Learning in the NBA can make you a god

"Don't call me teacher. At my age, you can just call me by my name!" Li Tian waved his hands quickly. He blushed when he was called teacher. He didn't know what he was doing.

If you are teaching basketball, you can still respond when you call the teacher, but forget it at this time.

"Isn't this appropriate?" Seeing Li Tian insisting on doing this, the staff also laughed. He had been in contact with many celebrities in other program groups before, but there were very few people as approachable as Li Tian.

"Okay then, the process of our program is very simple, that is, before you go, you can order whatever you want to eat, and then." At Li Tian's request, the staff of the program team did not even need the honorific title "you" .

"Okay, then I understand. Is it time for me to order?"

The process has been understood, so just follow the process, and he will not embarrass these staff members.

"Hello, hello, who are you?" Just as the call was dialed, someone answered the call.

"I'm the guest of this episode. Can I order food here?" He wasn't familiar with the other party anyway. He probably hadn't met them before, and he didn't pay too much courtesy.

"Hello, first tell me what you want to order?" Although Dahua's Mandarin was poor, he still tried his best to respond.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked Chicken white tripe, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice
You can make four or five of these dishes at will! "

Li Tian reported a long list of dish names. He had watched this show in his previous life, so he knew a little bit about it.

The staff of the program team smiled knowingly when they heard Li Tian ordering like this. This is what happened. You must know that the purpose of broadcasting the program is to attract the audience. If there is no laughter at all, fewer people will watch it.

If you tease the resident guest like this, the audience will like it. The more you tease, the happier the audience will be.

"Can you please slow down a little bit? You spoke too fast. I can't even remember it." Dahua really wanted to cry now.

Why do we have to ask him to learn Mandarin well at the beginning of the first period? This is torturing himself.

"Teacher He, Teacher He, there are guests calling to order dishes, but I can't remember any of them, and I don't know if I can cook them, so..." Dahua looked bitter and could only turn to Teacher He for help.

"Okay, I'll come right over!"

"Wait a moment, I'll ask Teacher He to answer the phone!" Dahua didn't forget to explain. When he saw Teacher He coming over, he handed over the phone as soon as possible and ran out in despair.

"What's wrong, Dahua, aren't you answering the phone? Why are you here without ordering?" Teacher Huang said with a smile, while he was still outside packing his things.

"This and that are the dishes he ordered. I can only tell that they are in Chinese dialect, but when I put them together, I don't understand what they are talking about." He spread his hands, looking aggrieved.

"Okay, Dahua, you still need to practice more Mandarin, otherwise what will you do if you answer the phone in the future?" Teacher Huang could only encourage him. Although this child is a bit silly, the program will definitely be effective.

"I know Teacher Huang, I am also working hard to learn Mandarin." After Dahua finished speaking, Teacher Huang led him to the room.

There is no doubt about Teacher He's ability, and Li Tian knew that Teacher He was coming.

"Hello, this is Mushroom House. I am Teacher He. What would you like to order?" Teacher He's voice is still very good. Although it cannot be compared with Taylor, it is not that he has been able to stand up in the hosting industry for so many years. No reason.

"Hello, Mr. He, I want to order eel pot, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, and Wagyu beef. The Wagyu beef must be authentic beef, roasted lamb legs, and stir-fried lamb. I guess this amount should be enough for me."

Li Tian stopped reciting the dishes and started ordering directly. The first two were the ones he really wanted to eat, and the beef and mutton at the back were also what he needed to supplement his nutritional needs for the competition. He would definitely not order sea cucumbers anyway.

"Isn't this a bit too much? Can you finish it by yourself?" Teacher He asked back. Even if the three of them added these dishes, they might not be able to finish them. But this person only ordered so much. It's a bit wasteful.

"No, no, no, these should be enough for me to have a meal. Can I also order food for the next day?" As for the show, fun is more important.

"Well, it's for the next day. Let's wait. I have to ask Teacher Huang if he can make all of these." Teacher He was also sad, how much work they had to do with these ingredients.

