The Heavens: Infinite Dimension Smash Bros.

Chapter 234

The relationship between Jesus and God is controversial, but it is generally believed that they are father and son.

But this father-son relationship is obviously wrong for the cat and mouse incident. If there is Jesus in the cat and mouse world, then there is a high probability that Jesus is either a cat or a dog, or a mouse.

But the running figure below is indeed full of the smell of Jesus.

At this moment, the man identified by God as Jesus was running with tears in his eyes.

"Why do you still encounter this kind of thing when traveling with you?!"

"Isn't it good to enjoy the beauty of the world, you insist on getting involved in such a mess!"

And beside Jesus, there is also a running man wearing a modern long sweater and a velvet hat on his head.

It's just that the earlobes are unexpectedly large and droop directly on the shoulders, looking very rich and full of Buddha nature!
"Jesus, tell me that"

The man called Susu is indeed Jesus, but he is more like an ordinary person than the legendary Son of God.

"Come on!!"

Jesus glared at the Tathagata. The two of them were originally a happy and carefree pair of good friends. They curiously participated in this infinite brawl during a trip to the world.

As a result, he has been hunted down from the beginning to the present!
If it wasn't for that illusory luck, they would have been killed long ago!
Especially Tathagata, a dead fat man, he said that he was the leader of Buddhism, Da Ri Tathagata. If he ate his meat, he would not only live forever, but also become a Buddha instantly!
Such words undoubtedly caused them a lot of trouble!

But Tathagata kept running with a smile on his face, flicking his two big earlobes.

"Roar!!"

The meatball monster behind is also one of the children of the Black Goat. Although it is very weak, it does have a relationship with the Black Goat.

Feeling the terrifying aura behind him, it's a real aura!

That stinking breath almost blows them away!
The two of them felt their scalps go numb and sped up their sprinting speed again. The potential of a human being is unlimited, and the potential of a god is naturally even higher!

"Come on! I won't let you go after I go back!"

Jesus roared.

And at this moment, a big golden hand directly grabbed the meat ball monster, and then smashed it into pieces with a slap!

The two of them froze immediately when they heard the movement, and finally turned their heads slowly to see this terrifying scene!
Not far away, an old monk holding a Zen stick looked at the two of them with a smile.

"Almsgiver, you and my Buddha are predestined"

Ksitigarbha stared straight at the Tathagata. In his eyes, the Tathagata was like a piece of gold shining in the dark. His unconcealable Buddha-nature moved his heart!
Compared with those consumables that he conquered in the dark world, Tathagata simply doesn't suit his wishes!

And the Tathagata blinked, and said with a bit of a mean smile: "I am the World Honored One of the Western Paradise Buddhism, the famous Tathagata Buddha! Of course I have a predestined relationship with the Buddha."

Ksitigarbha was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and then stared at Tathagata suspiciously.

What does this weak little guy call himself?
Tathagata Buddha?

"Don't be kidding, little guy." Ksitigarbha just shook his head with a smile as it was a joke, "My Buddha, World Honored One, is not as weak as you are."

A monk does not lie, he is just so straightforward!
"Pfft... it's really embarrassing to come here"

Jesus couldn't help but burst out laughing.

And Tathagata's complexion turned dark immediately, this was the number of times he had been ridiculed.

"Damn Jesus" Tathagata snorted softly, "I won't tell others that if they eat my flesh, they can instantly become a Buddha and become the supreme Buddhist."

"Of course I will not tell others that you are the legendary Son of God. As long as you are hung on the cross and burned, you will be blessed by God and everything will be over."

Jesus: "..."

Bring up the cross again! !

Say the cross again! !

Ksitigarbha naturally didn't know about Jesus God, but he lost his interest in the Tathagata.

A person full of nonsense is no longer worthy of his attention even if he has a high Buddha nature. If he is in the original world, he does not suggest changing the other party and letting the other party fall into the embrace of the bliss of the Western Paradise.

But now it's clearly not working!
Shaking his head in disappointment, he disappeared in place.

He felt the violent battle fluctuations ahead. Compared with these two, it would be better for some silly guys to take the opportunity to score some points!

The Tathagata and Jesus also found that the other party had disappeared, and immediately sighed in disappointment.

"Why don't you believe me?"

Tathagata was a little puzzled, the other party was obviously a Buddhist, couldn't he recognize himself as the boss?
"Why should I trust you~ come~"

Susu smiled meanly: "A trash with a bald head who claims to be the Tathagata, it will be fine if others don't beat you to death and clean up the house."

"But I am really Tathagata!"

Susu laughed directly: "But no one believes it."

Tathagata felt uncomfortable, and said directly: "Your believers do believe in you, but I find that people who believe in you are stupid."

Susu was taken aback when he heard the words: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Tathagata raised his head slightly, showing a melancholy expression: "You were clearly burned to death by being crucified on a cross, but when your believers faced some undead creatures, they actually chose to use the cross."

"Still trying to get your divine power to protect them, do you think they are mentally ill?"

Jesus: "..."

Silence is better than sound here.

Seeing this, Lailai shook his head and continued to hit Susu, and said with a smile.

"Isn't this equivalent to scaring people with your coffin board hahahaha"

"Eat me with one move, Jesus Charge!"

Susu suddenly became angry from embarrassment and ran towards Lailai!

Naturally, Lai Lai would not be caught without a fight, and directly headed him over!

"Look at my head hammer!"

Boom! !

The heads of the two people slammed into each other, and then they were bounced to the ground!

Covering his head, his face is hideous!
And at this moment, the grass next to it suddenly trembled!

A thin figure jumped out and threw Tathagata down, and then everything was dark!
Susu watched in bewilderment as Lailai was put in a sack, and then two monkeys rushed out from the grass and punched and kicked Tathagata!
"Let you crush me for 500 years!"

"You have to let Lao Tzu go to get the Western Classic!"

"Hmph... you dare to call yourself a Tathagata today... Tathagata will rush to occupy Lingshan tomorrow!!"

After the beating, he ran towards the distance without looking back, and everyone in Susu looked dumbfounded!
However, Monkey King from the world of magical mobile phones and Monkey King from the world that never expected it went straight to the sky!

"I said brother, even if he pretends to be a Buddha, you wouldn't say that he would occupy Lingshan, right?"

The Magical Monkey King and the Never Expected Monkey King hooked their shoulders and said softly.

But Sun Wukong, who never expected it, suddenly felt aggrieved when he heard the words.

The aggrieved little appearance made the Magic Monkey King a little bit unbearable.

"You don't know!"

"I was just urinating and urinating at will. The Jade Emperor and Tathagata said that if I urinate and urinate at will today, I will dare to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace tomorrow!"

"I'm wronged, brother!"

Magic Monkey King: "..."

Fortunately, I was suppressed because I really caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. If I was suppressed for 500 years because of free defecation, he would rather die here!

(End of this chapter)