Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 230 The Taste of Lying

Chapter 230 The Taste of Lying

Human data is quite difficult to borrow.

Whether it's files about supernatural events or information about those underground that contain supernatural or supernatural objects.

Baisu reviewed the exam questions he had done on the weekend, luckily there were only objective questions.

After the entry-level exam that was supposed to be taken long ago but was interrupted frequently ended, Baisu finally completed all the formalities for him in the special department of human beings.

So why did he eat all the "takeaways"... Cough, I have done two missions, so I only made up the procedure?

The Baisu understood it as the characteristic of human beings when they work.

It may be similar to the work characteristics of human beings who don't get off work when they arrive.

Looking back at the paper in front of him, the side that was opened now said [listen to the old man], while the first few pages that he had already flipped through said [faceless noodle man] and [disposable seat].

There are some miscellaneous distractions behind, which are not the focus of his attention.

[Faceless Noodle Man] and [Disposable Seat] are both things he has personally faced.

The former, he wants to come to prepare to read the breeding rules... From the human point of view, it is called the management instructions.

[The Faceless Noodle Man] is quite easy to manage, as long as you don't see anyone, there is no risk of fleeing.

I feel that I am not in the category of human beings, and the airtight space is tightly closed, so that even a bug cannot fly in.

To store food, you need to look like you are storing food, just stay quietly in the room.

As for the latter [disposable seat], Baisu was out of curiosity.

He took a look at this psychic item...to some extent it was useful, sitting on it could improve IQ, although Baisu didn't feel it.

However, because it can only be sat once, the utility of this chair is limited, and humans can only use it with fingers.

Finally, [listen to the elderly].

When they asked for this information, the staff of the special department were a little surprised. In their opinion, this old man who was infected with supernatural powers was ordinary and had a short life, so he didn't have much research value.

Just adhering to the dark rule that once contained, they will not be released, human beings still lock people up.

Baisu quickly read the one-page management instructions and work log to the end, and then his eyes widened.

The black eyes that are usually closed are slightly opened at this moment. After seeing the conclusion written by humans, the black-haired young man suddenly covered his mouth with his hand.

A breathy sound mixed with laughter leaked from between his fingers, and he sneered a few times.

"So that's how it is..." Baisu read, "It's really stupid..." Human beings.

The last two syllables were swallowed in his throat, and he glanced at the motionless bathroom door. The opaque door was closed, and he couldn't see the outside scene from the inside.

Baisu stood up from the sofa, took the papers and walked to the white dog's den where he was pretending to be sleeping, lifted the white dog up, and stuffed the papers down.

Despite some reluctance, the white dog, who was unable to resist the body, still raised its eyelids hidden under the curly hair, and its belly moved slightly, forming a big blurred mouth, crushing the paper bit by bit, and then crushing it into dust, Completely disappeared.

[Listen to the old man] What is needed is not a story but a sin.

If human beings tell him about their sins, it will feed back something beneficial to the human spirit.

It's a pity that human beings don't seem to be aware of this, and only regard each other as a repeater for storing stories.

Baisu got a glimpse of the truth within just a few minutes of sitting in [Listening to the Old Man], but he didn't intend to tell humans.

Speaking of which... why did the old man smile at him at the end?

Baisu recalled that at that time he was anxious to take advantage of the chaos to eat the "buffet" and ran a little faster, but now... forget it, probably it's not an important matter.

Putting this incident behind him for a moment, Baisu stood up straight from the white dog's kennel and walked to the bathroom.

The black-haired youth stood by the door and knocked on the opaque door.

Without saying a word, he knocked three times, as if urging the people inside.

"Horse... right now!" The human teenager's voice came from the bathroom door, only this one was loud, and the voice immediately dropped down, as if talking to himself.

Underage high school students sat on the bathroom floor tiles.

He was originally squatting there, but after squatting for a long time, his legs became numb, so he simply sat down.

The mobile phone held by Gao Tianyi displayed his chat records with other people. Zhang Yeran, who had come to Baisu's house as a repairman, told Gao Tianyi that he pasted the talisman paper behind the tiles on the wall.

The number of pieces from the left is told, but the problem is... is there a water pipe in front?
Teenage high school student looking at wall tiles with headache.

He stretched out his hand to touch it, and even his little finger couldn't get in the gap behind the water pipe, let alone his whole hand.

