Trying to pretend to be human today
Chapter 5 Inquiry
Chapter 5 Inquiry
dead... what do you mean?
Baisu knew very little about human death, and he was stunned for a moment, only to realize that the drowned human corpses in the bathtub were swollen and swollen.
The rotting corpse had an unpleasant smell, and the taste was not good. Baisu had no choice but to swallow the human being.
Unpalatable, words like this instantly appeared in Baisu's mind.
Afterwards, he captured what the police said was the time.
"He died... a week ago?" Bai Su was dumbfounded, "But he was still sending me messages yesterday..."
The doubt on Baisu's face did not seem to be fake, and Officer Gu on the opposite side confirmed again and again before turning his gaze away.
At the same time, the short-cut police officer who walked around the room as soon as he entered the house, and even went to Baisu's bedroom to take a look, stood behind Baisu.
He took out the machine he carried with him, adjusted something, and aimed at Baisu.
A few seconds later, he raised his hand and showed Officer Gu that the number on the dial of the instrument was zero.
In other words, he didn't detect anything, so he can relax for the time being.
Baisu could clearly sense what the opposite policeman saw from behind him, and then the other party's expression eased, and his tone became lighter: "We have just received news about this situation, and it is likely that someone has stolen his account. .”
Baisu nodded cooperatively: "Is that so, is the account stolen...?"
Wait a minute, account hijacking?
These four characters suddenly hit Baisu's forehead, and he, who was extremely sensitive to money, thought of something.
He quickly rummaged through the memories in his mind, and in the part of the explanation about the live broadcast, he came to a conclusion.
The garbled id viewer said that the high-value tip will fly away, and the gift money that has already been received may have to be deducted by the platform.
Thinking of this, Baisu wrinkled his face.
His plan to have a good meal in the second half of the month was also forced to cancel.
Money, his money!
Damn hacking bastard.
Officer Gu who was seated opposite saw that Baisu's expression was not right, raised his brows, and asked again: "Did you remember something?"
Baisu's expression was broken: "The money he tipped will be gone."
As soon as these words came out, the corner of the officer's mouth twitched behind the sofa, showing a speechless expression. When is this still thinking about money?
If it wasn't for the unresponsiveness of the detector, he would have wondered if the anchor was a ghost.
Now it seems that he is too rich, and he doesn't care much about the life and death of strangers, a little indifferent.
"Is that audience familiar with you?"
"I'm not very familiar with you, we talked a few times before."
To be precise, I talked with the original human beings.
"before?"
"It was when the ghost game was still being broadcast, and at that time he would give feedback on the live broadcast."
"Why did you change the subject of the live broadcast?"
"Do you have to ask and answer this?" Baisu glanced at the policeman, "I just suddenly discovered that I also have a talent for eating and broadcasting, and it's much safer than playing supernatural games."
The first few sentences were all spoken according to human memory. Police officer Gu scribbled there after listening, and he didn't know what points were worth recording in these contents.
Asking, Officer Gu looked at Baisu and stopped, and pointed to his side face with his finger: "Did the wound on the face be scratched by the glass?"
Face?Hearing this, Baisu raised his hand to touch his cheek.
He felt a shallow opening, which was caused by the collapse of tiles.
It has healed a lot compared to when it was cut open, and it's okay to say that it didn't bleed.
Baisu responded, affirming what the other party said.
Officer Gu twirled his pen and jotted it down, "Do you eat candy when you're nervous?"
"Huh?" Baisu licked the corners of his lips, licking some crumbs, "Yes, I'm used to eating something sweet."
Officer Gu looked around at the snack baskets everywhere in the house, and couldn't deny it.
While the two were chatting, the two police officers who went to the bathroom to check came back. As soon as they returned to the living room, they shook their heads at Officer Gu, and then asked Baisu a question.
"A few pieces of the bathroom mirror are missing, Mr. Bai, have you cleaned it?"
Mirror shards?Oh, he ate a lot.
Baisu's eyes flickered, he definitely couldn't tell the truth to human beings, there is no such thing as glass in human's recipes.
It can't be said to be cleaned, the trash cans around the room don't have the remains of mirrors... except for the bits on the table, and the ones he just licked into his mouth.
