From Exploder Goblins Invading All Universes

Chapter 151
On the ancient green brick road where people come and go, a very tall and strong young man suddenly stood still among the crowd.

Looking at the ancient temple in front of him, Luo Lun sighed and said, "It's really not easy, I came here for a big holiday."

Indeed, during the holidays, no matter whether it is in temples or tourist places, there must be many people, and the crowd must not be so comfortable. Normally, Lauren would definitely not come, but today is an exception.

Because Lauren's mother told him that he must go to the temple to worship today.

reason:

24 years old, no girlfriend.

That's right, he came to this temple to seek marriage
"It's no wonder praying to Buddha is useful!" Luo Lun pouted, if his mother hadn't pushed him out, he wouldn't have come here even if he was beaten to death.

He complained that his mother had too many things to do, but after all, it was all here, and Lauren also raised his spirits and walked to the temple.

To be honest, the temple is not big, but overall it has a grand and solemn feeling, which makes people look serious. Even Luo Lun, who doesn't believe in Buddhism, calms down and walks forward to follow an aunt who looks very sincere and enters the temple.

Then there was a very grueling queuing, queuing up to buy incense and queuing up to pray to Buddha. During this period, Lauren accidentally knocked down a girl.

"That sister is pretty, um, especially those eyes."

Walking out of the temple, Lauren licked his chapped lips and thought, he was very enthusiastic to help the beautiful sister who fell on the ground just now, and some accidental touches were inevitable.
This is not obscene, because he is helping others with a willingness to help others. Lauren is very sure of this, but he obviously forgot that it was he who knocked the girl to the ground first.

"Especially that eye-catching look at the end, oh~ Mom, my son blamed you~" Luo Lun clasped his hands together, bowed to the temple with a sincere expression, and made another wish in his heart:
"Buddha, your sincere believer is here to implore, please give me dozens of beautiful loves for the rest of your life."

After making a wish, Lauren always felt that something was missing. After pondering for three seconds, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly added the wish, "You must be as beautiful as that girl just now, and you must have a good figure!"

Then he clapped his hands, which was the end of today's marriage proposal. An aunt passing by him couldn't help but nodded when he saw his whole set of actions, looking very pleased.

"It's rare to see such a sincere young man now, alas, in this impetuous society." The aunt thought to herself, the more she looked at Lauren, the more satisfied she became, and then her heart moved when she thought of her daughter who was still single.

"Hey, boy, just stop."

Luo Lun looked at the aunt running towards him in some puzzlement, and began to be vigilant in his heart. You must know that it would be no good for a strange aunt to find you these days, and then wondered if this aunt fell to the ground later, should she spit and run again?
"It seems to be a bit exciting to say." Lauren thought with some evil humor that he didn't think it was bad to do so, it was just his way of treating people, um, towards evildoers.

But things didn't go as Lauren expected. The aunt smiled at him kindly and said, "You're single, young man."

Lauren nodded without changing his face, with an honest and young look on his face, but he still had some doubts about the aunt's behavior in his heart.

"Traveling sex? Cheating sex?" Luo Lun thought about it, his body turned cold, and he wanted to run away.

"It's good to be single. It just so happens that my family has a single dog who has been raising for more than 20 years. Cough, it is my daughter. She looks pretty decent. I think you must have a common language to talk about." The aunt held a basket of burning incense and recommended her daughter sincerely.

It looks like the aunt who sells vegetables in the vegetable market, that is, you can buy them as long as you ask, and you can even get a discount after negotiating.

Luo Lun felt that this aunt must not be selling good products, otherwise she would not sell them so sincerely, but after thinking about it, her mother seemed to be the same, and how badly she always degraded him outside. You must know that his appearance is not bad, with thick eyebrows, firm eyes, a straight nose and a height of 1.8 meters.

"The muscular man is the right one!" Lauren felt that the biggest highlight of his body was the muscles he had gained with countless kilograms of sweat.

After all, the pursuit of an interesting body has always been what Lauren longed for.

