Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 320 Simple paper stabbing
"What are you doing?"

Bai Su just asked for a large pot of water from the villagers outside and returned indoors to ask the busy human boy.

When he went out to ask for water, the villagers guarding the gate were filled with relief. He quickly brought them water and asked if they needed to bring a tank in.

Bai Su considered that there were no people in the room and it was not suitable for villagers to go in and see, so he declined.

He returned to the room with the kettle and stopped pouring water for the young man. He opened the lid of the kettle so that he could drink from it.

Now an hour and a half had passed since they had discussed running over the wall. Xia Chengyin and Tang Nuo had disappeared and left the yard while the villagers were changing shifts.

The only ones left behind were Gao Tianyi and Bai Su. The former had preparation work to do, and the latter simply wanted to abide by the rules of two-person activities.

Also, minors are easier to deal with than adults.

People's social experience is there.

The human boy sat there, fiddling with his hands. When he saw new water being brought over, he was about to reach out to take it, but he didn't lift it up at all.

Gao Tianyi:?

He turned around and saw that the outer wall of the large kettle was smooth, and there was only one handle that he could lift.

By the way, this is a hot water kettle, a freshly boiled hot water kettle.

"Brother Bai, do you want to burn me to death?"

"No, just open the lid and let it cool down."

As he said that, the black-haired young man took the initiative to open the lid, and the heat instantly escaped and rose to the roof.

Seeing that the water could not be drunk immediately, the young man had no choice but to endure his thirst and continue what he was doing.

Bai Su stood there curiously, half-leaning, staring at the movements of the human boy without blinking, only making the human cringe.

"What are you doing?" Bai Su asked again.

"Uh... do you want to tie people up with paper?" Gao Tianyi answered uncertainly.

Why do you use an uncertain tone? Because Gao Tianyi didn't learn this specifically, he just studied with a professional master for a while out of interest.

If you are not very skilled in craftsmanship, you would not be able to cut out small paper figures all day long and just use them. After all, small paper figures are efficient and concealable.

But the situation is different now. The little paper man cannot pretend to be an adult.

Bai Su looked at it for a while and then poked the paper with his finger. He probably made it sticky, but Gao Tianyi quickly stopped him.

"Stop, stop, stop, Brother Bai, please don't touch it. If it falls apart, I have to glue it back together."

"Hmm...I wanted to ask before, how on earth did you bring so many things with you?"

The black-haired young man looked the human boy up and down and saw no place where he could hide anything.

Could it be that the kind of treasure bags or pockets of hidden things in human novels really exist——

"...Read less online novels, Brother Bai, what have you read recently?"

"What ○○Celestial Emperor or something?"

I understand, it’s a cultivator type, so no wonder there are some storage bags.

The young man sighed, and could only say that those novels were still too outrageous, and he didn't know much about it. He just brought some paper and the paste was made from local materials and "borrowed" from the cabinet of the owner of the house.

Only the items related to sharp tools were taken away from the house, but the paste was left. It couldn't be stained with water, so just sticking it would be fine.

With rough outlines, perfunctory facial features, and simple brush strokes, only the eyes can be seen as eyes, the nose as a nose, and the mouth as a mouth.

Perhaps in order to experience the characteristics of the character, the young man also added some personal characteristics, such as glasses, a flat head, and height.

My art skills are acceptable, but the painting is too lifelike, and it doesn’t feel like paper pricking people.

"What about me?" Bai Su asked, pointing to himself.

"You..." Gao Tianyi raised his head and looked at Bai Su for a while, "Brother Bai is the only one left, so there's no need to be unique."

The black-haired young man took a few more glances at the paper-pricked person who didn't need to be characterized, and suddenly stretched out his hand to mess up the human boy's hair, which caused a strong protest from the other party.

The human boy complained that Bai Su was doing nothing but making trouble, while the black-haired young man narrowed his eyes and tilted his head.

In fact, Bai Su is doing other things.

For example, when Gao Tianyi was busy making paper figures, he closed his eyes and took a nap, and when the human attention was not on him, he was doing the work of patrolling the mountains and forests.

The white figure walked in the mountain forest. He moved much faster than the villagers, and soon he entered the depths of the mountain forest.

The only troublesome part is that Bai Ying has no map and relies entirely on his sense of smell to find his way around.

The thick water vapor confused the smell of the food, and Bai Ying walked and walked, and finally headed straight to the direction he remembered.