Baisu looked down at the light-colored debris on the surface of the coffee table, and when the wind outside the door blew, it was scattered in the air.
It's better to be stupid.
Therefore, Baisu simply replied: "I haven't cleaned it up. After the mirror exploded, I sat in the living room and didn't notice that the water pipes were out of order."
He pretended to be a fool and the police did not pursue him.
The two police officers looked at each other, and finally asked about the use of the bathroom: "The bathtub in the bathroom is a little dusty, does Mr. Bai not use it?"
Baisu replied: "I choked on the water when I was taking a bath before, and I felt a bit psychologically disturbed. I haven't used it for a while."
The two police officers nodded to their captain, Officer Gu stood up and thanked Bai Su for cooperating with the police's questioning.
"It's okay, it should be."
Baisu also stood up and sent the police to the door.
He thought for a while, and added: "I also feel very sorry about that audience."
The stern-faced police officer nodded and said nothing more.
A group of people walked out gradually, and the inch-cut policeman who stayed at the end was a few beats slower. When the others walked away, he took out a note from his pocket.
A string of numbers was written on the note, and the policeman with an inch head said, "Hey, this is the repairman we often cooperate with in the bureau. Your bathroom is so broken, I will help him get business."
"Don't let my captain know, this is against the rules!"
As soon as he said that, the police officer stuffed the note and ran away, and ran downstairs in a hurry.
Baisu held the note and didn't know what to do, so he could only put it in his pocket first.
After the door closed, he went to the bedroom, and happened to see the policemen getting into their police cars one by one by the window.
After the police car drove far away and disappeared at the end of the street, Baisu breathed a sigh of relief.
Should it pass?He patted his chest.
Today is also a day to try to pretend to be a good human being.
……
The team from the special department came in the dark and left in the dark.
After the car started, the sleazy-looking policeman in the back seat poked at the seat of the co-pilot and asked, "Captain, that Baisu is really suspicious, why don't you take him back to the police station? "
Officer Gu, the co-pilot, didn't even lift his eyelids, and sat there with his arms folded: "Take it back, what's the reason?"
"It's just..." The words got stuck at the beginning, and the policeman thought for a while, "Use the reason related to the death of the viewer in the live broadcast room?"
"First of all, the instrument didn't detect any Yin Qi belonging to ghosts in Baisu's body."
"Secondly, Arnold's lie detection talent was not triggered either."
Another young man wearing glasses raised his eyebrows at his colleague, which caused the sloppy young man with an inch hair to grin his teeth.
"Furthermore, haven't you written enough self-criticisms before? Bringing people back to the bureau rashly without being sure that the other party knows about the supernatural... I don't want to give you any more guarantees."
After being said a few words, the police officer in the back row silenced and leaned back sleepily.
"Yes, yes, you can't take the initiative to mention the supernatural to the masses unless they speak first."
"But the Bloody Mary really appeared, Captain, didn't you know for sure when you watched the replay? How could this Baisu not see it..."
The inch-headed policeman was puzzled.
Now I can only understand that Baisu didn't think he had seen a supernatural being. After being overly frightened, his brain made cognitive modifications to his own self-protection.
They have also seen such situations in the past.
"By the way, captain, there are new discoveries in the bathroom. Apart from Bloody Mary, there should be other ghosts that have appeared. The comparison between the two may have saved Mr. Bai's life." The policeman wearing glasses added with a raised hand.
"Huh? You said it earlier, I was still thinking about how that kid escaped Bloody Mary, I don't think it can be based on face? If it really can rely on face, the little star wouldn't have died so badly last month—"
"Xia Chengyin."
"To!"
Under the gaze of his captain's sharp eyes, the police officer finally shut up and stopped talking about running the train.
Seeing that his subordinates had stopped, Captain Gu said: "That Mr. Baisu is a bit secretive. Go back and write a report about Bloody Mary giving up the attack and leaving his house, and register his name in the bureau."
"Call Lao Zhang again to make preparations. If that Mr. Bai calls him, bring some props before going."
Pausing for a moment, thinking about Baisu's views on money, Captain Gu added: "Tell Lao Zhang, this time the target loves money more, let him lower the price."
