looking for hell

Chapter 278 Liaozhai!

The moon is dark and rainy, and the temple is broken in the wilderness; a silly scholar lives, and a beautiful woman appears.

This is simply the standard template of Liaozhai.

Yun Qianfeng was not a stupid scholar, but what appeared was really a beautiful woman.

The door was slanted, and a woman came out;
Eyebrows like willow leaves in spring, frowning with hatred and sorrowful clouds;

The pretty face is as picturesque as a painting, hiding the romance;

The rain hits the plantain with tight clothes, wrapped around a slender waist and a palm;

Only when you have your feet and shoulders on your shoulders, you will know the fifteenth full moon.

But when Yun Qianfeng saw this beauty, he knew it wasn't Liaozhai.

Because this woman is not dressed in ancient costumes, she is wearing yoga pants that are popular nowadays, a tight sports vest with suspenders on her upper body, Bluetooth headsets on her ears, arm bags on her wrists, and water is ticking all over her body.

Even the ponytail with long hair that was originally tied was half loose, looking extremely downcast.

The beauty was leaning on the wooden beam at the door, and saw a man in the hall shrugging his shoulders, his clothes were steaming on the side of the bonfire, and he hurriedly lowered his face, as if he was embarrassed to look directly at him.

Yun Qianfeng was not in a hurry to ask the other party's whereabouts. Seeing that she was shivering from the cold, he stepped back to the side, picked up the half-dry leather upper body, wrapped it around his waist to cover it up, so as to reduce the other party's fear, and then Only then greeted:

"Come and enjoy the fire."

The woman looked left and right, but saw no one else, hesitated for a moment, finally couldn't bear the damp and cold, and covered her shoulders with her arms in front of her body, because the soaked clothes were almost as if she hadn't worn them.

The beauty did not speak, and after Yun Qianfeng greeted her, he also remained silent.

He has no curiosity about her.

But judge in my heart:

"Wearing this kind of clothes, I should be running in the morning or at night. As for how I got here, I guess I encountered a supernatural event."

As for the possibility of being in danger, Yun Qianfeng didn't think so, because he hadn't got all of Chi You yet, and it was probably not time for Di Ku to plot against Yun Qianfeng to his death.

And the Queen Mother of the West is obviously also on the side of Emperor Ku, so in the territory of the Queen Mother of the West, there will be no wild ghosts who dare to act wildly, and no one will come to touch this bad luck. Even if they want to touch it, they have to have the ability.

Neither the white fox nor Dolma could get in. There could only be one reason why this woman could get in, and that was an unlucky coincidence.

The beauty looked around for a signal with her wet mobile phone, but where the mobile phone signal came from here, it was obvious that she could only see disappointment.

Yun Qianfeng ignored the busy beauty and took out a piece of camel meat that had been air-dried before, brought it back from the rain in an outdoor pot, and stewed the camel meat.

The smell of meat filled the air, Yun Qianfeng added some salt to the tumbling soup, then cut a piece with a saber, put it in his mouth, and started today's dinner.

"Grumpy"

The stomach of the girl on the opposite side of the bonfire groaned, obviously because the smell of meat had seduced her appetite.

But she was a stranger after all, and the beauty didn't have the nerve to open her mouth to eat, but coughed lightly, and asked:
"Hello, what is this place?"

Yun Qianfeng shook his head, chewed the camel meat, and replied:
"I'm not very clear either, by the way, how did you get here?"

The beauty shook her head and said anxiously:

"I don't know. I was camping outdoors with a few friends. I was going to pick some wild vegetables and mushrooms to add to dinner. Suddenly, there was a heavy fog in the mountains. I lost my way while walking, and then I came here. There must have been a supernatural event."

Yun Qianfeng thought to himself, is there any need to talk about it, it must be a supernatural event.

At the moment I judge in my heart:

"I don't know how Queen Mother Xi will react when she strays into Queen Mother Xi's territory. Should I help her or ignore her? I don't know if this kind of accident was also planned by Emperor Ku. So is this woman meaningful?"

Just as she was thinking, seeing that Yun Qianfeng didn't respond to her words, the woman hesitated for a moment and muttered:
"I didn't have dinner either."

He is a real person, don't pretend to be tight.

Yun Qianfeng liked this character, so he cut a piece of camel meat and handed it to the beauty with a saber and dagger, and said with a smile:

"There's still a lot of jerky, so we can cook it if we don't have enough."

The beauty took the saber neatly, took a bite immediately, and smiled frankly, chewing while saying:

"Is this the first time I've met someone so unreserved?"

Yun Qianfeng recalled it for a while, and found that he had never met someone who was reserved, so he smiled and said:
"It's much better to be straightforward than to beat around the bush."

The beauty hurriedly swallowed the food, and taught Yun Qianfeng:

"That's not right, beating around the bush is a compliment, you're using it wrong."

Yun Qianfeng was taken aback for a moment, this was the first time he had heard that beating around the bush was a compliment.

Seeing Yun Qianfeng in a daze, the beauty continued:
"In the ancient city, the buildings were very dense, and all of them were stone buildings, and narrow corridors would be formed between buildings.

In such an environment, if the corner of the wall is at a right angle, it is easy to bump and bump when moving things or walking, causing unnecessary danger.