When he reached the outer perimeter, Bai Ying stopped.

--Wow.

Bai Ying originally only had one eye for seeing, but after he stopped, countless eyeballs popped out densely all over his body, staring greedily ahead.

Under the branches, in the grass, on the leaves, everywhere you look, black silt is everywhere. They have different shapes and have replaced other species that should have inhabited the woods.

Even the plants are showing signs of being replaced.

For ordinary humans to see such a large formation, they probably wouldn't even know where to put their feet, making it impossible to move forward.

But this is different with monsters.

Bai Ying rolled his eyes excitedly, opened a mouth from the center of his body, and tipped forward.

At the moment when black and white collided, the thought of searching for the person was temporarily forgotten by Bai Su.

As for humans, they shouldn’t be dead for a while, right?
Moreover, "warm peach" is quite important.

……

The villagers' attention to the courtyard where the foreigners were "incarcerated" continued late into the night.

In the eyes of the villagers, the few people living in the houses in the yard were honest. Occasionally, the young man with black hair and ridiculously white skin who had never worked came out for a few walks, and among the four, The underage boy would come out and beg for water.

The other two didn't come out, but it didn't matter. The villagers had quietly observed them, and they were both sitting in the house.

As long as the people are there, it's fine.

In the second half of the night, the people guarding the yard changed their posts, and they were still peeping out of unknown holes. The rain fell on their heads, making their facial features more prominent.

The strangers...are still there.

The dim light reflected the tall young man milling around in the room. He was walking back and forth in circles with his hands behind his back, looking very agitated.

Yes, being locked up for no reason and restricting freedom in life is a natural thing to be upset about.

Just in case, the villagers also sent someone to quietly open the door, touched the window and took a look, confirming that the people inside were one, two, three and four, and then the four people turned back.

I don’t know if my brain has become a little stiff after becoming like a fish. People who went in to observe felt that the people in the room were stiff in their movements and there was a smell of paste, as if they had knocked over a paste jar.

So the villagers sniffed the smell and turned around, and saw an open jar in the corner with the lid open, catching water dripping from the eaves.

It's ticking. I've already taken half of the can. No wonder the smell keeps coming to my nose.

The villagers also took a closer look and saw that the jar was a common glass jar with a few pieces of wet paper stuck around it, and there were signs of hand tearing.Not seeing anything strange, the villagers returned the same way.

It was almost dawn, and the rain had lightened up a lot. When the villagers, who had withdrawn from their hazy consciousness, looked through the hole through which they peered, they felt something was wrong.

How come several hours have passed and people are still walking around in circles?
Even the people walking in circles have not changed, and the people sitting are sitting in the same posture.

The villagers who felt a little wrong knocked on the door loudly and deliberately, but received no response. The villagers immediately pushed the door open and entered.

They already had the key, and it only took a few seconds to walk from the courtyard door to the room inside.

The door slammed against the wall with a bang, and the fish eyes that had not yet recovered from the bulge glanced inward. The people in the room continued to circle back and forth as if they were not aware of it.

The intruding villagers pushed it, and felt a strange touch with their hands.

The short-haired man was pushed and staggered, and his waist hit the table beside him, but he acted like a normal person, twisted his back, and continued walking.

Villager:?
Anyone could tell that something was wrong. Muraname continued to reach out and grab it. This time, his hand easily pinched the arm of the short-haired young man.

Five black finger holes appeared there, leaving the villagers standing there, at a loss.

——It’s paper.

The pierced shoulder was like an illusory bubble being popped, revealing its prototype with a pop.

The "person" has a pale face, the eyes are covered in black holes, and the mouth is an upward curve.

The cheeks were mostly made of bad taste. I used red... not paint, but a fishy liquid to smear a bright red mass as blush.

The villager turned his head and saw a fish that was still staring at death in the corner of the room.

How the fish appeared here is no longer important.

The pale face was paired with a mouth as scarlet as blood. The ink in the corner of his eyes was wet due to moisture, and he was shedding black and red tears. It was so scary.

The villager thought for a while with a brain comparable to that of a fish, then suddenly retracted his hand and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Something happened - someone ran away!"

For a moment, there was a lot of chaos around the yard. Many villagers wanted to squeeze in, but the narrow door was so big that everyone bumped into each other.

Putting aside the chaos here, the big one and the small one on the other side had already escaped, and the small one suddenly let out an "ah" sound.

Bai Su looked aside and asked, "What's wrong?"

