looking for hell
Chapter 292 Forced Jiutu to Make a Mistake
Chapter 292 Forcing Jiutu to Make Mistakes
Here's the thing.
Yun Qianfeng was observing the situation of the mountains and rivers, and found that it was getting late, so he decided to go back to his home, take shelter before dawn, and continue tomorrow.
After returning to Weiku's residence, he habitually went directly to the spring and took out a can of cold spring Coke.
Pulled off the tab, took a gulp, and vomited it all up.
The jar was not Coke at all, but spring water.
This made Yun Qianfeng very surprised, because the jar was intact and he had just pulled the tab, how did the drink inside turn into spring water?
"Is there a bug when the omniscient eye copies items?
wrong!If so, why is there no problem with the taste of yesterday's drink?There must be a ghost! "
Thinking of this, he immediately looked at Yang Yunu who was making roasted beef beside him.
The woman looked serious, controlling the heat very carefully, as if she was afraid of scorching the beef.
"No, it can't be her. The jar is intact and there are no leaks. It should be a bug. And people usually have a guilty conscience. Yang Yunu never has such an expression on his face."
Thinking about it, Yun Qianfeng threw away the cans, and decided to go for a stroll in the sea tomorrow to find some supplies that Luo Linna sent.
When I got up, I happened to see some fragments of beef bones on the rocks by the water, which seemed to have been boiled.
"What's the point of boiling beef bones? And it's still smashed and boiled."
So he turned around and asked Yang Yunu:
"My maid, what are you doing with the ox bones?"
Yang Yuhuan flipped through the cowhide, and replied:
"Knock out the bone marrow inside, the bone marrow will beautify the skin."
Yun Qianfeng nodded, thinking that women would love beauty, so it would be reasonable to take out the bone marrow and eat it.
However, when he sat down to eat the roasted bullwhip, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he secretly asked:
"That's not right! It doesn't take much to break the bone marrow, it needs to be cracked at most."
Thinking about it, he turned around and went to the big bluestone on the bank, wiped it with his hands, and saw a lot of powder on the balls of his fingers.
He kicked it out with his hands, and the powder was very fine, white and slightly yellow in color.
Then I ran not far away, picked up the discarded soda can, touched the edge of the torn tab, and looked at the pads of my fingers, there was similar powder, but the color was darker.
Seeing this, Yun Qianfeng already had an outline of this matter in his mind.
When he went down to the spring, he took out another unopened can of Coke and strolled up to Yang Yunu with a sinister smile on his face.
Yang Yunu's expression was a little unnatural, and he swallowed and asked:
"Why does my lord look at my concubine like this? He looks too sincere and panics."
Yun Qianfeng laughed twice and asked:
"Big maid, did you change the water in my jar?"
Yang Yunu showed surprise and grievance:
"Why did Lang Jun say this? What is Lang Jun being a concubine? A thief? If so, the concubine will not be able to survive."
As he spoke, tears welled up.
Yun Qianfeng lit a cigarette, took a deep puff, and said calmly:
"Tell me, how did you do it? Seriously, you will be punished lightly! If you are stubborn, you will be sent back to the rocks tomorrow to fend for yourself."
Yang Yunu wiped away tears, knelt down on the ground, spoke quickly and clearly, with a serious expression:
"Too really addicted to sweets, unable to resist the temptation of sweets, a moment of obsession with ghosts, boldness, opened the tin can of the gentleman, drank the water in it, and then poured spring water and boiled the bone glue for fear of punishment from the gentleman. Glue it well, and use stones to make it flat, and the Lord will punish you lightly and keep your word!"
Yun Qianfeng scolded:
"For eating, you can destroy the world! You actually boiled bone glue for drinking, I really admire you! Who said that X is big and brainless? It doesn't hold true for you, tell me, tell me How many cans have you left undrinked?"
Yang Yunu lowered her head and remained silent.
Yun Qianfeng slapped his thigh, knowing that there was nothing left, it was rounded, and immediately cursed:
"A can of 220ml, you drank ten cans, you are not afraid of diabetes!"
