Under one person, twelve spells
Chapter 14
Chapter 14
"At that time, the hand was only 0.01 centimeter from the top of my head, but after a quarter of a second, the owner of that big hand will accept me as a disciple, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, but this one I think it's perfect."
From the eyes of the old heavenly master, it can be seen that if he takes half a step forward, he will crush me to death.
Originally thought, you should do this, maybe I should die too.
But in order to live, I have no choice.
There was once a sincere master-student friendship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it.
I regret it when I lose it, the most painful thing in the world is this.
If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that master: Hello, master.
If I have to add a time limit to this master-student friendship, I hope it will be... 1 years"
The old heavenly master nodded, and said gratifiedly: "That's right, children can be taught."
Zhang Lingyu next to him looked dumbfounded, and the other brothers beside him also looked dumbfounded.
Afterwards, Mr. Tian said with a confused face: "I guessed the beginning, but I can't guess the ending."
The apprenticeship process went smoothly, and Wang Situ also explained the cause and effect of the matter.
Of course, only he knows about time travel.
In fact, Wang Situ himself was also very resistant to revealing the truth, mainly because the time and location of Wang Situ's appearance in the hands of the old heavenly master were too detailed.There is no privacy at all, so it's better to just explain it all.
On the same day, through the intervention of relevant departments, Wang Situ obtained his ID card and social security number.
After paying the medical insurance, Wang Situ settled down in Longhushan.
Wang Situ has been on the mountain for a week, and he has eaten all the special dishes of Longhu Mountain in this week!
I ate everything such as supernatant tofu, roasted chicken with chestnuts, Tianshi Bagua banquet, steamed eggs with pickled vegetables, shredded salted pork with winter bamboo shoots, and steamed pork with rice noodles.
Now the proprietresses of those restaurants are very enthusiastic when they see Wang Situ, there is no one else who is handsome and generous.
In the early morning of the next day, Wang Situ went to morning class with his brother Zhang Lingyu.
When all the teachers and brothers were reading scriptures, Wang Situ got up late and missed breakfast.
He took out a small bag from his arms, which contained dried eggplant, a local specialty.
While no one is paying attention, take a bite and chew slowly at the corner of your mouth.
Strange to say, this dried eggplant can be said to be a special flavor of Longhu Mountain.
Freshly picked eggplants are combined with raw materials such as peppers, garlic, and glutinous rice, and are finally made through various traditional techniques such as steaming, boiling, simmering, wrapping, mixing, and storing.
It can be said that the process is complicated, so it tastes refreshing after tasting, and you want to eat it after eating.And what is unexpected is that Yujiang dried eggplant has obvious effects on symptoms such as motion sickness and vomiting in pregnant women.
The taste was just right for Wang Situ's appetite, so he took another bite while no one was paying attention.
While he was enjoying his meal, a hand stretched out from the side, and he hooked his finger, signaling that he wanted it too.
Wang Situ thought to himself, since we are all brothers and sisters of the same school, we have to give them. Besides, we are all adults, so we have to understand the ways of the world, right?
Besides, the wealth is already free, so it doesn't matter if the eggplant is dry.
He grabbed a handful and put it on the big hand, then withdrew his hand back.
Wang Situ stuffed another piece of dried eggplant into his mouth, why did he suddenly feel so familiar with this hand?
Whose hands are they like?
Why can't I remember?
Just when Wang Situ couldn't figure it out, the big hand stretched out again, and there were still fine pieces of eggplant left on it.
Wang Situ followed the opponent's palm all the way, and saw the old celestial master next to him with his waist stuck, chewing dried eggplant in his mouth, and stretched out his hand to ask for it.
Wang Situ forcibly swallowed the dried eggplant that hadn't been chewed in his mouth, and greeted the old master with a bit of choking: "Good morning, master!"
The old heavenly master grabbed the small bag containing dried eggplant in Wang Situ's hand, weighed it, then picked up the small bag and poured it into his mouth.
While chewing dried eggplant, he looked at Wang Situ with dead fish eyes.
After three or two bites, they clapped their hands.
He hooked his fingers at Wang Situ, motioning for Wang Situ to follow.
then turned and left
Wang Situ was flustered, thinking, "Could it be that I went to Qianshan to take pictures with the ladies and sisters yesterday and was caught by the master???"
Isn't it said that priests can also marry?
Thinking wildly along the way, he arrived at the residence of the old heavenly master after a while.
The old Tianshi opened the door, picked up the teapot from the table in the main hall and poured a cup of tea, then remembered that there was someone behind him, and poured another cup.
Then he patted the stool next to him, and said to Wang Situ, "Come and sit."
Wang Situ saw that the old celestial master's expression was stable, and he probably wouldn't get angry, so he licked his smiling face, ran over and sat next to the old celestial master.