"Remember to reimburse the money posted."
(End of this chapter)
dead... what do you mean?
Baisu knew very little about human death, and he was stunned for a moment, only to realize that the drowned human corpses in the bathtub were swollen and swollen.
The rotting corpse had an unpleasant smell, and the taste was not good. Baisu had no choice but to swallow the human being.
Unpalatable, words like this instantly appeared in Baisu's mind.
Afterwards, he captured what the police said was the time.
"He died... a week ago?" Bai Su was dumbfounded, "But he was still sending me messages yesterday..."
The doubt on Baisu's face did not seem to be fake, and Officer Gu on the opposite side confirmed again and again before turning his gaze away.
At the same time, the short-cut police officer who walked around the room as soon as he entered the house, and even went to Baisu's bedroom to take a look, stood behind Baisu.
He took out the machine he carried with him, adjusted something, and aimed at Baisu.
A few seconds later, he raised his hand and showed Officer Gu that the number on the dial of the instrument was zero.
In other words, he didn't detect anything, so he can relax for the time being.
Baisu could clearly sense what the opposite policeman saw from behind him, and then the other party's expression eased, and his tone became lighter: "We have just received news about this situation, and it is likely that someone has stolen his account. .”
Baisu nodded cooperatively: "Is that so, is the account stolen...?"
Wait a minute, account hijacking?
These four characters suddenly hit Baisu's forehead, and he, who was extremely sensitive to money, thought of something.
He quickly rummaged through the memories in his mind, and in the part of the explanation about the live broadcast, he came to a conclusion.
The garbled id viewer said that the high-value tip will fly away, and the gift money that has already been received may have to be deducted by the platform.
Thinking of this, Baisu wrinkled his face.
His plan to have a good meal in the second half of the month was also forced to cancel.
Money, his money!
Damn hacking bastard.
Officer Gu who was seated opposite saw that Baisu's expression was not right, raised his brows, and asked again: "Did you remember something?"
Baisu's expression was broken: "The money he tipped will be gone."
As soon as these words came out, the corner of the officer's mouth twitched behind the sofa, showing a speechless expression. When is this still thinking about money?
If it wasn't for the unresponsiveness of the detector, he would have wondered if the anchor was a ghost.
Now it seems that he is too rich, and he doesn't care much about the life and death of strangers, a little indifferent.
"Is that audience familiar with you?"
"I'm not very familiar with you, we talked a few times before."
To be precise, I talked with the original human beings.
"before?"
"It was when the ghost game was still being broadcast, and at that time he would give feedback on the live broadcast."
"Why did you change the subject of the live broadcast?"
"Do you have to ask and answer this?" Baisu glanced at the policeman, "I just suddenly discovered that I also have a talent for eating and broadcasting, and it's much safer than playing supernatural games."
The first few sentences were all spoken according to human memory. Police officer Gu scribbled there after listening, and he didn't know what points were worth recording in these contents.
Asking, Officer Gu looked at Baisu and stopped, and pointed to his side face with his finger: "Did the wound on the face be scratched by the glass?"
Face?Hearing this, Baisu raised his hand to touch his cheek.
He felt a shallow opening, which was caused by the collapse of tiles.
It has healed a lot compared to when it was cut open, and it's okay to say that it didn't bleed.
Baisu responded, affirming what the other party said.
Officer Gu twirled his pen and jotted it down, "Do you eat candy when you're nervous?"
"Huh?" Baisu licked the corners of his lips, licking some crumbs, "Yes, I'm used to eating something sweet."
Officer Gu looked around at the snack baskets everywhere in the house, and couldn't deny it.
While the two were chatting, the two police officers who went to the bathroom to check came back. As soon as they returned to the living room, they shook their heads at Officer Gu, and then asked Baisu a question.
"A few pieces of the bathroom mirror are missing, Mr. Bai, have you cleaned it?"
Mirror shards?Oh, he ate a lot.
Baisu's eyes flickered, he definitely couldn't tell the truth to human beings, there is no such thing as glass in human's recipes.
It can't be said to be cleaned, the trash cans around the room don't have the remains of mirrors... except for the bits on the table, and the ones he just licked into his mouth.
