Basketball: The Chosen Victim

Chapter 16 Irreplaceable
"You mean, don't praise you, but black you?"

Si Lin took a big sip of coffee before smoothing down the fennel quiche stuck in her throat. She was a little anxious to eat just now, and Wu Di's words shocked her.

"Well, that's right."

Wu Di handed back Si Lin's manuscript. The title of this article was "Ohio Hope's Son", to the effect that although Lao Zhan only exchanged Wu Di for a rookie, Wu Di was very hardworking and he was the new hope of Ohio.

"Why, I think you are really amazing, now the players are on vacation, and you..."

Si Lin frowned, looking at Wu Di who turned around to fry the cake again, her eyes were full of puzzlement.

She was actually a columnist hired by Old Homan, and she belonged to the local mainstream newspaper in Ohio, Candide.

She originally thought that it was just old Homan who wanted to write a draft for the players under his banner, but after a few days of tracking, she was overwhelmed by Wu Di's spirit, so she had the scene in the parking lot just now.

But now, Wu Di actually asked himself to hack him?

Is this person mentally ill?

Si Lin took another big mouthful of omelette, um, there is something wrong with her brain, otherwise why would she be brought home, and then just make her breakfast...

At first, she thought that Wu Di wanted to date her. After all, as a well-known columnist, she has a unique glamorous temperament and good looks. Although she is a little short, she often receives similar invitations.

But Celine's taste is actually quite unique--

She likes ugly ones, and the uglier the better.

In the words she accidentally uttered when she was drunk, it was "mostly handsome guys are the same, but ugly and ugly have their own characteristics, and the ugly ones hit the soul directly".

So, Wu Di asked her out, but she wanted to refuse instead.

"I'm sorry, you're so handsome!"

She couldn't remember how many times she had said this sentence.

But the reason of having breakfast moved her, and it was the first time in her life that she heard of someone dating with the reason of asking for breakfast, which made her think "Hey, this seems to be an interesting guy!"

But really breakfast?Not that kind of breakfast?
Could it be... Aside from being bored in the same way, handsome guys are not good at that?
It seems that her previous choice was right...

Having said that, what kind of mysterious Chinese spices are used in this omelet?
While eating, Celine unbuttoned the jacket, revealing her tight figure inside.

"If you write like this, you will only recruit black people for me."

Wu Di brought another plate of omelets just out of the pan, and said while sitting down:
"I understand your kindness, but how can my talent compare to LeBron James? He is called the chosen one!"

"So, most people's first reaction when they read your article is to refute it, saying that even if I don't sleep and practice day and night, I can't beat him."

Wu Di took out a can of Laoganma Oil Chili Sauce. Although he has lived in the United States for a long time, he still deeply loves the food in his hometown, so he will study and study recipes when he has nothing to do. seasoning.

The latest season is limited to fresh fennel. As a foodie who adapts to the weather, Wu Di's breakfast these days is battered fennel quiche.

The scorched and soft omelette is served with rich fennel. The taste can make people fall in love with one bite. With the delicious Laoganma oil chili, the satisfaction of breakfast is instantly full!
Wu Di went on to say while eating:

"The Ohioans, these people are simply the most pitiful fans in the world. Don't look at them now acting as if they hate James, even burning jerseys and smashing arenas..."

"But if James comes back from Miami later, they will dance more happily than the current Heat fans!"

"Now they are just hating because of love, and the background is still in love with James..."

"So, you can't step on James to praise me, it will be counterproductive!"

"James is a pure Ohioan, and I'm just an international student from Ohio State. He is an unprecedented top pick among talented high school students. I was selected as the No. [-] pick by luck. The difference is too much..."

Si Lin's frowning eyebrows gradually dispersed. As a sports columnist, she quickly understood what Wu Di meant.

Now the market is full of crusades against James, but Wu Di is rarely discussed.

Because Wu Di has nothing to discuss!
When basketball has reached the level of the NBA, training is only a small part of it, and talent is more important.

Magic Johnson's rainbow tactics in the playoffs are notorious, but it did not delay his five-time retirement at the age of [-] and became one of the greatest point guards in history.

"But, are you really going to blackmail you?"

Si Lin licked her rosy lips, the handsome guy in front of her can not only play ball, but also cook good pancakes, she is simply a model of what a person should look like, just like the poorly packaged Godmother's hot sauce in front of her.

"Well, you want to black me, and it's the big black black one! Black my not pure Ohio background, black my shabby, black my talent, black me was traded, even black my hard work—so Work hard to have a few eggs, and even if you vomit blood, you will be easily beaten by Lao Zhan!"

