Trying to pretend to be human today
Chapter 187 The Familiar "Dog"
Chapter 187 The Familiar "Dog"
"Brother Bai—"
An Xiangwen was discharged from the hospital.
Baisu felt that he probably knew the news far earlier than any of An Xiangwen's friends and relatives.
In human terms, it means that they share weal and woe... It seems that this is not how the word is used.
Anyway, they are in a relationship of suffering and sorrow.
"We are in trouble together?" Baisu turned the pages of the paper in his hand, "Why do you say that?"
The other side of the phone is full of vigor but still hides a sickly tone: "Look, Brother Bai, we have experienced kidnapping in a shopping mall together, and we have also experienced together—"
Halfway through the conversation, the voice over there became a bit noisy, and the speaker walked a few steps and changed to a quiet place.
"I'm sorry, I'm just going through the discharge procedures... Hey, I always feel that it's not good to be too familiar with this process. Wouldn't it be good to enter the hospital in the future..."
The mutterings of human beings are fleeting, and he quickly returned to the topic: "After the mall was hijacked, Fuzhao Temple turned out to be a cult!"
Unlike the impression that was erased after the Qiqiao game hall last time, this time An Xiangwen was retained with the memory of Fuzhao Temple.
Because the surface decoration of Fuzhao Temple is really good, ordinary tourists who go to incense can't touch the dark side on the other side.
All reality is hidden in dreams.
For An Xiangwen, the same is true of what he explained to the police.
The innocent victims passing by usually accompanied their friends—referring to Baisu and "Wei Wenxue" to pray for blessings, but unexpectedly got involved in a cult ceremony.
The problem is, he doesn't know what the cult ritual is.
Inexplicably, he fell asleep, and when he woke up, the doctor had an expression of "you're awake, mother and son—" ah no, a look of "you're awake, it's been a few days".
"So what kind of ritual can cause landslides." An Xiangwen's pupils trembled, "It's terrible!"
Hearing the incoming call, Baisu flicked the book for a moment.
Wait a minute, the culprit of the landslide isn't Fukuzhaoji...?Forget it, it's good for someone to take the blame for yourself.
Baisu took a sip of water silently.
The concealment of An Xiangwen by the human police made the curly-haired youth's understanding of Fuzhao Temple stay at an ordinary cult.
There are no bones from the back mountain, no other tourists who died.
The curly-haired young man was still guessing what Fuzhao Temple was up to, but Baili responded to it one after another, not distracted.
The white dog should have realized which human being was on the other end of the phone, so he jumped from the ground to the sofa, trying to squeeze Baisu away.
Baisu pinched the dog's mouth before it could bark.
'that's not allowed. '
The black-haired young man gestured with his mouth, and pressed the white dog into the soft sofa.
The latter claws frantically scratched the sofa, scratching the leather surface to pieces, to the point of damage that needed to be replaced.
Baisu laughed angrily, and said with a suppressed voice, "Is An Xiangwen's way of stroking the dog so good? Are you so obsessed with it?"
"I haven't settled the debt with you yet on whether or not I settled them."
What Baisu was talking about was the chase in the dream, the chase that ended in the failure of the white dog.
The pupils elongated and expanded for a moment, followed by more bubble-like dots floating on the skin surface.
The dog under his hands also began to change, and something was about to grow out of the hair——
"Brother Bai? Hey, brother Bai, are you still listening?"
In an instant, the changes of one person and one dog all disappeared.
Baisu lazily leaned back on the back of the sofa chair, while Baigou gave up on tossing the sofa, and jumped off the ground baring his teeth.
"Listening." Baisu replied.
The black-haired young man did not have the mood of discussing with the dog how to get rid of the man just a second ago, and his tone was flat.
"Oh, I seem to have heard you calling me Brother Bai just now, but you didn't answer when I asked." The male voice on the other end of the phone complained, "Did Brother Bai really listen to me?"
I still listen to it, but it is impossible to fully retell it.
So Baisu put the phone on his shoulder and replied, "I didn't listen very carefully."
"...Brother Bai, you can actually lie." The male voice masked the pain, "Your answer makes it difficult for us to continue the conversation... So what is Brother Bai doing?"
Speaking of what he was doing, he was reading a book.
Just mentioning it gives him a headache.
Human beings lied to him, but it was not a lie.
The part-time option does not mean that there is no need to take the exam, but that the difficulty of the exam is several grades lower than that of civil servants.
There are no subjective questions, all objective questions. Simply put, you only need to memorize all the scope of the exam.
Fortunately, monsters are good at this.
