Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 29 "Hiccup"

"Guji...guji."

I heard a strange sound in my ear, the sound was a little far away from the person but continued to come, like some kind of elastic tissue repeatedly hitting the ground, or... some creature was constantly chewing and swallowing, a little A little bit, chew the thing in your mouth before eating.

Even though they are far away, human beings dare not open their eyes at all.

He even felt that the rubbing and approaching movement directly in front of him was trivial, wasn't it just crawling in the dark?At least the dummy model has no mouth, so it shouldn't speak to him.

Maybe?Should not eat people!

He is really afraid of pain, really really afraid of pain, and he has to prepare for an injection for a long time before he dares to stretch out his hand. If he is touched by a dummy model, wouldn't it be——

An Xiangwen closed his eyes in deception, as if nothing could hurt him as long as he couldn't see. At the same time, he waved the hanger in his hand in vain. Hearing a few ding dings, the weight in his hand became lighter, as if the hanger hit something. , broke and fell to the ground.

An Xiangwen opened his eyes quietly, squinting and looking forward.

As soon as he opened it, he saw the dummy model with wide limbs jumping high, and the dummy stagnant in mid-air had no expression on its face, but An Xiangwen read a sneer from it.

Time slowed down in an instant, and An Xiangwen could suddenly see the dummy mannequin pressing down on him, smashing him to the point where he couldn't move, and he might have to break a few bones if he didn't die.

Then the dummy's faceless face slowly closed down, forehead to forehead, nose to nose, and then...

An Xiangwen stood there in a daze, unable to even dodge. He was about to be pinned down by the dummy when he suddenly heard someone else's voice.

"Hi... hiccup, bow your head." The voice choked for a moment, then calmly commanded.

An Xiangwen's cold hands and feet were suddenly filled with warmth. He quickly lowered his head, bent his neck severely, and was about to bury his head in his arms.

After that, he only heard two "boom" and "bang", and then a small "click, click" came into his ears. After waiting for a while, he didn't wait for other movements, and he didn't show any signs of being attacked.

An Xiangwen raised his head again, and the target was still the humanoid model with teeth and claws.

But it was just an imposing show of teeth and claws.

An Xiangwen saw a well-articulated male palm put on the mannequin's shoulder, and then yanked it hard, easily pulling the mannequin's arm apart.

The other hand of the dummy was hanging in front of him. An Xiangwen tried to pull it, but the other hand remained motionless.

An Xiangwen: Sorry to bother you.

Sensing the small movement of the humans around him, Baisu looked at the ground: "What's wrong?"

An Xiangwen quickly replied: "It's nothing, brother...it's not Brother Bai behind you!"

The change of title was completed in an instant. An Xiangwen looked at Baisu without looking back, and swung the dummy's arm that was still clenched in his hand. With a perfect home run, he hit the mannequin on the head hard. fly out.

The dummy's head crashed into the cashier counter, and Gululu rolled around a few times, until they could no longer be seen from their angle.

An Xiangwen was fascinated, and was lamenting the gap between people. In a trance, a white shadow flashed past in his peripheral vision.

"Wow!" The series of shocks made him cry out in fright, but when he took a closer look, there was only another human being standing beside him at the place where the white shadow passed by.

The black-haired young man stood there intact, looking down at the ground. He stepped on the torso of the dummy mannequin, immobilizing the mannequin. There was no injury on his body, only the corners of his clothes and cuffs were stained with dust. Holding half a humanoid arm in his hand.

An Xiangwen yelled, attracting Baisu's attention.

While looking over, the soles of the feet stepped hard, smashing the dummy's chest, and the cracked shell fell off, revealing the hollow inside.

Baisu and An Xiangwen looked at each other, and then the atmosphere came, and he hiccupped.

The hiccup sound was very obvious in this quiet and messy clothing store, so obvious that An Xiangwen was stunned.

He scratched his face in embarrassment, and slowly raised his hand: "Are you... hungry or full? Ah no, Brother Bai, is your face...?"

Face?oh.

Realizing something, Baisu lowered his head and then raised his head. In the blink of an eye, he calmly wiped away the black marks on the side of his face.

Baisu answered slowly, "I was rubbed by a mannequin just now."

Oh oh... He just said, he was wrong... How can humans have another eye on their face, hahaha...

An Xiangwen completed self-reconciliation in an instant. He felt that he had made a mistake in this dimly lit environment.

Yes, I read it wrong, how could there be a problem with the boss who saved him!
An Xiangwen's expression changed several times, Baisu couldn't guess what the other party was thinking, he only thought that the human being was still calming down, and then he hiccupped again.

It's not that I'm really full, it's just that these few bites of cookies have suppressed my hunger, and I'm not as hungry as before.

Baisu looked at the half dummy arm in his hand, sighed regretfully, and threw the arm aside.

He walked back to An Xiangwen, and the human youth stood up now, but his legs were still a little weak, and he still had to hold on to the display stand to stand up.

Baisu thought for a while, and then explained to himself: "I'm at the hot pot restaurant ahead, the buffet you just saw..."

An Xiangwen didn't wait for Baisu to finish speaking, and immediately answered: "I understand, I understand, boss, you were too full before, and then you went through strenuous exercise!"

An Xiangwen flicked his curly hair, Baisu didn't quite understand what he understood.

Baisu: "Just call me by my name."

An Xiangwen: "No problem, Brother Bai!"

Baisu: "..." Forget it.

The back and forth dialogue added another point to Baisu's strange impression of human beings.

The mannequin attack seemed to have come to an end, and there was no danger for the time being.

So An Xiangwen took a rest for a while, and then came to the wreckage of the dummy lying on the ground, groped around, rummaged around, picked up the fragments, and looked at the hollow interior of the dummy.

His actions caught Baisu's attention, and he asked, "What are you looking for?"

"Cards!" An Xiangwen replied. He lowered his head and searched carefully, "If what I just thought is correct, there should be cards generated in these dummy models? Brother Bai, this is considered to solve them." right?"

Turning it over from head to toe, An Xiangwen found nothing but glass fiber shards.

Isn't it here?He remembered that there were... there were four models, right?

Baisu touched his pocket, and the thickness of the cards in the pocket was still two, not increased.

He looked at An Xiangwen and looked around, as if he was looking for something, he stopped quickly and asked him a question.

"Brother Bai, where are the other three mannequins?"

"two."

"Ah? No, there should be three..."

"There are only three models in this store." Baisu replied with affirmative tone, her black eyes fixed on An Xiangwen, "The one who attacked you, and the two who attacked me."

An Xiangwen responded ignorantly, and continued to ask: "Oh... Then there are two more? The cards might be with them."

Baisu pointed back, and An looked at Wen Chao.

What the two saw was not the wreckage of a mannequin, but an empty piece of clothing fabric.

Clothes were shredded and spread flat on the ground, and the dummy mannequin that was supposed to be there was nowhere to be seen.

(End of this chapter)