I was eliminated from the draft, and I became a superstar with a ballad

【335. The complaints continued, making the whole audience burst into laughter! ! ! 】

"Please welcome my appearance with warm applause!"

After finishing these words, Zhang Shaogang had already walked to the stage and started to warm up.

The host must warm up the show at the beginning and arouse the normal emotions of the audience!
"Hahaha, it's a new show, and I will host it. Who else do you think is more suitable to host this show than me?"

"I know you all hate me so much, but I'm still the host. Oh my, my, are you angry?"

As soon as Zhang Shaogang's words came out, the whole audience burst into laughter, and the applause sounded like thunder.

Zhang Shaogang's character is that of an unpopular host. This joke also achieved a good popularity effect.

"Okay, I won't say more gossip. Otherwise, there will be a few more comments in the barrage asking me to get out of the show. Who is the main guest we invited today?"

Zhang Shaogang asked the audience pretending to be mysterious.

Everyone has already seen the promotional video and knows that the main guest of this issue is Su Qingyun.

However, before the audience could respond, Zhang Shaogang had already said to himself:
"Yes, it is the music genius Su Qingyun. Speaking of this Su Qingyun, the first impression that comes to everyone's mind is talent! Today, the name Su Qingyun is equivalent to talent! But I want to tell you that although Su Qingyun is very talented Talented, but because his face is so handsome, we still think he is an idol rather than a real person!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience and guests laughed.

Zhang Shaogang is right. With Su Qingyun's appearance, if he stops here, he will definitely make Xiaoxianrou angry to death. Anyone who looks at him will think that he is an idol star. Who would have thought that he is a powerful person!
You can obviously rely on your face to make a living, but you have to rely on your strength!
"Okay, next, let's welcome Su Qingyun, a talented singer who is not an idol, to enter."

As Zhang Shaogang finished speaking, the entrance door across the stage opened with a bang, and Su Qingyun walked out.

Immediately, there was a burst of screams from the audience, both men and women, and cheers and applause also rose and fell, pushing the atmosphere on the field to its peak.

Amidst these voices, Su Qingyun smiled and greeted everyone, and then walked to the seat of the chief guest.

At this time, all the guests were present.

Zhang Shaogang controlled the rhythm of the field. After the audience's enthusiasm gradually subsided, he glanced at the far left side of the guest seats and said meaningfully:

"Of course, we have two very familiar guests on our stage today, Li Dan and Wang Jianguo. When the Tucao Conference was first broadcast, these two were considered amateurs in the entertainment industry, but now, they are also With a lot of popularity, they must be no longer amateurs. Okay, without further ado, let’s invite our first complaining guest, Li Dan, who is not an amateur.”

As the audience applauded, Li Dan walked to the middle of the stage with his somewhat careless steps.

He is the planner of the complaints program, and he is usually the first to appear whenever he is around.

In front of the microphone, Li Dan narrowed his eyes and introduced loudly to the audience:
"Hello everyone, I am Li Dan."

There was a lot of cheers all around.

Immediately, he began to spit out in a hurry:

"Since the launch of the Tucao Conference, although it has gained great popularity, the ratings have reached a bottleneck. As the planners of the program, of course we hope that the program will get better and better. Of course, we also hope that, viewers, you can not There is such hope.”

"Hahaha" had just started, and the audience immediately burst into laughter.

The laughter of a talk show is different from sketches and cross talk. The burden of sketches and cross talk comes more from the contrast between the front and back words, and needs the plot to pave the way.

But talk shows are very different, often a sentence can make people laugh and laugh.

Li Dan paused slightly and continued:

"It can't be done, really, look at this host, it really can't be done."

As he spoke, he pointed at the host Zhang Shaogang sitting next to him, his meaning was unclear.

The audience laughed again, and the atmosphere on the field seemed very happy.

This is also the reason why the variety show "Tucao Conference" is so popular.

In the process of the guests complaining and being complained, not only did they see the interaction of the star artists, but they also laughed one after another, and the burdens continued, making people laugh non-stop.

The essence of the program is still using various funny jokes as the core.

