Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 221 Incident Reporting
What's it like to communicate with a human boss?
Baisu replied that it was no different from ordinary chatting.

The human captain named Gu Cheng visited his house a long time ago, and Gu Cheng led the conversation between the two at that time.

Later, it seemed that they met several times during the hospitalization after the Qiqiao game hall, and then it was now.

He sat face to face with humans, chatting leisurely, more like chatting about family matters.

At least superficial chatter.

Baisu looked around at the decorations in the room.

—Someone was "watching" him.

Observing him indirectly through some objects or props from a distance, the other party himself is not at the scene.

Unsurprisingly, he attracted the attention. After realizing that the line of sight was coming from behind, Baisu hesitated for a moment, and gave up the choice of looking at the situation with eyeballs.

You won't lose a piece of meat if you look at it a few more times. Human beings can look at it if they want.

And the communication between him and his immediate boss of future human beings has also come to an end. This upright middle-aged man asked him a question.

"Do you want to know about your parents?"

"Huh?" The monster made a puzzled voice, why did the topic jump to this.

The human being continued to talk eloquently, giving the reason he thought, since he forgot it, it would be good to know it again.

Although they haven't learned the purpose of that sect using Baisu's parents to catch Baisu, it's always right to make preparations before dawn.

Of course, this matter has to be agreed by the person concerned. If the other party is not willing to know, then they have no way to impose it.

If it was the original human beings who would have responded by now, maybe it was very urgent, but Baisu thought for a long time.

Finally, Baisu gave an agreeable answer.

He can take the materials, but he can't read them or not.

The middle-aged man at the desk smiled when he heard the answer, quickly took out a document bag from his hand, and handed it to Baisu.

From two o'clock in the morning to twelve o'clock at noon, human beings have already collected the information of "Baisu"'s parents for ten hours.

What should he feel good about?Are humans efficient?Or is this special department with high authority?

Bai Li took the file bag and glanced at it hastily. The paper inside was very thick, and it probably took a while to read it.

Obtaining the information of the original human parents is the last part of the conversation, perhaps this is also the real purpose of human beings looking for him.

After Bai Li left Gu Cheng's office, not long after, the bookshelf facing the desk bounced off to the side in a corner of this small room, revealing the passage behind.

Two people came out of it, one was Xia Chengyin mentioned by Gu Cheng in the previous conversation, and the other was Tang Nuo who was supposed to leave the building.

While the human lie detector was operating stably, the young man wearing glasses shook his head at his boss, expressing that what Baisu was telling was the truth.

And Xia Chengyin took a few sheets of paper full of words in his hand to draw with a pen, and slapped it on the table to show that he was finished.

"Integrating the questions of the psychological test into the dialogue...it's really possible, that kid is so nervous that he didn't realize it at all." Is this reasonable?
They even set up some words, but the black-haired young man didn't respond at all, and if he had something to say, he answered bluntly that he didn't know.

It was as if they had been going around for a long time, and finally reached the same destination under Baisu's straight ball.

It's a bit frustrating, but the results are good.

"By the way, boss." Xia Chengyin suddenly said, "Did you forget to say something?"

With the other two people looking at him, the officer with a short head continued to say: "Didn't I tell Baisu to find time to go to the headquarters to have a look at his brain... Wait, Boss won't say nothing on purpose, right?"

The middle-aged man with a dignified face shook his head solemnly: "I forgot, then I will pass this matter on to you."

"Can I also give it to Tang Nuo...?" Xia Chengyin, who took over the errand inexplicably, turned her head and found that her colleague had left the office without even a shadow.

Even his boss had an enamel cup in his pocket, as if he was going to have a meal and take a lunch break, and disappeared into the corridor in twos and threes.

The police officer surnamed Xia who also worked overtime all night and even went to the field: Where is the colleague working?
……

Baisu who took the materials and went downstairs was led downstairs by Chen Zi who was waiting outside.

The short-haired woman took him to the administration and received a new mobile phone for work.

Chen Zi: "It's not impossible to use it every day, as long as you don't mind."

The short-haired woman pointed to the phone suggestively, and she and Baisu exchanged glances.

She felt that Baisu should know what was implied, but Baisu was full of doubts.