When making the phone call today, Baisu just turned over the paper and memorized the words in his head, so he acted a little perfunctory on the phone.
"Read the book and memorize the questions." It should be possible to say that, right?
"Huh?" An Xiangwen couldn't figure out why Baisu had to memorize the questions for a moment, "Brother Bai is going to take some kind of exam... wait for the anchor to take the exam?"
"It's not about the host." Baisu said vaguely, "I found a part-time job."
Human's attention was immediately turned to what kind of part-time job, but no matter how much he asked, he couldn't get an answer, so he returned to the main job itself.
An Xiangwen: "Actually, Brother Bai, you can take on business. It seems that you have never advertised, Brother Bai."
Baisu: "?"
An Xiangwen: "...?"
An Xiangwen: "Brother Bai, why don't you talk!"
After the humans had a conversation with Baisu, Baisu finally took the computer and logged on to his homepage, and found a line of words in his personal profile that had not been changed.
——Business please contact email:[email protected].
Baisu: Ah this.
Following the mailbox, he used the common password of the human Baisu to log in, and Baisu saw unread emails with two digits.
Baisu:.
The long-delayed call made the human on the other side realize something, An Xiangwen asked cautiously: "Brother Bai didn't find a manager or something...?"
Well, still no answer.
Human beings realized it again, and felt that no one would ask him to advertise on the subject of his previous live broadcast.
But why does he keep forgetting, does he have to do some science popularization?An Xiangwen thought on the other end of the phone.
Baisu quickly scanned through the emails, each of which meant socializing with humans.
After clicking Mark all as read, Baisu closed the mailbox.
Human beings are still chattering on the phone, from the live broadcast platform to the anchor and then to some secret melons in the live broadcast circle.
Especially when it comes to melons, the tone of human beings immediately became high, and their emotions became much more abundant.
These are all areas that An Xiangwen is good at, from real people to leather cases, he talks with eloquence.
Baisu was still listening half-absorbed, and only interrupted the humans when he heard that he had finished reading the materials later.
"If there's nothing else, I'll hang up."
"Wait—" An Xiangwen hurriedly stopped, "Brother Bai, I have one more thing!"
Baisu squeezed out a hum, motioning for people to speak quickly.
"It's just...Brother Bai, you have a dog, right? Can I come and have a look!"
Baisu was about to refuse, when he heard An Xiangwen continue, "Brother Bai, your new dog looks very familiar."
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Bai—"
An Xiangwen was discharged from the hospital.
Baisu felt that he probably knew the news far earlier than any of An Xiangwen's friends and relatives.
In human terms, it means that they share weal and woe... It seems that this is not how the word is used.
Anyway, they are in a relationship of suffering and sorrow.
"We are in trouble together?" Baisu turned the pages of the paper in his hand, "Why do you say that?"
The other side of the phone is full of vigor but still hides a sickly tone: "Look, Brother Bai, we have experienced kidnapping in a shopping mall together, and we have also experienced together—"
Halfway through the conversation, the voice over there became a bit noisy, and the speaker walked a few steps and changed to a quiet place.
"I'm sorry, I'm just going through the discharge procedures... Hey, I always feel that it's not good to be too familiar with this process. Wouldn't it be good to enter the hospital in the future..."
The mutterings of human beings are fleeting, and he quickly returned to the topic: "After the mall was hijacked, Fuzhao Temple turned out to be a cult!"
Unlike the impression that was erased after the Qiqiao game hall last time, this time An Xiangwen was retained with the memory of Fuzhao Temple.
Because the surface decoration of Fuzhao Temple is really good, ordinary tourists who go to incense can't touch the dark side on the other side.
All reality is hidden in dreams.
For An Xiangwen, the same is true of what he explained to the police.
The innocent victims passing by usually accompanied their friends—referring to Baisu and "Wei Wenxue" to pray for blessings, but unexpectedly got involved in a cult ceremony.
The problem is, he doesn't know what the cult ritual is.
Inexplicably, he fell asleep, and when he woke up, the doctor had an expression of "you're awake, mother and son—" ah no, a look of "you're awake, it's been a few days".
"So what kind of ritual can cause landslides." An Xiangwen's pupils trembled, "It's terrible!"
Hearing the incoming call, Baisu flicked the book for a moment.
Wait a minute, the culprit of the landslide isn't Fukuzhaoji...?Forget it, it's good for someone to take the blame for yourself.
Baisu took a sip of water silently.
The concealment of An Xiangwen by the human police made the curly-haired youth's understanding of Fuzhao Temple stay at an ordinary cult.
There are no bones from the back mountain, no other tourists who died.