Could it be that big fat guy here? The one who recited the Guankuo must be talking about cross talk, otherwise who could recite such a long Guankuo in one breath.

"No problem. If you don't know how to cook it, I can do it myself!" Li Tian doesn't worry about this. He can cook these dishes himself. If the program team doesn't know how to cook them, he can just do it himself.

For these beef, mutton, and other ingredients, the program team has made special preparations in advance. After all, athletes still need to pay attention to their diet, and Li Tian specifically asked about this in advance.

"Okay, I'll ask Teacher Huang!" Teacher He was also panicking. There were really too many ingredients.

"Teacher Huang, the guests have ordered eel pot, Buddha Jumps over the Wall, Wagyu beef, roasted lamb leg, and stir-fried mutton." Teacher He said with a sense of powerlessness. This was the first episode of the first season, and he didn't want to The beginning of the first episode of the program is the end of the program.

"Hey, can he finish eating by himself?" Teacher Huang was also doubtful. This is true for both young and old.

"It's really hard to say. When he first ordered the food, he carried a lot of food. If it was the big fat man, it might not be enough to eat, so we don't have to worry about this. The key is these Ingredients, how much work do we have to do to have these ingredients.”

The worry is not about cooking, but the lack of ingredients.

"Don't worry, we'll let them do it by themselves." But as soon as he said the words, Teacher Huang regretted it. If it were the fat man, let alone work, walking would be difficult, how could you let others work?

"But can a person who has difficulty walking really be able to work?" Teacher He was skeptical.

Dahua was the only one standing there, not knowing who the two teachers were talking about. He seemed to really not know him.

Another phone rang, and Dahua did the same operation again. There was a shadow in his heart, and he began to consider whether to quit the show. This is really not a place for people to live.

"What's wrong?" Teacher Huang asked again.

"I wonder if that person called again."

After Teacher He answered the phone, the guests ordered very little. They only ordered one dumpling and nothing else. They all wondered if it was the same dish they had just ordered. They remembered that there was no staple food and ordered another one.

The gap is that big.

A few hours later, Li Tian's car also arrived at the shooting scene.

"Is anyone there? A guest is here, open the door quickly!" He patted the door several times.

"Dahua, hurry up and open the door, we have a guest!" Teacher Huang called to Dahua to open the door, and he quickly got up.

"Welcome, welcome, you are Li!" Dahua jumped up immediately when he saw Li Tian. He had been watching games at the scene before, but the location of the tickets was a bit awkward.

"It's me, how come you know me?" He didn't know the person in front of him either.

"I'm Dahua, Teacher Huang, Teacher He. Our guest is Li Tian. Come out quickly." Dahua helped hold the luggage and walked towards the yard.

"Welcome, I didn't expect it to be Li Tian, ​​you are the star that all of us admire." Teacher Huang was also a rainbow fart, and his attitude immediately corrected in this episode. The program team said that they would invite heavyweight guests , but this level is really too heavyweight.

"Haha, that's all in vain!" These are just mutual compliments, there is no need to care about these things.

"Welcome to the Mushroom House!" Teacher Huang was in a good mood and ran over immediately to welcome Li Tian in.

"Sit anywhere, sit wherever you want. No wonder you order so many dishes. The dishes of love may not be enough for you." It's not like Teacher He has never seen athletes of all ages eat a meal.

"Hahaha, I can't help it. This is my daily life habit. I can't stop exercising every day, so I still eat a lot. I hope you won't be offended!"

Li Tian was also a little embarrassed. It was a bit excessive to eat so much for the first meal as a guest here, but he couldn't help it.

"It's okay, it's okay." Teacher He waved his hands quickly and continued, "But we need to work hard to replace the ingredients here, otherwise there will be no ingredients at all."

"Ah, I still have to work, but that's okay. I've been working a lot at home lately. I grow my own vegetables and cook every day. The rest of the time I take care of my children at home, and the rest of the time I do exercise."

