I was eliminated from the draft, and I became a superstar with a ballad

Chapter 303 Chapter 303 The funny man Su Qingyun burst into laughter

【303、The culprits are angry】

"I feel that I fully meet all the selection criteria for the men's football team!"

"I can definitely play in men's football!"

Su Qingyun looked at the host and smiled slightly.

The host suddenly had a bad feeling, but he could only bite the bullet and continue to ask:

"Su Shen, as we all know, you are a singer, actor, director and writer. Why do you think you meet the selection criteria for the national football team?"

"Did you love football since childhood, or what?"

At this moment, not only the host was curious, but the entire audience, including the netizens in the live broadcast room, also held their breaths, quietly waiting for Su Qingyun's answer.

And Su Qingyun took a deep breath!

Sure enough, it lived up to expectations!

He gave an answer that made everyone laugh.

"Because I also like to eat sea cucumbers!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience burst into laughter!

The National Football Team is also dubbed the Sea Cucumber Team!

It can be said that sea cucumber is one of the most famous stalks in the national football team!

The reason is that when the national football team members were interviewed, they once said the following famous words:

"The training of the national team is still relatively large, so the team requires each of us to eat sea cucumbers. Sea cucumbers can enhance immunity, and second, they can better complete training."

"Training is usually tiring, so eat more sea cucumbers!"

"I usually eat two sea cucumbers at noon and two more at night!"

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In short, the national football team members repeatedly mentioned sea cucumbers in interviews!
Therefore, the sea cucumber team became synonymous with the national football team and was ridiculed by all netizens!

"Hahahahaha, God Su is really too tough!"

"God Su is so awesome, just mock him face to face!"

"This is simply riding on the face of the men's football team, crazy output!"

"Excellent, look at the expressions of the men's football players below the stage, you can't wait to eat people!"

"Hahahaha, God Su deserves to be God Su!"

"I'm on the horse, God Su is definitely a funny man!"

"Is Su Qingyun trying to laugh me to death and inherit my ant money?"

"God Su, please accept my knee!"

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The barrage is densely packed like snowflakes.

Netizens started a heated discussion, almost overwhelmingly supporting Su Qingyun!

It can be seen that the reputation of the national football team is really bad, and there are almost no supporters.

The host stood on the stage, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, his face flushed from holding back.

After a while, she held back her smile, and said again:

"God Su, just liking sea cucumbers doesn't prove anything!"

"That's true!"

Su Qingyun nodded in agreement, then he smiled slightly and said:
"But if I say that I also like going to disco in nightclubs, how should you respond?"

After saying this sentence, Su Qingyun was still not relieved, and continued to speak:

"Besides, I still have a lot in common with the national football team!"

"First of all, we can't win!"

"Even if it's the most rubbish team, I will lose!"

"Secondly, I can also kick the ball into my own goal!"

"In addition, I have a thick skin, and I can face insults without blushing without heartbeat!"

"In the end, my acting skills were also good. After losing a game, I could cry heart-piercingly and die! Then I went to nightclubs at night and hugged the whole audience."

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Su Qingyun's words completely shocked everyone!

This is really no scruples, speak freely!
This completely offended the men's football team to death!

For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded!

The brain seems to be deprived of oxygen!
The host was numb at this moment, covered his mouth and exclaimed:

"God Su, enough is enough, if we talk about it, the live broadcast room will be gone!"

However, Su Qingyun was still a little unsatisfied, and added again:
"I forgot to mention, compared to the national football team, I have one more advantage!"

"What advantage?"

Su Qingyun chuckled and said, "I admit defeat!"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was dumbfounded again!
Every word Su Qingyun said was like a sharp knife, piercing the hearts of the men's football players!

Too heartbreaking!

So angry!

The men's football players in the audience all had green faces, their eyes were burning, and they looked angrily at Su Qingyun on the stage.

Wu Xi, the captain of the men's football team, wanted to rush up and beat up Su Qingyun!
Tolerable or unbearable!
Uncle can bear it, but neither can aunt! ! !
"Asshole, this Su Qingyun is simply looking for death, how dare you mock us like this!"

"This guy must be taught a lesson!"

"I really want to tear his mouth apart and beat him to the ground, so that he won't dare to talk nonsense again!"