He won't tear it down either.

Gao Tianyi, who can catch ghosts, catch ghosts, and do math problems, is said by the school teacher to be able to get into a good university even if he skips classes all day long-he has not mastered disassembly skills.

He will violently dismantle it, paste a symbol and blow it up.

Then he will be beaten by adults outside.

Assuming it was another adult who dared to challenge the other party's bottom line, if Baisu...he couldn't.

Gao Tianyi decided to follow his heart and ask the repairman again.

The screen of the mobile phone was about to be sparked by the young man, who was typing in the direction of the bathroom door.

He didn't hear any movement outside before. After all, the distance was far enough, and the human voice was played softly, so naturally he couldn't hear it clearly.

Gao Tianyi wanted to use some other means, but that was illegal.

The young man sighed faintly, remembering his painful experience of violating the Constitution.

The phone beeped twice to remind Gao Tianyi to pay attention. He looked down and saw that Mr. Repairman had sent him a reply.

The other side said that there are other talisman papers, and there is another one under the bathtub.

Gao Tianyi: It's too early to say!

The underage high school student changed his posture. He lay down on the ground with his face turned sideways against the ground, and his line of sight was almost parallel to the bottom of the bathtub.

It feels like this... the floor of this bathroom is a bit too clean?
There was no dust on the cheeks, as if they had been cleaned deliberately.

The mind of the underage high school student lingered on this idea for a second, then his eyes stretched forward, and with the light of the flashlight, he saw a pinch of gray and black falling on the edge.

Once you see it, you can go there with a purpose.

Then Gao Tianyi spent 2 minutes picking up and putting away the things, and then got up from the ground.

The teenager cast one last glance at the bathtub before going to open the door.

The bathtub is also clean and there is no trace of use, and there are no special traces of the so-called water leak.

The special traces refer to the stains left by ghosts... There is Yin Qi, but only Yin Qi is left.

Gao Tianyi held his chin.

Didn't it mean that it was pulled out of the water leak?It's too suspicious that there is no wear and tear at all, right?

Gao Tianyi seriously suspected that Baisu was hiding something.

Maybe it's some kind of method to deal with supernatural beings. Does this involve personal ability?

The young man reached out and touched the bottom of the bathtub, and the smooth, non-sticky and refreshing touch came from his fingertips. He also pulled the water leak away, and stretched out a finger to probe in, but there was no wet feeling.

Gao Tianyi with a thoughtful face retracted his hand, supported himself on the edge of the bathtub, and propped himself up.

The minor didn't have any dark thoughts, he still had the same idea just now, Baisu concealed something about the solution to the supernatural.

Finally, the high school student clapped his hands and stuffed the small bag containing the powder back into his schoolbag before opening the bathroom door.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw a black-haired young man leaning against the wall, and a pair of dark eyes met his gaze.

The direct gaze brought great pressure, the owner of the black eyes stayed for a while, and then his eyes slid all the way down to the schoolbag in the young man's hand.

"Find it?" Baisu asked.

"Ah...well, I found it." Gao Tianyi replied.

Baisu continued to look back, and saw the clean and tidy bathroom, even the cosmetic toiletries on the shelves hadn't moved a millimeter.

Baisu had a pretty good memory, he remembered... There was a talisman pasted behind the tiles, right?
With some knowing question, Baisu asked, "Where did you put the talisman on?"

Being stared at by someone, out of the intuition of a small animal, Gao Tianyi honestly explained: "Oh, it's just the back of the bathtub and the tiles...uh."

The words that come out of the mouth, the environment of the place that does not match the words.

"Tiles..." Baisu said in a drawn out tone, and glanced back pointedly, "But I think the tiles are still stuck there. Doesn't it mean that leaving residues will attract ghosts?"

"Ah... this... that is to say..." the human youth faltered.

Random lies need to be covered with more lies.

Baisu narrowed his eyes, it was like lying.

Gao Tianyi's brain worked quickly for a few laps, and began to patch up his own lies: "I... because it is inconvenient to clean up after the tiles, I used magic... Taoist magic!"

The underage high school students began to talk nonsense because they only had the relevant knowledge.

Fortunately, Baisu didn't pursue this rhetoric with him.

"Is that so." Baisu accepted the statement, "Does that mean there are no hidden dangers?"

"Ah yes." Gao Tianyi nodded repeatedly.

