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Chapter 115 Titanic Demo, Your Directors Are Trash!
Chapter 115 Titanic Demo, Your Directors Are Trash!
The island currency is also called the Daofu currency, which is what they call a currency of the Daozu country, and the exchange ratio with the Shenzhou currency is about 1:20.
If the 70 billion were island coins, it would be worthless.
But if these are all Shenzhou coins, they are very valuable.
The currency of Skyhawk Kingdom is one of the most valuable currencies in the world, and the exchange ratio with Shenzhou currency is about 1:7.
Converted to them, they also have a terrifying number of 10 billion.
"I'm from China, so how can I use Daowife coins? Of course they are coins from China.
If you don't believe it, you can check it online now, I made several movies under the name of Shen's Film Industry.
It's not too difficult to even find out my box office. It's probably only half an hour with your power. "
The middle-aged man winked at one of the men, and he went out very consciously.
He came back in less than 10 minutes, and nodded very positively.
At this moment, everyone's expressions changed.
From the ridicule at the beginning to the incredible now.
In the industry of directing, strength is king, otherwise, no matter how powerful the means of publicity and operation you have, rubbish will always be rubbish.
It is difficult to get money from customers.
At this time, the middle-aged man looked at Shen Lang with a much better expression. He originally thought he was a guy who uttered wild words, but he turned out to be a genius.
But at this moment, he was still angry at what Shen Lang said just now, and said deliberately belittled.
"Even if you have a box office of 70 billion, so what? You are in the Chinese market, and I don't need to say much about the level of Chinese movies.
It is obviously not enough for the whole world to watch, it only shows that you have captured the point of your country's movies, nothing more.
Do you think our viewing habits are the same as yours?Great directors from many countries will suffer from Waterloo when they face the world box office for the first time, and of course you are no exception.
What's more, you are just a newcomer, why do you? "
The principle that Shen Lang pursues is that you respect me one foot, and I respect you one foot.
If you don't fuck me, then fuck your mother.
"Just because your directors are a bunch of idiots, if you give you a Tianhu script, you can actually make a piece of shit.
It is impossible to tell which is gold and which is stone. "
"Speak wildly, our family has stood in the film industry for a hundred years, do you think it's just talk?
We have produced more than a dozen directors for world-class film awards, and countless have received world-class nominations.
What awards do you have? "
Shen Lang dismissed it.
"I don't have an award, but it doesn't prevent me from thinking that your directors are a bunch of idiots. This doesn't conflict!"
At this time, the stubborn temper of the middle-aged man also came up.
If the other party is really an unknown person, he may drive him out directly.
But when they encounter this kind of person who is recognized by their hearts but stubborn, they still want to have a showdown.
But in fact, the most important thing is that this middle-aged man also has a little expectation in his heart, and wants to see if Shen Lang can give him some surprises.
Because the box office of their movies has dropped too much in recent years, but this is not the most terrifying.
The scariest thing is that the decline in box office is accompanied by the decline in word-of-mouth. If things go on like this, they will probably fall to the second-rate family in less than ten years.
You must know that the speed of elimination in this market is very fast, and if you are not careful enough to keep up with the times, you will disappear in the long river of history.
As soon as the words came out, someone immediately stood up and took out the samples that Astro had taken before, which only took about half an hour.
Their reception room itself has a movie screen, it should be said that each of their rooms has a movie screen, which can be regarded as their basic quality as filmmakers.
Then they released the video.
First of all, Shen Lang couldn't hold back in the first scene. Why did Xiao Lizi, who was supposed to play Jack, turned into a middle-aged uncle with a cigar in his mouth.
The most important thing is that this uncle looks very much like Hugh Jackman, the one who played Wolverine.
What's the matter?Titanic vs. Wolverine?
As for the subsequent shots, it is even more outrageous.
As Shen Lang said before, this movie needs to be willing to spend money.
As a result, they directly shot the scene of the cruise ship going out to sea in the first scene. When he heard this, he couldn't hold back at all.
What followed was even more in line with Shen Lang, fully explaining what it means to spend money on the handle of a knife.
Especially the scene where Jack and the hostess are flirting, that's not flirting, it's clearly like a scene where a farmer goes to a prostitute.
