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Chapter 337 337 Su Qingyun turns into a jokester and makes hilarious comments

[337. Su Qingyun turns into a jokester and makes hilarious comments]

"Actually, I just wrote a few random songs, and they became popular!"

Su Qingyun spread his hands and said helplessly.

It looks like this!
I don’t know, I’m afraid I really think that’s the case!

But none of the guests present have been in the entertainment industry for many years!

Of course it can be seen that Su Qingyun was riding in Versailles.

Damn it, all of the songs you write are classics, and all of them are internet hits. How could you just write this casually?

Do you really think that classic songs are just Chinese cabbage?

Do you really think that songs like "Blue and White Porcelain" and "Ordinary Road" can be created casually?
This is obviously a gift!

Of course it also requires continuous effort.

Su Qingyun is definitely not as careless as he appears.

They must be working hard secretly!

At this time, the live broadcast room was filled with barrage and ridicule.

"Oops, this guy is pretending again!"

"Damn, just write it and it's a classic song! Why am I not the one who writes classic songs?"

"Su Qingyun, can you be more sincere?"

"Hahaha, Su Qingyun is too Versailles!"

"Shocked that a certain A-list male celebrity would act like a celebrity on the show and deny his past."

"The guy upstairs is good. He will come to work in our entertainment news media company tomorrow."

“The UC Shock Department welcomes you!”

"Pfft, that's enough for you!"

"Invisible pretending is the most deadly!"

"It doesn't matter if it's unexpected or not. I just want to know, Su Qingyun, when will you release a new song?"

"Yes, please!"

"When are you going to release a new album? If it doesn't work, just release a single!"

……

In the live broadcast room, the barrages were densely packed and very lively.

The audience at the scene also laughed.

Su Qingyun paused and waited for the audience to stop laughing before continuing.

This is the rhythm of the stage performance.

There is a degree of relaxation!

After a moment, Su Qingyun raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhou Xun on the guest stage.

"This is Zhou Xun, Mr. Zhou, a famous actor in the film and television industry, and a movie queen. You have to be soft-hearted about winning awards!"

"However, since her debut, some people have always said that her voice is not good, and some people say that her voice is ugly and that she is in trouble! Even just now, Li Dan was making fun of her, saying that it was because she had lost her voice while reciting her lines. !”

"However, I recently collaborated with Sister Xun on a drama, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, which will be aired soon. Everyone should pay more attention to it!"

Su Qingyun did not miss this opportunity to promote "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

After saying that, Su Qingyun returned to the topic:
"It has been a pleasure working with Sister Xun these past few months, but I also discovered that Sister Xun's voice is not caused by memorizing lines at all!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone at the scene was stunned, thinking that Su Qingyun was trying to defend Zhou Xun!
After all, the complaints conference is also called the whitewash conference.

Many celebrities and artists want to use this variety show to wash away the dark spots that happened to them.

Including Zhou Xun, whose smart eyes flashed slightly and stared closely at Su Qingyun.

Could it be that Su Qingyun wanted to explain it clearly for her?

Zhou Xun’s heart instantly warmed up!
I even feel that I just complained about Su Qingyun, which is a bit too unauthentic!

However, Su Qingyun's next words made her couldn't help but wave her pink fist.

"Actually, Sister Xun's voice has been like this since she was a child! It's natural, there's nothing we can do about it!"

Su Qingyun said very seriously.

Everyone present smiled. They knew that Zhou Xun's voice was being complained about, and this was something they couldn't get past.

Zhou Xun couldn't help but waved his fist at Su Qingyun.

"Well done to you, Su Qingyun!"

"Sister Kui thought you wanted to say a few nice words for her!"

"It turns out I was also making fun of my sister's voice. I'm looking for a beating!"

Zhou Xun pursed his red lips, pretending to be very angry.

Su Qingyun smiled jokingly and started talking to himself:

"When I was a child, Sister Xun had a very mature voice. Once during a parent-teacher meeting, the teacher asked a question: What is eight plus seven? After Sister Xun answered the question, the teacher immediately became angry!"

Hearing this, the whole audience was stunned!
The guests, the audience, and the netizens in the live broadcast room are all a little confused?

They couldn't figure out why the teacher would be angry after Sister Xun answered?
Even Zhou Xun was puzzled, staring straight at Su Qingyun, waiting for him to give an explanation.