Si Lin's eyes widened, she finally figured out what Wu Di meant!
"Wu, you are simply a genius!"

She took off the jacket, knelt on the carpet and was about to pull Wu Di's zipper...

She figured it out, Chinese people might be shy, so she wants to take the initiative!
But Wu Di helped her up, and the latter's cold face suddenly felt aggrieved:

"Why, just now your body clearly reacted..."

"Forget it today, I'm not in the mood..."

Wu Di continued to eat the omelet. He set a goal for himself before, not to be promoted to SS superstar player, not to touch women!
……

Si Lin was already full of ideas on the way back, damn it, this handsome critic actually rejected her!

She made an exception for Wu Di, but he refused!
And using the worst excuse, "not in the mood"? !

What career do you play if you are not in the mood?
Besides, they all reacted, but why...

Sure enough, there is no good thing for a handsome guy!

I'm so pissed off!

Thinking of this, Si Lin hit the accelerator to the end!
So, not long after returning home, an emotional crusade was cast: "LeBron James: The Son of Ohio Who Can Never Be Replaced!" "

The article starts with James changing Wu Di, and lists the differences between the two in detail. Whether it is height, wingspan and weight, or average data, historical performance, and EQ, all come to the same conclusion——

Crush!

Wu Di, besides being handsome, is nothing special!
Besides, being handsome is useful. The NBA is not the World Cup. In the World Cup, you can play football with your face if you are handsome. Can you play with your face even if you are handsome in the NBA?

No!
The more handsome you are, the worse your skills are!

This is the iron law!

In addition, Wu Di also has a deadly paranoia, that is, to work hard indiscriminately!
I practiced ball day and night with a group of prospective college students at Ohio State, what's the matter?
Let alone whether it works or not, he doesn't respect the scientific work and rest rules at all!

Sooner or later his career will be full of injuries!
Maybe they won't survive the first season!
At the end of the article, I let out a heartfelt exclamation: Alas, Mousse is better, not only is he good at playing, but also looks...

Si Lin wrote this, paused, and wrote after deleting some content:

Mousse, the irreplaceable big brother of the people of Ohio, we not only forgive you, but also miss you, please come back and save your hometown team!
In short, without Mousse, the basketball world in Ohio is like a long night!
Wu Di, don't even want to lick my mother's feet!
……

As soon as this article came out, public opinion exploded instantly!
If "That Decision" was a major earthquake, then "Irreplaceable" was a mudslide...

No way, compared with the same articles on the Internet denouncing James' betrayal, "Irreplaceable" in "Honest Man" is so unique, like a firefly in the dark, so bright, so outstanding——

A single sentence broke the complex psychology of the Ohio people towards LeBron James!

Except for the article "It's useless to be handsome", everything else is simply a reflection of the soul of the Ohio people!
However, the mistake of this article is that it is so true that it can only be understood, not expressed in words...

The comments on this article on the Internet are full of ridicule from netizens across the United States:
"Oreans are too spineless!"

"Zhan is just running, as for?"

"Ask who is the dog licker in the world, and tell me to laugh out loud..."

"Let me be fair, I feel worthless for the Ohio people. Well, besides, Mousse..."

"The one upstairs knew it was a licking dog from Ohio, hahahahaha!"

"I'm not! I don't! I... woo woo woo..."

Clicking in again, the avatar of this netizen has changed to [Canceled]...

Many sports commentators criticized this article even more. Although most of what was written was true, how could it be so straightforward?
The ESPN live broadcast room once again ushered in a number of heavyweight guests:
"The people of Ohio will lose face if they continue like this! The Lakers won the championship without James this year?"

"Without James, wouldn't Cavaliers fans be able to live their lives? Look at the handsome guys and adjust your mood, isn't it good?"

"People who write such articles are more hateful than people who burn jerseys! No matter how strong James is, he is just one person. Basketball is a team sport..."

But this kind of trying to cover up is counterproductive. The Lakers won the championship, but did the Lakers win the championship because they did not have James?

Didn't the Lakers win the championship because of the superstar combination of Kobe and his sister-in-law?

Anyway, the data will not lie. The predicted ranking of the Cavaliers who lost Lao Zhan this year is [-]% with a probability of [-]st in the East, and the remaining [-]% with a probability of [-]nd.

In short, as soon as "Irreplaceable" came out, the vinegar bottle was knocked over, causing a mudslide!

　Come for an update in the early morning, good night xdm!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)