Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 226 Smuggling
In the end, Baisu still did not attack the civil servants.

He barely had a brain to imagine how he would get out of here now that he had made a man, and what kind of situation he would face after he got out.

Firearms and bullets are the basics. There should be larger weapons aimed at him in the future, and there may be other means, such as the human trail leader who has a few friends.

All in all, it's a hassle.

Might as well drag all the reports.

Adhering to the concept of not worrying about debts, the black-haired young man took the paper and stuffed it into his pocket. His casual attitude and gesture made the civil servants frown.

The white paper was bent, leaving several creases.

The civilian staff with a little obsessive-compulsive disorder forced themselves to look away, not paying attention to the few irregular creases.

As long as the other party submits the report, it will be fine, and it will be folded.

As everyone knows, the civil servant will never wait for the incident report he wants to receive.

Before Baisu left the building, he went upstairs to do a new inspection.

It was the doctor who showed him his brain who was in charge of the examination. After leaving a shockingly large value on the dynamometer, the doctor was puzzled.

He murmured: "It shouldn't be, it should only be a change in the brain, no matter how strong you are..."

Baisu thought for a while and said, "Is it possible that I am strong myself?"

The human doctor looked back with a look that you don't want to lie to me, and then continued to aim at the dynamometer.

After a while, he turned around abruptly, and grabbed... the corner of Baisu's coat: "Please let me do more inspections."

Baisu was a little amused by the human doctor's gesture of grabbing his hand but finally turned to the corner of his clothes, mainly because he had just had an extra meal.

He was in a good mood and asked back: "Do you want to slice it?"

Human doctor: "What, what?"

Baisu: "It's the kind that is common in movies, where people are imprisoned, blood is taken every day, and experiments like this are done."

Human doctor: "That's what America on the other side of the ocean would do... So don't take film and television works seriously, in reality you will be jailed for doing so!"

After the human doctor finished speaking, his face still moved, and he added in a low voice: "Anyway, the official will never do this." As for private, it all depends on human desires.

Baisu glanced at the human doctor, and seemed to understand the second half of the human doctor's sentence.

Baisu clearly rejected most of the inspections that looked very problematic, and only cooperated with a few harmless ones.

Human doctor: "One more tube... another tube!"

The human doctor fell into a frenzy of Frankenstein. If the conditions did not allow it, the human doctor really wanted to catch Baisu and cut it into pieces.

This dangerous idea was only given up by the human doctor in a flash.

Because he found that when he thought this way, he felt that his life was not long.

So the human doctor carefully changed the operation, trying to get a few more tubes of blood.

Baisu ignored the human doctor's desire, but turned to ask the human woman who had just entered the door: "Has he always been like this?"

A ponytailed human woman who just stepped into the medical department holding a few folders: "Huh?"

She was a little confused why Baisu spoke to her, she remembered that Baisu was not such a familiar person.

The woman with the ponytail put down the folder on her hand, and replied, "Doctors don't usually do this, maybe they're a little excited today?"

After she finished answering, she waited for the black-haired young man to finish his work and leave. Who knew that the other party kept looking at her, and looked at the woman with the ponytail a little hairy.

"Yes... Is there something on my face?" She opened her mouth in embarrassment, and the woman with the ponytail was neither advancing nor retreating.

Baisu turned his eyes around the face of the human woman, and for a moment, he showed a playful smile.

Baisu tilted her head: "I think you are a little familiar."

The woman with ponytail suddenly retreated in her heart and said with a guilty conscience: "Yes, is it an illusion? We saw each other for the first time today."

Baisu asked earnestly, "Really?"

Qi Zhuyue, who wore a black ponytail, nodded again and again: "Really!"

Baisu's eyes turned around again, and the human woman couldn't help but take a half step back, and then let her go.

"That may be my mistake." Baisu said, "You are a bit similar to a woman I knew before in terms of temperament."

Qi Zhuyue quickly dealt with it with a haha, until the black-haired young man got up to bid farewell, and after he completely left the corridor where the medical department was located, she let out a long breath.

Qi Zhuyue staggered back, sat on a chair in the room, and patted her chest twice.

The doctor over there who failed to draw a few tubes of blood carefully put away his things and turned around: "It's Zhuyue, come for a daily physical examination?"