Ever since, the scene was surprisingly quiet.

Everyone is looking at Su Qingyun!
Seeing that Su Qingyun's appetite was whetted, he continued to speak with a smile:

"After Sister Xun answered, the teacher was very angry and shouted angrily, parents are not allowed to rush to answer!"

As soon as he said this, the whole audience was stunned for a few seconds before bursting into violent laughter.

Everyone burst into laughter. Some laughed heartily, some clapped their thighs as if they had died from laughter, and some were holding their stomachs and laughing so hard that they could not stand up straight.

The reactions of those star guests were not much better.

Li Dan's small eyes were almost narrowed into slits.

Lin Yapeng covered his mouth lightly with his hand, trying not to make fun of his good friend Zhou Xun, but in the end he couldn't hold it back, let go of his hand, and laughed without any scruples.

Even the young Zhang Jizhong was so amused at this moment that he let out a puff and grinned heartily.

Su Qingyun's words made everyone laugh. They staggered into laughter and resounded throughout the entire recording hall.

The Internet and live broadcast rooms have exploded.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Sister Xun's voice is so mature. The teacher thought it was the parents rushing to answer!"

"Hahahaha, it's so funny. Sister Qiuxun is now mentally shadowed!"

"How did you come up with this trick?"

"What kind of joke is this? But it's really funny!"

"Haha, none of this is important. Now I just want to know whether Su Qingyun will be beaten after the recording of the show is finished!"

"Hahaha, the musical genius Su Qingyun has transformed into a joker."

"Sister Xun, please beat Su Qingyun as hard as you want after the show is over!"

"Yes, hit him, the goods are too short to clean up!"

"From now on, grace will never end!"

"Su Qingyun's mouth is too poisonous!"

"Hahahaha, this is too funny!"

"Su Qingyun is such a funny man!"

……

In the live broadcast room, netizens couldn't stop laughing and started making comments one after another.At the guest table, many celebrities were laughing so hard!

Xue Zhiqian even gave Su Qingyun a thumbs up!

"God Su, cattle batch!"

The audience also burst into laughter and cheers. Everyone was so happy, except Zhou Xun who had a sad face!

Zhou Xun had a dark face, gritted his teeth, and wanted to run onto the stage and punch Su Qingyun twice.

When Li Dan and Zhang Shaogang saw this, they hurriedly smiled and persuaded:
"Sister Xun, calm down, calm down!"

This scene is not uncommon in "Tucao Conference".

Of course, everything is a program effect!
Don't be serious!

What's more, Zhou Xun himself is a chronic person, how can he get angry so easily!
At this time, Su Qingyun also let go of Zhou Xun, turned his eyes and looked at Xue Zhiqian aside.

"Next is Xue Zhiqian, my good friend!"

Xue Zhiqian was still there, lowering his head and teasing Zhou Xun, but he still hasn't stopped.

However, when he heard Su Qingyun call his name, he was suddenly startled, the smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and he even felt a little nervous in his heart.

Although Xue Zhiqian is thick-skinned!

But I still felt a cold wind blowing through me, which made my heart feel so cold!

Xue Zhiqian covered his heart and looked at Su Qingyun anxiously.

Su Qingyun pretended not to see Xue Zhiqian's gaze, and said with a smile:

"Xue Zhiqian is a singer just like me, but the difference is that after Xue Zhiqian became famous for a while, he became quiet, and then gradually became obsolete and was eliminated by the market!"

"But I'm different, I can stay popular!"

"If one day I stop being popular, it must be because I'm tired!"

"And when I want to be popular, I can become popular again at any time. As for Xue Zhiqian, if I'm not popular, I'm really not popular anymore. Alas! Why is the gap between people so big?"

"Many people said before that Xue Zhiqian's singing was unpleasant."

"But, it didn't take long for someone to speak for him. The person's tone was very excited and shouted loudly, you are not allowed to insult singer Xue Zhiqian!"

"Do you know? I have been paralyzed and lying in bed for three years. Yesterday, after listening to his song, I got up and smashed the TV. He saved my life. If any of you dare to criticize him again in the future, , I will fight with whomever I can."

This sentence was only halfway through, and someone immediately responded, and laughed uncontrollably.

After Su Qingyun finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

The hemiplegic patient got up and smashed the TV. It turns out that singing ugly music has such a use!

ruthless!
This complaint is too cruel!