Li Tian suddenly felt that the life he was living now was similar to the life he lived when he came to this program group.

"The feeling is that you have lived the life you longed for a long time ago, and you are here today to show your true colors." Teacher He would not let any words fall to the floor. Dahua was the only one standing there stupidly. He didn't know how to start a fight. . "Teacher Li, please sit down first." Dahua was also very enthusiastic and couldn't talk to him, but there was no problem with his warm reception.

As soon as we sat down and before we had even talked a few words, we heard a mean voice.

"Bah, bang, bang!" The continuous and rapid knocking on the door could tell how anxious the guests outside were.

"Is anyone here? Is anyone here?" This voice was as free as ever.

"Dahua, hurry up and open the door to see who the guest is this time?" Teacher Huang did not continue to sit, but prepared to stand up to greet him. These are etiquette and cannot be discarded easily.

"Teacher Li, please sit down first, let's go see who it is." Seeing Li Tian getting up, Teacher He said quickly.

"It's okay. This voice seems familiar. I'll go take a look too."

Dahua opened the door. What a good guy, he almost blocked the door by himself and hurriedly welcomed him in.

"Hello, Teacher Huang, Teacher He, hello Li Tian." The visitor said hello repeatedly.

"This is Dahua. You probably don't know him. This is Xiao Yueyue." Teacher He introduced each other, so Dahua didn't look so embarrassed.

"Hello Dahua, I'm sorry. I'm not particularly familiar with you, so I don't dare to call you by random names." Xiao Yueyue said apologetically.

"It's okay, it's okay!" He waved his hands quickly.

The five of them started chatting. With Xiao Yueyue and Teacher He here, the chat would definitely not be awkward. Anyway, they could talk about anything without dropping the words on the floor.

"Li Tian, ​​Xiao Yueyue, look at the dishes you ordered. We are going to start working in the afternoon." Teacher Huang glanced at the time. If we continue chatting like this, it is estimated that the chat will not end until dark. .

"Ah, why do you still have to work? I didn't order any food. Why are you still asking me to work? If you don't go, you won't go to work. You see, I'm so fat. I really can't work."

Xiao Yueyue was speechless. Now that he was too lazy to take things away, how could he go to work?

"Xiao Yueyue, if you say this, aren't you afraid that your master will accuse you of forgetting your roots?" Li Tian doesn't care about that much. There is nothing wrong with working. We are all farmers. What can't we do?

"Come on, what I said just now, Teacher Huang, you must not broadcast it. I will go to work right away. We are farmers to begin with, and we will never forget our roots." Xiao Yueyue was scared.

If his master really knew about this, maybe his old mother would also know about it, and she would have to give him a slap in the face.

"Haha, let me ask the director how much work it takes to get so many ingredients!" Teacher Huang said and was about to go out.

I calculated in my mind the eel, Buddha jumping over the wall, leg of lamb, beef, and some other ingredients, all of which are indispensable.

"Teacher Huang, I brought beef and lamb legs with me. It's almost enough for me to eat a few meals. I'm mainly worried about the ingredients here." As soon as I heard that I was on this show, I brought some with me, mainly so that I can eat by myself. The time is different from ordinary people, so you still need to be prepared.

"Okay, let's prepare other ingredients." He turned around and went to find the director team.

"Teacher He, I need to get some food now. I haven't eaten for a long time. As long as I'm not outside, I eat more regularly." Then he went to cook for himself.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just inside."

The negotiation between Teacher Huang and the director team has ended, and Li Tian also had a meal.

The main reason is that there are too many ingredients, and there are many disputes between Teacher Huang and the directing team. It is really a lot of work to change so many ingredients at once.

"Director, this is the final deal, we can't change it any more." Teacher Huang was still in pain at this moment. They needed 700 corns in exchange for this food.

This is the reason why the director team considered that Li Tian and Xiao Yueyue are too edible.

