Chapter 120

"Golden axe, silver axe, after all, they are not as good as this broken axe"

Empress Nuwa watched this scene quietly. In the world of [-] cold jokes, she is the main god of the East, and her personality and strength are slightly stronger than Pangu!

But after all, the Pangu Ax is the supreme artifact that can open up the universe and turn everything into the original.

"Pangu alone can't deal with this big guy, but this planet is really strong!"

Nuwa glanced at the planet of war. This planet is stronger than some universes, and she discovered from the very beginning that this planet has been expanding!

It's like a compressed universe!
Even after experiencing the energy collision between Pangu and Cthulhu at close range, it is still not damaged!

"Ah! This planet must be the boss of the arena to protect us weak and poor children."

The river god said with a smile.

At this moment, Cthulhu stared straight at the sky with eyes that could not see any emotion, as if he saw Pangu hidden in nothingness through infinite dimensions!

"Um~"

With an indescribable language, no one knew what Cthulhu meant, and the body standing on the sea suddenly twisted, causing countless strong observers to feel pain in their minds!
It was as if a needle had been pierced into their brains!
"My old grandson beat you to death with a stick!"

Monkey King of the Ten Cold World did a somersault in the air without saying a word, and the golden cudgel in his hand became thick and long in the blink of an eye, like a pillar of Optimus!
A stick stabbed at the black mist and immediately created a black mist vortex!
boom! !

There was only a muffled sound as if something had been hit, and it seemed to be an auditory hallucination. The golden cudgel that penetrated into the black mist became distorted abnormally, as if it had fallen into a higher latitude!

Sun Wukong's expression changed slightly, and he pulled out the golden cudgel violently, the surrounding space shattered suddenly, and the terrifying space storm swept hundreds of millions of miles away in an instant!
I saw that the golden cudgel in my hand was already full of cracks, with indescribable patterns wriggling on it, like weird bugs!
"River God! Strengthen!"

Monkey King directly stuffed the golden cudgel into the mouth of the River God, and roared angrily!

The expression of the river god who was suddenly deep-throated was a bit broken, and he faltered and shouted: "Smelly monkey! The saliva is not the river!"

Nu Wa frowned, could this unclean scene really be seen by a pure girl like him?

But the God of the River is a concept god after all, as long as the word "river" touches it, he will take care of it!
The golden cudgel in his mouth quickly turned into a blur, and the river god whispered to Monkey King with a stiff smile on his face.

"Stupid, ugly and impolite Monkey King, what you stuffed into my mouth was this golden golden cudgel, or this silvery golden cudgel, or this dirty second-hand golden cudgel How about great?"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth tightly and stared at the river god angrily.

Who do you say is stupid, ugly and impolite?

Resisting the idea of ​​violently killing the River God, Sun Wukong also had a half-hearted smile on his face.

"I dropped this unclean second-hand golden cudgel!!"

Before the rules of the river god, those fanatics did not answer, so the two gold and silver Cthulhus were not copied by the river god, otherwise these few people would not have time to chat here!
Hearing the satisfactory answer, the River God smiled and stuffed the unclean second-hand golden cudgel into his pocket, and threw the gold and silver golden cudgels to Monkey King!
Holding the golden golden cudgel in one hand, a morbid smile appeared on Monkey King's face!

In his eyes, this golden cudgel seemed to have an extra line of characters!

[Gold · Golden Cudgel 18+]

"Old grandson stabbed you to death!"

Monkey King flew to Cthulhu again, and the strengthened Golden Cudgel could really ignore the erosion of the black mist. For a while, Monkey King was like a fly constantly harassing Cthulhu around!
This made those fanatical fanatics look angry!

And Pinocchio, who was standing on the cloud and making love with Snow White, also came out slowly under Snow White's suggestion!
"I am the number one handsome man in the universe!"

As soon as the voice fell, the nose instantly swelled!
Stab directly forward at an incredible speed!
"what!!"

The nose suddenly hurt, and Pinocchio's long nose was retracted instantly, and the angry Monkey King came back with the nose!

"There are spies! There are traitors!"

Monkey King stared at Pinocchio with his face covered in shame and anger, he meowed, and hit a hard and long wooden stick directly towards his asshole!
Everyone fell silent, and subconsciously moved away from Pinocchio!
"I won't fight anymore!"

Monkey King sat down on the cloud, holding the golden cudgel tightly without saying a word.

Pinocchio also touched his nose in embarrassment, after all, the lie was too big and the nose became a little too long!
Isn't the number one handsome man in the universe you who are reading a book?

And Snow White hugs Pinocchio shyly.

"It's too long, it will break, it will definitely break"

Everyone: "…"

Even the two referees who were explaining were lost in thought, and the audience in countless worlds couldn't help touching their noses!
So this is the correct way to use Pinocchio?

"Fuck! Brothers fuck him together!"

The unknown person went up and kicked Pinocchio over, and pinched his nose with all his strength, wishing he could just break it off!
How shameless!
In the entire ten-cold camp, only Pangu was fighting bitterly!
And at this moment, an existence that had been hiding all this time finally couldn't stand it anymore!
A colorful light appeared out of thin air on the head of the cloud, and a man who was so handsome that he couldn't describe it in words appeared here out of thin air, staring at everyone present with those incomparably indifferent eyes!
"Did no one tell you this was live?"

"Little King Kong, you are finally here"

Nu Wa immediately recovered her cold and arrogant state and looked at Little King Kong quietly!
She is the main god of the East, but compared with the little King Kong at the administrator level, she is far worse!

Little King Kong nodded pretending to be aloof, and looked at Cthulhu who was hiding in the black mist and fighting with Pangu!

He recognized the true identity of this existence, and even his world has the existence of Cthulhu!
The world of [-] cold jokes is simply a spoof version of the small heavens and worlds. It is conceivable that the level of the world is high, and almost every character with a role in the play has some kind of conceptual ability!

For example, Li Jing's 100% empty-handed and white blade, Nezha's strange power that can never kill people, Pinocchio's setting that his nose will grow infinitely longer when he tells a lie, and unknown people can destroy the multiverse's complaint energy by relying on complaints, even among them. Some martial arts characters have horror concepts beyond reality!
Huo Yuanjia can even use the subtitle barrage, a terrifying ability that goes beyond the cosmic latitude of the self and interferes in the real realm!
And as the administrator of the multiverse, Fu Lu King Kong's strength has always been a mystery, and he often walks in every time and space to modify the distorted timeline, but I don't know why the timeline of the entire multiverse still becomes spoof and distorted!
"It's strong, but that's it"

Fulu Little King Kong's voice was accented, and he understood one thing after he came to the universe!
Perhaps their universe is just a spoof multiverse created by a supreme being for the sake of spoofing. Apart from these spoof characters, other worlds must have their prototypes!
The same is true for Cthulhu in front of him, this one is definitely not the real Cthulhu itself.

"You don't know how to get the points when you send them to your face"

(End of this chapter)

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