Therefore, in ancient buildings, the corners on the side of the aisle were more than one foot above the ground and less than seven feet below the ground. The right angles were ground off, or directly rounded, so that it was much easier for people to walk and move things.

This is definitely a traditional virtue, not derogatory. "

It was the first time Yun Qianfeng knew this statement, and immediately said in doubt:
"How good is it to make the whole rounded corner directly? How ugly is the middle piece like this?"

The beauty smiled and said:
"How can it be done? Since Emperor Zhuanxu destroyed the world, and Emperor Ku destroyed the ghosts and gods, when will we Chinese let the sky pass the earth? We only let people."

Knowing the allusion of beating around the bush, Yun Qianfeng didn't think much of it, but this insight made Yun Qianfeng look at it with admiration.

At least this woman has studied Chinese thinking and Chinese philosophy, otherwise she wouldn't be able to say such a thing.

In their bones, Chinese people only give in to others, and they regard it as a virtue.

For example, take a step back and broaden the sky, this sentence is only for personnel.

You don’t have that good temper towards God.

For example, in very ancient times, when there was no rain due to drought, the common people went to the Dragon King Temple to ask the Dragon King for rain.

It won't fall for three days, okay, move the dragon king elephant to the sun to dry, I feel uncomfortable and your god will also follow.

After three days in the sun and still not under the sun, well, whip it.

Absolutely don't let it go.

With an arrogance in his genes.

Yun Qianfeng smiled and said:
"I've gained a lot of experience. Are you a student of traditional culture?"

The beauty said:

"College of Social Sciences, Master of the Book of Changes."

Yun Qianfeng nodded, thinking it's no wonder it's useless to study these things, and then asked:
"Then you come to the conclusion that the characteristic of us Chinese people is to be tolerant and friendly to others?"

The beauty shook her head and said:
"That's not right. The tolerance of Chinese people to others is very limited, so tolerance is not the main character trait of Huaxia people."

Yun Qianfeng asked curiously:

"What are the main characteristics of the Chinese people?"

The beauty ate a mouthful of meat and said with a smile:

"Hold grudges! Look at our history books, it's all about being bullied, and the more bullied you are, the bigger your territory is. Think about the reason."

These words made Yun Qianfeng laugh.

But if you think about it carefully, this joke is actually quite true.

Zhu Yuanzhang got angry because of what happened 800 years ago, and sent troops to the north to beat him up. Those who were beaten were stunned. Who was I 800 years ago? Who will be me in 800 years?

In the dark night, two lonely travelers.

Enjoyed talking.

The more they chatted, the more Yun Qianfeng discovered that this woman was knowledgeable and had unique insights, and she could always interpret many things from different angles.

For the first time, when Yun Qianfeng chatted with people, they were almost always asking questions, not answering them.

"Ah!"

The beauty sneezed a few times, Yun Qianfeng stopped talking quickly when he saw this, and said:
"Dry your wet clothes. You'll catch a cold if you keep on doing this. I'm going to sleep now. I have to get up early tomorrow and hurry. I promise not to look back."

As he said that, Yun Qianfeng was lying on the stone paved ground with his back to the bonfire, covered with leather armor and pillowed on his boots.

There was a soft sound of cloth rubbing against skin behind him.

"Susu."

Yun Qianfeng didn't move at all, and he didn't have the slightest desire to peek.

Without him, the old goblin Baihu played desperately, and Yun Qianfeng's waist still hurts a lot.

be quiet
"It's so cold!"

The beautiful woman trembled.

Yun Qianfeng didn't look back, and said in a daze:
"Lean closer to the campfire, but be careful of burns."

There was the sound of the beauty moving her body behind her.

After a while.

"It's too cold on the ground, so cold!"

If this was normal, Yun Qianfeng would definitely share his body temperature, that's a virtue.

But I can’t do it today, my waist hurts too much, so I muttered:
"Renren, there is a bonfire, and it will be dawn soon, and it will be very hot if it doesn't rain."

"Hmph! You are so boring!"

Before the beauty could finish speaking, the sound of leaving footsteps could be heard.

In such a dark night, and it was raining heavily, it was dangerous for a girl to go outside in anger.

Yun Qianfeng hurriedly turned around and sat up, just in time to see a perfect white figure walking out the door, and immediately stood up to chase after him.

But for some reason I couldn't stand up.

In a hurry, I used too much force, and immediately heard a crisp sound of "Dang Clang".

"Roar!"

Only then did Yun Qianfeng sit up straight and realized that the soup pot had been kicked off by him. It seemed to be a dream, and he only woke up at this time.

"I dreamed of a superb beauty seducing me?"

Looking at the piece of meat that was sprinkled on the ground, it was indeed eaten, and the shape was the same as that seen in the dream.

Looking at the bonfire, there is no clothes that the beauty smoked.

"Looks like it's a dream!"

Yun Qianfeng laughed at himself for having such a strange dream, shook his head, and lay down to sleep.

But as soon as his head touched the leather boots, he sat up suddenly and looked to the other side of the campfire.

"No, it's not a dream!"

On the opposite side of the bonfire, the dust on the ground has a round indentation, and there is an obvious gap in the middle of the indentation.

That's left of people sitting there naked.

"It's Liaozhai!"

(End of this chapter)