Yang Yunu lowered his head and muttered:
"Taizhen just can't resist the temptation of sweets. Mr. Lang said that he will be punished lightly, and he will keep his word. Taizhen will receive the punishment."
Yun Qianfeng hooked his fingers and said:
"Come, come here."
Yang Yunu leaned on her legs and rubbed forward, her eyebrows were pleasing to the eye, quite aggrieved.
Yun Qianfeng pulled her over, laid her across his knees, and slapped her a few times.
Q bomb.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooft The gentleman is cruel to his concubine"
Yun Qianfeng was about to stop, but when he heard this, he slapped him a few more times and cursed:
"How do you think you went to hell? You have the nerve to say it!"
After the punishment, Yang Yunu cut the beef for Yun Qianfeng while weeping. He didn't eat a bite, expressing his attitude with a hunger strike.
I guess I'm not hungry, that's how much caramel I drank.
Yun Qianfeng ate two pieces of beef, looking at the aggrieved Yang Yunu, he felt full of joy, and he also sincerely admired the woman's efforts to eat, and he couldn't hold back the seriousness and brokenness at the moment. With a smile:
"No, your head is full of sweets, isn't it?"
Yang Yunu didn't make a sound, and silently protested that she was beaten.
Yun Qianfeng knew how to coax her, and said:
"I'll take you out to sea tomorrow and get more red tin cans, but we agreed that we can't drink it all at once."
Yang Yunu's eyes lit up at once, but his expression was well controlled, maintaining his grievances, and said plaintively:
"Relying on the Lord's charity, Taizhen dare not ask for it."
Yun Qianfeng smiled and said:
"What you said makes sense! The thing is mine, and I really have to ask for it for you. How about it, starting tomorrow, you show me all the unique skills you know, such as neon clothes and feather dance, what neon clothes and feather song, perform a Unique skill, I'll give you a can."
Taizhen felt that his perception of men in the past might not be completely correct, at least the effect on this man in front of him was not very good.
Why do I talk so much, this is good, I have to perform, so I can drink, it's a loss.
Then before going to bed, my mind is full of memories of what unique skills I know.
Yun Qianfeng kept his word, and early the next morning, without even having breakfast, he took the white silk and took Yang Yunu out to sea on a shark speedboat.
At this time, Yang Yunu was not the first time I met him, after all, he was getting acquainted with Yun Qianfeng, and his heart was much happier. The fast galloping on the sea made the woman very happy, and it made Yun Qianfeng's neck itch.
After a while, I felt that my neck was full of sweat, but it might not be sweat.
In the morning, Yun Qianfeng had seen Luo Linna's ability.
Because he had already found three people who carried packages for him.
No amount of it would be able to carry it, so Yun Qianfeng decided to go back home.
By the way, I rode a shark around the island twice to observe the terrain from the outside.
"Hey, it would be nice if we could overlook this island, then it would be easier to know how to arrange Feng Shui so that the four reservoirs are in harmony."
And when the two returned to Weiku's shelter in the afternoon, Yun Qianfeng's eyes lit up after he dug out an engineering shovel from his bag.
"Hang'e! It must be Heng'e!! If Jiutu can see it, she must also be able to see it. She knows that I am worried about how to solve the secret of the island of Siku, so she sent this engineering shovel.
From this point of view, the layout of the island's feng shui bureau is by no means a simple restraint, which can be done by changing its qi, but must be moved to fill the sea!A bird's-eye view of the island, there must be one here! "
As he said that, Yun Qianfeng began to rummage carefully, and sure enough, on a kraft paper wrapped with cigars, there was a simple bird's-eye view, which was the outline of the island.
Although simple, each location is clearly marked.
"Sure enough, it is necessary to move mountains and fill seas. This is not a small project! I will definitely not be able to complete it in a few months."
Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing out loud:
"The person who delivered the supplies was sent to work for me! Hahaha! Luo Linna, Heng'e, you two geniuses!"
"It's impossible for Jiu Tu not to see the engineers shoveling these things. Jiu Tu must also be able to see the bird's-eye view of the island. If they guessed that there was something hidden here, they would definitely prevent these people from coming in, but they didn't. Obviously, Their rights are controlled, or they cannot do whatever they want.