Under reverse thinking, Lauren felt that the older single dog raised by her aunt might not be too bad, maybe it was pretty good. With this in mind, Lauren's tone of speech became enthusiastic.

"It happens that the front is blocked, so it's good to chat." Looking at the congestion in front due to the uneven flow of people, Lauren chatted with the aunt who might be the future mother-in-law with a smile.

It went smoothly, and the two people, who were more than 20 years apart in age, chatted in full swing.

"Mom, who are you?" A beautiful girl in cool and conservative clothes walked over from not far away, and asked in a doubtful tone.

The pleasant chat was interrupted, and the auntie expressed her anger. She snorted and said to her daughter, "Are you polite? Call Brother Luo Lun quickly."

At the same time, he enthusiastically introduced to Luo Lun, "This is the girl from my family, Ziwei, Lin Ziwei, how are you doing? Does it look good?"

Seeing the puzzled expression on Lin Ziwei's face, Luo Lun didn't change his face. He already recognized that this girl was the beautiful sister he was willing to help others in the temple just now.

Lauren felt a little numbness in his left arm, and his muscle memory told him that the position was exactly the position to support this beautiful sister, so he couldn't help touching it.

Sister Ziwei on the opposite side saw this scene sharply, and also recognized him as the 'good guy', her face instantly changed from confusion to shame, and she stamped her feet to show her indignation, and she seemed to be planning to complain to her mother.

Seeing this, Luo Lun's face froze, just in time to see the flow of people in the distance start to clear, he took out his mobile phone and pretended to be in a hurry, and apologized to this kind aunt,
"Aunt Lin, let's talk next time~"

Only Aunt Lin, who was wondering where she was, and Sister Ziwei, who had a flushed face, were left behind.

Down the mountain.

With one hand in his pocket, Luo Lun played with a large topaz bead with the other, with a very relaxed expression. This large bead, which seemed to be made of topaz, was given by the enthusiastic Aunt Lin just now, saying that her daughter Ziwei picked up the bead in a temple.

And the reason for giving it to him turned out to be: I found it in the temple, and met him, a handsome guy, in the temple. It was so fateful, so I gave it to him as a token of love with her daughter.

Although the second half of the sentence was made up by Luo Lun himself, Luo Lun felt that this reason was probably made up by Aunt Lin. He suspected that Aunt Lin just made up a nonsense reason because she didn't want to bring garbage down the mountain.

"But don't say it, although this topaz bead is not very good-looking, it is still very smooth and comfortable to play with." Luo Lun narrowed his eyes slightly, playing with the big topaz bead with a happy face, and his mood became inexplicably happy, and he didn't know whether it was because he was happy for taking advantage or something else, or both.
When I came to a place at the foot of the mountain where I was waiting for a ride, I happened to see a public restroom next to it, and felt the urge to urinate, so I turned a corner and entered the men's restroom.

He was taking out something with his hands, but inadvertently slipped out the big topaz bead that was in his trouser pocket.

Click!

Before Lauren felt sorry for the warm topaz bead, he saw a deep black crack running out of the bead, and then it became bigger and bigger.
"Fuck!"

Lauren only had time to express his current mood when he was sucked in by the deep black crack that became huge in an instant, and then the crack closed and disappeared.

Goooooooo~
The toilet urinal starts flushing normally after detecting no one is there.

This is a wasteland, and the wind will become extremely desolate when it blows through here.

But in such a desolate wasteland, a black spot can be seen walking on the ground, the black spot is enlarged, it is Lauren.

However, he who was originally clean and tidy has now turned into a half-beggar. His gray jacket and trousers are covered with black marks everywhere, and he can feel a stench just by looking at it. The reason why he is not a complete beggar is because he still lacks a broken bowl for begging in his hand.

"Fuck you, time travel is time travel, what the hell are you talking about?" Luo Lun cursed in a low voice, he didn't dare to speak too loudly, because he always felt that this wasteland was very peaceful, to put it simply, it felt like he was about to die.

Have you ever seen a human-sized poop?
Lauren not only saw it, but also took a bath in it.