Baisu: Excuse me, what do you mind?
Baisu, who didn't know what to mind at all, quickly completed the whole process of inserting the SIM card and turning on the phone.

Then, he received several messages after logging on social software.

The mobile phone that has been out of contact since last night has 99+ pending messages. Baisu skips the nonsense of a certain curly-haired human being, and then sends back an emoji to the granddaughter of the landlord's family. Incoming message.

The human police asked him to do another check when he had time, to check his brain.

At first glance, it sounded like a curse word, Baisu wanted to ignore it at first, but after seeing the location, he thought he could go there.

"That's right." Meaningfully replying to the emoji she received, Baisu raised her head again and looked at the short-haired woman, "Ask... who do you want to contact for the ward numbers of the two ordinary people I sent out?"

"Ah? You can go directly to the hospital and ask for the name, or you can find Xia Chengyin. He is the person in charge and should know, but he just doesn't know when he will get back to you."

Baisu sent a question according to what Chen Zi said, and only received a reply after lunch.

By the way, the cafeteria at the police station is delicious, but the food is a bit small.

Before Baisu came to the human land, he was empty-handed. When he left, apart from a bag of information about his parents, there were also several pieces of report paper that needed to be written.

He looked at the white paper for a while, and finally stuffed the paper into the file bag.

Perhaps the final destination of the paper will be the trash can, or it may be in the stomach of the white dog, but if it is in the human territory, let's make it look like it.

Baisu walked down to the lobby on the first floor, and was about to open the door when a female voice called him from behind.

"Baisu!" Chen Zi chased down from upstairs and stood by the steps, leaning on the handrail of the stairs, "Recently...go out as little as you can."

Baisu turned her head, and the woman with short hair had a serious look on her face: "If possible, try not to go to places with few people."

"Absolutely, absolutely don't leave alone."

……

[Bloody Mary] Incident Report:

...appeared at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night in response to the summoning ceremony, and lasted for 47 minutes and [-] seconds...Investigators received the alarm and went to check, the ritual user survived, and Bloody Mary was nowhere to be found.

... There were signs of unknown spiritual invasion at the scene, and it was speculated that it had a fight with Bloody Mary... The user of the ritual had no memory residue, and did not lie... Guess, the brain that was more impacted took self-protection measures.

In conclusion, the Bloody Mary attack failed and fled.

Added on xxxx xxxx, Bloody Mary never appeared again.

[Ghost Metro] Incident Report:

...appeared at xx station, the monitoring was damaged, it was impossible to determine how many passengers got on the train, and it drove for - minutes, and arrived at xxx station. During this period, it did not stop at any platform, and could not be captured by surveillance...Investigators should call the police to check, and the number of deaths and injuries cannot be counted .

... After the ghost subway arrived at xxx, it was unable to leave due to an unknown malfunction. The investigators had conflicts with the strange passengers on the ghost subway... After 32 minutes, the ghost subway cleared the fault and left xxx station.

Subsequent ghost subways left the city and went to other areas, but never returned.

On x month x, xxxx, the white ghost appeared for the first time in the ghost subway incident.

[Seven Skills Game Hall] Incident Report:

...arrived at Minghui Shopping Center on x-month-x...six people were trapped, and three survivors...see the Qiqiao game hall for detailed information——video data.

...the memory of the survivors has been erased, replaced by the bombing hostage incident.

On x month x, xxxx, the white monster reappeared.

It was added on xx, xxxx, that the survivor Baili did not experience memory recovery, and the Qiqiao game hall did not reappear.

[Ghost Baby] Incident report:

...appeared in xx hospital on x-month x...appeared in xxx hospital on x-month x, lodged in Ji Xinxin's body... broke out at night, attacked... and then disappeared, leaving a comatose person at the scene Two, it is presumed that they have escaped from xxx Hospital.

It was added on x month x xxxx that the ghost baby never appeared again.

……

"That's about it, is there anything else you want to check?" The people in the archives checked that the documents were in good order, and then took out all the relevant reports, "Fuzhao Temple and the recent haunted house are being sorted out, maybe It will take a while to file."

After a while is just a function word, depending on how long it took for the person who wrote the report to submit it.

For example, when the report on the haunted house will be filed, it all depends on when Baili finishes writing and handing in a few pages, which seems to be indefinitely far away.