After getting an affirmative answer, the doctor asked again: "What happened to you and that Mr. Baisubai just now, do you know each other?"

Qi Zhuyue smoothed the ponytail on the back of her head twice, puffed up her face sadly: "I know him, but he probably doesn't know me."

Qi Zhuyue has already begun to regret choosing to come to the headquarters for a physical examination today.

Did she not read the almanac when she went out?
It's been quite a while since the incident at Fuzhao Temple, obviously she has dragged on for long enough, how could she bump into Baisu?

The human doctor put on a posture of listening to the story, and closed the door. He didn't know where to find the Do Not Disturb sign and hung it outside.

How can a person not have the heart to gossip, anyway, the unlucky guy who was gossiped is not himself.

Qi Zhuyue silently watched the doctor's actions.

Seeing that she couldn't escape storytelling today, she could only pick and choose, telling others the information that could be made public.

In a word, she pretended to be the woman Baisu said she knew, and got along with her for about two or three days.

And now, she was suspected to be recognized.

Qi Zhuyue: "Shouldn't you be recognized...?"

doctor:"……"

Qi Zhuyue: "Speak up! Don't be silent!"

Doctor: "Uh... I think, maybe I recognized it?"

Human doctors are not easy to judge. He was obsessed with the red liquid in the test tube before, and he was a little distracted when he watched the excitement.

Out of consideration for what was in Baisu's mind, the doctor politely asked about the time when Qi Zhuyue used other people's identities.

After that, he said reassuringly, "That shouldn't be regarded as a real recognition, as long as you bite to death and don't recognize it."

"It's just that since you are under Gu Cheng's command, you will deal with him in the future, right?"

When the doctor said this, Qi Zhuyue's body froze.

"Unless you report to transfer, or he changes places in the future." The doctor touched his chin, "I don't think Baisu will change places, he seems quite satisfied with this city." At least at this stage.

"Either you confess earlier? Die early and be reborn early."

"Forget it, what if there is no cooperation in the future."

Human beings imagined beautifully.

……

Baili, who finally left the gate of the human headquarters, did not have a SF Express car today.

After walking alone for a while, he took a taxi and returned to his home before dark.

Opening the door, the white dog turned over lazily when the outside wind blew in.

Its fur is dyed with a light gray, and it looks like it has been out in the wild, and it doesn't bother to clean itself.

Baisu closed the door behind his back, and the white dog lying on the ground also felt something, and slowly got up from the ground.

One person, one dog, two pairs... Several pairs of eyes looked at the wooden floor in front of the living room.

The lower half of the human body disintegrated for a moment, and the legs turned into countless white threads, and what was hooked and hung in it was a black lump.

The moment it hits the air, it begins to squirm.

A small amount of peristalsis, but I dare not move too much.

Afterwards, Baili threw it on the floor.

As soon as the black lump fell to the ground, Baisu turned back into human legs.

He squatted down, one after another with the white dog that was coming, and blocked the black mass.

Even if they were not blocked, the black lumps would not dare to run around.

"Woof?" the white dog barked, as if asking what it was.

Baisu laughed, and replied, "It's grain reserves."

The white dog tilted its head curiously, stretched out its paws and patted it.

The black lump reacted in a timely manner, and immediately shrank in. After the white dog's paw moved away, the sunken part slowly popped out.

Baisu rested her chin contentedly, and continued to say to the slender ghost part that still had vitality: "It's a rare ghost that can multiply itself." It's an excellent food reserve.

The black-haired young man had a gentle voice, as if he was treating the most precious thing: "What is the nourishment? Go back and look at the information given by humans."

"Flesh and flesh are not easy to deal with, but you can try fear. Can the fear from the supernatural itself make you proliferate?"

"As long as the quantity is large enough, it must be able to offset the qualitative change, right? If this is the case, I have to find a place to put you up... Hmm."

Accompanied by one sentence after another, the white dog played with its paws more and more vigorously, and the black lump also tried to shrink itself, but it was useless.

Its body is only this big, and it can shrink to the size of a leather ball.

On the other side, Baisu, who had finished talking to himself, had already begun to look around the house where the primitive humans lived, thinking about the space that could be vacated.

After a long while, he held his forehead in distress: "It's too bad... Why didn't the landing point be around rich humans?"

