I was eliminated from the draft, and I became a superstar with a ballad

Chapter 307 Chapter 307 The joy continues, the funny man Su Qingyun

【307. Joy continues, funny man Su Qingyun】

"Who said that who doesn't love money, men and women are the same."

"We boys love money because we work hard with our own hands. Most of you girls like rich people and get something for nothing."

"Not all girls are like this, it's just a small percentage."

"Tch, you boys like beautiful women, we girls like rich men. Fair and just!"

……

The live broadcast room exploded, noisy, divided into two factions.

At this time, Su Qingyun thought for a while, shook his head, and replied with certainty:
"Not all girls like money, and some kind girls also like small animals, such as BMW, Jaguar, Hummer, Bugatti Veyron, and Tmall..."

Mr. Lu: "..."

Jing Tian: "..."

Douyin staff: "..."

The audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

What the hell!

Some kind girls like small animals, such as BMW, Jaguar, Bugatti Veyron...

What is this operation?
"Hahahahahaha, what a twist!"

"I'm dying of laughter, I like small animals, what kind of show operation is this!"

"Su Shen, you are a first-line star, what about your aloofness? How about your seriousness?"

"Hahahaha, I just like stars like Su Shen, who are humorous and don't put on airs."

"You're down to earth, God Su is so cute."

"Su Shen has really made me laugh for a year. I can laugh at this episode for a year."

"666666, God Su is awesome!"

At this moment, the audience burst out laughing, and various bullet screens flew up in the live broadcast room, and the rewards seemed to be free, one after another.

And Su Qingyun didn't forget Mr. Lu, squinting his eyes and asked:

"Mr. Lu, I hear your tone seems to be troubled by love! You can say what you are unhappy about!"

As soon as he finished saying this, barrage flew up.

"Yeah, what's not happy to say to make everyone happy."

"Say it quickly and make us happy."

"Haha, tell everyone about your unhappiness to make everyone happy."

……

At this moment, bullet screens flew up, gifts kept swiping the screen, Yinlang quickly broke through the 3000 million mark, and the number of viewers in the live broadcast room also exceeded 7000 million.

However, under this coquettish operation, Mr. Lu still did not hang up Lianmai, saying:
"God Su, don't make fun of me, I'm sad right now."

Mr. Lu paused for a few seconds and then continued:
"I'm getting older, and my parents have been urging me to get married. The agency introduced me to seventeen blind dates, but none of them were successful."

"Oh?"

Su Qingyun was puzzled and said: "Seventeen failed, it can't be because of your ugly appearance."

Mr. Lu shook his head:

"Although I'm not handsome, I'm still at the average level. The first thing these girls do is ask me if I have a house. I said no, and they turned around and left. They didn't give me a chance to get to know you better." I am a programmer, with a monthly salary of more than 2 yuan, but I am still helpless in the face of the housing prices in Shanghai. However, many of my blind dates only have a monthly salary of 5 or 6 yuan. They even look down on my monthly salary of 2 yuan and despise Me, say I don’t have a house and dare to come on a blind date, why, what’s wrong with this society!”

Mr. Lu was a little aggrieved until the end, and his voice was full of dissatisfaction.

Listen, this is the bloody social reality!

After the audience learned of Mr. Lu's experience, they all expressed sympathy.Poor, a programmer with a monthly salary of more than 2 is despised by a girl with a monthly salary of 5 or 6.

But this society is so cruel!
After Su Qingyun pondered for more than ten seconds, he said:
"Mr. Lu, in fact, a blind date requires skill. I think your skills may not be in place."

After hearing Su Qingyun's words, Mr. Lu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked:
"God Su, teach me, you must teach me!"

The audience became very curious when they heard about the skills of blind dating, especially the male audience, who stared intently at the live broadcast. Some even took out their small notebooks and memorized them, for fear of missing something.

I saw that Su Qingyun smiled slightly, cleared his throat, and said:
"It's actually very simple. Next time you go on a blind date, if the girl asks you if you have a house, you just say it's ready, let's go."

One second, two seconds, three seconds... ten seconds.

The live broadcast room was silent for ten seconds, and the barrage suddenly exploded.

"Hahaha, do you have a room? Yes, it's ready, let's go! I laughed so hard."

"God damn it's already opened, it's too bad, I'm going to die laughing here today."

"I'll go, where did this come from, it can't be done, it's too funny, it's too funny."

"Are you really the Su Shen I know? You must be a joker."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...I've died laughing."

……

……

"Just kidding, everyone, don't take it seriously." Su Qingyun was afraid of causing misunderstanding, so he explained it, and then said with a serious face:

"Actually, it's really easy to chase this kind of girl, as long as you love cleanliness, know how to dress up, and have a little life skills."

Hearing what Su Qingyun said, Mr. Lu's eyes lit up again, and he said expectantly:
"God Su, what little life skills?"

Seeing Su Qingyun's serious face, the audience in the live broadcast room thought to themselves, this is a rare occasion to be serious, so hurry up and take notes, maybe they will be useful next time when chasing girls.

Everyone looked at Su Qingyun eagerly, waiting for him to impart his experience in picking up girls.

Su Qingyun rubbed his forehead and said lightly:
"It's very simple, as long as you can drive a Rolls-Royce with one hand, I guarantee that this kind of girls will follow suit and be at your mercy."

What?
Driving a Rolls-Royce with one hand!

"Isn't it just driving with one hand? Who can't do it? This is also called a skill?"

"Haha, you upstairs are too naive. This has nothing to do with driving. You need a Rolls-Royce first!"

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, God damn you are driving a Rolls Royce with one hand, God Su, you are too skinny."

"God Su, do you want to laugh at me to death and inherit my ant money?"

"Hahaha, ouch, I can't do it anymore, my stomach is about to give birth prematurely."

Everyone was peeing with laughter, even Mr. Lu was out of breath. From the beginning to the end of the co-author, Su Qingyun was making fun of him without saying a single serious word!
"No kidding, really no kidding this time, I swear."

Su Qingyun pointed to the sky, his expression became serious:

"Mr. Lu, what I want to say is that your luck is too bad. Every time you go on a blind date, you always meet some gold diggers. In fact, there are many good girls in the world. You really don't need to worry about these gold diggers."

After listening to Su Qingyun's earnest words, Mr. Lu nodded, pondered for a while, and said:

"Su Shen, what you said is so right. I just have bad luck. I haven't met a suitable girl since I was a child. Now I can only rely on blind dates, and I still can't meet a good girl who really wants to live with me. Alas...how can I Such bad luck!"

(End of this chapter)