Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 281 Stacking buffs
Just like some plots that are often set in horror games.

If you go back to your hometown to attend a wedding, you might run into some kind of yin marriage or ghost marriage. If you are unlucky, you will be replaced by the bridegroom or the bride.

Returning to the hometown to participate in the birthday banquet may involve some old stories about the old house. If it is a village with the same surname, it may eventually turn into a vulgar story of past and present lives.

When returning home to participate in the sacrifice, there is a high probability that you will witness some unspeakable scenes. Whether you want to or not, you will be led in, and then achieve the achievement of the whole village chasing you and catching you as a sacrifice.

Baisu: "There are others, I played with one before—"

Qi Zhuyue: "..."

Qi Zhuyue: "Stop talking! It feels like the buffs are full!"

Not knowing where to complain for a while, Qi Zhuyue first changed back to her own appearance, and then patted her chest.

She was a little intimidated.

The black-haired young man told three outrageous but somewhat true stories in an extremely flat tone without ups and downs, and because of the tone of his tone, it gave people a sense of coolness.

Although Baisu rereads the words "this story is purely fictional and any similarity is purely coincidental" written by the game producer at the beginning before telling the story, but combined with some of their special experiences... maybe it actually happened?

"Don't think about it." Xia Chengyin in the passenger seat couldn't listen anymore and lifted the newspaper on his face, "If it really happened, how could it not be—"

He only said half of what he said, obviously, he remembered something.

So Xia Chengyin changed his words: "Well, there is always a clue if it really happened, it depends on whether it is discovered."

No one is perfect, and there are only so many members of their special department. It is normal for lack of ability to miss something, and I am used to it. At most, I will scold the damn supernatural after the fact, or scold the abnormal world twice.

The game is based on inspiration, and inspiration comes from life.

It's not easy for Baisu to judge the authenticity of the games made by those individuals. After all, does the game contain any strange energy? He wants to do a face-jumping kill or something. It's better to jump off the screen, then he can add meal?
Cough, the topic is getting far.

The co-pilot police officer tore off the newspaper and folded it in half, then threw the folded newspaper back, and the boxy gray paper hit the underage high school student on the forehead.

Gao Tianyi:?

Gao Tianyi: "Brother Xia, I suspect that you have something against me!"

Xia Chengyin: "You can remove the word doubt."

Seeing that adults and minors were about to quarrel again, the reliable Mr. Monster took out the gray four-cornered square from the gap between the high school student and the schoolbag, and opened it.

As soon as it was opened, a news headline about a catastrophic flash flood jumped onto the page.

Looking at the date again, this is a newspaper more than 20 years ago.

Unexpectedly, the newspaper was well preserved, with no signs of yellowing, wrinkling or weathering.

A little bit seeing Baisu's question, Tang Nuo in the driver's seat turned the steering wheel to the left and said, "All official newspapers and periodicals will be archived in the bureau."

In recent years, there have been signs of shifting to electronic files, but the years are too early. When the Internet was not so popular, only newspapers could be read.

Baisu browsed briefly, and talked about the flood disaster that happened more than 20 years ago and some disasters in nearby villages. Wenjia Village was on the list.

Wenjia Village, a very easy-to-understand village name, everyone living in the village has the same surname.

"There is another one at the back, you turn it back." Xia Chengyin reminded during the quarrel with the "primary student".

According to human beings, Baisu twirled the paper and found the second page.

The second page is still a newspaper with a very early date, but it is not very official, and it is a bit of entertainment for the minority. The timeline has been pushed back a few years, about... 15 years ago.

Different from the reports of severe disasters more than 20 years ago, the word "miracle" was used at the beginning of the newspaper 15 years ago-the miracle of surviving the disaster in the flash flood.

A little more detailed description is that the mountain torrent miraculously changed its course when it rushed to Wenjia Village. At that time, the villagers shouted miracles. After the disaster, some experts went to study it, and finally came to a very far-fetched scientific conclusion.

The direction of the mountains, the reasons for the terrain, etc., make people feel confused, as if they will believe it as long as they are dizzy.

"Speaking of which, this matter has been featured in 'Approaching Science', right?" Qi Zhuyue said suddenly, "I borrowed the master tape of the TV station to watch it, and I didn't capture anything special, because the group of experts connected the village They couldn't get in."