They can only choose between breaking the rules and watching me complete the Feng Shui layout. The consequences of both are not what they want.
Jiutu wanted to kill me, but Heng'e used the image of Ksitigarbha to remind me that I would go to hell. This should prove that the eighteenth-level Jiutu didn't dare to come.
So what else can they do in the face of such a conspiracy of choosing between the two?
Yes, find someone else to kill me!
This No.18 hell is going to be lively! "
Based on the engineering shovel alone, Yun Qianfeng had already guessed that Heng'e and Luo Linna joined forces.
He also guessed Jiutu's plight.
And what he has to do now is to put the engineer shovels here in a big way, let Jiutu watch, and force them to make mistakes.
Just as he was thinking, Yang Yunu, who had eaten beef jerky next to him, came over and said softly:
"Lang Jun, do you want to see Taizhen dance? That's my special skill!"
Yun Qianfeng let out a breath and said helplessly:
"Big maid, please look at my face when you talk to me, instead of looking at the Coke in my hand!"
A miracle happened, Yang Yunu could watch Coke with one eye and Yun Qianfeng with the other.
The glutton in this stomach is too powerful.
PS: There is a power outage today, and the mobile phone code words are really unsuitable, and my mind is blocked. I hope everyone will take care of today's typesetting format! ! !
Thanks to book friend DZLcoco, mantissa 29768, mantissa 18521, mantissa 03166, mantissa 27150, for your rewards, thank you for your support! ! !
感谢书友安如落花、409、你是听书客还是故中人、尾数48572、尾数48711、黎垫垫、尾数37200、我想死在可乐瓶里、尾数55732、廖玉昊、这是木头、竹樽、梦磷、一叶一曳一夜、对此不能靠近、十世石头、迷糊狐、尾数00893、狐言銮雨、小凶许114、尾数08943、怿逍遥、尾数46317、我一生的挚爱啊、的月票奖励。
Thank you for your support, appreciate it! ! !
There is a power outage here, and it is really uncomfortable to type on my mobile phone. Go to bed early today, and wish everyone a good night and sweet dreams! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Here's the thing.
Yun Qianfeng was observing the situation of the mountains and rivers, and found that it was getting late, so he decided to go back to his home, take shelter before dawn, and continue tomorrow.
After returning to Weiku's residence, he habitually went directly to the spring and took out a can of cold spring Coke.
Pulled off the tab, took a gulp, and vomited it all up.
The jar was not Coke at all, but spring water.
This made Yun Qianfeng very surprised, because the jar was intact and he had just pulled the tab, how did the drink inside turn into spring water?
"Is there a bug when the omniscient eye copies items?
wrong!If so, why is there no problem with the taste of yesterday's drink?There must be a ghost! "
Thinking of this, he immediately looked at Yang Yunu who was making roasted beef beside him.
The woman looked serious, controlling the heat very carefully, as if she was afraid of scorching the beef.
"No, it can't be her. The jar is intact and there are no leaks. It should be a bug. And people usually have a guilty conscience. Yang Yunu never has such an expression on his face."
Thinking about it, Yun Qianfeng threw away the cans, and decided to go for a stroll in the sea tomorrow to find some supplies that Luo Linna sent.
When I got up, I happened to see some fragments of beef bones on the rocks by the water, which seemed to have been boiled.
"What's the point of boiling beef bones? And it's still smashed and boiled."
So he turned around and asked Yang Yunu:
"My maid, what are you doing with the ox bones?"
Yang Yuhuan flipped through the cowhide, and replied:
"Knock out the bone marrow inside, the bone marrow will beautify the skin."
Yun Qianfeng nodded, thinking that women would love beauty, so it would be reasonable to take out the bone marrow and eat it.
However, when he sat down to eat the roasted bullwhip, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he secretly asked:
"That's not right! It doesn't take much to break the bone marrow, it needs to be cracked at most."
Thinking about it, he turned around and went to the big bluestone on the bank, wiped it with his hands, and saw a lot of powder on the balls of his fingers.
He kicked it out with his hands, and the powder was very fine, white and slightly yellow in color.
