Entertainment: Let you go on stage and sell miserably, but didn't make you laugh

Chapter 63 Something is wrong!This is very wrong! (five more)
for a while...

The whole studio fell silent.

This uncle's words immediately silenced everyone.

Chu Yunxuan also fell silent.

The corner of his mouth twitched, there were countless words in his mouth, but he couldn't say it for a while.

Barrage:

"????"

"????"

"????"

"Hahahaha, hahaha I'm stupid! I'm stupid! I'm really stupid!"

"I'm paralyzed, I laughed so hard! No, Xuanshen, is Nite Meow a genius? Hahaha! Can this kind of program effect also be encountered by you?"

"It turns out that your uncle will always be your uncle! Hahaha fuck!"

"Uncle Niubi! I'll go! He's always strong, and he even worked as a tour guide some time ago! Really meowy Niubi!"

"The effect of this show...hahaha, no one else! I thought it was because Chu Yunxuan was in a good mood, and he casually greeted and chatted with the uncle at the traffic lights. At first, he didn't find any problems, until the uncle said, "You Are you talking about work? ", I was just stupid."

"Hahaha, what the uncle said seems to be correct, he is indeed rich in experience! He has read countless girls! Beep!"

"..."

program group.

Director Zhao Huai just took a sip of water, because the uncle said, "Did you just say work?", and directly sprayed it out.

"Cough cough cough, I'm damn! Hahaha fuck!"

Sitting in the main control room, Zhao Huai laughed miserably.

"This Chu Yunxuan, delivering food, riding an electric car, can he do such tricks unintentionally?"

Zhao Huai was stunned.

Definitely not scheduled in advance.

But he can always encounter this kind of thing, and passers-by unintentionally cooperate with him to carry out an exaggerated show effect!

Isn't this special meow God's reward for food?

Then why can't others meet it?
……

"Cough-cough-"

Chu Yunxuan coughed.

This uncle...

Beep!

At this time, the green light is on.

"Master, I won't tell you anymore, I have to pick up the meal."

"Okay, young man, go slowly." The uncle waved his hand.

Chu Yunxuan was about to leave when he suddenly thought of something.

"Well, sir, it's just... I have to remind you, recently... try not to let the aunt watch TV, don't watch the phone, really, it's very important, bye uncle!"

Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan left on an electric donkey.

Barrage:

"Pfft—hahaha, God Xuan, you are still kind."

"Pfft—brothers, you said that the uncle will not be beaten when he returns home?"

"Then we have to see if my aunt likes to watch this kind of romance show, I'm dying of laughter! God Xuan, yyds!"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan got three meals.

One is braised chicken, one serving.

One is steamed stuffed bun with soy milk, which is also for one person.

The other is spicy hot pot, which costs more than 100 yuan, and it is estimated that four or five people will eat it.

He was the first to pick up the order for the spicy hot pot, and the destination was in an apartment building three kilometers away.

"Deliver food."

Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan rode a small electric donkey and galloped away according to the takeaway navigation.

"Nineteenth floor, 1903."

Chu Yunxuan walked into the elevator.

Soon, he came to the nineteenth floor.

dong dong dong-

Chu Yunxuan knocked on the door of 1903's room.

Soon, the door was opened.

It is a woman of about 30 years old.

Wearing nightgown, hair disheveled.

"Hello, is this Ms. Wu? Your takeaway."

Chu Yunxuan handed over a large box of spicy hotpot.

Although Chu Yunxuan was wearing the work clothes and the helmet of the full!

but……

That Ms. Wu seemed to recognize Chu Yunxuan at a glance!

mainly……

Behind Chu Yunxuan, there was a big camera man holding an equipment to shoot.

"Wow!! You are Chu Yunxuan!"

Ms. Wu suddenly exclaimed excitedly.

Chu Yunxuan smiled and said, "I'm working part-time on the show, your takeaway."

She took it excitedly.

"Wow! I actually met a real person! Chu Yunxuan sent me a takeaway!"