"But, this little bastard is a public figure after all. If we beat him up, it might have a big impact?"

"Captain, aren't you a blackguard in Taekwondo? Let's challenge him to a duel!"

"That's right, since you can't beat him, then have a duel with him and beat him openly!"

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At this moment, the men's football players were filled with righteous indignation, reaching the peak of anger.

Captain Wu Xi clenched his fists tightly and said through gritted teeth: "Everyone, don't worry, I guarantee with my reputation as the captain of the men's football team that I will definitely beat out all of Su Qingyun's shit, and let him know what will happen to his cheap mouth!"

On the other side, netizens have recovered after a short period of shock.

At this moment, the barrage is even crazier and has become a sea of ​​joy!
"Hahahaha, God Su is really cute, I want to call God Su Dad!"

"Admit defeat? It's good to admit defeat. Admitting defeat is the most outstanding quality that a male football player should have!"

"When Mr. Su quit the literary world, I was the first to object!"

"God Su, you are so good at talking, can I trouble you to publish a book?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, God Su is much stronger than the men's soccer team. At least Su God has eight-pack abs! The men's football team is a bunch of big bellies!"

"Shen Su is really a talent!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Pfft! I don't know why, the more God Su is like this, the more I like it!"

"Shen Su contracted my laughing point for a year, this is not much better than the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Shen Su's speech is too magical, just let me die laughing here!"

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On the Internet, everyone has no scruples and can say whatever they want.

What's more, the bad news of the national football team has already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. It seems that without scolding a few words, it feels bad all over!

As for the audience at the scene, they couldn't stop laughing!

But because the national football team is on the scene, everyone dare not be too presumptuous.

At this time, the beauty host only felt a tingling scalp!
This Su Qingyun's mouth is really too bad!

She has been hosting for so many years, and she has never seen such a public figure, and she has no idol baggage at all!
However, in fact, she also felt a little dark in her heart.

Because, she had seen the men's soccer team upset for a long time!

But as the host, she really can't help it!

Su Qingyun said what everyone wanted to say all the time, and said it out!
Although everyone didn't say anything, they all thought that Su Qingyun was a hero!

However, at this time, Wu Xi, the captain of the men's football team, couldn't sit still after hearing the burst of laughter from the audience!
He stood up with a "crack", pointed at Su Qingyun and cursed angrily:
"Su Qingyun, keep your mouth clean for me!"

"Stop fanning the flames here, talking nonsense!"

"I admit that we lost to Monkey Country this time, and our results are really mediocre, but that's a problem with our state!"

"Victory or defeat is a common matter in military strategists. Who can guarantee that they will always win?"

"On the court, winning or losing is normal, but why do you insult us like this?"

"Apologize! Apologize to us immediately!"

With the roar of the captain Wu Xi, the anger of the men's football players was completely ignited!
They stood up one by one, pointed at Su Qingyun and angrily said:
"Apologize to us immediately!"

"Bastard, you are the only one worthy of slandering our men's football team?"

"Do you know football? If you have the ability, come and play two games!"

"You who are on the horse, apologize to us immediately, or you won't be able to get out of here!"

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However, when Su Qingyun heard these words, he smiled contemptuously, and didn't take these people seriously at all!

"Ha ha!"

Su Qingyun sneered, rolled his eyes, and said:
"You guys, you lost to Monkey Country, why are you still making excuses here? Shouldn't you lose to Cambodia next time?"

"Last time I lost to Syria, and they couldn't even afford sneakers. You spend millions of dollars in annual salary, and spend your days and nights. Are you embarrassed? Where's your face?"

"You have completely disgraced the Dragon Kingdom, and the people of the Dragon Kingdom, you are really shameless!"

Su Qingyun's impassioned words completely ignited the emotions of the audience!
Originally, the men's football team was here, but everyone still wanted to bear it!
But seeing the men's football team so upright and confident, it's really unbearable!

A big brother with a sturdy body rushed directly in front of the men's football team and roared:
"You shit, you are the ones who should apologize. Immediately apologize to the people, to all citizens, and to all fans!"

"Yes, apology, immediately apologize to all fans, and apologize to the people of Longguo!"

"If you don't apologize today, you won't be able to get out of this stadium!"