It's not that the village is exclusive, it's just that the group of experts and photographers didn't communicate well with the village, and were only led around the village a few times.

At most, I shot some scenes of the village from the high mountains, and I took them secretly.

The picture in the early years was very unclear, even if it was restored in high-definition, the lens was a little shaken.

"The conclusions drawn by approaching science are far-fetched. After analyzing the climate, terrain and other factors, the answers given are also scientific."

But now they all know that this scientific explanation must be full of water.

The world is full of traces of spiritual invasion.

There are only two newspapers, and the diametrically opposite reports of the former one and the latter one make it easy for people to see what must have happened in the different years.

"Is there any other news during or after this?"

"The big ones are gone. There are minor disasters and illnesses every year. They are recorded in some online columns, so they are not listed because there is no reference value."

In another sense, apart from being mentioned in the annual flood disaster, this village is basically nowhere to be found.

In the age of high information technology, such a situation is not surprising.

"All in all." The inch-cut policeman turned his head after he had finished his chatter. Relying on the fact that he was driving on the mountain road and did not violate the rules to take pictures, he turned around from the passenger seat, put his hand on the top of a high school student's head, and pressed down hard. Press, "Use the excuse of 'Wen Tao' to visit relatives first, and if it doesn't work, use it later."

"Ask, what's the next move?" Baisu vaguely felt something was wrong.

"Oh, you're the last trick." Xia Chengyin raised his eyebrows, and found a pair of sunglasses on the bridge of his nose from somewhere, "Geologists, folklorists, video masters, etc. pick any script at random, and the main purpose is to enter the script anyway." The village, let’s wait until the method of visiting relatives fails.”

Baisu:?
Baisu: No matter which one of these three professions sounds bad, right?

The black-haired young man reviewed some horror games he had just played. The encounters and endings of these occupations were basically not very good. According to folklorists... specifically the zero series.

Although he didn't think that if he changed his profession, there would be accidents, but Baisu still wanted to tactfully reject the new script.

The main reason is that he doesn't want to memorize the script, which is a bit troublesome, and his acting skills are average.

Baisu, who is very self-aware of his acting skills, has already realized that compared to acting, he occasionally emerges a little... How do humans say, black mud?
It would be better to have a little bit of that kind of temperament once in a while, so you don't have to worry about your not-so-good acting skills after scaring people.

"It's just an option." The human repeated, "I hope that village doesn't have any strange judgment methods."

"How to judge?"

"For example, the bloodline and so on, although there is also the blood of 'Wen Tao' for backup...Hey kid, do you have the props ready?"

The underage high school student who was suddenly named nodded, and reluctantly found a talisman produced by Qianhe Temple and a small but not very good-looking doll from his schoolbag.

To say it doesn't look good is a compliment, but to be honest, it's a bit ugly.

Gao Tianyi explained it this way: "The senior sister who can finish work has gone on a business trip, and the others can't do anything about it, so—"

"so?"

"...so I sewed this up myself." The minor looked at the doll with crooked mouth, folded eyes and no nose, feeling a little shy, "Ahem, although it doesn't look good, but the effect it's the same!"

After that, the young man gave a quick introduction. Simply speaking, carrying this doll is equivalent to "Wen Tao" himself, at least from the perspective of their Taoist detection method.

As long as, as long as the judgment method of that village can jump out of the circle of blood or something.

"The talisman is an ordinary blessing of peace, everyone has it."

The four talismans with red cloth and gold patterns were sent out, and Baili felt that the talisman temperature was a bit high as soon as he got it. He glanced at the other humans in the car, and they all naturally put the talisman into their arms or in the pocket.

It's just that the temperature is a little high, so it doesn't matter if it doesn't burn, right?
According to the amulet that Gao Tianyi pasted to his home as a standard, Baisu also put the amulet in his pocket.

The car continued to drive forward, and they had already made countless turns on the mountain road. From time to time, there were raised stones that arched the tire on one side, causing the car to bump up and down.

Driving to the back, it is not appropriate to doze off, because you don't know when you will be awakened, and if it is more severe, you may hit your head.