Baisu looked down at the light-colored debris on the surface of the coffee table, and when the wind outside the door blew, it was scattered in the air.
It's better to be stupid.
Therefore, Baisu simply replied: "I haven't cleaned it up. After the mirror exploded, I sat in the living room and didn't notice that the water pipes were out of order."
He pretended to be a fool and the police did not pursue him.
The two police officers looked at each other, and finally asked about the use of the bathroom: "The bathtub in the bathroom is a little dusty, does Mr. Bai not use it?"
Baisu replied: "I choked on the water when I was taking a bath before, and I felt a bit psychologically disturbed. I haven't used it for a while."
The two police officers nodded to their captain, Officer Gu stood up and thanked Bai Su for cooperating with the police's questioning.
"It's okay, it should be."
Baisu also stood up and sent the police to the door.
He thought for a while, and added: "I also feel very sorry about that audience."
The stern-faced police officer nodded and said nothing more.
A group of people walked out gradually, and the inch-cut policeman who stayed at the end was a few beats slower. When the others walked away, he took out a note from his pocket.
A string of numbers was written on the note, and the policeman with an inch head said, "Hey, this is the repairman we often cooperate with in the bureau. Your bathroom is so broken, I will help him get business."
"Don't let my captain know, this is against the rules!"
As soon as he said that, the police officer stuffed the note and ran away, and ran downstairs in a hurry.
Baisu held the note and didn't know what to do, so he could only put it in his pocket first.
After the door closed, he went to the bedroom, and happened to see the policemen getting into their police cars one by one by the window.
After the police car drove far away and disappeared at the end of the street, Baisu breathed a sigh of relief.
Should it pass?He patted his chest.
Today is also a day to try to pretend to be a good human being.
……
The team from the special department came in the dark and left in the dark.
After the car started, the sleazy-looking policeman in the back seat poked at the seat of the co-pilot and asked, "Captain, that Baisu is really suspicious, why don't you take him back to the police station? "
Officer Gu, the co-pilot, didn't even lift his eyelids, and sat there with his arms folded: "Take it back, what's the reason?"
"It's just..." The words got stuck at the beginning, and the policeman thought for a while, "Use the reason related to the death of the viewer in the live broadcast room?"
"First of all, the instrument didn't detect any Yin Qi belonging to ghosts in Baisu's body."
"Secondly, Arnold's lie detection talent was not triggered either."
Another young man wearing glasses raised his eyebrows at his colleague, which caused the sloppy young man with an inch hair to grin his teeth.
"Furthermore, haven't you written enough self-criticisms before? Bringing people back to the bureau rashly without being sure that the other party knows about the supernatural... I don't want to give you any more guarantees."
After being said a few words, the police officer in the back row silenced and leaned back sleepily.
"Yes, yes, you can't take the initiative to mention the supernatural to the masses unless they speak first."
"But the Bloody Mary really appeared, Captain, didn't you know for sure when you watched the replay? How could this Baisu not see it..."
The inch-headed policeman was puzzled.
Now I can only understand that Baisu didn't think he had seen a supernatural being. After being overly frightened, his brain made cognitive modifications to his own self-protection.
They have also seen such situations in the past.
"By the way, captain, there are new discoveries in the bathroom. Apart from Bloody Mary, there should be other ghosts that have appeared. The comparison between the two may have saved Mr. Bai's life." The policeman wearing glasses added with a raised hand.
"Huh? You said it earlier, I was still thinking about how that kid escaped Bloody Mary, I don't think it can be based on face? If it really can rely on face, the little star wouldn't have died so badly last month—"
"Xia Chengyin."
"To!"
Under the gaze of his captain's sharp eyes, the police officer finally shut up and stopped talking about running the train.
Seeing that his subordinates had stopped, Captain Gu said: "That Mr. Baisu is a bit secretive. Go back and write a report about Bloody Mary giving up the attack and leaving his house, and register his name in the bureau."
"Call Lao Zhang again to make preparations. If that Mr. Bai calls him, bring some props before going."
Pausing for a moment, thinking about Baisu's views on money, Captain Gu added: "Tell Lao Zhang, this time the target loves money more, let him lower the price."
"Remember to reimburse the money posted."
(End of this chapter)
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