I was eliminated from the draft, and I became a superstar with a ballad

Chapter 122 122 This show is so funny, Su Qingyun is on stage again
【112. Su Qingyun came on stage again, too many laughs】

Originally, many viewers were going to turn off the TV and go to sleep after midnight, but this skit attracted them deeply from the very beginning!

A lot of people decided to wait until they finished this skit before going to bed.

The rhythm of the skit is very fast. At this time, Shen Teng has already helped the aunt played by Ma Li up.

Aunt: "You are a good boy, and you know how to help Aunt up."

Shen Teng: "I'm addicted to doing good deeds."

With Shen Teng's support, Ma Li stood up tremblingly.

"Young man, it's going to be someone else, I'll run away after the collision!"

Shen Teng was speechless for a moment, his face changed, and he slowly put the aunt back on the ground.

At this time, the conflict reached its climax, and everyone was attracted.

The audience couldn't help applauding and discussing at the same time.

"It's too close to reality. In reality, there are too many old people who blackmail people like this!"

"That's right, if it were me, I would definitely not help."

"It's this kind of old lady who corrupts the social atmosphere and makes young people afraid to do good deeds."

"I used to be very kind, but now I see an old man who has fallen and I dare not help him!"

"Let's watch the show. This young man was blackmailed by the old man. I really want to know the next plot."

"Whether it's the lines or the plot, this script is so attractive. I really don't know who wrote it?"

As the audience discusses, the skit continues.

At this time, the aunt has completely depended on Shen Teng, and Shen Teng is also explaining in every possible way.

"I said aunt, you should remember carefully, no one really hit you." Shen Teng said.

The aunt said: "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then if you hit me, I'm going abroad now."

Shen Teng frowned, and retorted:
"Oh no, what is your status, aunt? Why are you exempt from visa when you go abroad? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away."

The aunt choked with anger: "How many meters does it take to fly? At this time, is it meaningful for you to compare with the three-meter-two-meter Zhener?"

At this time, the audience roared with laughter again.

Many people were amused from ear to ear.

Many sketch cross talks before did not have such a warm live effect.

This is a good program, which can make the audience laugh out loud from the heart, and can also feel some meaning in the program.

At this time, a passer-by came up, this passer-by was played by Zhang Songwen.

He was on the phone while walking:

"Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry... wait, I saw an old lady fell on the road and no one came to help her. No one else cares, I care..."

Hearing this, no matter the audience in the audience or the audience in front of the TV, they all stared at Zhang Songwen.

Even some viewers couldn't help shouting out:

"Don't help, this old lady is a scammer!"

"That's right, an old lady who blackmails people like this should be left to fend for herself!"

"Now there are too many good people, and they are always deceived by these bad people."

"You can't let good people suffer!"

However, what Zhang Songwen did next left everyone speechless!

Nima!

Can you still play like this? ? ?

I saw that Zhang Songwen held the mobile phone and said solemnly:

"Auntie, don't move. Let me take a picture, and I will post a Weibo to condemn this behavior immediately, so that my parents will retweet and comment, daughter-in-law, remember to give me a like! Oh, this old lady fell Yes, it's too old..."

After finishing speaking, he drifted away gracefully, and Shen Teng was so angry that he barked his teeth and claws behind him:
"Too bad, you don't give me a hand!"

Immediately afterwards, Shen Teng and Ma Li tugged on the spot for a while.

During this period, all kinds of hilarious lines and golden sentences emerged one after another.

Made the audience laugh out loud.

The applause and cheers never stopped.

It has been many years, and there has never been a skit on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala that has received such enthusiastic response from the audience!

At this moment, there was another explosion of cheers from under the stage!

It turns out that the passerby played by Su Qingyun has already entered the stage.

I saw Su Qingyun slowly coming out on a bicycle.

Shen Teng quickly stopped Su Qingyun:

"Hey, big brother, help me."

Su Qingyun stopped his bicycle and asked, "What's the matter, young man?"

Shen Teng pointed: "There is an old lady here."

Su Qingyun hurriedly rode the bike aside, called Shen Teng over, and asked in a low voice:

"Hey! Did you hit it?"

Shen Teng looked innocent: "It's really not!"

Su Qingyun said: "Run quickly... I helped three."

Shen Teng was stunned, and said, "What's the result?"

Su Qingyun swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Let me tell you this, brother used to drive a big Benz!"

After finishing speaking, Su Qingyun left on a bicycle in tears. Shen Teng watched Su Qingyun's back and bowed deeply.

At this time, the audience in the audience had burst into tears with laughter.
Some people covered their stomachs and laughed and bent over for a long time but couldn't straighten up.

Some people laughed out of breath and kept coughing.

Some people laughed so hard that they patted the chairs, almost breaking the chairs in the Spring Festival Gala.

"Hahahahaha, Su Qingyun is too funny."

"I didn't expect Su Qingyun to be a funny man."

"It's said that Su Qingyun plays this unlucky big brother, and he really has no sense of disobedience!"

"I suddenly feel that it is not impossible for Su Qingyun to act in a movie!"

"At least Su Qingyun's acting skills are much more comfortable than Xiao Xianrou's."

"I don't know who wrote this script, it's really fucking amazing."

"This script must have been written by an old artist. It's too melodramatic, the rhythm is too good, and the laughs are too dense!"

At this time, the performance was still going on, Shen Teng couldn't explain the truth, so he wanted to impress the aunt with emotion.

"Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation at my house! Well...let's put it this way, the thief always leaves with tears in his eyes when he comes to my house, and he has to throw two bags of rice for me during the holidays, do you understand what I mean? ?”

"Then let's do this, let's share a few short fables together. The names of the stories are: Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady. These stories What are they talking about? Let me tell you one by one from the beginning to the end. In the past, there was a gentleman named Dong Guo. One day, he rode his donkey in Nagadagadagadaga Da Qi had a big pimple on his face, when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, what about this wolf..."

Aunt: "It's too boring! If you want to help you, help you, if you don't help you, go, you make room for a good person! I'll pretend that you haven't bumped into me, okay, you go, go, go, Run away!"

Ha ha ha!

This time the scene burst into laughter again

But after laughing, the audience couldn't help but condemn
"This old lady is really bad. She obviously never bumped into you, and you are the one who blackmailed her!"

"That's right, he pretended to be innocent even though he blackmailed others!"

"It's not that old people get bad, it's that bad people get old!"

"Yes, there are many villains among the elderly, everyone should keep their eyes open."

(End of this chapter)