Past and Present: Start Sedum, Shocking Yang Mi

Chapter 6 Happy friends, the most interesting CP!

"Let me die, let me die!"

In the backyard of the Tang family, Xuejian came to a tree, and regardless of the maid's stop, she hung the silk on the tree and was about to hang herself.

The servants and maids were in a mess for a while, surrounding Xue Jian and trying to dissuade her.

"Get out of the way, don't pull me!"

"Don't stop me, don't anyone stop me!"

The commotion here was in full swing, Tang Tai and others hurried over with Sedum.

"Hey!"

"The one above, are you the dignified young miss of the Tang family?"

Sedum laughed all over her face, and said meanly to Xue Jian on the tree.

Seeing that the culprit was coming, Xuejian jumped down from the tree and pushed away the maid next to her: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

"You are the one!"

"handsome guy!"

Sedum gritted her teeth unscrupulously: "Why, seeing how handsome I am, don't you want to die?"

Xuejian recalled the scene in the sedan chair in her mind, and said through gritted teeth, "Rogue!"

"You too!"

Sedum replied.

"I'm going to cut off all the places you touched!" Xuejian shouted willfully.

Sedum snorted: "Okay, let me take a look, I've touched your end, I've touched your back, and here."

"Haha, butt counts too!"

"If you can cut all of one piece, bring a knife!"

Seeing that Sedum was so dishonest, Tang Tai grabbed his wrist with one move, and Sedum yelled in pain.

"What are you doing?"

The expression on Jingtian's face was almost distorted: "Seeing how hard you are, I know you don't understand women, you don't understand tenderness!"

"Didn't we agree, listen to me, do you want to cooperate? I guarantee that she will not die, and there will be no more trouble."

When Tang Tai heard it, he immediately changed his smiling face, not only let go of Sedum's wrist, but also said to the servants behind him: "Bring the knife!"

When Xue Jian heard it, she was stunned for a moment.

"Hahahaha, this expression is exactly the same as Miss Mi sometimes, it's amazing!"

"Why are these two people so funny, happy friends?"

"Look at Xuexue's expression when she was wayward just now, and look now. I didn't expect it at all hahahaha!"

"Big Mimi's expression is too real, too cute!"

Several people in the backstage lounge burst into laughter.

Yang Mi stood up anxiously, frowning very much like Xue Jian now: "You guys, don't laugh, hum!"

"Reba, you're going to die, I'm angry!"

Reba suppressed her smile, put her hands on Yang Mi's shoulders and said, "Oh, sister Mi. She is angry when she sees it, why are you also angry? Did it resonate?"

"I don't have it. I just fight for Xue Jian. A hooligan like Sedum should have his eyes gouged out and his tongue pulled! Die a terrible death!"

Yang Mi stomped her feet angrily.

And Liu Shishi, Bai Lu, Liu Yifei and others who had already laughed turned their backs on their backs.

"The knife is coming!"

With a "shua", a servant handed the big knife in his hand to Sedum.

Sedum flicked her right hand slightly, and grabbed the handle of the knife impressively.

Good guy, because the knife was too heavy, Sedum almost pretended to fail and dropped the knife on the ground.

"Drink!"

Sedum wielded her two knives and slashed at the trees next to her, leaving her covered with fallen leaves and feeling a little embarrassed.

"Good knife!"

After all, with the back of the knife on his side, he walked towards Xue Jian.

The maids were all scared and ran out.

Xue Jian was also dumbfounded.

"Hey, miss, don't be afraid, I'll strike quickly."

"You won't feel any pain, but of course there's going to be bleeding."

"Oh, and if you're lucky enough to survive, I'm afraid you won't be able to sit up in the future, and you'll have to sleep on your stomach."

What Jing Tian said made Xue Jian hug herself in fear, but before she could react, Jing Tian suddenly raised the big knife in her hand: "It's on the road!"

"Ah!" Xue Jian screamed, and quickly grabbed the handle of the knife.

"I don't want to use a knife anymore."

"I'm going to hang myself!"

Xuejian ran under the tree again, grabbed the silk and was about to climb up.

Sedum raised the corner of her mouth, walked over happily, and tore off the silk.

"Don't stop me!"

"Don't get me wrong, hehe." Sedum turned her head and shouted to the servants, "Here comes that thick rope!"

Seeing everyone, Xue was dumbfounded: "What are you doing with the thick rope!"

"Hang yourself, your silk is too thin."