Then I ran not far away, picked up the discarded soda can, touched the edge of the torn tab, and looked at the pads of my fingers, there was similar powder, but the color was darker.
Seeing this, Yun Qianfeng already had an outline of this matter in his mind.
When he went down to the spring, he took out another unopened can of Coke and strolled up to Yang Yunu with a sinister smile on his face.
Yang Yunu's expression was a little unnatural, and he swallowed and asked:
"Why does my lord look at my concubine like this? He looks too sincere and panics."
Yun Qianfeng laughed twice and asked:
"Big maid, did you change the water in my jar?"
Yang Yunu showed surprise and grievance:
"Why did Lang Jun say this? What is Lang Jun being a concubine? A thief? If so, the concubine will not be able to survive."
As he spoke, tears welled up.
Yun Qianfeng lit a cigarette, took a deep puff, and said calmly:
"Tell me, how did you do it? Seriously, you will be punished lightly! If you are stubborn, you will be sent back to the rocks tomorrow to fend for yourself."
Yang Yunu wiped away tears, knelt down on the ground, spoke quickly and clearly, with a serious expression:
"Too really addicted to sweets, unable to resist the temptation of sweets, a moment of obsession with ghosts, boldness, opened the tin can of the gentleman, drank the water in it, and then poured spring water and boiled the bone glue for fear of punishment from the gentleman. Glue it well, and use stones to make it flat, and the Lord will punish you lightly and keep your word!"
Yun Qianfeng scolded:
"For eating, you can destroy the world! You actually boiled bone glue for drinking, I really admire you! Who said that X is big and brainless? It doesn't hold true for you, tell me, tell me How many cans have you left undrinked?"
Yang Yunu lowered her head and remained silent.
Yun Qianfeng slapped his thigh, knowing that there was nothing left, it was rounded, and immediately cursed:
"A can of 220ml, you drank ten cans, you are not afraid of diabetes!"
Yang Yunu lowered his head and muttered:
"Taizhen just can't resist the temptation of sweets. Mr. Lang said that he will be punished lightly, and he will keep his word. Taizhen will receive the punishment."
Yun Qianfeng hooked his fingers and said:
"Come, come here."
Yang Yunu leaned on her legs and rubbed forward, her eyebrows were pleasing to the eye, quite aggrieved.
Yun Qianfeng pulled her over, laid her across his knees, and slapped her a few times.
Q bomb.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooft The gentleman is cruel to his concubine"
Yun Qianfeng was about to stop, but when he heard this, he slapped him a few more times and cursed:
"How do you think you went to hell? You have the nerve to say it!"
After the punishment, Yang Yunu cut the beef for Yun Qianfeng while weeping. He didn't eat a bite, expressing his attitude with a hunger strike.
I guess I'm not hungry, that's how much caramel I drank.
Yun Qianfeng ate two pieces of beef, looking at the aggrieved Yang Yunu, he felt full of joy, and he also sincerely admired the woman's efforts to eat, and he couldn't hold back the seriousness and brokenness at the moment. With a smile:
"No, your head is full of sweets, isn't it?"
Yang Yunu didn't make a sound, and silently protested that she was beaten.
Yun Qianfeng knew how to coax her, and said:
"I'll take you out to sea tomorrow and get more red tin cans, but we agreed that we can't drink it all at once."
Yang Yunu's eyes lit up at once, but his expression was well controlled, maintaining his grievances, and said plaintively:
"Relying on the Lord's charity, Taizhen dare not ask for it."
Yun Qianfeng smiled and said:
"What you said makes sense! The thing is mine, and I really have to ask for it for you. How about it, starting tomorrow, you show me all the unique skills you know, such as neon clothes and feather dance, what neon clothes and feather song, perform a Unique skill, I'll give you a can."
Taizhen felt that his perception of men in the past might not be completely correct, at least the effect on this man in front of him was not very good.
Why do I talk so much, this is good, I have to perform, so I can drink, it's a loss.
Then before going to bed, my mind is full of memories of what unique skills I know.
Yun Qianfeng kept his word, and early the next morning, without even having breakfast, he took the white silk and took Yang Yunu out to sea on a shark speedboat.
