Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 333 Coffin God of War
"Can I ask how 'Wen Tao' describes me?"

"Ok?"

"That's it." The black-haired young man walking in front turned his head slightly and looked back from the left side, revealing half of his left eye. "Didn't it say that I cannibalize people? How do you describe it?"

The black-haired young man spoke calmly, as if he really just asked this out of curiosity.

There's nothing bad about that.

Qi Zhuyue, who had regained her original appearance and was walking behind with the little girl on her back, thought for a moment and replied: "A big white mass... She said you became inhuman, starting from your hands, and then..."

Because the "Wen Tao" attached to the little girl was still pretending at that time, its sentences were fragmented. After being relayed by Qi Zhuyue, they became slightly more detailed.

"Then your hand... the white thing swelled up, like cotton wool and clouds. It stuck to the fish-man on the ground and started to eat... and the eyes."

I don't know why, but the more I talked about it, the more Qi Zhuyue felt like she had seen it before.

It was as if she had seen such a scene before.

Haha...how could it be? How could she have seen it before?

As old as she is, she can quickly go back and think about her past experiences. Excluding some vague memories from her childhood, she swears that she has never seen the scene described.

So what is this subtle sense of déjà vu...?
The human woman fell silent as she spoke, until Bai Su answered.

"Then it's really lying." The black-haired young man shook his head.

Qi Zhuyue came back to her senses and asked why in a low voice.

Bai Su's voice came from the front: "Look, not all those fishmen are alive and well."

Qi Zhuyue choked: "It seems..." If he lay on the ground in a mess, with only weak breathing left, he could still be considered alive.

The human woman took two more steps and asked, "Are they still human?"

"Hmm..." The monster thought for a while, and then his voice drifted back, "Maybe we can forget about it? Or you can carry them all back later and try harder."

In Bai Su's opinion, those humans had died long ago, most likely the names written on the tablets, and then re-hatched from the fish eggs as a... nondescript species.

Neither fish nor human.

Of course, the definition of human beings is also defined by themselves, and monsters are classified into the unpalatable category.

Qi Zhuyue sighed after hearing this.

According to her understanding of the game, even if those murlocs with their white bodies huddled together are dead by the time they come over next time, the researchers will find a way to take the bodies back.

However, the premise of all this is that the incident in Wenjiacun can be resolved smoothly.

"By the way..." Qi Zhuyue still had doubts, "I...where is my doppelganger?"

In her impression, Wen Rongxuan seemed to say that she had reached the stage of being replaced?

I don’t know how Wen Rongxuan operates it. He seems to have catalytic means.

Now, she wakes up and her doppelganger is nowhere to be found.

Has the curse of the doppelganger been broken?

The black-haired young man walking in front waved his free hand back and said he didn't know.

"I just dug you out of that space and pulled you up. Didn't you do it yourself when you woke up? You ask me?"

The black-haired young man spoke frankly and without any hint of guilt. He just burped quietly with the help of his back.

Immediately afterwards, the human woman had new questions, such as how Bai Su carved out the space, but she held this question in her mouth for a long time and finally swallowed it.

I'd better ask again later if I have a chance.

……

Braving the rain and walking towards the place where the roar occurred, Bai Su led the people along a remote road, avoiding the broken main road.

The bridge on the main road broke when Gao Tianyi passed by. If it hadn't broken, it might not have been able to withstand the subsequent explosion.

"What are we going to do now...?"

"Another way to the place of sacrifice."

"How do you know... Forget it, just walk over." The human woman gave up on exploring the intelligence gap between her and Bai Su, "Speaking of which, isn't it a bit slow for us to walk like this?"

One person was carrying the heavy coffin, and the other was carrying the unconscious little girl.

When Bai Su heard this, he stopped.

He turned back thoughtfully and said tentatively: "Then... I put the coffin down and you and the little girl lie in it?"

"Then I'll nail the coffin lid back on... Well, does this mean we'll have two openings for you to breathe?"

Qi Zhuyue imagined the scene and declined politely: "No need! Let's just walk faster."

After that, the woman's pace quickened a lot, dragging her uncomfortable body in three or two steps to pass Bai Su.

The black-haired young man carrying the coffin shrugged and walked out.

What he didn't tell the humans was that there was nothing left in the coffin.

The bones in the empty coffin have been eaten away, and nothing is left behind.