At the beginning, this sudden shit bath made Lauren feel sick and wanted to scold his mother, but he calmed down soon. There was no way, as long as he thought of how terrifying the master who could pull such a big pile of shit, he calmed down instantly, and even his hands and feet trembled a little.

"Calm down, Lauren!"

Talking to himself, Lauren stopped under a tree with a crooked neck less than three meters high, looked left and right, and suddenly sighed sullenly. He thought of his nagging and annoying mother and taciturn father, as well as his 5-year-old sister, and couldn't help feeling extremely sad.

Sitting down on the dry grass, with his back leaning against the crooked-neck tree, Lauren looked ahead. He saw a boundless desolate land woven by dry grass, and there were scattered small trees with strange shapes on the land.

Looking at the wasteland, Lauren suddenly thought of a word that fit the situation.

Bone Wasteland.

"The Buddha just changed my luck in marriage. He said he wanted to get me dozens of beautiful wives." Luo Lun was talking to himself again. He felt that the Buddha must have thought that giving him dozens of wives was too much, so he regretted it and disappeared in another world.

After leaning comfortably against the tree trunk on the ground for a few minutes, Lauren's heart became restless again. He felt that this was not much different from waiting to die, so he wanted to do something.

For example, to die.

Getting up from the ground, Lauren twisted his waist, put his hands into rolls, and then took a deep breath,

"Is there anyone~~~"

"Help~~"

"Ahh~~~~cough"

Lauren patted his chest. Because he shouted without reservation, he accidentally choked on his saliva. After coughing comfortably twice, he followed his throat. Just as he was thinking about whether to continue shouting, his eyes suddenly froze.

An extremely strong and huge figure rose up from a distance.

This is a terrifying giant about seven or eight meters tall, with chapped brown skin and one eye the size of a washbasin. Most importantly, it holds a thick tree trunk about five meters long in its left hand.

Lauren swallowed. When he saw the Cyclops, he already understood how that huge lump of feces was produced.

"Damn, what the hell is it that you have traveled to a magical world?! Will there be another dragon angel popping up later?" Lauren murmured with a flushed face. He was using this method to vent the horror in his heart.

The Cyclops noticed him.

At the same time, Lauren also noticed the cruel look in the giant's huge one-eyed.

"Roar! Roar! Roar!!"

As if swearing the hegemony of the wasteland, and venting his dissatisfaction after being interrupted for a nap, the Cyclops began to roar and run across the wasteland. From a distance, it looked like a long-legged super heavy tank.

However, even though he seemed to be going mad, Lauren could clearly feel that the giant was constantly approaching here. He suddenly realized that he was not like a sheep locked in a fence, but a terrifying and brutal full-fledged tiger was howling outside the fragile fence.

For some reason, Lauren trembled a little when he thought of being played and teased like a meat animal at this moment. A powerless and angry wildfire burned violently in his chest. He thought of his body that had been honed continuously over the past seven or eight years. This was what he was usually most proud of, but now.

Closing his eyes, Lauren took a deep breath, quietly feeling the power he had always trusted in his body, and he opened his eyes suddenly, with the same violence and ferocity in the eyes of the giant's one-eyed, he understood in his heart that this was his desire buried under the legal society.

When people are in a desperate situation, they either die explosively or die cowardly, and at this moment Lauren obviously chose the former.

The terrifying Cyclops stood in front of Lauren at some point, and the brutal eyes of death disappeared, replaced by wise and interested sizing ups. If Lauren read correctly, the Cyclops was indeed sizing him up.

"I thought you were a brainless beast." Lauren sneered. He didn't care if the guy could understand or not. Anyway, he thought he was dead. If that's the case, what can't you let go?
The Cyclops slowly squatted down in front of Lauren, and then opened a bloody mouth big enough to swallow people,
Roar~!The horrible roar accompanied by the stench of the stench shook the wasteland like thunder on a sunny day.

Lauren felt that his eardrums must have been ruptured.

(End of this chapter)