At this time, Yang Yunu was not the first time I met him, after all, he was getting acquainted with Yun Qianfeng, and his heart was much happier. The fast galloping on the sea made the woman very happy, and it made Yun Qianfeng's neck itch.
After a while, I felt that my neck was full of sweat, but it might not be sweat.
In the morning, Yun Qianfeng had seen Luo Linna's ability.
Because he had already found three people who carried packages for him.
No amount of it would be able to carry it, so Yun Qianfeng decided to go back home.
By the way, I rode a shark around the island twice to observe the terrain from the outside.
"Hey, it would be nice if we could overlook this island, then it would be easier to know how to arrange Feng Shui so that the four reservoirs are in harmony."
And when the two returned to Weiku's shelter in the afternoon, Yun Qianfeng's eyes lit up after he dug out an engineering shovel from his bag.
"Hang'e! It must be Heng'e!! If Jiutu can see it, she must also be able to see it. She knows that I am worried about how to solve the secret of the island of Siku, so she sent this engineering shovel.
From this point of view, the layout of the island's feng shui bureau is by no means a simple restraint, which can be done by changing its qi, but must be moved to fill the sea!A bird's-eye view of the island, there must be one here! "
As he said that, Yun Qianfeng began to rummage carefully, and sure enough, on a kraft paper wrapped with cigars, there was a simple bird's-eye view, which was the outline of the island.
Although simple, each location is clearly marked.
"Sure enough, it is necessary to move mountains and fill seas. This is not a small project! I will definitely not be able to complete it in a few months."
Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing out loud:
"The person who delivered the supplies was sent to work for me! Hahaha! Luo Linna, Heng'e, you two geniuses!"
"It's impossible for Jiu Tu not to see the engineers shoveling these things. Jiu Tu must also be able to see the bird's-eye view of the island. If they guessed that there was something hidden here, they would definitely prevent these people from coming in, but they didn't. Obviously, Their rights are controlled, or they cannot do whatever they want.
They can only choose between breaking the rules and watching me complete the Feng Shui layout. The consequences of both are not what they want.
Jiutu wanted to kill me, but Heng'e used the image of Ksitigarbha to remind me that I would go to hell. This should prove that the eighteenth-level Jiutu didn't dare to come.
So what else can they do in the face of such a conspiracy of choosing between the two?
Yes, find someone else to kill me!
This No.18 hell is going to be lively! "
Based on the engineering shovel alone, Yun Qianfeng had already guessed that Heng'e and Luo Linna joined forces.
He also guessed Jiutu's plight.
And what he has to do now is to put the engineer shovels here in a big way, let Jiutu watch, and force them to make mistakes.
Just as he was thinking, Yang Yunu, who had eaten beef jerky next to him, came over and said softly:
"Lang Jun, do you want to see Taizhen dance? That's my special skill!"
Yun Qianfeng let out a breath and said helplessly:
"Big maid, please look at my face when you talk to me, instead of looking at the Coke in my hand!"
A miracle happened, Yang Yunu could watch Coke with one eye and Yun Qianfeng with the other.
The glutton in this stomach is too powerful.
PS: There is a power outage today, and the mobile phone code words are really unsuitable, and my mind is blocked. I hope everyone will take care of today's typesetting format! ! !
Thanks to book friend DZLcoco, mantissa 29768, mantissa 18521, mantissa 03166, mantissa 27150, for your rewards, thank you for your support! ! !
感谢书友安如落花、409、你是听书客还是故中人、尾数48572、尾数48711、黎垫垫、尾数37200、我想死在可乐瓶里、尾数55732、廖玉昊、这是木头、竹樽、梦磷、一叶一曳一夜、对此不能靠近、十世石头、迷糊狐、尾数00893、狐言銮雨、小凶许114、尾数08943、怿逍遥、尾数46317、我一生的挚爱啊、的月票奖励。
Thank you for your support, appreciate it! ! !
There is a power outage here, and it is really uncomfortable to type on my mobile phone. Go to bed early today, and wish everyone a good night and sweet dreams! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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