If someone opens it later... forget it, no one will have the chance to open the coffin. Bai Su plans to throw the coffin into the center of the battlefield later.

If there is a place that can be called a battleground.

……

There is no easy path to walk on. The ground in the mountains and forests is one foot high and one foot low, making it very difficult to walk.

But no matter how difficult it is, we are almost at our destination.

After getting closer, the movement that was far away became clearer.

The land of the mountain is wailing, and the chaotic sounds of human footsteps are playing a mournful song there. Before they get closer, visitors can still hear the endless shouts of Gululu.

Getting closer, they bumped into some fish-eyed villagers running in panic from the front.

The villagers who had lost the ability to speak kept coming closer, and their original running movements stopped when they saw Bai Suer... and the three of them.

They changed their attitude and re-arranged their lowered arms. The harpoons, farm tools, etc. were pointed at Baisu and the others.

"What is this?" Qi Zhuyue asked in confusion, "Is this a little monster in the Tao?"

"Let's have an encounter." Bai Su pinched his chin with one hand and put the coffin off his shoulder with the other hand.

They were now walking back to the mountain path of the main road. Looking back, they should still be able to see the broken wooden bridge.

The coffin hit the ground heavily, and the muffled sound made people's hearts tremble. They couldn't help but worry about the bones placed inside.

"Do you want to fight?" Bai Su asked, he still had time to lift his sleeves.

Qi Zhuyue also took the little girl off her back and stopped her behind her: "Hit her? Is it possible not to beat her?"

The human women found it strange that they were standing on only one road. Since they had been discovered by the villagers, they could only escape by running into the forest and going around again, right?
There shouldn't be enough time left for them to do this.

Qi Zhuyue saw a black shadow floating in front of her from afar. The rain curtain seemed to have completely gathered and fell there densely. Sometimes it was transparent color, and sometimes it was dirty black.

"Okay." Bai Su replied lightly. He dropped the coffin and moved his wrist twice. "Speaking of which, why are you carrying that little girl on your back all the time?" Qi Zhuyue was stunned: "Ah? You didn't let me Am I carrying hers?”

Bai Su was confused: "Have I ever said this?"

Qi Zhuyue: "You didn't -" Well, it seems that I didn't say that.

From beginning to end, Bai Su never told Qi Zhuyue that he wanted to take the little girl with him.

In the cave before, the little girl was taken away by Bai Su. As for the scene where the real and fake monster came back and made trouble again, let alone what happened after that. Bai Su didn't care about the little girl's follow-up at all.

It seemed...she was really just holding her, and Bai Su would only hold her hand when he pulled her.

...Then what did she do with this little girl along the way?Now I have to protect people.

Qi Zhuyue sighed and hid the little girl behind her again. Just as she was thinking about picking up some rocks to use as throwing weapons, she saw a shadow cage ahead.

The human woman raised her head in confusion, and then she saw... saw the black-haired young man lifting the coffin.

Just like that, he held one end of the coffin with his hands on the left and right, and with a strong effort of his upper arms, he lifted the coffin up and swung it in the air like a stick.

Qi Zhuyue's description of how to use the stick was correct. Bai Su didn't even talk to the villagers in front of him about coming and going. He used the heavy coffins of the Yuyan villagers who rushed forward and flew them away into the distant mountains and forests. .

There was constant banging and banging noise, which made people tremble with fear.

The weapon master was like this, and Bai Su forced the fish-eyed villagers to leave the battle.

Before the following villagers could catch up, he walked forward directly.

While Qi Zhuyue was wondering if the villagers would be injured, she picked up the little girl and followed her.

She then thought about it, she had become alienated, and she would probably become rougher and thicker...?
The two of them walked a few more steps, and the site that was originally as flat as a lake appeared in front of them.

Flat was no longer a description in the past, now it was a place of varying shades and mud.

"That's... that's Senior Xia, Senior Tang... and Taoist Priest Xiao Gao!" Qi Zhuyue opened her eyes wide to search, and finally found those three dazzling beings in the chaos.

The reason why it is said to be eye-catching is because the direction of their appearance changes is different from that of the fish-eye villagers. The fish-eye villagers' bulging eyes make them look ugly, while the three outsiders are better.

The raised eyeballs are still within the acceptable range of human aesthetics. Their faces are densely covered with fish scales. They are repeatedly testing the edge of intensive fear. The scales recede at the edges of the facial features, but their faces are not changed beyond recognition.