Countless young men and women watch this show to get a laugh.

In the live broadcast room, netizens were also very amused.

"Haha, if Li Dan dislikes Zhang Shaogang so much, isn't he afraid of being beaten to death if he steps down?"

“The complaints conference is as funny as ever!”

"Yeah, yeah, it's only been a few minutes and I've already laughed several times."

"It seems that the program team is rich. They can invite so many first-line stars, and even Su Qingyun is here to be the main star."

“The complaints conference is getting better and better.”

"After all, the popularity has increased, so the sponsorship fee should be increased."

"They must have added a lot, otherwise how could we afford four first-line officers at the same time?"

"Haha, I don't care about the complaint conference. I just want to know when Su Qingyun will come on stage!"

"Well, the main guests usually come on stage at the end."

"That's right, it seems to have boiled over."

It must be said that Li Dan's talk show skills are good, and he achieved good results in just a few sentences.

On the other side, Su Qingyun watched all this with interest and found it very interesting.

Talk shows are another form of comedy, very different from sketches and cross talk.

On the stage, Li Dan said again:

"The first season of the Tucao Conference is a classic that we cannot surpass in the history of our variety shows. Don't get me wrong. The us mentioned here refer to us. I have seen other programs surpass it quite well."

Everyone at the scene laughed and watched him tease the show group.

Having said this, Li Dan paused and then said:

"Originally, I thought our program was going to be finished and there was no hope, until I saw the guest lineup for this episode. Suddenly, I was shocked and motivated." "Look, the guests for this episode There are many big-name stars in the lineup, such as the music genius Su Qingyun, such as Zhou Xun, Mr. Zhou, and so and so and so and so..."

After talking about the three first-line stars, Su Qingyun, Li Dan pointed at the others and addressed them directly.

"Hahaha……"

The whole audience burst into laughter. Compared with Su Qingyun and Zhou Xun's fame, the others are much less famous. Even Lin Yapeng and Xue Zhiqian are not even close.

Although Zhang Jizhong is the number one figure in the director circle.But in terms of popularity, he is far behind Su Qingyun, and he can't even catch up with him.

Even they themselves shook their heads and smiled, accepting this reality.

"The guests here today, if you look carefully, you will know what they do. Actors and singers are not easy!"

Li Dan smiled and said:

“Our show finally has an episode where I don’t have to introduce someone everyone knows!”

Hearing this, some people on the field were overjoyed, and the corners of their mouths couldn't stop rising.

Most of the guests in this issue, including Su Qingyun, Zhou Xun, Lin Yapeng, Zhang Jizhong, Xue Zhiqian, etc., everyone knows what they do.

Li Dan’s complaints continued:
"Look at our main star Su Qingyun today, look at what he looks like. He can obviously rely on his face to make a living, but he has to rely on his talent. But the problem is that I recently heard that Su Qingyun is not doing his job and goes to film TV series. Then I will I want to ask director Zhang Jizhong, how did you fool Su Qingyun into filming a TV series? Aren't you afraid that Su Qingyun's fans will poke your spine and scold you?"

"A good musical genius has gone astray! Friends, tell me, is this ridiculous?"

Su Qingyun also laughed when he heard this ridiculous joke, and thought to himself, if you know that my other identity is the third young master of the Su family, a writer of novels, you should not explode!

"Then, Su Qingyun also posted a Weibo post to promote The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and said that he actually loves acting, even more than singing. Hahaha, I felt very angry after reading this paragraph. You think, Is this just like what Ma Yun said, the thing I regret most in my life is founding Alibaba Company, I have no interest in money at all!"

"Pfft!" Many viewers couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

"According to what you are saying, I can also say that in fact, my dream is to be a people's teacher, but instead, I became a talk show actor. Oh, I am so angry. Why do you think it is so annoying!"

Li Dan said in an exaggerated tone, and many people in the audience laughed like crazy.

"666, I give this joke full marks."

"I didn't think so before, but after hearing what he said, I felt like Su Qingyun was showing off."

"Haha, I feel the same way."