The young man who was holding a water cup and sipping it said gruntingly: "Gu... the paper man was touched."

Bai Su sighed, looked at the sky, and muttered: "How can he persist for so long... The alienated villagers really don't look very smart."

It had been several hours since they escaped. In other words, the villagers had watched the paper-made figures transformed into them wandering around the house for so long.

"Speaking of which, why is Officer Xia the one wandering around there?"

"Ahem...a little personal grudge."

The minor stated that he definitely did not avenge his personal grudge in public, and he definitely did not bear the vengeance he received on that day.

Bai Su squatted in the grass with Gao Tianyi by his collar, watching the villagers outside gradually running, and asked, "What will happen to the paper man if he is touched?"

The human boy scratched his head: "If it hadn't been destroyed, it would still act according to the set behavior. For example, Brother Xia's paper man will keep spinning, and our paper man will just sit there."

"But if you pour water or tear a hole, it will be exposed, right?"

"After all, a paper man is just a paper man, and there is no way to simulate a real human body."

Only one body is similar, and the prototype of the paper can be quickly revealed when the liquid is poured on it.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for the village to remember the noise of the outsiders fleeing and spread the word like gongs and drums.

Bai Su struck the gongs and drums that were carried in his hands, feeling that they were all used during weddings during the day.

The villagers searched from one end of the village to the other, checking the corners that they could easily miss and the gaps where people could hide, but found nothing.

It’s natural that you can’t find anyone.

The other two humans, Xia Chengyin and Tang Nuo, had already left the village, saying they wanted to follow the place where the signal disappeared to find Qi Zhuyue.

Gao Tianyi was left to Bai Su. Considering that both of them had eaten fish, even though one looked like he didn't want to be alienated, he still left them behind.

After the underage trail leader finished pricking the paper figurines and ran away, the two lurked in the village. Specifically, they hid in the bushes and stood on the top of the trees when the villagers came to find them.

It is still difficult for human teenagers to understand how human feet can stand on such a thin treetop. In the end, it is attributed to extraordinary talent.

The villagers dispersed again after finding no one, so Bai Su carried the person back to the ground and watched the villagers who had returned to normal during the day gradually walk away.

There were only a few searches by the villagers. After a certain point, they all returned home, dressed up, and headed in the same direction after going out.

Today is...the day of the birthday banquet.

In fact, for Bai Su, every villager had the same corner, but he took a long detour and came to the door of the house with the big yellow dog.

The big yellow dog resting in the yard saw someone sitting on the wall of the yard. He was about to bark loudly when he saw the human with his back to the light?He raised a finger to his lips.

Subconsciously, the big yellow dog tucked its tail. It couldn't even escape and could only tremble in place.

The human boy, half a step behind Bai Su, straddled the wall with difficulty. He looked down and was very puzzled: "Why is this dog so afraid of you?"

Gao Tianyi compared his momentum with Bai Su's and didn't see any difference.

Bai Su narrowed his eyes and smiled, but did not answer.

The black-haired young man jumped lightly to the ground, passed the big yellow dog that could only be looked at but not eaten, and walked directly towards the house.

Yesterday, the little girl seemed to have said that the only grandma who lived with her in the family had limited legs and feet and would go out early.

In other words, the only one who is still active at home without going out is the little girl.

"So, why do we come here?" Gao Tianyi lowered his voice and took another sip of water, "And we came in a big circle."

The home of the little girls in the red group is also separated from the place where they are imprisoned. Not to mention the length of the diagonal, there is also an angle of nearly [-] degrees.

If you have to ask why, Congxin’s answer is that the big yellow dog here is delicious, but this answer cannot be said.

Of course, Baisu still has other reasons for dealing with humans.

His hand rested on the door handle of a door. There was also a pink pattern hanging on the door of this room in a childlike way, which looked like a pony.

"This girl is a little special."

Not to mention the little girl they met often, he had never seen any of the children Bai Su saw at the wedding banquet at night.

However, humans don't seem to know this.

"If there's another reason... we can take her as a hostage?"

The black-haired young man said as he turned the door handle and pushed the door inward.

When he said the word hostage, he happened to meet the eyes of the girl inside the door.

The girl looked frightened and couldn't help but take half a step back.

"Hello." The black-haired young man bent down, put his hands behind his back, and smiled lightly, "We are here to find you."

Hearing this, the human boy slapped himself in the face from behind and covered his eyes.

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