Once again lamenting that the original human beings were not rich enough, Baisu thought of the haunted villa that collapsed not long ago.

If there is such a place, he can directly dig out a space in the basement, and raise the noodle-shaped spirits underneath...

Wow, that kind of life is very exciting to think about.

The black-haired youth stood up and moved.

The furnishings of the whole room also moved.

Except for the bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, and living room, which were necessary, the other two rooms that were used to store human debris were all cleaned up.

The original human's debris was not thrown away, but piled up layer by layer and placed in a corner of the living room.

At first glance, it looks a bit crowded, but it is still necessary.

The wall between the vacated rooms was touched twice by the white palm, and after judging that it was not a load-bearing wall, the white palm simply opened the wall.

The whole process was so silent that it would put the demolition team to shame.

After freeing up space, Baisu threw the noodle-shaped spiritual part into it, and dense white flakes filled most of the corners of the room.

The soft voice of the black-haired youth also drifted in, with some expectation: "Grow up quickly."

The door of the room was quickly closed, isolating the outside light and the possibility of escape.

After all, Baixu blocked all the gaps.

The weak, pitiful and helpless noodle-shaped ghost: ...help——

Bai Li, who finally took the step of cultivating his spirit, stood in the living room, pinching his chin and thinking for a while.

In order to avoid the matter of raising spirit beings exposed to the eyes of human beings, it is better to avoid letting human beings come to the door in the future, and to cover the other side of the wall.

Baisu took out his mobile phone, ready to pretend to contact the human decoration team and come to his house for a few days.

Before the call was made, a caller who had never called but had a note was displayed on the screen.

Baisu narrowed his eyes and pressed the green connect button.

Immediately, a youthful human voice came from the phone: "Mr. Bai—Brother Bai!"

The background sound on the opposite side was a series of messy laughter, which sounded like a crowded place, and judging from the lightness of the laughter, it was a group of students.

The human trail leader called Baili at the time when school was over, and after a few simple shouts, he expressed his intentions: "Brother Bai, the talisman paper in your room is burned, what's the matter!"

The minor's tone was not too nervous, and since the call was able to get through, it meant that the problem was not serious.

Baisu glanced in the direction of the bathroom and the room, and replied, "What talisman?"

Theoretically, he shouldn't know that there are talisman papers in the house. Those papers are so conveniently pasted that you can't see them unless you remove the bathtub and the like.

He brought home a sustainable "buffet" today, and he was a little excited and forgot to take care of the talismans.

In the past, he played some supernatural games to find food, but he would "shield" the talisman paper well.

"..." The underage high school student fell silent, "Uh..."

Gao Tianyi hesitated and didn't know what to say, and shouted frantically in his heart: What's going on!You have already recruited people, haven't you told them what they did before!
Well, still some shit.

It's a bit perverted to secretly stick amulet stickers in someone's house to monitor something.

Moreover, what should he say now?Said that at the beginning, I was skeptical, Brother Xia and Uncle Zhang posted the talisman I drew on your home?
The talisman was burned just now, I suspect that there is a ghost in your house, call to take care of it - you will definitely be scolded, the high school student thought sadly.

"So, what is it?"

"Uh... that's it..." The human teenager took a deep breath, and said all the little tricks that dirty adults did, "It's almost like that."

Contrary to Gao Tianyi's expectation, Baisu was neither angry nor cursed.

The black-haired young man said in an overly gentle tone that it was all right, that it was just a strand of hair crawling out of the bathtub drain, and he had burned it off.

"Oh...then Brother Bai...Mr. Bai, you have a good rest, goodbye!"

After Guangsu hung up the phone, Gao Tianyi was in deep thought, what kind of lighter could burn Lingyi's hair?Was it turned on?

The underage high school student pretended to be deep, and it didn't take long for him to fail.

Forget it, let the grown-ups worry about it.

The minor threw himself into the arms of his classmates resolutely, and several boys walked towards the outside of the school.

When they were about to leave school, they could still hear the teacher on duty at the school gate admonishing them from time to time, to go home early after school, to go out less recently, and not to place orders.

"Ah... the teacher is so long-winded."

"Well, I have to talk about it anyway, do you want to go to the game hall?"

(End of this chapter)