Thinking about the classic movies shot by his big card god, blood pressure couldn't help soaring infinitely.
Do you dare to shoot more outrageously?
Shen Lang endured the disgusting urge to finish reading this for half an hour, and couldn't help but said.
"Didn't you read the script I gave you at all? But if you read a little script, can you shoot this kind of shit?"
However, at this moment, the guy who looked exactly like Astro stood up and said.
"Our director thought there was something wrong with your script, so he added some of his own understanding."
Shen Lang is completely speechless now, is there a problem with Cameron's script?Also add your own understanding?
If he remembered correctly, the last person who played like this had already died completely.
Now that they are doing something like this, they will definitely die suddenly. If they can get up, he will write Shen Lang's name upside down.
The middle-aged man asked Shen Lang after reading it.
"What do you think about it?"
"Good rubbish, very rubbish."
The middle-aged man sneered and said, "You still have a little self-knowledge."
Shen Lang gave him a blank look.
"What are you thinking? I mean, your director is really rubbish. To be able to make such a good script of mine into a piece of shit, I have to say that he really has some skill, which is a height that ordinary people can't reach."
At this time, a woman said in a sneering tone.
"You mean you're good at it? You're so good, why do you still come to us? It's not that you have other plans."
"Of course I can, because this is my script."
Shen Lang was fighting all the Confucians here alone, and Astro, as the person who invited him, naturally couldn't do nothing.
Said to the woman.
"Sister-in-law, I know you can't understand me, but you can't insult my friend like this. Shen Lang was invited by me."
This woman is the wife of his eldest brother, that is, the man who looks exactly like Astro.
But even so, so what, his words are already obvious, insulting his friend is insulting him.
If you insult him, then don't blame him for turning his back on others.
After Astro spoke, the originally quiet scene became noisy again, and his sister-in-law was not a fuel-efficient lamp.
The two began a passionate interaction.
The middle-aged man frowned when he heard what they said, and slammed his cane on the ground, and the scene immediately calmed down.
He turned his head to look at Shen Lang, and said with narrowed eyes.
"You mean, if you direct this movie, the effect will be much better?"
(End of this chapter)
The island currency is also called the Daofu currency, which is what they call a currency of the Daozu country, and the exchange ratio with the Shenzhou currency is about 1:20.
If the 70 billion were island coins, it would be worthless.
But if these are all Shenzhou coins, they are very valuable.
The currency of Skyhawk Kingdom is one of the most valuable currencies in the world, and the exchange ratio with Shenzhou currency is about 1:7.
Converted to them, they also have a terrifying number of 10 billion.
"I'm from China, so how can I use Daowife coins? Of course they are coins from China.
If you don't believe it, you can check it online now, I made several movies under the name of Shen's Film Industry.
It's not too difficult to even find out my box office. It's probably only half an hour with your power. "
The middle-aged man winked at one of the men, and he went out very consciously.
He came back in less than 10 minutes, and nodded very positively.
At this moment, everyone's expressions changed.
From the ridicule at the beginning to the incredible now.
In the industry of directing, strength is king, otherwise, no matter how powerful the means of publicity and operation you have, rubbish will always be rubbish.
It is difficult to get money from customers.
At this time, the middle-aged man looked at Shen Lang with a much better expression. He originally thought he was a guy who uttered wild words, but he turned out to be a genius.
But at this moment, he was still angry at what Shen Lang said just now, and said deliberately belittled.
"Even if you have a box office of 70 billion, so what? You are in the Chinese market, and I don't need to say much about the level of Chinese movies.
It is obviously not enough for the whole world to watch, it only shows that you have captured the point of your country's movies, nothing more.
Do you think our viewing habits are the same as yours?Great directors from many countries will suffer from Waterloo when they face the world box office for the first time, and of course you are no exception.
What's more, you are just a newcomer, why do you? "
The principle that Shen Lang pursues is that you respect me one foot, and I respect you one foot.
If you don't fuck me, then fuck your mother.
"Just because your directors are a bunch of idiots, if you give you a Tianhu script, you can actually make a piece of shit.
It is impossible to tell which is gold and which is stone. "
"Speak wildly, our family has stood in the film industry for a hundred years, do you think it's just talk?
