Entertainment: Let you go on stage and sell miserably, but didn't make you laugh

Chapter 3 Yang Mi Can't Hold Her Laugh
At this moment.

Half of the fast-rolling barrage is the audience's complaints.

The other half is "???" representing the audience's speechlessness.

Some viewers even directly searched on the spot where they could get there from within [-] kilometers.

This search made them laugh outright.

"Forty kilometers, riding a tricycle, and it's a road in the mountains, how long does it take to ride every day?"

"Hahaha, I roughly calculated it. Cycling counts as [-] kilometers per hour, and [-] kilometers takes two hours. A tricycle is slower, right? And it's still in the mountains. Let's count it as three hours, six hours to go back and forth."

"Pfft, hahaha, no more, he is 80 years old, and his speed has to be twice as slow. He rides a tricycle for ten hours a day, hahaha!"

"You managed to make me laugh, hahahaha!"

"..."

Even the three mentors couldn't help opening their mouths as they sat there.

And Chu Yunxuan didn't know what the barrage was.

He continued to recite the words Wang Lingling gave him.

"After my grandfather passed away, I left Majia Village. The only thing I took with me was this guitar in my hand..."

"Because this is my grandpa's guitar. Grandpa has had a dream since he was a child, and that is music."

"The purpose of my coming to the show is to carry on with my grandfather's dream all the way, and to fulfill his dream, stand on the stage, and let this guitar shine..."

"..."

After finishing speaking, Chu Yunxuan lowered his head and sniffed vigorously.

He wanted to try to see if he could get the tears out, but... he couldn't.

Barrage:

"Pfft, hahahaha! It means this guitar is older than me, right?"

"Come on, let's take a look. An 80-year-old man in the mountains earns money by riding a tricycle to pick up waste, but his dream is music, and he also has a guitar. Is this reasonable?"

"No, let's make up a miserable story, and make up a slightly reasonable one?"

"I really laughed so hard, eliminate, eliminate! Don't let him continue, I'm disgusted to death."

"..."

And Chu Yunxuan secretly glanced at the reactions of the three mentors in front of him...

The three mentors sat there with their mouths open, their faces dazed.

After a while, they came back to their senses.

"Cough-cough-"

Wu Yifan coughed dryly, then looked at Chu Yunxuan and asked:

"Ahem, um... I have a question. You said this guitar belonged to your grandpa?"

Chu Yunxuan nodded: "Yes, Mr. Wu, it's been a long time."

"Oh... It seems to me that there is a line printed on it, is it the production date of the guitar?" Wu Yifan pointed to the guitar in Chu Yunxuan's hand and asked.

Backstage, Wang Lingling's heart skipped a beat.

"Silly beep Wu Yifan, you're the only one who talks a lot, right?" Wang Lingling couldn't help cursing.

Wang Lingling really didn't expect Wu Yifan to ask some detailed questions!
Logically speaking, although many things are well known to everyone, especially these mentors.

But in order not to cause trouble, they all chose to turn a blind eye.

In theory, they wouldn't ask too many questions.

But now, why did this Wu Yifan deliberately target Chu Yunxuan?
"Could it be that there are too many people who sell miserably in front, they really can't bear it anymore, and want to find someone to make an example to others? It's over now."

Wang Lingling's face completely collapsed.

She really couldn't keep this Chu Yunxuan.

What's more, now that Dong Liu is still watching the live broadcast, Dong Liu is probably furious.

……

Hearing Wu Yifan's words, Chu Yunxuan froze for a moment.

The date of manufacture on the guitar?

"Ah... yes, right? Maybe it's the date of production." Chu Yunxuan replied.

"Then read it aloud." Wu Yifan said.

"Uh... birth... production date... 20... April 2019."

Wang Lingling:? ? ?

"You really miss it!"

She looked completely desperate.

Barrage:

"Hahahaha, I'm stupid! I laughed so hard!"

"2019, hahaha! A guitar made last year."

"Shocked! The guitar that the 80-year-old grandpa has collected all his life was actually produced last year. Is this a disorder of time and space or a distortion of human nature?"

"This buddy can't even sell miserably? Hahaha fuck!"

"..."

For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room even laughed.

This is simply outrageous.

"Forehead--"

Chu Yunxuan stood there awkwardly.

Yang Mi said to Chu Yunxuan:

"Student Chu, can your grandfather ride a tricycle for 80 kilometers or [-] miles at the age of [-]?"

"It's forty miles, not forty kilometers." Chu Yunxuan said seriously.

"You just said forty kilometers." Yang Mi said with a smile while hugging her chest.

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

"Huh? Is it?"

Yang Mi continued: "Yes, and also, your grandfather is 80 years old and earns money by picking up waste. For an old man in that era, with such a life, are you sure his dream is music?"

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

"Also, the question about the production date of your guitar... um... I don't even know how to smooth things over for you."

After Yang Mi finished speaking, she suppressed a smile and covered her forehead.

Hearing this, Chu Yunxuan froze in place.

Ah this...

Are there so many flaws in what I said?
Forty miles became forty kilometers.

And the production date of this guitar was exposed in person...

Ah this...

The more Chu Yunxuan thought about it, the more outrageous it became...

This is too funny, right?
How could I say such outrageous things.

Thinking back, Chu Yunxuan felt that the words he said made him unable to hold back...

"Pfft-"

In the next second, Chu Yunxuan couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud in front of countless audiences.

"Hahahahaha." After Chu Yunxuan laughed, he couldn't control it anymore.

Crowd: ? ? ?
The barrage in the entire live broadcast room is full of question marks.

And Chu Yunxuan tried his best to restrain his smile, and explained:

"That... I'm sorry..., I'm really sorry."

Chu Yunxuan's face flushed red.

"It's the first time to sell miserably. I really don't have much experience. I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Puff."

Even after finishing speaking, Chu Yunxuan couldn't help laughing again.

Barrage:

"?????"

"??????"

"Hahahaha grass! This buddy is here to make a joke, right?"

"One second I was still trying to sell miserably, and the next second I just laughed, hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"Is this the intentional program effect of this episode?"

"Hahahaha, I'm so meow that I can't hold back for him in front of the screen!"

"Forty kilometers. Grandpa's hobby is music. He read out the production date of the guitars on the spot. I couldn't hold back one by one. I laughed so hard."

"This guy definitely has a head for taking the comedian route."

"..."

Suddenly, everyone's attitude of being extremely disgusted with Chu Yunxuan changed instantly.

Because of Chu Yunxuan's laughter, they couldn't help laughing in front of the screen one by one.

Thinking about it again, the contradictory words of this buddy who deliberately sells miserably...

And read out the production date of the guitar produced last year...

Everyone is going to die laughing.

This live broadcast has no effect.

(End of this chapter)