The old Tianshi picked up the tea, swished it in his mouth, and then swallowed it in one gulp.
Wang Situ also followed suit in a decent manner. After drinking tea, both master and apprentice let out a long breath.
Seeing that the tea was finished, the old heavenly master said, "Situ, how long have you been on the mountain?"
When Wang Situ heard this, his heart skipped a beat. "This old man, don't you want to drive me away? I hated this place at first, but after living here for a while, I have food, drinks and scenery. There are young ladies in the front mountain, and there are no shortage of supermarkets and restaurants. The key is to help pay five social insurances and one housing fund, where can I find such a good place?"
Then Wang Situ replied cautiously: "Back to Master, it will take more than seven days to go up the mountain."
According to the routine in Journey to the West that I have seen before, from what the master said when Sun Wukong was learning art when he drove him away, the next sentence the old master should say: "Just go from where you came from. "
Then Wang Situ should say: "I have been away from home for more than seven days to appeal to Master. Although I am looking back at old relatives and friends, I dare not go because I have not repaid Master's kindness."
In the end, the old master waved his sleeves: "Get out! Damn it!"
Then Wang Situ went down the mountain with tears in his eyes.
Just as he was thinking this way, the old heavenly master saw Wang Situ distracted, and hit him on the head with a chestnut.
In pain, Wang Situ covered his head and gasped for air.
Then the old celestial master said with an unhappy face: "Why are you still moaning when I asked you to go down the mountain to help find someone?"
Seeing the old celestial master raised his hand again, Wang Situ hurriedly explained: "I was just thinking about how to go down the mountain to find someone. I really didn't go on a errand! You have to trust me!"
Seeing Wang Situ's sincere face, the old Tianshi raised his hand and slapped it down with embarrassment, and then stroked his hair with his raised hand.
He said kindly, "The master came here because he valued your ability to move around in the world."
"Originally I wanted Lingyu to go, but Lingyu grew up on the mountain and didn't understand the principles of the world, so going there may cause frequent complications"
"So this task is entrusted to you. The main reason is that the task is arduous. If there is another one in the future, I will let Lingyu go. What do you think?"
Seeing the smiling expression of the old Tianshi, Wang Situ felt a chill down his back.
If you disagree, it is estimated that the medical insurance that has just been opened for a short time should be used.
Then Wang Situ replied decisively: "I have something to do!"
(End of this chapter)
"At that time, the hand was only 0.01 centimeter from the top of my head, but after a quarter of a second, the owner of that big hand will accept me as a disciple, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, but this one I think it's perfect."
From the eyes of the old heavenly master, it can be seen that if he takes half a step forward, he will crush me to death.
Originally thought, you should do this, maybe I should die too.
But in order to live, I have no choice.
There was once a sincere master-student friendship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it.
I regret it when I lose it, the most painful thing in the world is this.
If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that master: Hello, master.
If I have to add a time limit to this master-student friendship, I hope it will be... 1 years"
The old heavenly master nodded, and said gratifiedly: "That's right, children can be taught."
Zhang Lingyu next to him looked dumbfounded, and the other brothers beside him also looked dumbfounded.
Afterwards, Mr. Tian said with a confused face: "I guessed the beginning, but I can't guess the ending."
The apprenticeship process went smoothly, and Wang Situ also explained the cause and effect of the matter.
Of course, only he knows about time travel.
In fact, Wang Situ himself was also very resistant to revealing the truth, mainly because the time and location of Wang Situ's appearance in the hands of the old heavenly master were too detailed.There is no privacy at all, so it's better to just explain it all.
On the same day, through the intervention of relevant departments, Wang Situ obtained his ID card and social security number.
After paying the medical insurance, Wang Situ settled down in Longhushan.
Wang Situ has been on the mountain for a week, and he has eaten all the special dishes of Longhu Mountain in this week!
I ate everything such as supernatant tofu, roasted chicken with chestnuts, Tianshi Bagua banquet, steamed eggs with pickled vegetables, shredded salted pork with winter bamboo shoots, and steamed pork with rice noodles.
Now the proprietresses of those restaurants are very enthusiastic when they see Wang Situ, there is no one else who is handsome and generous.
In the early morning of the next day, Wang Situ went to morning class with his brother Zhang Lingyu.
When all the teachers and brothers were reading scriptures, Wang Situ got up late and missed breakfast.
He took out a small bag from his arms, which contained dried eggplant, a local specialty.
While no one is paying attention, take a bite and chew slowly at the corner of your mouth.
Strange to say, this dried eggplant can be said to be a special flavor of Longhu Mountain.
Freshly picked eggplants are combined with raw materials such as peppers, garlic, and glutinous rice, and are finally made through various traditional techniques such as steaming, boiling, simmering, wrapping, mixing, and storing.