"Let's go, let's go to work, 700 corns, today's dinner will be tomorrow's breakfast." Teacher Huang called everyone and went out to break the corns.

"Dahua, bring the tools. Let's go to work now and try to come back as soon as possible." It was also the first time for Teacher Huang to go to work and he didn't know how to do it.

"Let's go, let's go!" Li Tian pushed Xiao Yueyue, he was a familiar kind of person.

"Li Tian, ​​can you sign your autograph for me? Although I don't play basketball, I still admire you very much. I often watch your games live, but after you retired for more than a year, we don't watch basketball anymore. It's so boring. ”

Xiao Yueyue also got close to him. Originally, he had some inexplicable admiration for these athletes. After seeing Li Tian in person, his admiration increased again.

"Haha, no problem. I will sign autographs for you when I finish my work. I also like to listen to your cross talk, especially your master's cross talk. When I am abroad, I often want to listen to it, but I can only listen to the audio."

Crosstalk is just to make everyone laugh. When Li Tiangang entered the NBA, he was under a lot of pressure. He had to face too many things every day, and domestic teams also had a lot of expectations for him.

Especially during the time when he was injured, cross talk helped him a lot.

"Well, on behalf of my master, I invite you to listen to the cross talk in Xiaoyuanzi and ensure that my master has a performance." Xiao Yueyue also knows that although he is popular now, the cross talk has not really become popular.

Being able to invite Li Tian to listen to cross talk in Xiaoyuanzi, even if they don't promote it, those who listen to the cross talk live will help promote it online.

"No problem, it's settled, your tickets and scalper tickets cost thousands."

But no, now that crosstalk is popular, scalpers can make more money. Especially with Master Xiao Yueyue's performance, scalper tickets will definitely double.

"Hahaha, don't mention those who don't have enough money. As long as you come and listen, I will help you pay for the tickets. It doesn't matter, but you still have to tell me in advance."

Xiao Yueyue guaranteed tickets, but they arrived late and the tickets were sold out. They couldn't buy tickets from scalpers, right?

"No problem, I'll go listen to it after the show is filmed."

While chatting, we arrived at the cornfield. The program team also worked hard. They planted the corn in advance but failed to harvest it, so they asked these guests to work and harvest the corn.

"Start working!" Teacher Huang shouted.

Li Tian and Xiao Yueyue also started to work.

Not to mention, they all have done some work, but Xiao Yueyue's breaking of corn is really a bit like Xiong Er breaking corn. He can't hold it anymore, so he breaks off the two pieces that fall to the ground.

"Xiao Yueyue, please slow down, you have to put it aside after breaking it off." He turned around and took a look, and the hopeless Dahua shouted, "Dahua, you are breaking the corn wrong. No matter how hard you hit, it will be useless. You You should break the corn like this, do you see clearly?"

He carefully explained the steps to break the corn to Dahua, and then thought for a moment and said, "Dahua, please stop breaking the corn. Go pick it up somewhere. All the corn that Xiao Yueyue broke has fallen to the ground."

Teacher Huang and Teacher He were both dumbfounded. They were originally supposed to guide the work, but now they have become the background. They were really breaking the corn, while they were breaking the corn like a big bear.

Put one in your armpit, and drop one in the other armpit, just like breaking corn + planting corn.

An hour later!
"Dahua, how much corn are there?" shouted Dahua, who was picking up corns on the side, but he was very tired.

"That's enough, it's just a bit too much. How can we get it back later?"

The director was dumbfounded. He originally thought that this would be enough for many celebrities, but these two people who came today finished their work so quickly, and they did it so fast.

I specially asked the camera to record more shots here, which are all very good material.

"That's enough. Let's stop first, take the corn back, and start cooking dinner!" Teacher He was also very happy. This may be the biggest star he has ever worked with, but he is also the one with the least airs. There is no need to discuss the work at all, people just get the job done.

It took another half an hour to bring the corn back. When they returned to Mushroom House Dahua, the four of them were immediately paralyzed from exhaustion.