Baisu lowered his head slightly, and could see the human teenager's eyes flickering and turning around, as if thinking about how to get out.

He graciously moved aside a little, the human teenager was taken aback for a moment, then immediately rushed out of the bathroom and returned to the living room.

The living room is still the same as before, and the decoration workers have not come in.

Seeing Gao Tianyi's doubts, Baisu said, "I'll ask the decoration workers to come up later."

The black-haired young man crossed his arms and tapped his fingers on his forearm, showing a little impatience.

"If the spell has been resolved..."

"It's over, it's over, I'm leaving right away!"

Although the numbers didn't match up, Gao Tianyi felt that it was a bit bad for him to stay any longer.

The special department had to take away three of his talismans that day, only to find the whereabouts of two of them, and there is one left...it should be fine, right?

It was just an excuse for the residue to attract ghosts. What Gao Tianyi is worried about now is that if Baisu sweeps up the residue in other places in the future...

Cough cough cough, he just refuses to admit it.

Quickly making a decision, the human teenager greased the soles of his feet and prepared to run away.

The black-haired youth was still standing by the bathroom door and waved at the human youth.

On the road leading to the kitchen not far away, the dog lying in the kennel also raised its head. From the angle of its head raised, it was also looking at Gao Tianyi.

Inexplicably, the nerves of the young human being stared at by the two eyes suddenly tightened. He looked at the dog and then at the person, and put his hand on the doorknob of the gate, as if to press it or not.

Before leaving, he actually wanted to ask one more question.

But now the atmosphere... woohoo, so scary.

The underage high school student gritted his teeth and pushed the door open with his hand. Half of him was standing outside the door, and half was inside the door.

The man who was holding the door tilted slightly, and made a gesture of probing: "That...Brother Bai."

The black-haired young man tilted his head to show that he heard it.

"Did you go to the hospital to visit those two people before?" Gao Tianyi reported the two names, and in the response of Baisu's nod, he continued quickly, "That's what, Brother Bai, have you ever heard of women? Does the one from the office say she has any plans in the future?"

"Intention?" Baisu repeated, and he shook his head, "No, I don't know her very well, it's only during that job that we met."

"Excuse me, if you need to buy charms, please contact me—"

The young man moved his lips very quickly, he finished a sentence and then closed the door and ran away.

The door slammed loudly, and it could be seen that the person who closed the door was restless.

The closed door cut off the light from the outside again, and Baisu looked towards where the white dog was by taking advantage of the point that fell from the window.

"Have you ever looked for someone?" Baisu asked to himself, "The speed is really fast."

This fast speed refers to the speed at which the white dog finds people, and also refers to the speed at which human women disappear.

"What did you do to her?" Baisu walked over and knelt down, rubbing the hair on his avatar's head into a mess.

The white dog raised his head, opened his mouth and barked, his voice a bit hesitant.

"That's right, it's not realistic to let the dog talk, let me see for myself."

The black-haired young man lowered his head while maintaining a squatting position, the broken hair on his forehead was stuck together with the soft white curly hair.

He closed his eyes.

……

On the other side, the high school students who had left Baisu's residence squatted on the side of the road as soon as they left the community, holding a mobile phone to press the poke there, edited several messages and sent them out.

Talk to Sister Qi, who I haven't known for a long time, about the answer I asked that is not an answer, and then talk to... Well, the phone didn't get through, and the adults are busy.

The sky has not yet reached the time when the sun sets, and the red sun covered by the clouds hangs in the west of the head.

It is two o'clock in the afternoon.

According to the schedule, high school students should now be in the classroom, and they are still in math class.

The underage high school student unzipped his schoolbag and thought for a while about the cloth bag placed above the pile of books.

Then the young man resolutely gave up the idea of ​​going back to class, and if he wanted to skip the whole day, he would make up a sick note to pretend.

Now, Gao Tianyi is going to go back to the Taoist temple.

The underage high school students who did not go back to school naturally missed the scene where the round-faced classmate was sick and asked for leave to go home.

So much so that the next day when he looked at the empty seats of the round-faced students in the class, and was asked by other students if they wanted to go to each other's home to visit the doctor together, he couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

Gao Tianyi looked blankly at the empty seat.

He is such a big classmate who was alive and kicking yesterday, how could he be sick today?

(End of this chapter)

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