We have produced more than a dozen directors for world-class film awards, and countless have received world-class nominations.
What awards do you have? "
Shen Lang dismissed it.
"I don't have an award, but it doesn't prevent me from thinking that your directors are a bunch of idiots. This doesn't conflict!"
At this time, the stubborn temper of the middle-aged man also came up.
If the other party is really an unknown person, he may drive him out directly.
But when they encounter this kind of person who is recognized by their hearts but stubborn, they still want to have a showdown.
But in fact, the most important thing is that this middle-aged man also has a little expectation in his heart, and wants to see if Shen Lang can give him some surprises.
Because the box office of their movies has dropped too much in recent years, but this is not the most terrifying.
The scariest thing is that the decline in box office is accompanied by the decline in word-of-mouth. If things go on like this, they will probably fall to the second-rate family in less than ten years.
You must know that the speed of elimination in this market is very fast, and if you are not careful enough to keep up with the times, you will disappear in the long river of history.
As soon as the words came out, someone immediately stood up and took out the samples that Astro had taken before, which only took about half an hour.
Their reception room itself has a movie screen, it should be said that each of their rooms has a movie screen, which can be regarded as their basic quality as filmmakers.
Then they released the video.
First of all, Shen Lang couldn't hold back in the first scene. Why did Xiao Lizi, who was supposed to play Jack, turned into a middle-aged uncle with a cigar in his mouth.
The most important thing is that this uncle looks very much like Hugh Jackman, the one who played Wolverine.
What's the matter?Titanic vs. Wolverine?
As for the subsequent shots, it is even more outrageous.
As Shen Lang said before, this movie needs to be willing to spend money.
As a result, they directly shot the scene of the cruise ship going out to sea in the first scene. When he heard this, he couldn't hold back at all.
What followed was even more in line with Shen Lang, fully explaining what it means to spend money on the handle of a knife.
Especially the scene where Jack and the hostess are flirting, that's not flirting, it's clearly like a scene where a farmer goes to a prostitute.
Thinking about the classic movies shot by his big card god, blood pressure couldn't help soaring infinitely.
Do you dare to shoot more outrageously?
Shen Lang endured the disgusting urge to finish reading this for half an hour, and couldn't help but said.
"Didn't you read the script I gave you at all? But if you read a little script, can you shoot this kind of shit?"
However, at this moment, the guy who looked exactly like Astro stood up and said.
"Our director thought there was something wrong with your script, so he added some of his own understanding."
Shen Lang is completely speechless now, is there a problem with Cameron's script?Also add your own understanding?
If he remembered correctly, the last person who played like this had already died completely.
Now that they are doing something like this, they will definitely die suddenly. If they can get up, he will write Shen Lang's name upside down.
The middle-aged man asked Shen Lang after reading it.
"What do you think about it?"
"Good rubbish, very rubbish."
The middle-aged man sneered and said, "You still have a little self-knowledge."
Shen Lang gave him a blank look.
"What are you thinking? I mean, your director is really rubbish. To be able to make such a good script of mine into a piece of shit, I have to say that he really has some skill, which is a height that ordinary people can't reach."
At this time, a woman said in a sneering tone.
"You mean you're good at it? You're so good, why do you still come to us? It's not that you have other plans."
"Of course I can, because this is my script."
Shen Lang was fighting all the Confucians here alone, and Astro, as the person who invited him, naturally couldn't do nothing.
Said to the woman.
"Sister-in-law, I know you can't understand me, but you can't insult my friend like this. Shen Lang was invited by me."
This woman is the wife of his eldest brother, that is, the man who looks exactly like Astro.
But even so, so what, his words are already obvious, insulting his friend is insulting him.
If you insult him, then don't blame him for turning his back on others.
After Astro spoke, the originally quiet scene became noisy again, and his sister-in-law was not a fuel-efficient lamp.
The two began a passionate interaction.
The middle-aged man frowned when he heard what they said, and slammed his cane on the ground, and the scene immediately calmed down.
He turned his head to look at Shen Lang, and said with narrowed eyes.
"You mean, if you direct this movie, the effect will be much better?"
(End of this chapter)
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