After all, he planned to go home and let the white dog take the report paper to make a nest.

"No more, that's all." Unexpectedly, Tang Nuo, who did not expect Baisu to turn back temporarily, was caught by the young man on the eve of clocking in after get off work and going home to sleep.

In fact, he didn't have to come, but he looked at the black-haired young man who was holding a folder and thinking about their department building.

For some security reasons, humans stayed.

Isn't it just another class?he can.

The request of Baisu to go and return is also very simple.

On the way, he casually looked at the information about the original human parents. From birth to death, there was a thick stack of paper, and everything he could find was written on it, which was very detailed.

Having lamented the high efficiency and authority of human beings before, Baisu thought of some previous things.

There is no reason to be curious.

The monster thinks it out as soon as it comes out.

So it appeared that he turned back to the special department, asked where the archives room was, and caught a useful tool man.

The useful tool man stayed as he wished, and asked, "Why do you want to check these?"

"Probably—I didn't expect that I would have acquainted with ghosts so early." Baisu opened his eyes and said nonsense.

In fact, he wants to see how human beings are disguised. He already knows the external explanation, so he wants to know how human beings are recorded internally.

Looking at it now, human beings are perfectly kept in the dark by him!
Hmm... It seems that it cannot be said to be absolutely perfect. The white monster is probably referring to him, right?
Baisu followed several human records and began to recall.

It was because of these few things that he started to eat and wipe his mouth after that.

The black-haired young man sat on the seat staring at the paper in a daze.

The filing room in the building is not very big, because filing cabinets have to be added to it over the years, but it seems a bit crowded, and there are only one or two sets of tables and chairs for people to sit on.

The bespectacled young man with heavy dark circles yawned, and silently recited the words "accident constitution" in his mind.

Most of the incident reports Tang Nuo can understand, that is the experience of Baisu, the holder of the accident constitution, but why there is also the ghost subway incident?
"Is that because... I was also at the scene?" The black-haired young man nodded his chin and said something shocking, "I said why the subway didn't arrive that day, so it turned out to be a supernatural encounter."

Tang Nuo had a headache: "...you never said that."

Baisu replied, "Why would I say that?"

The two looked at each other, and the former was defeated because he was too sleepy.

That's right, how could Baili, who was still an "ordinary person" at that time, suspect that he had encountered a supernatural being in the first place, at most he thought it was a subway breakdown.

The reason they disclosed to the public afterwards was that the subway did not arrive at the station for some reason.

Tang Nuo: "I'll borrow a pen and paper... tell me briefly."

Baisu: "There's nothing to say, right? It was that time when I found out that I hadn't entered the station on the subway. I thought it was strange, so I went to the front cab to have a look, and I met the driver there—"

Tang Nuo: "The driver?"

If it is a normal subway, it is fine to see the driver, but how can there be a ghost subway?

Tang Nuo: "Can you describe the shape?"

Baisu: "I don't think it makes any sense. My impression is a face that can't be remembered when thrown into the crowd, so I can't describe it."

If you have to talk, two eyes and one mouth, all human beings look like this.

Compared with Baisu, who was more proficient in communicating and lying in the past, his breath was calmer. He eliminated the existence of Wang Muying and reduced the number of people taking the subway by one person.

After such a long time, humans must not be able to check one by one, not to mention the interference before and after the monitoring.

The young man wearing glasses paused for a while, subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but in his perception... Baisu didn't lie.

Tang Nuo frowned as he activated his ability no matter how sleepy he was.

Or something is wrong, someone lied?

The only person who communicates with him now is the black-haired young man. The file room is a little far away from where other colleagues are active, and it is a place where no one usually comes.

The archivist who deserted was trying to use the chat software, but he didn't speak.

The other colleagues are far away from here, and the nearest one is more than five meters vertically, which is a bit out of range.

what is it then?Tang Nuo looked around again, and finally turned his gaze back to Baisu.

After reading the relevant report, Baisu returned the document and signed the returner's name.

"Thank you." Baisu thanked, "Will Senior Tang come with you?"

"...No, I'll go back."

The human sighed faintly, he had to go back to work overtime.

If he continues to work, he will really achieve the achievement of "If you don't go to get off work, you don't have to go to work".

(End of this chapter)