Rookie against Jordan, I became the god of basketball

Chapter 159 Lu Feng: I'm already studying the opponents in the finals!
"I'm not saying Drakelus isn't strong, I admit he's strong, but in my opinion he's not strong enough...

Michael, do you understand what I mean? Now the Trail Blazers want to rely on Drakles to compete. Let alone defeat the Sonics, it is difficult for them to even win a game!
Apart from the fact that Clyde is not as good as Rucker, their biggest problem is actually in their hearts. Buck Williams is playing center forward. I can't believe it is true!
Believe me, if I can stand up now, even with a limp, I will dunk and rebound on his head, and at the same time, I will teach those who try to dunk on my head to scare them! "

While trying to make a comeback, Bill Walton was injured again. After his 35th ankle operation, he finally got his wish and sat in a wheelchair.

Perhaps it was because the "healing technique" given to him by the witch doctor many years ago finally worked. When he was close to 40 years old, Bill Wharton's stuttering from childhood to adulthood disappeared!
His stutter disappeared and his legs were disabled. After retiring, Bill Walton chose the path that most stars would choose after retiring - becoming a commentator.

He first worked as a commentator on CBS with Russell in 88-89, but the two partners were not popular because Bill Walton liked to criticize the Pistons very much at the time, and he was not like TNT and ESPN He really doesn't like or despise the Pistons, and his speech is extremely explicit.

Then he was fired without a doubt, but now after changing his career and coming to NBC, Bill Walton has done very well, because he found that criticism alone cannot satisfy fans, it is best to get two popularity close The stars to compare, and then rely on all kinds of incomprehensible data to prove that one is better than the other, this is the real traffic password!

After successfully discovering the traffic code of the commentary, Bill Wharton quickly accumulated fame, and even started his own live commentary program on a local Portland TV station.

Bill Walton said these words on his own program. As a famous Trail Blazer, Bill Walton is extremely dissatisfied with the current Trail Blazers, but the magic is that the fans are happy to see Bill Walton like this Criticize your home team.

Who made Bill Walton's popularity in Portland so high?
Leading the team brought back the first championship for the Blazers, as can be seen from the fact that the Blazers were forced to retire the opponent's jersey during the lawsuit with Bill Burton, who was in Portland How popular is it!

Of course, another reason is because fans know that Bill Walton is a famous bad boy. When he was young, he would get into trouble every three days.

But to be reasonable, Bill Wharton's entry into the game is actually outrageous from the perspective of the future. The main reason for his entry into the game is that he frequently participated in the anti-war movement, left-wing movement and hippie movement, because he supported "terrorism" , he was often visited by agents at home.

Compared with those who are purely for physical enjoyment and bad performance, Bill Wharton is definitely a real hippie.

"That's right, the Blazers really need a good enough insider. I haven't brought back a championship for the Blazers, but I also know the importance of insiders in the game.

Everyone knows that when you master the rebound, you master the game!
Of course, before finding a good insider, the Blazers must first ensure that they can find a good doctor! "

Opposite Bill Walton, the recently retired guest Michael Thompson is obviously also dissatisfied with the various weird experiences he encountered during the Trail Blazers period.

Although Bill Wharton was abandoned by the Blazers because they selected Michael Thompson with the No. [-] pick, the personal relationship between the two is actually very good. This is the friendship that the two took over when they were colleagues in the Celtics.

Although Bill Wharton was traded, it was the Blazers, not Michael Thompson, who he had an opinion on. Perhaps it was because of the similar experiences of the two. Egg" sympathy for each other, get along very happily.

"Don't worry, the Blazers of the past have long since disappeared. I solved the problems in the team with ten years of hard work. Now the Blazers' medical team is absolutely fine!
And I heard a news that the Blazers were spotted by a "big guy". I believe that the future Blazers will only get better and better!
Of course I won’t say who it is, it’s still under confidentiality!

I believe that after the Blazers change their bosses, they will be able to take on a new look and get rid of the chaos that has lasted for many years, and it is even more impossible for the team doctor to not understand X-rays! "

One of the weirdest things in the history of Blazers veterinarians is that after Bill Wharton took an X-ray, it could actually be seen from the X-ray that his bone had split in half.