"This metaphor is very appropriate"

"Think about it carefully, Nima, it seems that this is really the case."

"Actually, the thing I regret the most is that I started my own business back then, and now I am the CEO of a listed company, worth millions. All of this is not what I want, oh my, I'm so angry!"

"Amazing, brother, you are still awesome!"

"Damn, I just watched the rant show. Who is this guy? He seems pretty funny."

"Indeed, as expected of the planner of the show, it's funny."

At the main guest table, Su Qingyun also responded with an awkward yet polite smile!
Damn, his Weibo is managed by an assistant. It is to cooperate with Zhang Jizhong in promoting the TV series "The Condor Shooting". There is no intention of showing off at all!

Of course, there is a saying, this joke is not bad, at least the audience at the scene listened very enthusiastically.

"Of course, Su Qingyun actually sings really beautifully. I really like listening to his songs. As a member of the fan group, I also want to give Su Qingyun some advice. Don't go filming TV series. Acting is not suitable for you. Wouldn’t it be better to concentrate on music and write more songs? How many new songs can you listen to in the Chinese music scene now? If they were all about singing, dancing and playing basketball, the domestic music scene would be doomed!"

Li Dan said with a smile, and also damaged the little fresh meat by the way. Su Qingyun had already complained about it, and Li Dan just stopped when he was good. Without saying a word, he moved to another target.

Zhang Jizhong was sitting there enjoying himself. When he heard Li Dan complaining about Su Qingyun, his old face smiled like a flower, and he was very happy.

Having known Su Qingyun for so long, Su Qingyun has always been a genius. In front of Su Qingyun, he always feels like he has lived like a dog for most of his life.

After knowing each other for so long, this must be the first time he sees Su Qingyun deflated.

The old naughty boy was so happy that he began to whisper to Zhou Xun.

Suddenly, Li Dan changed the subject, and the topic came to him.

"Then, our director Zhang Jizhong and Zhang Da."

Zhang Jizhong was stunned and suddenly raised his head, obviously not prepared at all.

In front of the screen, Zhang Jizhong looked confused. He didn't expect that his name would be called suddenly.

Li Dan pretended not to notice, pointed at him and said:
"Director Zhang Jizhong, his previous works were such classics. In recent years, there have been countless bad films... Director Zhang, have you exhausted your talent as a good actor?"

……

……

After complaining about Zhang Jizhong, Li Dan said to Zhou Xun again:
"Zhou Xun, fans call him Mr. Zhou. When we first heard that Zhou Xun was going to be on our show, many fans left messages on her Weibo, saying, Mr. Zhou, don't go on such a show, Sister Xun, this This show will ruin your reputation."

"I'm here, and I just want to ask, Mr. Zhou, what shameful things have you done that make you so afraid of being told!"

Hearing this, Zhou Xun couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle, even the corners of his eyes were smiling.

Well, this show is ranting, it really is ruthless!
The audience below also laughed and applauded enthusiastically.

When this star comes to the complaint conference, it is estimated that even the dirty information from a long time ago will be unearthed. Naturally, fans do not want their idol to come to participate.

Sure enough, not long after these words were spoken, Li Dan continued:

"Zhou Xun, everyone knows that when she first debuted, she played a small supporting role in a TV series because she was not well-known. At that time, Sister Bingbing was the starring role in the TV series."

"It's just that, as the saying goes, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi. Today, Zhou Xun has surpassed Sister Bingbing and has officially become the number one actress in the entertainment industry."

In this world, the star level is very clear. As long as your ranking on the star list surpasses others, it can already be said that you are more famous than others.

Therefore, there is nothing wrong with Li Dan's statement. This is a generally accepted rule in the entertainment industry.

If it were placed in Su Qingyun's previous life, the hierarchy among celebrities would have been too general and vague. No one could say who was better than anyone else. Otherwise, if Li Dan dared to say so, it would definitely cause an uproar.

As a result, everyone in the venue looked at Li Dan quietly, their expressions did not change much, but they were a little strange in their hearts as to why they suddenly mentioned this. (End of chapter)