In addition to this are the extra respiratory organs. It is the extra gills that prevent them from drowning in the sunken land.

It felt like the altar was overturned in the blink of an eye.

The altar itself is located in the central part of the "lake" and is only offset by a few meters. The "lake" collapses from the middle and the water gushing out swallows people up.

Friend or enemy, they were all involved in the lake.

In contrast, the mountain-like being also fell down together.

But unexpectedly, the "hill" floated up.

The black silt clung to the surface of the lake. It was unclear whether it was too buoyant, or whether the part covered under the water was like a polar glacier, with only the tip of the iceberg exposed.

Which point it is, probably only the owner of the lake knows.

After the white or pale hand surfaced, the skin and flesh covering it melted quickly, as if it had been poured aqua regia, and in an instant, only the white bones were left.

The rest of the body parts were the same. To be more precise, all the skin and flesh on the upper body had melted away, and not a single piece remained on the branches of the skeleton.

How to describe it... Gao Tianyi looked at this scene in shock.

When he first saw the soft, boneless hand stretched out, he didn't feel it clearly, but when he looked closer, he realized that the hand was huge.

Femininity can only be used to describe the temperament of the owner of the hand. If you really want to talk about it, the skeleton can be considered a giant to ordinary humans.

Just... the young man used something from a mobile game he had played to refer to the ghost-type monster in Fate Points. With a huge bone claw, it easily made a scratch on the ground. .

Then, Gao Tianyi did not dare to stay at all. He rushed up against the flow of people, removed the hoods on the heads of the two adults, and then untied the ropes used to restrain them.

The village chief of Wenjia Village had no time to pay attention to him at the moment. The old man's attention was entirely focused on the two giants facing each other in the distance.

They might have glanced at them, but they had no time to care about them.

The young man asked in a low voice: "Hey Brother Xia, Brother Tang, can you go by yourself? I can't carry two people..."

The rescued adult lowered his head and adjusted to the sudden light: "You can walk, but you have to take it slow... Damn, my legs are numb."

When the two moved their bodies and stood up, they both saw the bloody scene behind them.

Immediately, the two frowned, but when their eyes touched the minor, they found that Gao Tianyi did not have much sadness.

"...Qi Zhuyue has a problem?"

"Ah? Oh, there should be." The young man said uncertainly while planning an escape route, "It was Brother Bai who said... Sister Qi here is not me."

The short-haired police officer listened and glanced back again.

The female companion still lying on the table is lifelike, the wounds are real, the blood is real, and even the gradually disappearing breath of life seems real.

Is Qi Zhuyue on the stage fake?
Humans couldn't tell the difference for a while.

If Bai Su was at the scene, Xia Chengyin would definitely catch the person and question him again, and then turn his eyes to Tang Nuo for verification.

But now, Bai Su is not here.

The human police officer seemed to have gone through some ideological entanglement, and finally he said in a hoarse voice: "Let's go."

The implication is that he should ignore "Qi Zhuyue" who is still lying on the table.

The three of them jumped off the altar. When their feet hit the ground, they felt their legs sinking. When they lowered their heads, they saw that the originally hard land had turned into a muddy swamp.

If there is even a little bit left, people will sink.

"This might as well be just water... everyone can still take a swim." Gao Tianyi complained as he moved his legs with difficulty.

Soon, reality turned out as he wished. The ground suddenly turned from sticky to liquid, and everyone fell into the lake.

The lake surface rose and fell, and they were like a small boat in it.

They tried their best to swim to a place that could be regarded as the shore. The nearby villagers were a little faster than them, and there were inevitably some collisions while swimming.

Gao Tianyi, the only one in better condition among the three, used the compass as a weapon and behaved like a fish-eyed villager.

"...over there." After swimming for a while, Tang Nuo, who had been silent all the time, suddenly spoke. He pointed in a certain direction, "Is that over there..."

His voice revealed hesitation, and the other two looked over.

Seeing this, Gao Tianyi's physical movement of casting spells stopped for a moment.

What kind of posture is that?
The black-haired young man standing in front was holding the coffin with one hand...with one hand. That posture made the young man hallucinate a certain five-star archer in the mobile game he mentioned before.

This coffin... shouldn't be able to shoot bullets, right?
Wait, why are you carrying a coffin?

Before this question could be answered, the woman who stood next to the black-haired young man immediately let the three of them breathe a sigh of relief.

That is, another Qi Zhuyue.

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