But because his bones were cracked symmetrically, and the team doctor was a fake doctor, he couldn't see the problem at all. He thought that Bill Wharton was either cursed or had a psychological problem, so he took him to see an Indian witch doctor.

The treatment method used by the witch doctor is to dye the dried plant straw, and then slap Bill Wharton's injured leg with the burning end. When he couldn't take it anymore, he went to other cities for medical treatment at his own expense.

The reason why I don’t watch it in the local hospital is mainly because of the wonderful medical system in Ugly Country. As long as I watch it locally, I have to apply for the medical insurance of the Trail Blazers. Otherwise, I might not be able to join the team until he retires. The player's team doctor will intervene 100%, and it is for this reason that Bill Walton's problem has not been resolved.

He was really afraid of the Trail Blazers team doctor. When he saw that the ankle was not in the right position, he had surgery to take it out, polish it, and then put it back in. Even this kind of anti-human treatment plan could pass. People who don’t know better might think that The team Bill Walton plays for is called St. Elizabeth's Asylum!
"Bill, in your opinion, the Blazers will be eliminated 4-0?"

"The Blazers don't have to lose so badly. They still have a chance to win one or two games. After all, we still have home court advantage, don't we?"

Michael Thompson's eyes widened and he wondered: "One or two games? How is that possible! What do you think the Blazers need to do now to win one or two games and rely on Draxler to score 60 points?

God, if he can score 60 points in the playoffs, then I will come back from surgery to assist him! "

"I may not be convincing when I say this, so let's ask the person involved!

Next, let us welcome the special guest of this program, the NBA All-Star guard, the best lineup, the all-around super scorer, the best slam dunk king..."

Hearing this series of appearance introductions, the fans sitting in front of the TV and at the scene on the weekend afternoon were stunned.

They were all defeated by the Supersonics 2:0. Draxler didn't hurry up to train, and even came to the show, and he didn't want to face it!

However, after a slight pause, Bill Wharton continued with a silent smirk, "Let us welcome the star of the Supersonics, the Yellow Jesus from the East—Lu Feng!"

Hearing this unexpected answer, the audience couldn't hold back for a moment. A bald, obese man with dual symptoms in the front row didn't come up in one breath. He coughed several times before he recovered...

All-star guard, dunk king, all-around scorer... I thought he was talking about Dracles, but it turned out to be Lu Feng!

Audience: Damn, the tags of these two people are so similar, you really have Wharton!
Lu Feng, who had just appeared on the stage, was also in a daze. He didn't expect Bill Wharton to be able to play tricks even in the introduction.

Seeing Lu Feng playing, the fans were momentarily embarrassed, not knowing whether they should welcome him or something else.

They couldn't accept that Drakelus didn't prepare well before the game to participate in the show, but there was no doubt that they couldn't accept that he was replaced by Lu Feng!
Lu Feng participated in the show at his opponent's house in the middle of the game and stole the house openly. Does he need to say what his attitude towards the Blazers is?

However, Lu Feng himself didn't think so much. Anyway, it is impossible to start training in one day, let alone this is in Portland. Instead of lying in a hotel for a day, it is better to find something to do to earn extra money. In the era of mobile phones, a person staying in a hotel is either in a daze or playing cards. Lu Feng doesn't like playing cards, so for him every minute lying in bed is suffering.

The most important point is that he was afraid that he would be bored and couldn't help but accept the invitation of those basketball girls who followed the team everywhere...

"Basketball Girls," "Football Girls," and "Baseball Girls" are all categories that have been around since the early 80s...

A group of girls with good looks and figures will record the sports stars they are interested in, arrange their itinerary according to the other party's games, inquire about the hotels where various teams stay, and either wait in the hotel or directly spend money to buy tickets to hook up with each other on the spot, bullshit Earn benefits from relationships.

These girls either have their own jobs, such as models, dancers, extras and other highly mobile occupations, or they are born in middle-class families.

The financial resources and energy invested in the early days are indeed a lot, but once you successfully hook up with someone and successfully step into the sports and entertainment circles, you can really change your life. Many actresses used to be "basketball girls" in their early years, Britney Spears, " Widow" Scarlett Johansson and the well-known Kardashian family.