As soon as these words came out, Xue Zhiqian was so angry that he wanted to punch Su Qingyun with his fist!
Some of the guests around laughed unabashedly.

Zhou Xun, in particular, was even more gloating about his misfortune, as the previous imbalance in his heart finally disappeared.

Haha, Su Qingyun is so talented!

On the Internet, everyone laughed, and the entire screen in the live broadcast room was filled with barrage.

"No, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"Me too, where did Su Qingyun find these jokes?"

"This guy definitely made it up himself. Didn't you see that even Li Dan looked like he died laughing!"

"It seems like it's true, this Su Qingyun is so complaining!"

"Su Qingyun vomited too hard, right? Is this guy really not afraid of being beaten?"

"Haha, brother, I'm afraid you haven't seen Su Qingyun's live broadcast, right? He is a joker!"

"This lethality is no worse than Li Dan and Wang Jianguo!"

"Scam Su Qingyun, you won't find a girlfriend like this!"

"No, I'm crying to tears!"

"Haha, yes, her mouth is too bad. Which girl dares to follow her!"

Netizens expressed that a ruthless man like Su Qingyun would definitely stay single for the rest of his life. He was too cruel to complain about it and showed no mercy at all.
When the laughter gradually subsided, he added:
"Since that time, many hospitals have contacted Xue Zhiqian and told him to sing more. There are still many patients in their hospitals. If they listen to his songs a few more times, maybe the patients in the hospital will get better on their own."

Hearing this, the audience in the arena laughed again before taking a few breaths.

……

At around nine o'clock in the evening, the complaining conference was recorded live.

The atmosphere on the field has reached its peak, and the applause from the audience below is also rising, and they are all cheering for Su Qingyun.

Of course, there are a lot of hooligans.

Su Qingyun's complaints were like a quarrel with each other, which was bloody. It was thanks to the good relationship. If the relationship was not good, they would have started fighting long ago.

Who can bear this?

Not even if I’m doing a show!

Everyone was joking, thinking that Su Qingyun would definitely be beaten after returning.

At this time, the program has come to an end and the recording is about to end.

Although this is a live broadcast, the program team will fix the time within a rough range.

After walking around these guests, Su Qingyun finally took a look at Li Dan from the program team.

This guy just complained about everyone one by one. Su Qingyun felt that at the last moment, no matter what, he should get back on his feet.

"When I used to watch the complaints show, some netizens said that Li Dan was not good-looking."

As soon as he heard Su Qingyun mentioning him, Li Dan was also excited, and his carefree look became a little more dignified.

Zhang Shaogang and others looked at it with smiles and expectations. It seemed that they really wanted Su Qingyun to cure him.

After a moment, Su Qingyun said again:
"Li Dan is not good-looking. We can't blame him for this. In fact, he was pretty good-looking when he was a child, but why did he become like this?"

"Because, these were all slapped by the teachers in the school. During the math class, the math teacher came over and slapped him and said, how dare you sleep in my class?"

"During the Chinese class, the Chinese teacher came over and slapped him and said the same thing."

"When he was in English class, the English teacher still slapped him."

"In the end, Li Dan was so aggrieved that he covered his face and yelled, "You can hit me, but you can't insult my small eyes!"

On the stage, Su Qingyun spoke with emotion.

At the scene, many audience members laughed out loud.

Although this paragraph is not very funny, it is too vivid.

To be honest, they were sitting in the audience and watching from a distance, they really couldn't tell whether Li Dan had opened his eyes or not!
Hearing this, Li Dan also laughed twice and clapped his hands awkwardly.

He has small eyes. This should be his most intuitive weakness, and he can't even change it.

Immediately afterwards, Su Qingyun complained about Zhang Jizhong, Wang Jianguo and others!

In the end, Su Qingyun's complaints came to an end amid bursts of laughter.

Warm applause came one after another and lasted for a long time.

"Wonderful, wonderful!"

"I would like to call him Su Qingyun, the joker!"

"Su Shenniubi! Let me die laughing in this live broadcast room today!"

"Hahahaha, this issue of the Tucao Conference is so interesting!"

"Su Shen is so handsome, he is definitely the winner of this issue!"

……

In fact, is Su Qingyun’s complaint good or not?

Hard to say!
But with the blessing of the idol halo, fans naturally praised Su Qingyun to the sky!
(End of this chapter)