Gao Tianyi was hit.

The young man woke up from a nap, clutching his head in pain.

He doesn't understand, isn't he the shortest one in the car?How to drive so that he hit the roof of the car instead of the other four?

"Almost there." Tang Nuo in the driver's seat suddenly said.

The car turned a corner, looked out from the window on the right side, and could see several low bungalows in the mountains in the distance.

If it was placed in ancient times, you might be able to see the smoke from cooking when it was close to the meal, but there are not so many in modern times, only a few households have smoke.

Because it was almost here, Qi Zhuyue tossed about her appearance again.

The change was only in the blink of an eye. She adjusted her clothes, accessories and temperament more in front of the mirror. After a few minutes, she turned into the slightly simple and delicate "Wen Tao".

Xia Chengyin asked: "Is it okay to enter the village?"

"Wen Tao" nodded: "Let's contact her with a mobile phone. Her uncle will pick us up at the entrance of the village. I told him two days ago that I would bring my friends back, and he didn't mind."

Not only are there no comments, they are welcome.

The original words are a few voices with a strong dialect flavor. Fortunately, most of the people present here are locals.

Although due to geographical reasons, the dialect on the mountain still has a hint of local dialect, but it can still be understood, and even a few words can be chatted.

Except for Baisu, he couldn't quite understand it.

But it doesn't matter, the monster's learning ability is always strong.

The human trail leader on the side patted his chest in relief. He said that after he entered the village, he could walk with Baisu and be an interpreter of Baisu's dialect.

Baisu covered her mouth and thought for a while, then lowered her head: "Conditions?"

Gao Tianyi also approached mysteriously, and said in a low voice, "When I act alone later, cover up for me—"

"Gao Tianyi!" There was a loud shout from the co-pilot, and the policeman with an inch head turned around from the front right again and rubbed the young man's head hard, "Don't run around when you enter the village, two or more people must act together! "

How many people acting alone in horror movies trigger the death flag, not everyone will be the protagonist.

The young man replied lazily with a long voice, while the black-haired young man touched his chin in an unfriendly manner.

This condition protects humans and at the same time targets him a bit. If he can't act alone, how can he steal it?
It's not impossible to eat wild food in front of special departments, but it will be a bit difficult.

Forget it in front of An Xiangwen, after all, he is half a fool, and ordinary humans are pure fools.

Or, create conditions for yourself to place orders.

Several thoughts ran through Baisu's mind.

After all, it still depends on what the village is like.

Baisu looked out of the window, this time the left window was closer to the view of the village.

It is inconvenient for him to do small movements at close range with humans by his side, but this does not prevent him from trusting his subconscious.

This village has problems.

The size of the problem is still unknown, but their trip probably won't be very smooth.

The car dangled for half an hour and finally arrived at the destination.

From a distance on the mountain road, I saw a middle-aged man waiting at the entrance of the village. He saw the license plate and waved for them to stop the car.

Tang Nuo stepped on the brakes, the speed of the car dropped sharply, and slowly stopped in front of the middle-aged man.

The car window was rolled down, and a loyal and honest face appeared there. He squinted and smiled: "Where is Taotao? Are you Taotao's friend?"

"Wen Tao" leaned forward in time to prop himself up between the two front seats, showing his face: "Hi uncle, long time no see."

"Yes, yes." The middle-aged man continued to smile, "Has it been more than ten years? You were so young when you left."

The man recognized "Wen Tao". It seemed that Qi Zhuyue's disguise was effective.

The middle-aged man compared himself to the height of his shoulders outside the car, chatted a few more homely words, and then directed: "The next road car can't be driven, and it takes about 15 minutes to walk up. There is our village over there for foreigners. The people in the building built a parking lot, you can park your car there and pick it up when you leave.”

As he said that, the man pointed to a corner covered by tree shadows in the distance. He could vaguely see several cars parked there, and he could also see a roof that had been erected.

Wow.

Sitting in the back row, Baisu sighed inwardly.

The current development has the taste of the beginning of a horror game.

Do you start with transportation restrictions?Is the next step to tell them that your car is broken down?

　Sorry, I waited two hours late for dinner with my friends before I got home qwq
　　
　
(End of this chapter)