Lu Feng is really afraid of this group of people, illegitimate children and so on are minor problems, it will be a disaster if they become the next Maji, the most terrifying thing is that quite a few of the "basketball girls" are not even adults, some Some of them are even only 11 or 12 years old!
Don't think that Lu Feng can control himself. There is absolutely no way to control him. Apart from "hiding", there is no other way. After all, the professionalism of these girls is absolutely professional. As long as their sexual orientation is normal, there will be no such thing as them. People who can’t figure it out.

Fortunately, the impact on the Supersonic team is not too big. Harper and Perkins have long been recruited, and they are stared at by their wives. Kemp is dating the queen Madonna, and his feet are trembling when he sees a woman. In terms of status, Barros is the only one who is more affected. Although his income is not high, he is indeed a potential stock worth investing in.

Other basketball girls in the Supersonics look down on them. At most, they only show kindness when they want to solve physical problems.

The one who suffers the most is undoubtedly Lu Feng. After all, he has met many familiar faces. It would be a lie to say that he doesn't want to move, but considering that most of the girls who make him look familiar are "punishable", That's why he hasn't had in-depth communication with the other party.

"Luck, my brother, welcome to Portland, welcome to the Bill Show!"

"I hope you really 'welcome' me instead of saying 'welcome' while thinking about how to beat me up.

I'm sorry for beating up the Blazers, but this is my job, that's what I do! "

Bill Walton smiled and joked: "Of course I don't mind, after all, I'm no longer in the Blazers, even if you beat them by 20 or 30 points, it doesn't matter to me!

What you should be worried about is the spectators off the field. Yes, it’s the guy wearing a Clyde jersey in the front row. You should apologize to them first..."

"Well, I apologize...I'm guilty, I shouldn't be so strong, if I can be weaker, maybe the score is not 2:0 but 1:1 now.

But it’s just too hard for me. I didn’t even take it seriously the past two games. You’ve all seen the video of me watching Clyde’s layup with my hands on my hips…

There's only so much I can do. After all, I can't grab a rebound and then put the ball into my own basket. I'll definitely be fined! "

Lu Feng didn't mean to change his attitude just because it was an away game. On the contrary, in the eyes of the fans, Lu Feng even became more arrogant!
But they just followed suit. After hearing what Lu Feng said, the fans thought it was true!
Fans: Sure enough, the Blazers are too good. They can't beat the supersonic waterproof, and they don't want to lose face!
Draculas: Damn, if you defend seriously only once out of 20 times, it's called letting go, right?So if I didn't defend well 1 times, but if I defended well once, can I be said to be a strong defensive player?

Fan: You have to take credit for defending once, Derecles, do you still have to face it?

Dracula: What the hell...

"So, speaking of Luck, have you booked a 4-0 Trail Blazers yet?"

Lu Feng shrugged and said, "I hope it's 4:0, but the Blazers once hit a 70% shooting rate in a single game. If the Blazers break out, it will be difficult to sweep them.

But whether it is 4:0 or 4:3, the result is the same.

I planned to turn on the TV and watch the Eastern Conference game after returning to the hotel from last night's show. Do you know why? "

Bill Walton asked curiously: "Are you studying who is stronger, you or Michael?"

"Almost, more specifically: I'm already studying my opponents in the finals!"

"holy shiiii... I hope no one in the Trail Blazers is watching our show now, otherwise they will go crazy when they hear this!"

Lu Feng's trash talk made the fans want to cry, and the Trail Blazers fans really wanted to ask: When the opponents are outputting face-to-face, when will the Blazers stand up?

　Food poisoning, it should be that the vegetables or sausages have been left in the freezer for too long to become moldy and spoiled.

　　Diarrhea and dehydration almost killed me, and my whole body felt uncomfortable. No matter how I arrived at the hospital in the morning, I was still dizzy.

　　It’s time to make a move. I resigned at the beginning because of health problems, but I haven’t resigned for so long. My health hasn’t improved and it’s getting worse. There’s really no one left!

　　The body under the age of 40 feels like the age of 60. Typing code requires sitting and typing on the keyboard for a long time, and code words also need to sit and type on the keyboard for a long time. Occupational diseases are seamlessly connected, and I am entertained by myself...

　　Tomorrow, another day of infusion should be enough. Now the dizziness and soreness and numbness of hands and feet are gone, but the problem of diarrhea and nausea is still there.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)