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For a moment, the angry crowd surrounded the men's football players!
Pointing at the men's football players' noses and cursing angrily!

Some tall and mighty men rolled up their arms and sleeves and were about to fight the men's football!
If the security guards hadn't tried their best to stop them, I'm afraid these people would have been beaten so hard that they wouldn't be able to recognize them!
The men's football players were all shocked. Originally, they wanted to trouble Su Qingyun and want Su Qingyun to apologize, but they made public outrage!
Now it's all the audience, surround them, let them apologize, let them apologize to the people of Longguo, and apologize to all fans!

As the crowd gathered more and more, the security guards couldn't stop them!

And they didn't want to stop them at first, and even wanted to join the ranks of the masses!
But there is no way, who let this be their job!
Therefore, they all work without effort.Seeing that there are more and more people, they simply don't stop them!
How about love!
Who can stop this?
Finally, some angry big brothers rushed over and stomped on the men's football players!
Soon, these men's football players were beaten to the brim!
Especially the captain Wu Xi, who was beaten into a pig's head, so fucking unrecognizable!
On the stage, Su Qingyun saw this scene and teased:

"If I knew this earlier, why bother!"

"It's all right now, let's arouse public anger!"

In the end, this football evening ended in chaos.

Netizens are hooked on this!
Not only did I hear such an amazing song as "Storm, Rainbow and Clang Rose"!

I also saw Su Qingyun angry at the men's football!
In the end, the audience personally went off to teach the men's football team a lesson!
This is really a sigh of relief to the audience all over the country!

Cool!
It's so cool!
The live broadcast ended up being viewed [-] million times!
Numerous records have been broken!
As for the women's football players, they were extremely moved.

Su Qingyun's song "Rainbow, Rainbow and Rose" vigorously promoted them, making more people realize the demeanor of the women's football players.

Then he angered the men's football team again, and let everyone out!

"Captain, Su Qingyun is leaving, should we go over and thank him?"

"Yes, Su Qingyun is my idol, I still want to ask for his autograph!"

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, everyone hurry up!"

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The women's soccer girls glanced at each other, and immediately rushed backstage to chase Su Qingyun.

These women's football players are indeed the champions of the Asian Cup. They ran like a gust of wind and quickly caught up with Su Qingyun.

"God Su, wait for us!"

"Ah, God Su, please slow down!"

"God Su, we are your fans!"

The women's football girl ran to Su Qingyun in one breath, without panting!
Su Qingyun stopped in his tracks, smiled at the women's soccer girls, and said:
"How are you guys, congratulations on winning the Asian Cup this time, you are the pride of the country!"

Hearing Su Shen's praise, the women's football players laughed modestly one by one.

"By the way, what can you do with me?"

Wang Shanshan, the captain of the women's football team, quickly answered:

"God Su, it's like this. You sang the song "Rainbow, Rainbow and Rose" for us today. We are very touched and would like to treat you to a meal! Express our gratitude!"

After Wang Shanshan finished speaking, other women's football players also said quickly:
"Also, God Su, you are my idol, can I take a photo with you?"

"God Su, can you sign for me?"

"God Su, I like you so much, I can sing every song of yours!"

The women's football girls surrounded Su Qingyun and chattered.

Seeing this, Su Qingyun was not hypocritical, and agreed generously.

After a meal, the distance between everyone also narrowed a lot.

"God Su, thank you again for your song!"

"We will continue to work hard on the green field, and we will definitely achieve better results in the World Cup!"

Wang Shanshan and the women's football team once again expressed their gratitude to Su Qingyun!
"Come on! I believe you can do it! You are the hope of Longguo football!"

Su Qingyun raised his fist and spoke sincerely.

A supper, the host and guest enjoyed themselves.

At the same time, this live broadcast was also fermented on the Internet, and related topics quickly rushed to the top of the major search lists, causing heated discussions across the Internet.

#苏青云created a new song for the women’s soccer team, "Rainbow, Rain, Rainbow and Rose"#
#Su Qingyun is too rigid! #

#苏青云恐怒男足球#
#苏青云超级足球走会Classic Famous Scene#
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Although it was already late at night after the football evening, Su Qingyun, as a top player, had a great impact on every move he made!
(End of this chapter)