"Looking for death is a solemn and solemn thing for you, the majestic young miss of the Tang family. This is your first, last, and only time, because if you die, you will be gone."

"So, we have to send her back quietly, quietly, without making a sound."

"Hey, miss, you won't be afraid, will you?"

Jing Tian took the thick rope in the servant's hand, and approached Xue Jian with a smile.

"How could I be afraid!"

At this time, Xue Jian is still stubborn.

"Ah, yes, yes, our majestic Miss Tang family, why are you afraid of such little things?"

Sedum continued to output: "Hanging yourself, at most, your eyes are bulging, your mouth is foaming, and your tongue is three feet long!"

"Oh, by the way, if you use too much force, it's just that your body is decapitated!"

Xuejian touched her neck subconsciously, and shouted nervously: "I don't want to die without a whole body!"

"If you want to keep the whole body, isn't that easy? Isn't your Tang family famous for making poison?"

As soon as Jingtian finished speaking, a servant appeared beside him with poisoned wine: "The poisoned wine is here!"

Sedum opened the bottle cap, slightly fell on the ground, and the poisonous wine foamed immediately when it hit the ground.

The frightened people retreated again and again.

Sedum looked at Xuejian meanly, and kept saying: "I must return to the west. I must return to the west, hehe!"

"After drinking it, the eyes are straightened, the three souls are gone, the four feet are on the sky, the five internal organs are burned, the six gods have no master, ups and downs, and under the nine springs, it must be a ghost!"

Xuejian waved her hands again and again: "It's so ugly to die, how can I see people in the future!"

"This is simple, jump into the well, but the bottom is dry, and the flesh and blood will definitely jump, but no one will see it!"

Jing Tian pulls Xue Jian to the mouth of the well.

The continuous torture caused Xue Jian to completely collapse, shaking her hands and covering her head and screaming.

"Miss Ben suddenly feels that jumping into a well is not a heroic enough way to die, so I'll go back and think of a more heroic way to die, and die another day!"

After Xue Jian said that, she turned her head and prepared to run away.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Jing Tian stepped in front of Xue Jian and said with a smile: "Why, you're not dead?"

"Not dead!"

Xuejian was about to be tormented by the Sedum and went crazy.

"The dignified young miss of the Tang family, once you say a word, it's hard to follow, everyone has heard it!"

"If you go back on your word, you're a puppy!"

When Xue Jian was wronged, she looked around and no one was speaking for her, and said cryingly: "You are so annoying!"

Sedum refused to let go, the corners of his mouth cracked and he smiled: "There is another way to die, which is to annoy you to death, will you die or not?"

Xue Jian was completely convinced, looked at Sedum in front of her, felt helpless, and asked angrily: "What's your name!"

Sedum shook both hands, clasped his fists and announced his family name: "The young one is Yongan's new shopkeeper, Sedum!"

"Sedum's King, Sedum's Sky!"

"Hmph!" Xuejian ran away aggrieved.

The audience outside the screen slapped their thighs fiercely at this time, and said again and again: "I haven't enjoyed watching this enough, why did Xue Jian run away?"

"Sedum really has a skill, Xue Jian is going crazy, the conversation between the two is really wonderful!"

"I haven't seen it before, but Sedum and the others are really a good match, there is no better lover than this!"

"Ask Xuejian about one hundred ways to die, and 99 of them have Sedum involved, hahahaha!"

Hot search topics are indeed like grass on the wall.

Whichever direction the wind blows, it will fall in that direction.

The crown of Huanxi Enemy appeared on the heads of Yang Mi and Lin Ye without any suspense.

Yang Mi was already convinced, and she chatted endlessly in the background for more than an hour.

The rest of the female stars kowtowed sunflower seeds and looked at the picture on the screen happily, with aunt-like smiles on their faces from time to time.

"Sister Mi, I think you two are the most interesting CPs I've had this year, hahahahaha!"

"Reba, come let me tell you something?"

Yang Mi looked at Reba with a half-smile, and stretched out her finger to make a seductive gesture.

"what?"

Reba sat down innocently.

"Let you tease me and see if I don't tickle you!"

Yang Mi directly pressed Reba on the sofa, and stretched Qianbai's thin hand inside.

"Ahahaha, good sister. Good sister. I don't, I don't dare anymore. Don't dare. Hahahaha!"

Reba has gone crazy, curled up on the sofa and tossed back and forth
(End of this chapter)