The curly-haired young man was still guessing what Fuzhao Temple was up to, but Baili responded to it one after another, not distracted.
The white dog should have realized which human being was on the other end of the phone, so he jumped from the ground to the sofa, trying to squeeze Baisu away.
Baisu pinched the dog's mouth before it could bark.
'that's not allowed. '
The black-haired young man gestured with his mouth, and pressed the white dog into the soft sofa.
The latter claws frantically scratched the sofa, scratching the leather surface to pieces, to the point of damage that needed to be replaced.
Baisu laughed angrily, and said with a suppressed voice, "Is An Xiangwen's way of stroking the dog so good? Are you so obsessed with it?"
"I haven't settled the debt with you yet on whether or not I settled them."
What Baisu was talking about was the chase in the dream, the chase that ended in the failure of the white dog.
The pupils elongated and expanded for a moment, followed by more bubble-like dots floating on the skin surface.
The dog under his hands also began to change, and something was about to grow out of the hair——
"Brother Bai? Hey, brother Bai, are you still listening?"
In an instant, the changes of one person and one dog all disappeared.
Baisu lazily leaned back on the back of the sofa chair, while Baigou gave up on tossing the sofa, and jumped off the ground baring his teeth.
"Listening." Baisu replied.
The black-haired young man did not have the mood of discussing with the dog how to get rid of the man just a second ago, and his tone was flat.
"Oh, I seem to have heard you calling me Brother Bai just now, but you didn't answer when I asked." The male voice on the other end of the phone complained, "Did Brother Bai really listen to me?"
I still listen to it, but it is impossible to fully retell it.
So Baisu put the phone on his shoulder and replied, "I didn't listen very carefully."
"...Brother Bai, you can actually lie." The male voice masked the pain, "Your answer makes it difficult for us to continue the conversation... So what is Brother Bai doing?"
Speaking of what he was doing, he was reading a book.
Just mentioning it gives him a headache.
Human beings lied to him, but it was not a lie.
The part-time option does not mean that there is no need to take the exam, but that the difficulty of the exam is several grades lower than that of civil servants.
There are no subjective questions, all objective questions. Simply put, you only need to memorize all the scope of the exam.
Fortunately, monsters are good at this.
When making the phone call today, Baisu just turned over the paper and memorized the words in his head, so he acted a little perfunctory on the phone.
"Read the book and memorize the questions." It should be possible to say that, right?
"Huh?" An Xiangwen couldn't figure out why Baisu had to memorize the questions for a moment, "Brother Bai is going to take some kind of exam... wait for the anchor to take the exam?"
"It's not about the host." Baisu said vaguely, "I found a part-time job."
Human's attention was immediately turned to what kind of part-time job, but no matter how much he asked, he couldn't get an answer, so he returned to the main job itself.
An Xiangwen: "Actually, Brother Bai, you can take on business. It seems that you have never advertised, Brother Bai."
Baisu: "?"
An Xiangwen: "...?"
An Xiangwen: "Brother Bai, why don't you talk!"
After the humans had a conversation with Baisu, Baisu finally took the computer and logged on to his homepage, and found a line of words in his personal profile that had not been changed.
——Business please contact email:[email protected].
Baisu: Ah this.
Following the mailbox, he used the common password of the human Baisu to log in, and Baisu saw unread emails with two digits.
Baisu:.
The long-delayed call made the human on the other side realize something, An Xiangwen asked cautiously: "Brother Bai didn't find a manager or something...?"
Well, still no answer.
Human beings realized it again, and felt that no one would ask him to advertise on the subject of his previous live broadcast.
But why does he keep forgetting, does he have to do some science popularization?An Xiangwen thought on the other end of the phone.
Baisu quickly scanned through the emails, each of which meant socializing with humans.
After clicking Mark all as read, Baisu closed the mailbox.
Human beings are still chattering on the phone, from the live broadcast platform to the anchor and then to some secret melons in the live broadcast circle.
Especially when it comes to melons, the tone of human beings immediately became high, and their emotions became much more abundant.
These are all areas that An Xiangwen is good at, from real people to leather cases, he talks with eloquence.
Baisu was still listening half-absorbed, and only interrupted the humans when he heard that he had finished reading the materials later.
"If there's nothing else, I'll hang up."
"Wait—" An Xiangwen hurriedly stopped, "Brother Bai, I have one more thing!"
Baisu squeezed out a hum, motioning for people to speak quickly.
"It's just...Brother Bai, you have a dog, right? Can I come and have a look!"
Baisu was about to refuse, when he heard An Xiangwen continue, "Brother Bai, your new dog looks very familiar."
(End of this chapter)
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