Afterwards, she excitedly waved to the room and shouted: "Husband, husband, come out quickly, Chu Yunxuan, it's Chu Yunxuan."

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Barrage:

"Woooooo! I'm so envious! Chu Yunxuan delivered the food himself, woooooo..."

"Brothers, I want to tell you some good news. After I watched the show just now, I quickly ordered a steamed bun. It happened to be the one that Xuanshen picked up the meal from. Maybe Xuanshen picked up my share!"

"No, no, no, when Xuanshen finishes these two orders, I'm going to order takeaway too!"

"Ahhh!! Prepare to order takeaway!"

"..."

At this time, a middle-aged man who was shirtless and only wore pants ran out excitedly.

"Damn! It's really Chu Yunxuan! Chu Yunxuan, I'm your fan!"

Chu Yunxuan smiled and said, "Thank you for your support! I wish you a pleasant meal."

As soon as the words fell, another middle-aged man with a shirtless waist came over.

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

"I'm going! It's really Chu Yunxuan! I was just watching the show after finishing work, but it's really a takeaway for us!"

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly shouted inside: "Honey, come out, it's Chu Yunxuan!"

Crowd: ? ? ?
Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

Then, another woman in pajamas ran over!
"Wow! Chu Yunxuan! I actually saw Chu Yunxuan! Can we take a photo together?"

She shouted excitedly.

Everyone: "..."

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Barrage:

"?????"

"????"

"????"

"Brothers, something is wrong, what do you think?"

"At the beginning, Ms. Wu was taking takeaway, and she called her husband. I think they were the only couple in their house, and then a shirtless man came, and he called his wife..."

"Two men are topless, and two women are wearing pajamas... huh?"

"It's not right! It's really not right!"

"These two couples are not exchanging keys, oh my god, the system automatically changed the words I typed into asterisks."

"..."

"Uh——I'm in a hurry to deliver the order. Sorry, it's not convenient to take photos together during the live broadcast. I'm really sorry. I wish you a happy meal."

After speaking, Chu Yunxuan quickly slipped away.

It can only be said that the effect of Chu Yunxuan's program is too explosive.

It made the director team not want to show other people's pictures.

Soon, Chu Yunxuan delivered three takeaway orders.

"It's time to continue taking orders." Chu Yunxuan murmured.

Barrage:

"Xuan Shen is going to take the order! I'm going to place the order!"

"I've already ordered it, and I'm just waiting to pay!"

"Take my order, please Xuanshen, take my order."

"Nimma!? Why can't I place an order?"

"Me too, I'm stupid! What's going on?"

"..."

……

the other side.

The branch of Ele.me in Tianning District, Binhai City.

"What's going on? Why did the system crash?"

A middle-aged man who looked like the person in charge hurried to the technical department.

They are responsible for the server of this software in Binhai City.

It has nothing to do with other cities.

Usually the platform will not have an accident.

Even if something goes wrong, it means that there is a problem with the entire platform, and users across the country cannot use it.

There has never been a situation where users in a certain city cannot use it. It can only mean that there is a problem with the server in Binhai City.

"Mr. Wang, suddenly, a large number of people placed orders at the same time, and the system crashed." A technician said bitterly.

President Wang: "..."

"What's the matter?"

"It should be...Chu Yunxuan's reason. He was delivering food. A large number of people ordered food and paid at the same time, trying to get Chu Yunxuan to receive their order. Our server couldn't stand it for a while. .”

Mr. Wang: "Is this Chu Yunxuan so exaggerated? Fix it quickly! 3 minutes!"

"Yes!"

"Xiao Wu, five hundred salary will be deducted this month."

Mr. Wang looked at the technician who reported the problem to him.

"Ah? Mr. Wang, why?"

"I don't work at work, I just fish and watch shows, right?"

Xiao Wu lowered his head.

Mr. Wang then walked away, picked up his phone and glanced at it.

The phone page is exactly the payment crash page.

(Let’s set the update time. It will be updated twice a day, one at twelve o’clock in the morning and one at six o’clock in the afternoon~~mua~)

(End of this chapter)