It can be said that the process is complicated, so it tastes refreshing after tasting, and you want to eat it after eating.And what is unexpected is that Yujiang dried eggplant has obvious effects on symptoms such as motion sickness and vomiting in pregnant women.
The taste was just right for Wang Situ's appetite, so he took another bite while no one was paying attention.
While he was enjoying his meal, a hand stretched out from the side, and he hooked his finger, signaling that he wanted it too.
Wang Situ thought to himself, since we are all brothers and sisters of the same school, we have to give them. Besides, we are all adults, so we have to understand the ways of the world, right?
Besides, the wealth is already free, so it doesn't matter if the eggplant is dry.
He grabbed a handful and put it on the big hand, then withdrew his hand back.
Wang Situ stuffed another piece of dried eggplant into his mouth, why did he suddenly feel so familiar with this hand?
Whose hands are they like?
Why can't I remember?
Just when Wang Situ couldn't figure it out, the big hand stretched out again, and there were still fine pieces of eggplant left on it.
Wang Situ followed the opponent's palm all the way, and saw the old celestial master next to him with his waist stuck, chewing dried eggplant in his mouth, and stretched out his hand to ask for it.
Wang Situ forcibly swallowed the dried eggplant that hadn't been chewed in his mouth, and greeted the old master with a bit of choking: "Good morning, master!"
The old heavenly master grabbed the small bag containing dried eggplant in Wang Situ's hand, weighed it, then picked up the small bag and poured it into his mouth.
While chewing dried eggplant, he looked at Wang Situ with dead fish eyes.
After three or two bites, they clapped their hands.
He hooked his fingers at Wang Situ, motioning for Wang Situ to follow.
then turned and left
Wang Situ was flustered, thinking, "Could it be that I went to Qianshan to take pictures with the ladies and sisters yesterday and was caught by the master???"
Isn't it said that priests can also marry?
Thinking wildly along the way, he arrived at the residence of the old heavenly master after a while.
The old Tianshi opened the door, picked up the teapot from the table in the main hall and poured a cup of tea, then remembered that there was someone behind him, and poured another cup.
Then he patted the stool next to him, and said to Wang Situ, "Come and sit."
Wang Situ saw that the old celestial master's expression was stable, and he probably wouldn't get angry, so he licked his smiling face, ran over and sat next to the old celestial master.
The old Tianshi picked up the tea, swished it in his mouth, and then swallowed it in one gulp.
Wang Situ also followed suit in a decent manner. After drinking tea, both master and apprentice let out a long breath.
Seeing that the tea was finished, the old heavenly master said, "Situ, how long have you been on the mountain?"
When Wang Situ heard this, his heart skipped a beat. "This old man, don't you want to drive me away? I hated this place at first, but after living here for a while, I have food, drinks and scenery. There are young ladies in the front mountain, and there are no shortage of supermarkets and restaurants. The key is to help pay five social insurances and one housing fund, where can I find such a good place?"
Then Wang Situ replied cautiously: "Back to Master, it will take more than seven days to go up the mountain."
According to the routine in Journey to the West that I have seen before, from what the master said when Sun Wukong was learning art when he drove him away, the next sentence the old master should say: "Just go from where you came from. "
Then Wang Situ should say: "I have been away from home for more than seven days to appeal to Master. Although I am looking back at old relatives and friends, I dare not go because I have not repaid Master's kindness."
In the end, the old master waved his sleeves: "Get out! Damn it!"
Then Wang Situ went down the mountain with tears in his eyes.
Just as he was thinking this way, the old heavenly master saw Wang Situ distracted, and hit him on the head with a chestnut.
In pain, Wang Situ covered his head and gasped for air.
Then the old celestial master said with an unhappy face: "Why are you still moaning when I asked you to go down the mountain to help find someone?"
Seeing the old celestial master raised his hand again, Wang Situ hurriedly explained: "I was just thinking about how to go down the mountain to find someone. I really didn't go on a errand! You have to trust me!"
Seeing Wang Situ's sincere face, the old Tianshi raised his hand and slapped it down with embarrassment, and then stroked his hair with his raised hand.
He said kindly, "The master came here because he valued your ability to move around in the world."
"Originally I wanted Lingyu to go, but Lingyu grew up on the mountain and didn't understand the principles of the world, so going there may cause frequent complications"
"So this task is entrusted to you. The main reason is that the task is arduous. If there is another one in the future, I will let Lingyu go. What do you think?"
Seeing the smiling expression of the old Tianshi, Wang Situ felt a chill down his back.
If you disagree, it is estimated that the medical insurance that has just been opened for a short time should be used.
Then Wang Situ replied decisively: "I have something to do!"
(End of this chapter)
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