughter, I really have to see how Chu Yunxuan will go about his job today."

"As for the crying spirit... let's not talk about whether Chu Yunxuan can do a good job right now. How can he find this job? Besides, there must be someone who needs it. Most importantly, if there is a professional crying spirit, how can Chu Yunxuan do it?" How about competing with those professional cry spirits?"

"The program group is really interesting. I very much suspect that the program group just saw the variety show god Chu Yunxuan coming, and deliberately added some work that might be explosive in the last episode, hahaha."

"..."

"Come on, Chu Yunxuan! I'm leaving first."

Jiang Wenzhou made a cheering gesture to Chu Yunxuan.

"Teacher Jiang, please do your best," Chu Yunxuan said.

"Then I'll be leaving too, I wish you the best of luck." Xiao Yunuo smiled and waved at Chu Yunxuan.

"Bye-Bye."

Others also left one after another.

And Chu Yunxuan stayed here putting on makeup.

Soon, the makeup is done.

With a wig and some makeup, anyway, it's really not easy to recognize him as Chu Yunxuan.

The director came over and said to Chu Yunxuan: "But you don't have to worry too much about being recognized. Generally, there are more people in the countryside who need crying spirits. It's not as easy to recognize you as in the city."

"Okay, I'm almost there, director, please give me an address."

"The address camera teacher knows."

A big camera guy made an "ok" gesture, and then he followed Chu Yunxuan into the car with a miniature camera.

Now the live content is on other people's side.

Chu Yunxuan was also chatting here.

"Camera teacher, where are we going?"

Teacher Liu, the big cameraman, said: "Ping County, my hometown is over there. It is not developed there, and there are more rural areas around it, but there are many rich people in that place."

"Okay, then go to Ping County."

The car drives away.

Chu Yunxuan thought of something.

"By the way, it's inappropriate for us to film a show for someone's funeral, right?" Chu Yunxuan frowned and said.

"Teacher Chu Yunxuan, it's like this, you don't have to worry about this matter, you can just work normally."

Chu Yunxuan showed a suspicious expression: "It's fine for me to work normally, but let's live broadcast the funeral, isn't it good?"

The camera brother said: "That's right, we are actually working together."

"Huh? Cooperate with work? Cooperate with whose work?"

"I don't know the details. I only know that the police immediately contacted the director team after Mr. Chu Yunxuan got you the job of Crying Spirit. In addition to filming the show, we are actually cooperating with the police. Anyway, Teacher Chu Yunxuan, you don't need to worry about that."

"Teacher Chu Yunxuan, you can pretend that you don't know about this matter, we also need to keep it a secret, just do what you should do!"

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

I grass!

But he really can't figure it out, how can this cooperate with the police?

Forget it, don't think about it.

normal work.

……

After more than 40 minutes.

Chu Yunxuan and the others came to a relatively large funeral service shop in Ping County.

"call--"

Chu Yunxuan still took a deep breath nervously.

"Then I'll go."

Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan got out of the car, and the camera brother followed behind, using professional camera skills to shoot with an inconspicuous miniature camera.

at the same time.

The screen in the live broadcast room also cut to Chu Yunxuan's side.

After all, from the beginning to the present, the whole process is the live broadcast of other people, but now that Chu Yunxuan has made a move, the program team naturally focuses on the images of Chu Yunxuan.

Barrage:

"Here we come! God Xuan is on the move! Is he planning to go to the funeral shop to apply for mourners? Then use them to find a job for himself?"

"I guess it is, it seems to be on the right track, hahaha, I am quite looking forward to Xuanshen's performance."

"But to be honest, Xuanshen is a singer, and the mourners' requirements are actually quite high. Although it feels funny and miserable, I still worry about him."

"..."

Chu Yunxuan came to the funeral shop.

At this moment, there are two aunts and a middle-aged man in the store.

"Excuse me, who is the boss?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

The two aunts looked over with the middle-aged man.

"I am, what's the matter with you two?"

The boss extended his hand to Chu Yunxuan and shook it.

"It's like this, ahem... that's... you invite wailers?" Chu Yunxuan asked awkwardly.

To be honest, Chu Yunxuan felt completely embarrassed when he said these words.

"Uh--"

The boss and the two aunts were also taken aback when they heard Chu Yunxuan's words.

Several of them looked at each other.

Especially when the two aunts looked at each other, it seemed to be more eloquent.

"This...little brother, are you going to mourn?"

The boss asked.

"Yes, it's me."

"I said young man, our business is not that simple, and you look young, why do you want to do this business? Don't you worry that others will say you are unlucky?"

A fat aunt glanced at Chu Yunxuan and said.

Chu Yunxuan smiled: "It's not for making money."

"Have you had any experience?" the boss asked.

Just after asking, Chu Yunxuan didn't answer, he continued: "Forget it, I just happen to have a single business here, and my family needs three people, and my side just needs one, seven hundred a game, so I'm crying If you have a free package, if you are a boy and young, you can still take the job of guarding the spirit, one thousand eight to two thousand a night, which one do you take?"

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Such a coincidence?
Could it be arranged by the police?

Correct!
possible!
I rely on!

The owner of the funeral shop in front of him is not a member of the police, is he?In other words, the police have already gotten through with him.

Well, I guess so.

Barrage:

"Damn it! Is it really that profitable? It's 700 yuan for a cry, and [-] yuan for a night's vigil. I'll go!"

"Watching the spirit? Damn it! It costs 2000 yuan for one night's watch. Is the money coming so quickly?"

"But don't forget, a vigil is a night vigil. In the mourning hall where the corpse is kept, just you and the corpse will stay for one night. It's fine if they are your relatives, but they are not your relatives. Scared?"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan said directly: "That... you don't need to guard the spirit, you can just cry and mourn. I am a professional."

The boss nodded: "That's fine, then you should prepare. There is a manuscript here, which is probably about the situation of the previous family. You can write it down. I will pick you up in a while, and I will take care of the meal at noon."

"Okay boss."

"Young man, are you professional? How old are you?" an aunt looked at Chu Yunxuan and said.

"Auntie, don't think I'm young, it's terrible to cry." Chu Yunxuan said.

"I can't see it, I really can't see it, your aunt, I have been in this business for eight years, and let me tell you, it's not easy."

Chu Yunxuan smiled and said: "Those two aunts will guide me later and teach me."

"It's done. We'll be there later. Look at how we cry. Just follow our example."

"Okay, thank you two aunts." Chu Yunxuan grinned.

Barrage:

"If there is a professional belt like aunt, it's still easy."

"Indeed, Xuanshen just needs to imitate them and cry aloud, it's almost enough, and then 700 yuan a game is still very comfortable."

"But... don't forget, he is Chu Yunxuan. I always feel that the effect of this program is indispensable for his live broadcast."

"Brother, that's a casual occasion. Even if Xuanshen wants to make a show, it depends on the occasion."

"Indeed, indeed, hahaha, I just want to see how funny Xuanshen can't cry when he's in mourning."

Soon, the boss found white filial piety clothes for them.

The camera brother also wore a filial cloth.

"Okay, let's get in the car."

The boss drove them to their destination in his small bread.

"Young man, let me tell you, although others seem unlucky in our line of work, the money comes in quickly. You are young, but your understanding is good. You can earn money in this line of work for two years, and then start a small business." It's also good."

The boss chatted with Chu Yunxuan while driving the car.

"That's right, that's what I thought too. It would be nice to work for two years to earn some money and start a small business," Chu Yunxuan said.

Boss: "However, you have to remember that anyone who asks us to cry at the funeral, the conditions of the family are not bad, what they want is noodles, if you cry well, they feel that they have face, let me tell you , Generally white bags are indispensable, ranging from a few hundred to as many as several thousand, perform well."

"Okay."

Then the boss continued.

Soon, the car stopped at the gate of a manor.

There are many cars next to it, they should all come to attend the funeral.

There are two huge wreaths at the door.

There was that kind of mourning all around.

In this environment, the whole person can't help but enter a sad atmosphere.

Barrage:

"I'll go! The manor! A big family."

"I thought this road was quite remote. I thought that when I arrived in the countryside, it turned out to be a suburban manor."

"No wonder you invited a professional weeping spirit to come over and cry for the funeral, a rich family."

"..."

The people in the live broadcast room were all shocked.

Several people got out of the car.

A middle-aged man in mourning clothes stood at the gate of the manor.

The boss quickly got out of the car and shook hands with him: "Mr. Li, sorry."

"Hey."

Boss Li lowered his head and wiped his "tears" with a handkerchief.

I don't know if I'm crying or I can't cry.

"Mr. Li, these three are...the people I found."

"President Li, I'm so sorry."

"Sorry."

The two aunts hurried over.

"Thank you, please come in." Mr. Li looked at them and said softly.

"President Li, my condolences."

Chu Yunxuan also imitated the two aunts and shook hands with him.

"So young?" Mr. Li glanced at Chu Yunxuan and asked.

"Ah cough, don't look young, you are also professional." The boss said quickly.

"Really?" Mr. Li was dubious, then nodded: "Then come in."

Afterwards, the boss hurriedly urged Chu Yunxuan to go in together with the camera brother who temporarily put away the filming.

The people in the live broadcast room can only hear the sound for the time being, but they can't see the picture clearly.

Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan and the two aunts followed Mr. Li to the manor.

Soon, a large group of people appeared in front of them.

Many people wear suits.

There are also some people wearing filial piety clothes.

There are also some who just wear a filial cloth.

They stood there in the built mourning hall, and the whole atmosphere seemed very heavy.

"Second uncle, you left too suddenly..."

An aunt took out her handkerchief, and while crying, walked in from the crowd, then sat down in the mourning hall and began to cry.

"How can I just leave... His second uncle."

The other aunt also entered the state directly, took out her handkerchief and followed the first aunt, crying and walked over.

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Ahhh! !

Is this special meow straight into the play?

(End of this chapter)